Six Finger commercial

[bluecatky]

How can I get one of those? My middle finger isn't enough when I'm out driving and have a road rage moment!

[42Tigergirl]

Cracked.com brought me here xD

[whitedaddy4u]

I remember this commercial. Never had one though... No doubt the kids of the 1960'd had literally THOUSANDS of hours of fun with this thing. Now the kids of today can understand how we were so impressed with PONG in the 1970's. :)

[rainking81]

Wow...they seem to have invented rap for this!

[Chuckqnit]

I remember this. This was a coveted item indeed!

[TheFlammableGas]

You may think it's a finger but here's the trick,

It actually looks like a tiny dick!

It shoots missiles, can it get any better?

Shoot your friends blind or make them pregger!

Siz finger, six finger, makes us flip!

It's not a sixth finger it's a second dick!

[blabblab1212]

Getting them ready for Nam.

[itTutorials4You]

The second announcer sounds totally like Kevin Malone from The Office... *sweeeet* Now you have his picture in your head... 

[itTutorials4You]

The second announcer sounds totally like Kevin Malone from The Office... *sweeeet*

[jacobholes]

0:27 "HE..." Help? Poor kid.

[lhilton17]

daskeyboard yeah?

[jeffchilton]

There's a little black kid watching this commercial going, "Awwwwwwww, dangit."

[Godhatesfatpeople]

They will know when a black kid uses it!

[BeraKottur]

SEX finger?

[mooforyou42]

Ok, who let Alfred Hitchcock make the ad?

[wblstudios]

"HOW WILL THEY KNOW?"

They'll know because you have SIX FUCKING FINGERS.

Also, notice there weren't any black ones. It was a different time.

[DaTaterdogs]

Again, why isn't there cool cheap toys like that now?!? And I am curious about the SOS and help stuff, creepy Eh?

[TifgoCS2]

SSSSSAXTON HAAAAAALE

[Inyaful]

@TifgoCS2 I fail to see where the TF2 reference came from.

[TifgoCS2]

@Inyaful You know, when Saxxy Winners were announced, in the pictures Saxton Hale had 6 fingers.

[RPASL1]

Anyone else notice that he sends an SOS message, and then uses the pen to write help and send that as a message?

[Joe11Blue]

I want one LOL!

[NeverevenStudios]

0:10 - "It looks like a finger..."

No. No it does not.

[FreedoomerHobo]

Sex Finger, Sex Finger, Sex Finger!

[w0joshcbrln0w]

sounds like the bear in angry beavers

[BonesxtoxPaste]

@w0joshcbrln0w It does! I just noticed that

[tech2rescue]

I have one of these still sealed on the card. Been meaning to put it in a deep glass frame for display but it's just been in a drawer for years.

[flowertrue]

"How did I ever get along with five????" WTF

[irulenano]

What the fuck 0:06

[LShackley]

I really wanted one of these but my parents didn't like me having "weapon" toys!

[mdp311]

i think id find this extremely amusing to have

[Bopalena]

I had that and omigod, I never thought I'd see this commercial again! Thanks for posting!

[voxx66]

I had this. The cap bomb was the best.

[Kaikeru]

@hirightnow Yes, but that video was deleted ='[[. Fortunately, there was this one! =D (and it's more creepier than I feared!)

[antdude]

@hirightnow Her?

[samuraix82]

Does anybody else think the announcer is trying to hard to sound sexy in a children's toy ad?

[DanArk0403]

@samuraix82: I don't think the announcer is trying to sound "sexy". I think he's trying to sound mysterious.

But all the same, it ends up sounding...weird.

[loafybrown]

@samuraix82 No, that's just you thinking the announcer sounds sexy.

[Saturday8pm]

Yowza, didn't know the hand of "Chiller" belonged to a brat!