Onision, a wuss and a hypocrite

[nathanwallacei3]

o loled about 100 times during this video lol SHEER BRILLIANCE

[nathanwallacei3]

LMAO.. YESS YES YES!!! the thumbnail is priceless!!!

[RattleheadAnthony]

DUDE! when did you cut your hair? its been like a year since ive seen your videos... you just disappeared lol

[Tsteve08]

The accent makes this video even better!

Where are you from exactly?

[Vogter616]

@Tsteve08 Denmark

[bobwantsyourspleen]

Lol xD I love how you're basically what he talks badly about (meat eating, smoking, whatever) and tries to make himself look good with that. Yet even his fans would be able to see how stupid he is while watching this video, and you sitting and talking is funnier than any of his videos. Thanks for making youtube less suckish xP

[Slolz247]

23:39 gratest onision description ever!

[simshigh]

You're foreign sounding. You smoke. You hate onision. You eat meat.... You're a bad ass.

[kemokills]

lol she wanted to f word.. O_o

[stephenpaultaylor]

you're nothing short of amazing

[cheetaclaw]

Jesus I want to have sex with your accent.

[ModderRhu87]

*subscribes*

[AuraSoulful]

I've watched this video five times now XD Completely awesome Vogter! Thaank yooou! LOL

[Vogter616]

@AuraSoulful hehehe :-)

[1980albatros]

@Vogter616 that was AWESOME!!!..but seriously though, you should consider quitting the cigs bro, smoking is dangerous. Sorry, don't mean to be rude. }:)

[simshigh]

@1980albatros Its none of your business if he smokes or not. Let him do what he wants.

[CanadaEh1969]

i love the thumbnail for this video. it describes it well =)

[Vogter616]

@CanadaEh1969 epic thumbnail is epic LOL

[TheZoostudio13]

Where is your accent from? I guess somewhere in South America?

[Vogter616]

@TheZoostudio13 Wrong continent :-) Denmark

[TheZoostudio13]

@Vogter616 Wow haha I was way off.

[Vogter616]

@TheZoostudio13 only about 7500 miles or something like that ;-)

[CosmicDestroyer99]

LOL I love you man

[sdfgsdfghjkl]

he doesn't care what you say, he only cares about the cool ass money he's getting. niggas.

[yugang08]

@sdfgsdfghjkl's channel is un-available. what a coward.

[kattwoman17]

So...have my children? Hmm?

[Vogter616]

@kattwoman17 :-) hmmm

[FishHeadSalad]

I am not sure who this "onion" guy, or whatever his name is.....but I think he did deserve the pownage served to him by you V, based on what he was saying in your vid! Is he the straight gay guy who found an audience with 13 YO girls?

[Vogter616]

@FishHeadSalad that is a pretty acurate description of him even though you left out the sociopath part..

[Vogter616]

@FishHeadSalad that is a pretty acurate description of him even though you left out the sociopath part.

[FishHeadSalad]

@Vogter616 You powned him good my friend! Sorry I missed the sociopath part! I only did not bring up the vaginal bad hygiene out of respect for that poor woman. If I ever get to Europe, I would love to hang out with you! If you ever get to the States, let me know! I am in Virginia.

[Vogter616]

@FishHeadSalad Well Im not going to USA after NDAA was signed. with me bing active in the Occupy movement here and actual kickstarting it, I fear I would be listed as an enemy combatant.

If you are ever in Denmark let me know :)

[DaydreamingCrow]

Thank you for the video Vogter. You are hilarious! Seriously though, this guy needs to be beaten with an oar.

[Vogter616]

@DaydreamingCrow ;-)

[Xjbe]

Dude, this is a hilarious video and you're funny.

[AuraSoulful]

LOL I love this video.. It's great! XD XD

[MrSoprano0125]

loooool hilarious video!

[Spockulous]

You are so right XD

[girlygoth180]

"my only regret is that i cant reach into the screen and slap you." buahahaa best part ever im sure you speak for alot of people who wish to do the same thing XD

[PurpleGhost]

@Luken8ed4eva If you were just trying to give him some meaningful health advice, the video where he's expecting to be trolled without mercy, is not a good choice.

You're right, it is bad, but he's a well informed adult, he can make his own choices. So dun worry about it. And try not to take being sworn at too badly, if you were just trying to be nice.

(I *am* just trying to be nice, so please don't respond nastily.)

[kmctop33]

oh my god your like 80 O.o,this is stupid u freaking pedo

[Vogter616]

@kmctop33 Fuck off blind troll that needs a working brain

[WolfenDay]

@kmctop33 " You are old, you don't get to have opinions"

haha what? How could anyone ven come to a conclusion that retarded?

[millimunki]

i love this . u are epic!

[wintenxu]

o _ o how old are you.......?

[Vogter616]

@wintenxu old enough to do this: *PLONK*

[testtuber100]

Shut up your german peice of shit, you look like an alholoic

[Vogter616]

@testtuber100 fuck off troll

[killthanineteen]

nice mustache did it come with chaps?

[Vogter616]

@killthanineteen Damn.. no :)

[qwestman222]

I see your an anon. You would know of the truth and honesty.

[Vogter616]

@qwestman222 I try.

[ThatsMrFrank]

Re-watching because your expressions and what you say about him are hilarious! :D

[Vogter616]

@Luken8ed4eva fuck off and mind your own bussiness

[kamphwagon1]

@Vogter616 :-)

[TheKenTerry]

I fuckin love you Vogter...no homo...or is it?

[Volkblin]

@killthedemoninside assholes like onision deserve to be made fun of. Plus its entertaining. Have a nice day hypocrite

[PuffyAmiYumi]

So he was rebounding on her and he's complaining that he felt used? Does he even know what rebounding is? Newslfash GERG, if someone is on a rebound, they're not likely looking for a relationship. So don't go accusing her of using you when you were doing it yourself.

[yugang08]

@PuffyAmiYumi THANK YOU! EXACTLY! Unfortunately, onision lacks the common sense and wouldnt fully take in what u just said here smh

[PuffyAmiYumi]

@yugang08 No because everything is always someone else's fault and he's always the victim, Pffft!

[MatteiOfTheDead]

We all know Onision secretly masturbates to McDonalds commercials.

[PuffyAmiYumi]

I love pig's liver pate!

[Simatary]

i feel so much better after watching this

[CyanidePlaceboEffect]

"I bet you masturbate a lot, huh?"

Couldn't stop laughing.

[KillTheDemonInside]

You must be a pathetically lonely old man...

You sit in front of a computer screen putting down people because of their opinions.

I suggest you get a better hobby, for the sake of everyone.

You're no cooler, or more of a man than Onision him self.

Grow up, learn some manners, stop being so hateful, do the right thing, be nice.

Good day. I hope you get over your idiotic hatred of people soon.

[Vogter616]

@KillTheDemonInside fuck off troll.

[LittleKingTV]

@KillTheDemonInside beyond totally agreed.

[Vogter616]

@LittleKingTV awe the trolls mommy came too.. fuck off.

[jordanmylesevans]

@KillTheDemonInside lmao you must be lonely to take your time to write this, fuck off troll

[creepykels]

this is so fantastic i can barely handle it xD

[FUwogs]

FuckTard!!! the best word EVER!!!!

[FUwogs]

i saw the V mask in the back ground' your def. cool!!!!

[FUwogs]

who is this onisionCunt?

[JAPVRA]

I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

[RaulFepansio]

Good Show, Sir.

[alexchannel001]

GOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF YOU PIECE OF SHIT OR NOTHING !!!!!!!! YOUR ASSHOLE !!!!!!!!!!!! WHEN ONISION HAS VIDEOS THAT HAVE MORE THAN 30000000 VIEWRS YOU PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT ONLY GOT 3000!!! SO SAD AND ALL YOU HATERSGO TO FUCKING HELL

[Vogter616]

@alexchannel001 Fuck off troll :)

[redlion7277]

@alexchannel001 Let's see, 1,500 subs and 3,000 views. Versus a very publicized video with 300,000 views from a guy with 150,000 subs. Not too bad.

[laurux95]

@alexchannel001

get a fucking life. Onision is pathetic.

[MrDiablolord]

@alexchannel001 wow you are so mad!

[MrDiablolord]

@alexchannel001 wow you are so mad!

[parorexia]

Oh god I love you.

[Vogter616]

@parorexia :-))

[redlion7277]

You do some of the best sarcastic crying I've seen.

[Vogter616]

@redlion7277 hehehe

[redlion7277]

@Vogter616 Seriously, it works great for whiny emo bitches.

[ghghgher12]

YOU FUCKING ASS JUST GO FUCK DIE HE DOES NOT LIE U FUCKING HATER GO FUCK YOU GAT FATHER DDDUMMBBB FFUFUUUCCCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!



[Vogter616]

@ghghgher12 FUCK OFF TROLL

[ThecookiemonsterLife]

@ghghgher12 u mad story bro...

[lupine73]

Wow... Onision's a bit of a narcissist, isn't he? Never saw that in him somehow.

And didn't he just make a video recently talking about how women want a strong and confident man?

[Vogter616]

@lupine73 he did? Oh the irony.. LOL

[lupine73]

@Vogter616

He sure did.

watch?v=MVDgHmvmOxo

[MissMansonThe2nd]

I'm a vegan and I fucking love you!! this reaction is the best one ever :P you tell it how it is! and don't you find it funny how onision preeches about animal welfare and cruelty and such shit, but he drinks milk ect ect, theres no beef without milk and theres no milk without beef! jackass Xx Much love from me !!Xx

[Vogter616]

@MissMansonThe2nd that is also where his hypocricy kicks in ;-)

[boddy46]

i am vegetarian and i am NOT offended by the way you oppend your vid i really like you:):* i hate these vegetarians that put their opinion across in such a stupid way, is sad:(

[Vogter616]

@boddy46 :-) well it should only offend a fanatical procelyting fundie ;-)

[boddy46]

@Vogter616 true true ...

[mcrfan1324]

I subscribed, you are awesome, sir.

[karyssav6]

your like freckin 52 get over yourself and stop hatin you ol freckin piece of crap

[Vogter616]

@karyssav6 fuck off troll :)

[WolfenDay]

@karyssav6

Hahaha what?

" You are old, you don't get to be angry or have opinions!"

Why would you make an argument like that?

[nerdyl0l0l]

@karyssav6 freckin? What the fuck are you? 12? Harden the fuck up.

[avaadore44]

Subbed! You are an amazing man! Loved your comment about her being an amateur :D

[Vogter616]

@avaadore44 Thanks :) well she is.. ;-)

[NikkiOfTheCookies]

Your accent makes this video even better.

[circledance]

You are my new YT hero - you actually got me through a Gerg video with a grin on my face. I want to have coffee and a cigarette and make fun of Gergle's douchebaggery with you

[samanthe]

This video was amazing. I commend you for having to look at his face, and all of the forced emotions he portrays on it, as you commented on his video.

[yugang08]

LOL onision may be the biggest crybaby/douchebag that i have ever seen on youtube. The only thing missing in that video of his was a fucking violin being played the whole time.

@Vogter616 your reaction to his video (and onision in general) is perfect! thanks for the laughs and keep on making videos:)

[spishcadet]

Every time I hear this "she just likes having sex with youtube celebrities" or "she's after my money" I get so pissed off. Adrienne's dad is a fucking rock star. Or was a rock star. He was the frontman for a band called Ministry that is actually a lot more well known than the "banana man". All things considered she is probably more famous than You are Onision you dumb fuck!

[rollofnickles]

LOL " I EAT FOOD THAT SHIT ON YOUR FOOD", brilliant

[BrendanIsCool]

stop smoking you slut

[Crowdog1234]

I love your accent!! Are you russian?

[Vogter616]

@Crowdog1234 danish :)

[sofuckyouyeah]

17:30 fixed "i need to respect the person in the mirror, so i must lie to myself"

[carlichan21]

i love your voice haha

[1567891011]

LOL I wanna have a beer with you! Great video man!

[louiseparc]

23:25 - "So he's actually comparing this to rape. You have the fucking audacity to compare this rebound thing with rape? You fucking sick vile disgusting pale piece of fucking shit! You hypocritical little fucktard, you fucking wuss. You stupid cunt."

Exactly my thoughts!

[IrishGuitarist]

You, sir, are the man.

[decafeine]

dude you're fucking awesome!

[MrsLeanneElliott]

It sounds like a girl who has opened up to HIM and told him all about herself personal things he should have respected.

[ImagineMarvelous]

You are a fantastically lovely human.

[Vogter616]

@ImagineMarvelous :-) thank you.

[Camtech076]

You, sir, need more subs. Here's +1 to you.

[Vogter616]

@Camtech076 thank you :)

[Ullygirldk]

lol forever at her eating a steak out of spite. love it

[OiseauBleuism]

I wish I had a bucket of chicken wings to feast on in celebration of this video.I wish Onision would just disappear off youtube (and off the face of the earth).

[Villainy03]

I love the fact that you have to smoke while you snark on him. It reminds of a jaded detective in some noir movie.

[chiirbii]

You sir, are amazing. Thank you for taking the time to do this!

[diss0cia7ive]

This was the first time I laughed at anything regarding the sick video this little brat made. Thanks.

[gulbirk]

Shit, I dont even know about this onision guy, yet he sounds like the most egoistic fucked up person I have ever heard about.

[Einheitstochter]

I hardly ever comment on youtube-Videos, but man, thank you for that statement.

My sentiment exactely.

I loved the parts where you just paused the Video to giggle or facepalm because that's honesty the only justified reaktion when watching this lunatic.

25 well spent minutes. A+, would watch again. :3

[Vogter616]

@Einheitstochter thanks. That is one of the nicest coments Ive ever gotten :-)

[TheTruthNEGFTW]

@Vogter616 excellent video mate, when i did vids i took on this twit and its good to see that decent people are fighting on to show him his stupidity

[plasticmodels]

Where have you been all my youtube life? You win forever.

[tricklessmagic]

Shit..... who cancelled my sub to your channel Vogter?

[wheatbreadz]

damn, you're a cool guy.

[HRentai]

MARRRYYY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[lesaubergines]

You are wonderful, and it sounds like you had a day of awesome food.

[winterish]

Oh man, you're my hero.

[norizayy]

You're absolutely hilarious. Will you be my new best friend?

[jcgadfly]

poor little cult leader Onision...

[jcgadfly]

Well played, sir.

[voguelicious]

you sir are a king!

[Vogter616]

@voguelicious *bows* Thank you. :-)

[rockcityaudio]

muhahahahahahahahaha!

[doughnutcity]

Dude. You're like a god!

[Vogter616]

@doughnutcity hehe except Im an athesit :P

[AmericanAviator]

Oh my god, I had to heat up a piece of meat as a salute to your awesome video, good sir!

[Vogter616]

@AmericanAviator LOL good! :)

[xchasingcarsx]

Fantastic, hahaha. Keep up the good work!

[Vogter616]

@xchasingcarsx I will :) Thanks.

[FSAthe1st]

"You can either trust a stranger who you've never even talked to..."

Or we can trust a known liar with a track record for dishonesty left, right and centre... Who self-professes his honesty every thirty seconds as if repetition will actually make it become a fact.

Oh... And as for trusting "a stranger that you've never spoken to...", doesn't that apply to Onision himself? How many of his subs have actually spoken to the guy?

[NocturnalCucumber]

you are a fucking chill ass dude.

[iPezzei]

Omg, I love you man!! XD

[skatexius]

Best shit ever, laughed the shit out of me haha :D Great job!



[DaithiDublin]

Excellent job, Vogter! I only managed about five minutes of that video myself, you actually made it fucking hilarious! What an absolute cnut this shitbag is. What is he playing at? Is he trying to get his ex-ex GF back? Does he expect *any* woman to go near him from now on, after what he has said about this one? I guess he'll be doing a LOT more wanking from now on, while fingering his squeaky clean, sweet smelling asshole! 23:38 just says it all! ;¬)

[cornilly]

Oh my god, will you marry me please? This video is the best fucking thing I've EVER seen!

[Vogter616]

@cornilly :-)

[SpiderKittin]

you are amazing and had me giggling the whole time. you are spot on sir!

[SoullesApe]

"I ate food that shit on your food", very nice!

[artwork79]

U guys are aware of that this guy is a pro troll, right ?

Before u let all ur old-ppl anger out on him - keep in mind that he is doing it for fun, for the exact resonse u guys are making :)

But I guess you guys are too

[NocturnalCucumber]

@artwork79 lol bro i highly doubt onion boy is a troll.  If he is he should be crowned like the biggest troll ever lmao. Him or hitler

[ADaemonKnightly]

You, sir, are awesome! :D

[Vogter616]

@ADaemonKnightly *bows* thank you sir. :)

[sargentnoob]

Thank you for bringing him down a notch. I've been used before in a relationship but you have to be a pretty big asshole to do this shit.