Vampires Suck | Spill.com Movie Reviews

[killer1992247]

0:13 chelsea from thats so raven :D

[Riselem]

yes!!



[TheKydogg]

What the hell was that?

[FreddeX91]

First of all, why do people continue to make movies like this?

Second of all, why the hell does people continue to watch them?

[gabriell16bishop]

best review ever!!!!

[gabriell16bishop]

best review ever!!!!

[Beastkingzetta]

clock in at :44 in this vid

[copyrytedlizzerd]

*HERP DERP* I aktually fink dis moovy waz verry gud u downt no wot u r talkinn abowt (seriously though, this film sucks ass)

[TheWabbajackX]

He didn't even censor it. That's a lot of hate. I salute you, Korey.

[jamesminnow]

@lilkornman1 This movie was even worse than twilight.

[GeminiasEX]

I really hope Korey and the rest of the spill.com crew are prepared for "The Biggest Movie Of All Time 3D" this year. I look forward to the review and pray for your sanity, guys.

[lilkornman1]

the people who think this movie is not funny are twighlight fanboys lmao

[ptptptman]

@lilkornman1 really cause i think *twilight is a piece of fucking dog shit and anyone who like it shoud be punished severely and i still thought Vampires Suck...sucked.

[mrfist6]

Short and simple.

[JRserver]

@mrfist6 Just like every Friedberg and Seltzer movie, only not soul crushingly terrible.

[drew25kra]

Well said, Korey, well said.

[spillcom]

@drew25kra Ha Ha! yep.

[dragonforks93]

The "Directors " of this movie are the worst writers, directors and film makers of all time. The only decent thing they ever made was the original Scary Movie but only because that also had Shawn and Marlon Wayans as well as two other dudes writing it. Everything else they ever made has been a massive bomb, seriously, Uwe Boll can make funnier films than them, and he doesn't even make comedy films.

[gameivo]

Still , best review IMO :D

[GreyMatter00Duh]

Well, seems like I've got to call Marty McFly and ask him to go back in time to get Friedberg and Seltzer's mothers a better coat hanger so the bitches can abort them the right way.

[KoopaTroopa643]

Nuff said

[NEWREALLIFEANDTIMES]

I d3rP when I saw this movie

[kimpax]

movie is not funny AT ALL!

[chavcentral1]

BEST REVIEW EVER

[FluffyMonsterr]

Is it sad to say I actually saw this movie in theaters?...but of coarse my friends dragged me in to it...I will never be the same...

[PuckettJp2]

the cast of jersey shore being randomly there in the room? i totally dont get the joke at all......

buuuttt that's friedberg & seltzer for ya

[Megadellter]

FUCK YOU >:l

[BritishGamingNews]

0:30 was my face through the whole movie then I shouted FUCK YOU at the end

[TheAaron2096]

Best review of all time.

[piplup2009]

tis might aswell be a review for breaking dawn aswell

[Bobzeaux]

As stupid an nonsensical as this movie was, it STILL made more sense than Twilight itself. *lol*

[MirrorsEdgeworth]

Annelise Van Der Pol, what're you DOING on here? Sure, you're good at playing the dumb girl, but COME ON

[MrWarners14]

I don't know WHY I liked this movie when my family rented it on DVD...

O_o

[Sharpshooter932]

@MrWarners14 Because your retarded

[MrWarners14]

@Sharpshooter932 *you're

[MrWarners14]

@Sharpshooter932 Also, I still hate Twilight.

[TobisSolitude]

That's my response to All Twilight, and of course the resident Evil movies.

[yantarosama]

Dat face.

[djbummy16]

this movie almost made me appreciate Twilight...

[TheSman515]

This movie failed at failing

[ThatGuywhoSpillNerd]

@TheSman515 So you saying it achieved at achieving

[grtyuj]

two greatest word ever spoken to both sum up this pice of shit and the actual twilight movies

[TheShugumi]

dontcha like how his middle finger like grows outa his knuckles and isnt connected?

[GKJusticar55]

@TheShugumi That looks cool.

[Teenlego]

that was the greatest movie review I've seen

[coralin378]

why are these movies still being made? It means some morons are still paying to watch that bullshit. Oh humanity...

[alufangirl1993]

Thats my response tp twhylight in general.

[zacandsabby]

i agree.

[raeven1212]

this is the funniest review I've ever seen

[Frisby2007]

I fucking PITY anyone who went to pay & watch this shit over Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.

[COLEGREENE]

Best review ever

[Ironbat92]

How the FUCK did this make more than Scott Pilgrim?

[HeavenlyLee]

@Ironbat92 Because the silly teenage girls thought that this was an actual Twilight movie. :)

[TobisSolitude]

@HeavenlyLee Makes sense lol

[greyfox129]

@Ironbat92 It's simple there are just way to many idiots that are just far to easy to please and would find this trash funny. but i also believe that many just hate twilight so damn much they just wanted to see the directors show how stupid the series is.

[GreyMatter00Duh]

@Ironbat92 Because people need to be shot. In the face. A lot.

[Metakkrist]

@Ironbat92 people are stupid, thats why

[lilkornman1]

@Ironbat92 cuz twighlight is gay and its a make fun of version

[8sakuraleaf9]

@Ironbat92 really? no wonder mankind is doomed -.-

[Applemask]

@Ironbat92 Well, you see, there's no God.

[RickLowerboy84]

@Ironbat92

Because Michael Cera is a little bitch.

[boiledcrap]

@Ironbat92 Because people like to hate.

[SporeKing12345]

@Ironbat92 Because it made fun of Twilight, thats the only credentials this movie had and it didn't even pull that off

[Falcovsleon21]

One has to wonder how they're going to top this for the inevitable review of "Biggest Movie Ever 3-D" or whatever that new movie Friedberg and Seltzer are making is gonna be called.

[RumbleHD]

Well said Korey,well said.

[greyfox129]

Date movie, disaster movie, epic movie, Meet the Spartans...Now they were all directed by these same dumbass directors. Why for the love of god would anyone think that this would be the one to turn it around? God they are second to Uwe Boll in worst directors list. this is torture it's like flipping through the channels and find full house you know it sucks but it hypnotizes you to watch how horrible it is. same for the poor bastards who sees this garbage.

[Falcovsleon21]

@greyfox129 No Uwe Boll is better than these guys buddy. These guys need to be killed.

[greyfox129]

@Falcovsleon21 All 3 of them need to be they are an abomination to the entertainment bossiness, the human race, earth and time itself.

[TheSnowyice]

Oh so it wasn't very funny? I'm dissapointed, but I guess I'll still watch it for myself. Thanks for the warning anyway though. :l

[realmadrid083098]

That movie had some funny scenes

[GoldenGal42]

The twenty seconds I saw of that movie was too much.

[SilverMoon1134]

that was the most informative video i have ever seen... i love you guys >:D

[dobermuffin]

I thought it was a little lengthy at parts, but still a very well done review.

[nebylis]

Probably one of the best reviews ever

[BulletShootingGuys]

This is the only Spill review I've ever favorited.

[IViewVideos1]

"Fuck you."

That's exactly what I wrote to Capcom after they Cancelled Megaman Legends 3.

[masterDevis]

Damn right, Korey!

[SJTreeHugger]

That was MY reaction when I saw Twilight!

[Werewolf2968]

That review was short and to the point but i wish they added more humor instead of swearing (which still made me laugh my butt off).

[Victorlara]

At least twilight looks epic, even though I haven't seen twilight

[waterandicedragon]

I like twilight but I love the parody I just laugh

[volker136]

@waterandicedragon

"fuck you"

[waterandicedragon]

@volker136 why i like both so what a lot of girls at my school its the same thin for them to no joke so fuck u to asshole whats ur probleme i have my freedoom of speach its you tube for crying out loud so just how cares

[volker136]

@waterandicedragon

mmhmm...

"fuck you"

[waterandicedragon]

@volker136 u know thats still not a good reason right give me a fucking good reason u ass right know

[volker136]

@waterandicedragon

you dont seem to get it .-.

watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU&ob=av3n

[VoiceoftheBoa2]

@waterandicedragon Learn to spell. And get a better taste in films while you're at it.

[machinmaman87]

@waterandicedragon i will be the first one on this page to say that i respect you willingness to express your opinion. but thats about it. korey is a hundred percent spot on. there is nothing more even worth saying about this picture (i wont call it a movie, because it gives movies a bad name)

[waterandicedragon]

@machinmaman87 i think of it more as a stupid parody not a movie i only watche it when i have a bad day so i can feel a lot better about myself for having a bad day

[machinmaman87]

@waterandicedragon ha well i have had a LOT of shitty days lately. in fact scratch that. i just have a shitty life. so i guess i feel for ya

[waterandicedragon]

@machinmaman87 me half and half

[Jman92854]

Is it okay if I liked this, ONLY, ONLY because I hate Twilight? I mean, I REALLY didn't like the other movies, but this is the ONE movie from these two morons that I like. But only because I hate Twilight, nothing more.

[EVILterminator5]

I just realized something. They didn't censor Fuck. O MAH GOOOOOD

[Drakozap]

Best goddamn review they ever made.

[strickerman101]

hahahhahahaha kroey that was the funniest shit i have ever seen

[dragonforks93]

There was a time where I liked B-Movies, I am still a fan of the original Scary Movies, but it's shit like this that has ruined it for me.

[jumpmanajf]

@dragonforks93 By B-movies do you mean spoofs? And if you do Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead are pretty good spoofs

[demondog45]

This movie sucks so hard they didn't even censor fuck.

[TheSuperSayian9000]

I expect the same reaction with Final Destination 5.

[msfashionlover17]

This movie sucked badly

[XJakglitcherX]

........... F**k you.........

[CHANSK3913900012]

Wait, sentence error. 3 sentence. It should say "Although the other reviews on these movies..."

[CHANSK3913900012]

Best review. Short and sweet and said what needed to be said because all this movie was is a piece of garbage. Although the other movies by these directors who should not be named were funny, you don't need to waste your energy on this movie. Just say @&$% you!

[mrapplemac123456]

the most "EPIC" in this

video is 0:29

[KirbyForce1]

This Movie Sucks More!

[El3ment360]

Hahaha that movie sucked.

[bigbubba256]

The only thing I liked about this movie is that it made me feel psychic. I could see EVERY joke from a mile away.

[shadow759]

yep that's pretty much it dude lol

[brushfyr]

I saw parts of Epic movie on cable and I couldn't stop watching, it's like when people watch tv because it's like watching a traink wreck. For 10 minutes or so there was absolutely nothing that was funny, and it was fascinating. It's what others have complained about, it was just references. This is the same. There is no joke, yes the JS cast are d-bags, but just randomly referencing them isn't funny. When the vamps were called BEP was kind of funny but I'm guessing that's the only funny part

[AKIDPRODUCTION09]

This is probably the best review so far

[NextGenerationProd]

its hard for me to review the film. i think tht the creators were trying to hard to make it completely stupid. like edward getts with lady gaga and buffy shows up and gets killed. i think thts why people hated it so much. they made it more stupid thn it had to be.

[etiscool1]

This went better than Scott Pilgrim (perfect)?!?!?!?!?!?! **** YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!! *explosion*

(Vampires Suck... SUCKS!!!!!!!)

[holycrap225]

To be honest, I liked this film. I had a lot of genuine laughs in this, the un-rated version especially. I didn't only like it just because I hate twilight. I like it because it was funny with some of the references. To be fair though, there were some jokes that were a little lame, making it look like the film was trying to hard. But, in conclusion, at least it's better than Disaster Movie.

[KirbyForce1]

This movie Sucks More!

[Frisby2007]

Anyone that liked this shit needs some serious help, & is no smarter than a potato. Go watch some REAL PARODIES & REAL COMEDY MOVIES!

[kinglegault]

If u like this shit u need mental help or a bullet in the head I'm sorry but if u liked this movie i hate u nuff said u fucking moron with a negative iq

[DII117]

Everyday I wake up thinking, "Is this the day"? I turn on the TV thinking, "Could it have finally happened"? I flip the channel to the news and hear, "Earlier today the private Jet carrying the entire cast of the Jersy Shore was NOT found in a burning ruble scattered across some obscure town". I say aloud, "Shit, maybe next time".

[DarkProphet94]

saying u liked this film because u hate twilight is the stupidest fuckin reason in the world. compared to Vampires Suck, the Twilight series looks like the Lord of the Rings

[pokexplosion21]

@DarkProphet94 I actually agree with that, lol.

I downloaded the movie after it came out and tried watching it, and just stopped halfway through, because I couldn't stand all the cheap jokes and references, they were just so retarded. It felt like they were trying WAY to hard.

[manhuntlr]

no its better than sex!

[MrBlockishMark]

If you liked this shit-fest you obviously have zero taste in film.

[anttx123]

shortest review ever

[kornkid22]

lmao. hahah. i actually enjoyed this film. finally all of us twat-light haters have a movie that makes fun of twat-light

[addzack11]

i like Corey describes the movie in every detail, I got to say, one of the best reviews of our time.

[LittleDragon17]

Saw that one coming. X3

[x69Crunchyx]

i didnt even waste my unlimited download on this crap

[aaronavidon]

Well said.

[guitarhero855]

Yup that pretty much sums up the whole movie.

[AlanGunn97]

You can skip the whole thing and just press 7. It perfectly describes it.

[chrisn1234567890]

lmao love the review

[Anime4Life35]

this was the very first fuck you lol

[Antony13489]

@Anime4Life35 no that was disaster movie

[sfighter991]

@Anime4Life35 No this was the first UNCENSORED F--- You!! 

[LittleDragon17]

@sfighter991 I agree, it was just too deserved to be censored lol.

[sond641]

BEST REVIEW EVER

[x69Crunchyx]

They didnt even censor it lol.

[MutableJohn117]

LOL FUCK YOU!

[ITALIANeagles22]

I thought awesome another review!!! Then i saw 0:44 and i'm like WTF but you made my day XD

[drv30]

hahahaha dude i thought the jersey shore bullshit was kinda funny

[Nintend0Nerd1000]

Funnier than the movie, and I havent even seen it XD

[NarutoYaoiFa]

I agree this was one the worst movies I have ever seen

[kmkmea]

all he said was ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮

[knucklez92]

best review EVER

[boikanyoketsile]

ha ha , exactly what i thought ....F***k you

[Iker122]

funniest review ever.. thanks

[utuboy]

Hahahahahahaha....hihihi...hah­ahhahahahahahaha, I feel you dowg!!! This is the most hilarious movie review I have ever seen. That's coz I know this only deserves a big "F**ck U. Can't stopo laughing.

[McSuperfly101]

The directors obviously put no effort into this piece of shit just like all their other "movies" so why should spill.com put any effort into their review of it? Makes sense to me, it's just not worth anyones time.

[dragonmasterlance123]

@McSuperfly101 very well said!

[hardcorefakes12]

FUCK YOU

[ronin6401]

i'm watching it right now max west. and it's actually surprisingly good for a friedberg and seichs movie. it's certainly a hell of a lot better than twilight. and the girl in this one is much hotter than kristen stewart

[johnbanks707]

This movie sucked balls and it still made more money than Scott Pilgrim. WTF????!!!!! Do people know the difference between a bad movie and a good movie anymore?

[elcangriblack]

Worst fucking movie i have ever seen. I was looking at some of Spill reviews because i was looking for a good movie to watch but when i saw this one it just got me curious. I was like i wonder why he didn't review it and just gave it the worst rating FUCK YOU so i saw it online for free of course and holy shit i give anyone props if you still decide to watch it after that GOD AWFUL intro let alone watch more than 30 minutes of this pile of shit. I only lasted 45 minutes it's fucking terrible.

[Yonkers444]

@elcangriblack Congrats on anyone who could last 30 minutes. I saw about a minute of this on HBO and shut it off after everyone was flying through the air. Then I looked at the name and really thanked myself!

[MrElinquieto1]

Yeah this movie SUCKED like the title ! ! 

[aKILLAfromAPK]

holy crap. surprised cuz alot of reviews should be like this

[TheKyjeremiah]

A VERY NICE WELL DESERVED FUUUUUUUCCCKKK YOU

[blade2752]

Making a crappy movie of a crappy movie always ends in failure

[alkadeyas]

omg this review made me laugh so much

[varelabro1]

cory's so pissed his outline isn't even moving

[D0OMZDAYZ]

best review ever

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[htown1283]

@ngrey651 these guys are from Austin, TX

[spillcom]

@ngrey651 Korey was saying F**K YOU to the movie as a whole....he just took the most ridiculous clip of the trailer to play before it. Yes we are from Austin and Korey is originally from TX. We really didnt have time to make a review for this one but he wanted to say SOMETHING about it so this is what came of it.

[ngrey651]

@spillcom

Ohhhhh...I see. Fair enough.

[sfighter991]

@spillcom Nice!

[cokerewardsbarrycent]

@spillcom so wait, is the whole cast actually real but just cartoonized?

[Falcovsleon21]

@ngrey651 Dude, it's a Seltzerberg movie. You shouldn't have to get in-depth with that because these guys makes nothing but shit. They are complete bastards.

Besides, it's a shitty Twilight parody. You shouldn't get 2nd place at the box office for merely being a Twilight parody when there are far better parodies of that out there.

[trinapinks]

@ngrey651 really dude really!, your comment is ridiculous , if you think he gave this movie a swift and direct f**k you because he liked the Jersey shore, rather than the fact that this movie does not deserve more than a single minute of any critic's time; then you are the exact audience for this, stupid, vapid, vomit inducing, colossal waste of time and space, shit of a movie.

[Applemask]

@ngrey651 Go load up the audo review. Although "fuck you" is plenty for this movie and its makers.

[rodrigodet]

@ngrey651 Remind me again where they acualy made fun of something?

[thekidchris19]

@ngrey651 stupid ass