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  • make more cod videos!

  • you need a better video card, that looks like counter strike

  • Hahahaha OMG that pred missile was sooo fucking funny made my day!!!

  • U can't even aim with a mouse baddie

  • "Tahaa! Right in the dick." o.O 

  • sexy how you re-load.... XD

  • wow right in the dick? some of those "dislikers" have none so be carefull what you say....they may cry

  • you need to lower your sensitivity :)

  • Heya panser i was playing some MW3 at my bros computer and saw someone named¨Panser¨ was it you ? Please respond or ill be sad :(

  • Yay Panser on COD, i loved ur video pls make more mw3 commentarys :)))))))

  • @Luckythepanda1 You a loser D:

  • you guys should lower your mouse sensitivitey a bit

  • My balls are hurting in sympathy for those poor poor men.....

  • if i tried to play mw3 on my pc it would explode

  • I am top 2000+ in the world on this map a good tip is to setup in the building in the middle the small nook like kitchen in the big room provides good cover and explosive cover as well as the living room acting as a launch pad for sentries, and get close to one side of the building I perfer the bottom side to spawn the juggers so your not getting crammed on both sides and can easily pred 2 of them together.

  • 0:34 Right in the dick!

  • more pls :D

  • Modern pumkin shit 3

  • lol nice work

  • Awful, stick to your consoles ladies

  • I think you should do more MW3 lol, it's so much funner watching people who aren't as accustomed to the controls. They tend to have more fun lol... that nade at the end btw was pretty funny, I actually voiced "Oh shit."

  • 6:18 shotgun to the knee

  • AHHHH WATCHING THIS IS MY MAKING MY BUTT HOLE CLINCH!!!

  • made my day :')

  • How exactly does one point and shoot a mouse? Do you pick it up by the tail and then launch it like a rubber band? Interesting.. ;)

  • You girls are funny :]

  • I did not enjoy watching two girls scream at a game... Not even funny listening to :(

  • you suck balls

  • No boobs=dislike, Honestly that is the only reason I watch your videos.

  • Sounded like you were goin for a redneck ghetto accent... don't know how that works but yeahh xD

  • Horny girls playing videogames....i know what u really need!!

    nice vid tho :P

  • This is co-op mode? Seems stupidly easy >_<

  • @byakuyabou The first some rounds are, after that it gets really fing hard.

  • how bad is MW3 Oo

  • Dude you don't shoot a guy in the dick, that's like a hidden rule. Never, ever shoot a guy in the dick!

  • Where did the southern sounding accents come from?

  • My xbox costed 4bucks!!!

  • That's what you get for shooting guys in the privates! LOL

  • 'shot him in the dick' beware the gamer girls...

  • 1:57 "Holy crap, there's live C4 near me! Quick, THROW A GRENADE AT IT!"

  • PANSER, i've looked at both of your addon videos, but none of them are recent enough to tell me what your glowy blue mouse icon addon is :C

  • @Tha1337king most likely addon video this week :)

  • I really enjoyed this, please do more.

  • Funniest game commentary ever, you should totally do another MW3 video lol!

  • more please

  • Clickityclickityclickityclicki­ty click... clickityclickity click

  • i used to be in azeroth but then i started hearing guys saying that thay took an arrow to the knee:O

  • I don't play those games much but I thought you were online, I was like Wow,,, all those people you raped with a Shotty and Stuff and you had a Handgun... lol

  • fuck all WOW is better

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  • @Infamousking27

    wow=best online.

    Skyrim= best offline.

  • yo if u got the online one can i play with u so i can see how good u are

  • why dont you guys buy 360 conTROLLers for pc? Theyre sold at you local neighborhood bestbuy!

  • @dubMittelJ Because a mouse and keyboard is infinitely superior. Take that console crap and GTFO.

  • @fateowns I'd actually say no to that. I play it on my PC (because of the graphics capabilities) however I've got full sensitivity with a controller and it's actually better because controllers are designed ergonomically so everything is right there for for you whereas keyboards aren't designed for gaming specifically.

    So yeah...You're wrong.

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  • @fateowns Yeah! That's why the biggest competitive events for FPS's are on the PC!

    OWAIT

    Don't get me wrong PC is (currently) much much better for graphics but a mouse & keyboard compared to a controller for gaming? Players with controllers can be just as accurate and the controller buttons are much more accessible.

  • @Sham1eZ It's preference, to be honest, I'm much more used to a mouse and keyboard, so will generally opt to use them if given the choice. I didn't mean to come off as a PC elitist or anything, there are plenty of things I'll plug in a controller to play...though trying to argue that either is technically better is silly :p

  • @Sham1eZ i know its a late reply.. but just as accurate my ass! While you are moving your "joystick" with your thumb, my hand has spun my mouse and i have already shot you in the head. Controllers are no where near as accurate, i have played both. i played xbox since 2006-2009 playing games like rainbow six, i have since played it on pc, as well as the call of duty series, controllers are no where near as accurate. That is why pretty much no one uses a controller when playing on the PC.

  • @dubMittelJ and at trades job =/

  • jeez STFU with your mw3 vs bf3 bullshit 

  • oh yeas. i voteded today. :) u 2 r such a riot 2gethe!  had me lmao. yep fast food in all the cars. "what does that tell you?" ...it tells me they died hungry :) no, u don't ever shoot a guy in the dick. That's just not cool. ...great! someone left Panser in charge of a Predator Missle system! /runs4thehills

  • "haha! shot him in the dick." ... reflexively covering my junk...

  • I wanna put my "gun" in your butt! :)

  • Hahaha stfu stop trolling for uncorns lmfao

  • you are right in one thing tho, some games were made for consoles BUT... they have better graphics on PC =P

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  • Jeez get a room...then invite me

  • You're so bad at this game xD

  • What is this? Wave 1, wave 2???? Play online girls, team deathmatch or something. Thats when the skills comes! :-) lol you crazy girls.

  • BF3 is much better than MW3 this game is a dumbed down version of battlefield3

  • Were you trying to sounds like hillbillies?

  • more episodes! yeah!!

  • This is the worst video by far... Sorry but your not getting my votes in kingoftheweb today.. perhaps a video tomorrow thats better than this.. then Ill vote

  • I only watch those vids cause of her tits.

  • tradechat u always have been very hot to me but the obsesion with shooting things in the dick makes me want to get on a plane and go VERY far away........

  • can you prestige in special ops or does it just stop at lvl 80? I'll never know seeing as I'm crap...

  • noobe loool

    

  • That was one of the greatest commentaries i have heard.

    Where did that southern accent come from?

  • omg i love this "- i shot him in the head :3" "-I SHOOT HIM IN THA DICK!!! :P"

  • Your butt right against his gun...yep that's how it's done.

  • not the best gamer ... xD

  • best quote ever "they'll just lay down and let me shoot em in the butthole".  yeah i like weed alot too,

  • anyone else notice that panser picked up an accent?

  • Call of Booty Modern Sexfair with Chiib and Pansear? Whats not to love?

  • panser, if you win KotW, use a coupel grand and get a smokin pc

    

  • ahhh dude, you shot him in the dick... thats not cool butters, you dont shoot a guy in the dick...

  • @worldofpwncraft anyone who thinks dick jokes are funny clearly have never been hit in one

  • @kainniak1 srry to tell ya, bit i have, and i still think they funneh xD

  • @kainniak1 south park S12 E08

  • ballistic proctology

  • i got the wierdist boner right now...

  • That was sexy.. Cmhere and gimme a multiplayer video next time ;D

  • ok xbot....

  • noobs.

  • sorry but fuck computer, xbox is better

  • @391jhgk fact xboxes are waht 6 years out dated and holding game potential back....

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  • @gubbstv how is xbox 360 outdated

  • o_O

  • Why do the textures look like they're playing on the N64?

  • @WangoTango27 Cause the engine that infinity ward is using to make this game is as much old as the N64.

  • @tradechat How much do you gross annually? Your life seems badass but I can't figure out what an appropriate title for you would be. Semi-pro freelancer? Keep up the good work.

  • You are form New york why you talkign like a southern gal XD also you mistresses are cruel shooting everyone in the dick >.<

  • whats up with the southern accents? songs were really funny though

  • This is just...Wrong.

  • @Skabur123 no, my computer is terrible...it's not the game's fault lol

  • @TradeChat

    no, just bad programming. This game wasn't programmed for the PC. My computer's a beast and it looks just as shitty as this.

    PS. your computer is decent, I saw your setup

  • @fanmanabc o.0 my computer is not decent lol I only have a dual core with 3.25 readable gb of ram, I have to play every game of low or fair settings

  • @TradeChat You're a lucky one then haha i have to play on a Sony Vaio laptop.

  • @TradeChat u should make ur own computer on newegg its actually not expensive compared to all the deals u get u can make a very decent desktop for 1.5grand with I7 and stuff so much better deal then buying one....just saying in case u ever wanted a new comp :D

  • @TradeChat Sorry, was thinking of a different female gamer, got mixed up xD

  • @TradeChat Thats your graphics card love<3

  • @TradeChat

    If you ever want any advice on a new rig that can run everything for not allot of money.. please PM me.. I've been building custom rigs for years and it's my current employment aswell. I know what the best bang for buck ratio is!

    Also keep the show up!

  • @fanmanabc Agreed, I've played it on a very kick ass computer and it doesn't look as good as it should. :l And I've running it with the best settings.

  • @fanmanabc Prove it. people say their PC is a beast when it really isn't. Post your spec. My games run flawlessly and I'm running an i7k quad core 3.4MHz, 16GB DDR3, GTX650Ti video card.

  • @Azraelife

    2500k @ 5Ghz, 8Gb ram, 460s in sli, m4 128GB SSD, 2TB 4-way raid-0. I run BF3 on max settings 1080p @ low of 80 fps, high of 120 fps.

  • @fanmanabc have you ever tought how old the mw3 game engine is ? ofcause everything looks better in pc but this game looks bad in everything everywhere.

  • @fanmanabc Biggest. Retard. EVER. I cant even believe I even had to see this comment, Please stay on the console PC doesn't want you. Okay now I must go puke because I cant understand the stupidity of people these days.

  • @donutsword

    Ugh, did you even read my comment properly? I'm a PC gamer. And yes, COD wasn't meant for the PC. It was programmed for console and brought over to the PC platform. Similar to what happened with Crysis 2. Seriously, think before you open your mouth. Fucking retard. Now I am the one that wants to puke because I can't understand the stupidity of people these days.

  • @fanmanabc

    you are terrible wrong sir

  • @skatexpt

    First off, "Terribly". Second, no I'm not. CoD is programmed primarily as a console game. Hence why it's DX9, not DX11.

  • @fanmanabc

    soon as you start fixing someone's else grammar/punctuation/spelling it's when you already lost brah!

    Go search in youtube for 'Modern Warfare 3 console vs pc' and you can see PC is better, you could also search for modern warfare 3 highest settings.

    Now stop trolling brah or stop being clueless lol.

  • @skatexpt

    Did I ever in my comment say that console had better graphics? No, PC will win always in terms of graphics. However, this game is DX9, not made specifically for the PC. It was intended for console first, and carried over onto the PC. Don't jump to conclusions so fast. You just want do argue with people don't you?

  • @fanmanabc

    You also said that your computer was a beast but it looked as shitty as in the video. (what is this referring to? graphics tsk tsk) go turn on DX11 and maxed out settings or serach for modern warfare 3 dx11

  • @skatexpt

    Sorry, just been too busy playing BF3. Guess I'm used to the way better graphics. ;)

  • @fanmanabc

    sorry I already finished BF3 long time ago. also what does BF3 has to do with this?

  • @skatexpt

    o.o what does you finishing BF3 have to do with anything? I personally haven't even touched single player yet. Online the entire time. And my settings were maxed, with DX11 turned on. Just used to better graphics that nothing compared. Crysis with the graphics mod + custom maps have I think the best graphics yet though.

  • @fanmanabc

    it has to do with your comment and where did I say MW3 or BF3 had better graphics than Crysis?

  • @skatexpt

    I said I was used to the better graphics in BF3, so all other games looked crappy. And you never did, I said that Crysis with the ultra graphics mod + custom maps beats ANY game currently graphics wise.

  • @TradeChat Both is right

  • @Skabur123 well actually tahts a FACT consols are out dated, and u sound really ignorant saying that u are gonna judge a pc game from trade chat -_- and most games taht come out for consol and pc are not made with the full potential they should have; since they need to dumb down the graphics fro consols.

  • @Skabur123 Graphics are decent, although not too improved since MW2, everyone admits it.

  • @Skabur123 hahaha how old are you?

  • @Skabur123 have you even played any of the cod games on the pc ... its always better on the pc ...

  • @Skabur123 dude you dont make any sense. So since the graphics on pc are terrible, it proves that consoles are outdated and pc's are more advanced, because they have worse graphics?

  • I usually play cod on PC but now im playing it on Xbox and i swear its like i'm watching myself play

  • Do u have the graphics on ultra low cause it looks like shit..xbox shows the game with way better graphics than that thing u playing on..

  • @SuPrAx21 it's because it's a freaking console port they added the pc version as an after thought. 

  • Lol @ double Predator fail

  • two funny girls playing call of duty.... amazing

    

  • Is this what girls do when their alone? O.o

  • Modern Wafare 3 is awesome

  • I cringed when she shot his dick. =(

  • WHO PLAYS COD ON PC ANYWAY?

  • @noelsoong777 i do. got a problem with that?

  • @scizer89 it's a console port it's better if you play it on consoles.

  • @noelsoong777 she did..LOL

  • are people watching this because this is actually worth the time or because they are chicks? I could only make the first 2 min

  • Are you keyboard turning on mw3?

  • :O too much girl info! My head hurts...

  • lmao, This was pretty funny. "In the dick!" haha.

  • Panser why were you shooting in the air when the chow chow was chewing on your leg?

  • Looks like your problem is your mouse sensitivity is too high.

  • PS. I love your new southern accent :P

  • @TradeChat I think your main problem (being used to consoles) is the high sensitivity of the mouse. Try turning it down! :)

  • @SkeletorOnline i had a problem with mine and i browed my friends g9x and mouse pad and turned it right down and it didant fix it

  • @001ROCKETMAN In that case you are just a console user used to console controls. Not being a dick about it just look at the stats. Console users can't keep up with PC users in FPS's.

  • clicking the mous faster doesnt make the gun shoot reload fasta! just tolet you know!

  • wow ! your COD skills are... something different i guess.

  • you need a new pc bad!

  • Would love to do a couple halo lets plays with you panser except windows 7 doesn't play either of my halo games and it sux.

  • should play that with crendor

  • Wow, you're bad at this game <3 :)

  • Goddamn albino pink haired cunt

  • @xdoomedx14 god-damn sad cunt who's unloved :)

  • Only a sexually confused buffalo could have more call of sex duty fun than these two did.

  • Oh haii youtuber :3 x

  • Oh yeah and there is a knife as well lol

  • OMGAH, I love you guys <3

  • Get on BF3. Its way more slap tastic like a midget with a mullet

  • Chiib is super hot wow, she sounds and looks just like zooey deschanel.