My best yo mama jokes

[rony07ball]

I just don't like jokes about mama... As I respect My MaMa...

[minimohak]

yo mama so fat when she took a step there was an earth quake

yo mama so fat when she put a yellow dress on the said he taxi

your so fat you got stuk in mid air

[minimohak]

yuor mama so fat her pants size said bicht lose some wheight

[minimohak]

i mean deseprirec in the hairy one

[minimohak]

yo mama so hairy when you tried to hug her you deseoired yo mama so fat when she tried to put a picture on on her computer t said no space yo mama so hairy when she triedd to give birth to your brother he had a rug burn

your mama so fat she got an opening act yo mama so ugly when she was born the doctror said if it does not cry its a tumor

yo mama so fat when she back up everybody says beep beep

[YoMammaChannel101]

yo mamma so old her best freind in 3rd grade was jesus!!! LOL :)

[N33dL0v3]

yo momma is so fat that when she sits on a qaurter a booger pops out of george washingtons nose

[SuperManuel180]

yo mama is so stuipid that when she put a paper in front of the tv she thought she was whatching paper veiw

[happycool5ftw]

i made a cookie but i ATE it smart one <3 l0l

[tracefleeman]

Yo mama so ugly she looks like u!

[bonez955]

yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist for a blue tooth

[transform321]

@bonez955 yo momma so ugly she has more chins than a chinese phonebook!

[badasslazergun]

yo mamas so fat a train got hit five miles back from here belly

[original666crew]

yo mamas like a mosquito i have to slap her to stop sucking yo mamas like a roller coaster when i ride her i trow up yo mamas like a vacume she suck blow and she gets laid in the closet yo mamas like a bus old ragitty and one buck to ride

[cutelilkat101]

yo momma so old she knew burger king when he was a prince OWNED

[mastermaster1231]

yo momma so fat wen i shoved 2 quarters up her ass a snicker bar came out of her belly button. owned

[jakerazz]

yo mama so old she knew e 40 when he was e 19 ahhhh!!!! owned

[MrMcloco24]

@jakerazz your mamas so ugly that she makes me want to...oh wait i shouldt b talking, i dont even know the man.OWNED!

[bostonprodigy]

yo mama is like a television even a 2 year old can turn her on. ohhhhhhh u jst got owned.

[Winterhawk24]

yo mama is like a hardware store... 25 cents a nail lol

[CoolPieman1]

lol

[Hannahxxxxxxxxx]

yo mama is so cheap she got a discount in a $0.99 cent store

[dAGoOMba83]

you mama so old her birth certificate is in roman nuemerals

[27LONEBLUEWOLF27]

shewolf isnt stupid DUMASS

[sinoflord]

yo mama is so old when she farted dust came out

[TheHamman77]

your mama is so dum she tride to drownd a fish

[arcaninelover07]

yo mama so fat her dress size is loose some weight BITCH

[DaKween0fKewl]

Yo mamma is soo fat she got hit by a bus and sed * WHO THROUGH THAT ROCK?!?!?!*

[cammy484]

lol classic

[crazyboy4242]

yo mama so fat that when she ordered a water bed they put a blanket over the pacific ocean

[CooperPooperScooper1]

yo mamma so damn nasty she brings crabs to the beach

[katiearis]

your mums so fat when she jumped on a trampoline she landed in the next 3 gardens

[PencilDice]

yo mama is so ugly, it takes two bags to cover her face

[27LONEBLUEWOLF27]

lol!

[SheWolf8765]

ur mother is a ********ing*****laura****admin venom******troll*****hippopoto mus*****

republican*****damn u rad cliff*****with a bucket of****and a castle far away where no one can hear u********soup*******mickey mouse****** and a stick of dynamite******magical********a lakazam. reply to tell me what u think

[maaro99]

your mama is so dum, she tried to put candy in abc order!

[WoWismydrug]

your momas so old that when she tries to breast feed you it comes out as powder.

your momas so fat that when she runs her pussy fat claps together so she thinks people are clapping for her getting excercise!

[dont0player1h8]

whats the original song (the first song)

[Itsmesonamybigfan]

Song: Bad touch

BY: The Bloodhound Gang

Album: Hooray for boobies!!!

[Lililkittey]

yo mama is so fat when she weighed herself, The scale said, "to be continued."

[spotman30]

yo mama is so old that she farted out dust,yo mama is so fat that when someone threw a bus at her she said who threw that rock?,yo mama is so ugly that when santa clause went down the chimeny when he saw her he said ho ho ho holy shit,you mama is so fat that someone thought she was an astroid,yo bmama is so ugly that when yo grandma had her the dr. said put her back in,yo mama is so fat that when she wanted to go up the elevator she went down.

[yidos08]

Your mama is soo old she sat next to jesus in year 2

your mama is so fat they use her at swiming pools when the wave machine is broke

your mama is so hairy she coconuts for boobs

[SVpramberger]

nice

[RegicidalBrothers]

best yo mama joke ever!!!

gameapprentice...u rule!!!

[RegicidalBrothers]

lol!!

so put ur hands down my pants and i bet ull feel nuts!!! XD

[fanboy199]

yo mama is so stupid she saw a buss full of white kids ans said catch that twinkie!

yo mama is so fat she sat next to evryone in middle school, and the high school 3 blocks away!

yo mama is so stupid she tried to drown a fish!

yo mama is like a vacume cleaner, she suks up all ur crap and you can lay her in the closet!

yo mama is so skiny she had to run around the shower to get wet!

[gameapprentice]

nice those are good!

like the music?

[Itsmesonamybigfan]

Yeah it's awesome!!!! But whats the last song???

[spotman30]

thats the movie one. yo mama is so fat she sat next to evryone in the movies!

[jon7380]

I love laughing babies!

[eaglefan159]

lol lol i cant stop laughing lol!

[Bryan14xs]

yo mama so lonely she called a operator and asked her to talk to her

[WindowsXPguru]

ive done that...it was funny

[briantaz1]

haha! cool

[gameapprentice]

dont get me wrong i actualy dislike cats