CSI Surface Computing

[MrRedWaffle]

@hamdinosaur lmao i laughed so hard at your comment

[patriotaRBC]

And that's why i gave up to watch CSI ! It's tooooo far from reality

[InnerSpaceTravel1]

I've always had a certain...morbid fascination with the new 16-core processors with 10-meg pipes. No wonder the VB GUI can track the killer's IP address in real time.

[DarthSinistris]

@TronPancake that's what I paid for mine, AND they threw in the VB GUI that tracks killers' ip's.

[Flamius]

CSI: Star Trek

[madsli]

Surface computing? They couldn't be trying to refference deep web, could they?

[hardstyle905]

I hope the retards that made this show will NEVER have access to real technology like this when we have it. These people are fucking dangerous with their stupidity.

[bull912000]

Wow... they made all of this with visual basic? Impressive...

[layzergun]

Could you please enhance this to 720p?

[pughdafis]

so realistic, murder investigation teams all have this kinda stuff. y'know, magical versions of microsoft surface, cctv image enhancers that can see the dna strands of a skin cell reflected off someones belt buckle, plasma rifles. etc

[eddybogo]

@pughdafis Duh! Its on TV! It must be real!

[pughdafis]

@eddybogo well yeah. where do you think science comes from?

[Drugf4c3]

1:27 WOW he types fast !

[TheVideoVector]

@hamdinosaur Ahhhhhhh AHHHHHhhhh Visual Basic....Whata joke......XD

[Tyrnell]

It takes the entire combined intelligence capabilities of several nations a decade to find the most wanted man in the world, but these guys can pinpoint anybody's location in a heartbeat.

[belovah]

@hamdinosaur It's VB GUI interface!

[slayingu9999]

@belovah Visual Basic Graphical User Interface interface?

[gankaloid]

Why do they have all those screen savers running? They're wasting valuable screen space!

[heyeveryoneimcool]

THE HOLODECK.

[ThereIsCake]

More like CSI-fi

[asimsinthehouse]

ENHANCE 

[BoxxyFan]

Why does it say 'connected' before it's connected?

[m4sterchef]

Tony Stark's got NOTHIN on these guys.

[souleater9189]

@m4sterchef hav u seen the new ironman anime?

[agmnhob]

I'm thinking of to zoom 10000000x in the actors eyes.

[TeslaQ]

Man if I were a Miami taxpayer I'd be pissed that this was what my money was going towards. LCDs aren't good enough damn it, we need holograms.

[SilverJigGames]

These shows really bring to light the truth in the statement "ignorance is bliss" I used to love CSI shows before I knew so much about computers/photo-editing/the time it takes to run a lab test..

[macr0machine]

THIS PROGRAMME IS SO FUCKING RETARDED

WHY IS IT SO POPULAR

[RupeeClock]

The delightful irony is that the computer artists who made all this visuals know the GUI is total bullshit.

[killzone10]

NIce spaceship

[LiquidChem]

you all do realize that this is complete fantasy, and 100% computer graphics right?

[Noodleboy111]

This is like CSI: 2050, right?

[NialFossjet]

NBC has a short-lived Christian Slater spy show called My Own Worst Enemy that featured artificially creating multiple personalities in people and the fancy spy agency computers they had were still less advanced than the ones CSI has in this clip.

[Shinzu92]

If the world existed with CSI logic killers would be caught in 30 minutes.

[AltonArts]

This is a Unix system. I know this...

[LiquidChem]

@AltonArts I KNOW THIS

[VarDolzeberg]

Fictional tax dollars at work.

[Mandragara]

@callmenipao iPad = Low risk investment for company :P

[DrFrizzeh]

.....are those HALO SOUND EFFECTS? God damn.

[CalciumCD]

fucking crime solving, how does it work

[werecheeto]

CSI should be considered Science Fiction, because, holy shit.

[mec567]

I never knew that CSI had this advanced technology and the military doesn't.

[blakscull]

I hope this show is supposed to be in the future, i mean this technology its not that impossible, the 2:00 one is practically ms surface, and if its the future maybe its more accesible...

[pgtlaser]

Since when do investigators need such preposterous interfaces to put two and two together?

[blackhitman12]

This looks like the computer that Tom Cruises uses in The Minority Report.

[fuzzy11870]

why didnt they just buy tony stark's iron man suite instead of his computer

[smashysmashy436]

I didn't know that police departments had budgets high enough to buy hardware like that

[Eruonen]

That is by far the worst interface I have ever seen.

[arbitterm]

So Tony Stark now designs impossible 4d interactive computer systems for crime labs. They'll solve more crimes after they finish creating new elements.

[betacopy]

@arbitterm 4D? his... his systems alter space/time? He can actually move elements in the spans of not only dimensional space but also temporal space?

...That's neat. I knew the show was/is endlessly unrealistic... But if I recall, it never completely eviscerated the practicality of space and time... even in it's interfaces... and I don't see it exhibited here either. :S

[landline00]

They don't even have computers that advanced in Star Trek or Star Wars.

[112kicker]

Nasa found this on mars.

[Jacklus]

lets build a computer that solves crime

[Dustie1984]

WTF, too much Star Treck?

[yesterdaysguy]

ugh this pains me to watch.....but i bet it's great for all their viewers who are on acid.

[AndreasFehrm]

@hamdinosaur Hahahah xd

[Craiginator]

CBS needs to fire some of its writers.

[speedaddict2008]

I watch CSI for stuff like this. It provides me with many shits and giggles.

[grendelee]

Im going to make a computer that goes "PEW PEW BLLLLOOOOSSHHHH" everytime i do something, like texting or google searching...

[Aleksa809]

ok for the fancy video effects and for dismissing the good old lcd screen, keyboard and a mouse,but for the rocket sound effects from the future,thats overkill

[tastyscavenger]

where are my lazor fights csi, WHERE ARE MY LAZORS!

[viedevelours]

Its so smart it guesses the phone number as you type it!

[jevansturner]

I really don't understand how anyone can watch CSI, and most of Jerry Bruckheimer's other regurgitated trash...but I love how much "gold" it produces for us to make fun of!

[FoShizzleMaWizzle]

Microsoft Surface, cost like 10 grand

[aarontrack4u]

@FoShizzleMaWizzle Surface, please, this is minority report.

[J0cked]

So this is some kind of sci-fi series or what?

[Cfrogboy91]

WTF the government IS hiding alien technology!!!!

THIS VIDEO IS PROOF!

[boobiekinz]

@Cfrogboy91 actually...that video proves that they spent like a few hundred dollars and hired some guys to put fake images on pieces of glass.....yeah...CSI fails

[IBeBlindMon]

Surface Computing: Essential to ALL pro crime solvers.

[hobian]

this system actually exist now... but will cost you a few mill to get it all in one room

[cyberdemon107]

lol no

[icecap]

surface computing is serious business

[dolphinspray19]

poor ryan..he almost got hit by eric.