metro in russia

[lastmortpudge]

fakin american ashole ass lickers

[TheJuanmarty]

Очень красивый!

[ZapinRogec]

ндэээ почитал я коментарии.... недаром говорят, что американцы тупые... тупые, это мягко сказано :D

[elderaarondavis1]

PLEASE, PLEASE tell me the name of music at the end!

[MegaWhite777]

@elderaarondavis1 Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth - I Got A Love

[Termininja]

 #LOL

[nadoeloiskat]

Tazer the fuckers and then laugh..

[hunzait]

---[[[Google Translator]]]--- If you don't understand the text below, blame translate.google.com! :)

Dear Americans!

The metro station is named after the team in one entertaining show and it's their video. The meaning of a joke is that an employee announces subway station which is now, and in the end of the video they get up, because as it is called the name of their team.

[myroslavmail]

Х**ня. Все подмучено

[Gaputin]

What's the name of the song at the end??!?!

[crepplin169]

Its sad to hear about the russian subway bombings... Im from Israel and islamic terrorists attack us everyday the same way they attacked you

[JaZzYSkIlLz94]

@crepplin169

Not all Muslims are terrorists, but all terrorists are Muslim

[TheChegis]

@JaZzYSkIlLz94 is that case google: "Saffron terror" and "Irgun" more notably "The Sergeants affair"

[TheChegis]

@crepplin169 how about "The Sergeants affair" ? google it

[MrWtfseriously]

<3 Russia :)

Many don't understand this country at all and have remained indocrinated by U.S propaganda.

P.S Funny video, the people watching got a good laugh. :)

[Tahminagold1234]

How many brothers fell victim to the streets, rest in peace young nigga, theres a heaven for a G, I'd be a liar if I told you that I never thought of death, my nigga we the last ones left, but Life Goes On...

[alankung11]

funny

[tomi840]

The Hungarian metro the same. Cool! :D

[maba3ref]

COOOOOOOOOL

hahahaha

[ayanuhito]

russians have a good reputation for acting. hmn truly!

[camus0202]

good idea

[kordian1977]

Lol, I would lean against her too!

[andrix95GTX]

ahahahah troppo divertente!!

[axaxaxaxa слишком смешно!]

[watarball]

cool

[lenkasp]

well have u seen moscow stations idiot

[magemaatikko]

Lol, that chick was just awesome! She were smiling! = ). If that would happen in Finland, there would be such a screaming and the gyus would spend their day in police station,tjyrm=tyrmä

[CEMABOIKOV]

5+

Molodtsi

[millerSASHA]

ахаха)))) молодцы

[hedge129]

Красавчики ! Респект !

[za1pp]

LMAO @ the guy way over there with the yellow shirt

[1KrIsTInkA1]

hahah.. good job guys..

[movitmovit]

haha if it was canada, she'd scream and all the guys would be arrested.

[eichhornchenmafia]

смешнее видео не видел за последнее время ))) круто!!! )

[thewizkid15]

dont mess with russia. (They can nuke you into 5 million years later)

That was a joke

[sirhalyavshik]

yeah....a joke....he...he..hee.....

:D

[iLIKEwhenyouSMILE]

LOL))))))))

[Globalizator1]

killed 25 mln.And we killed 10 mln of allied Nazi troops.And what you have now -lost all your scientists German territory is like 3 Russian city regions.

[Polina48]

5/5 - Nice answer)

[TURKSonTHEroad]

очень хорошо!

[yukatasan]

oh very good

[Polina48]

They are the best!!! SS rules!

[SEVlad]

Those who don't watch KVN won't get the point.

[xxxMikk0]

looool this is funny

[Stefnir94]

lol, it happened so slowly I didn't notice it at first!

[dahlia545]

awesome :DD

[pimpninblack123]

lmfao. niice

[leftsoul]

so bloody fake but loved it

[jerseyflex238]

lol) Grandpa though 2 do dat 2!) funny! Great job)

[allarox30]

that looks fake.

[brittneyhamilton07]

i don't get it lol

[YellowCat0603]

LOL

[lushy109]

fucken funny guys and stupid chick in the middle

[Samogon2009]

xexexexex =))))

[Most5Wanted]

hahahaha cool

[joseluisnewyork]

Que viaje en metro pa mas pendejo.

[theothesnopp]

hahaha xD!

[Lionheartone]

HAHHAHAAH awsome video...we love u Russiaaaaaaaaaaa!!

[wdocz]

hahahahaha :D :D

[mdeonx16]

I'm an American and I love Russia! I value it's amazing people a history.

[johnson2324]

lets exchange, come to russia

[manu94300]

lollllllll

[chinchang22]

lol

[KPIPCHIK]

ЯД

[vosmil]

great joke:D

[GIML11]

xaroshaia bila sutka:D

[KlausOtto3]

cool!!

[truppe18]

this is hard lol

[port8121]

)))))))))))))))))))))))))

[KelendiLko]

Ухахха я как почитал комменты наших западных друзей, я под столом... при чем тут какая-то политика или взгляды ... придурки

[ivanmendoza93]

@KelendiLko да они всегда поднимают полит тему, ещё про ленина, просталина, без разницы просто видео xD

[jackson9000]

LOL;Dawn of Deads

[scr0utz]

хорошие парни шутки. хороший

[h1train]

And also, just for noone to get confused, I was 308813062 before, now I am h1train

[dbeltrano]

Российская капиталистическая глупости

[zelasko607]

if we did that in america the girl would scream rape and the boys would be in prison now.

[silvadvia]

IT WAS AN SKETCH, OBSESSED!!!

[zelasko607]

i realize that. but what i don't understand is why your calling me obsessed.

[308813062]

And antonvoski01 here you bent the stick too much. Anyone can live in a country, they have the right to. Canada, for example, is a very multicultural place.

[bezerkfurp8]

You have no idea what your talking about. Take a 1st year sociology course where you can get your isms all correctly defined. Insulting another nation is not racism, , killing a fellow citizen because of their race is. It's good to be prideful of your country, but you should you can't be prideful of the racism that is happening in Russia. Your too young to understand it. And buddy, I also live in Canada too, Toronto. I have tons of Russian friends that hate what is going on in Russia right now.

[h1train]

I'm not pridefull of the racism, you dumb ass!!!! Didn't you see that I scolded a person for saying Russia has the right to do that?! And plus, there are individuals in any country!

[308813062]

And also, insulting other Nations is not Racism???!!! I dare you to say something to Asians about their religion!!! You'll get big crap!!!

[Sergeythe1]

Another day breaks for a white knight living across the atlantic ocean I guess.Racism is another speciality in your place, land of KKK, spoiling Amerindians with drugs and alcohol, racism going on as soon as they meet a french speaking Canadian.Before giving lessons, learn!

[bezerkfurp8]

you have no education. congrads, you must be proud of yourself.

[308813062]

Все эти дураки вечно пишут гавно о нашей горячо любимой России!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[308813062]

All those people from other countries keep on writing fuckin' shit about Russia Nations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[308813062]

Hey you idiot, I'm Russian, and you DARE not insult my nations in that manner!!! That is racism by itself!!!!!!!!!!!

[bezerkfurp8]

fuck russians and their extreme nationalism, racist crimes have been increasing in Russia by 20% for the past years according to cbc.

[308813062]

bezerkfurp8 you fuckin' idiot!!!!!!!!!!

[bezerkfurp8]

hahah insulting another nation is not racism, beating up fellow Russians that are not white is racism. Why don't you do something about it, you live there. And I commend you on your English, because you're not bad at it.

[308813062]

I do not live in Russia you do-do. I'm in Canada, but I am Russian.

[ivanmendoza93]

@bezerkfurp8 60% crimes in Russia commite caucasians and other immigrants. So STFU.

[tomyferland1234]

@ivanmendoza93 aren't russians white?

[MaoistLeninistMarx]

@tomyferland1234 what the fuck kind of a question is that?

[koolkropek]

Funny Russians

[davidatwork]

That is a good one very funny.

[punjabifrog]

amazing video, n very funny. nothing like dis happen in Delhi/Indian Metro.

[oktober69105]

I wish every Moscow metro ride was like that!

[DinamoMoscow1923]

Ха!молодцы парни,не растерялись))

[Julik1]

hehe funny

[kyoraku15]

hAhahhaa

[prezesonline]

No to zajebiscie sie usmialem jak zobaczylem ten film. Tradycyjne zachowanie w moskiewskim metrze to wlasnie przysypianie na ramieniu wspolpasazerow:)))

[caritoni]

jajajajja

[liv3th3lif3]

jajajaj

[asd1235435346457675]

jajajaj realmente me hizo reir jaja

[ogyrcheg]

лол тру пацаны замутили!

[luckynumbersevenm3]

it was awesome

[kgeyst]

*meet

[kgeyst]

i can say for true that slavic dogs are as strong as german ones if not more. i dont advice you to meat a slavic nazi and call him a pig )

[javeljaveljavel]

The only world you need to know in RUSSIAN is:"CKOL6KO?" ("how much") ^^

[maihime1212]

Hahaha...Thats funny:) Is it usually in Russia?? I have been there and I like russia so much!!!

[alexabar]

it is. but the clip is staged.

[GoszkaSliwka]

hahahahaha

[Aikay373]

Respect*

[StrokaviMozak]

Heheh cool x)

[happymoi1]

hahhaha.funny

[NewRussians]

LoL..I need more videos like this 1)

[FrankCleocuz]

hahahaha, great video guys

[rayito2005]

hahahahah it's so funny.

[LizzyTwist]

vyxaxa ofigenno smeshno :)

[redcarsarasota]

This is a good illustration for the Higgs boson, the clustering effect of other sub atomic particles to an undiscovered particle nicknamed the God particle. It's the reason they built that huge particle accelerator in France.

[AscentCZ]

who cares if they murder journalists? CIA would also murder people like Chavez or other high placed men in other countries. Why? Because they were at some point hating on a Bush, the dumbest president ever. This video was created for fun and I can go watch some Jackass and be like: every american is a dumb faggot.. wow.. what a great solution! Plz don't hate on each other just because of your beliefs, religion or government. Especially don't favor americans because they're as bad as the others!

[1986celica]

slavic dog have blond hair bcuz the vikings made whores out of your men and raped your girls. slavic dog have almond eyes and high cheek bones bcuz genghis khan made bitches out of your men and fucked your girls. now slavic dog will have black skin after we invade your country and our negro soldiers fuck your slavic dog girls.

[fermator001]

uite history, and not masturbation, if you have not watched MTV and read a book, would you all know. So your head full of shit and you throw this shit mouth

[Naughtyhead]

o_O almond eyes? Show me.

Btw, really you should do smth research before saying random stuff -)

[1986celica]

slavic dog doesn't even know his own history.

the propensity for your people to have the combination of almond eyes and blond hair is alot higher than causasians in say germany or england. remember, yur girls r known for having blond hair, long legs, high cheek bones, and also almond eyes. one more thing white ppl-caucasians-europeans people don't exist, just invented terms dumbass. so stop calling yourself european slavic dog. lap landers have yur feautures, maybe u r related slavic pig.

[Naughtyhead]

I didn't call myself an european. I don't have a single friend that has almond shaped eyes. If we gonna talk about vikings then you should know for how many centuries they raped english women;therefore your ancestors. Im not sure why you're so anit-slavic, did they hurt you?

[StrokaviMozak]

Slavic dog ? Well tell that in the face to this Slavic dog and see what hapens....you strangle you like a litle chicken... Fucking piece of shit...Id kill you if you said that to my face....silly cunt...

[rusbp]

CELICA.

LOL.

YOU, AMERICAN HAVE ANY HISTORY?

Lol.

[lolman84]

calm down 1986celica, but if i was america, i also would be so pissed off, so, live with that, youre just a bunch of shit..

[robi2000]

Aww lolman, how sad and desperate to watch a video like this and attempt to turn it into 'antiAmerican' comments LOL

[fermator001]

specifically for "ALANSHEARERISGOD", I am a citizen of Russia, the country has not commenced over the past 200 years, no war, a country of great scholars and athletes, srany where I am free. Come and see himself. But your translation - a measure of what you have is very stupid and young use the Internet.

[1986celica]

shut up slavic spermator001

[4mamarussia]

Say HI, fat motherfucker. ;)

[wargr84]

heheheh

[ALANSHEARERISGOD]

I'd just like to translate fermator001's post:

"I am a russian gypsy =) I love the cock of my father, who was a thief. I am unfit for experiments and my motherland is infested with junkies, rats and human shit. Once a proud superpower, my country is now a third world racist shithole which murders journalists."

[fermator001]

вот вы, чурки =) скоро все в америке станут неграми, а потом пидорами, вы будите бояться пукнуть что бы вас не засудили за загрязнение окружающей среды, а мы поставим по границе медведей с калашами и будем пить нашу водку и распевать песни под балалайку.

[ALANSHEARERISGOD]

Turks hate russian gypsy scum. Ugly fucking bastards.

[nihatrou]

White people love Russia!!

[elcanibal666]

This video is another proof of the fact that every single Russian is a mongoloid homosexual.

[ALANSHEARERISGOD]

Russia is infested with gypsies. I would care, but it's a third-world shithole.

The people are a disgrace and not even fit for experiments.

[nihatrou]

ALANSHEARERISGOD is a Turk

[elcanibal666]

Certainly wise words.

[yanandkilla]

What a joke！

[music4loosechange]

He he he he he he he! This was original and truly funny!

[MajinBejitto]

hey americans, how you liking your black president? and your latino soon-to-be majority?

[1986celica]

america will send their black and mexican soldiers to your slavic dog country to shove our american M-16s up your ass and then our black-mexcian soldiers will fuck your girls. haha

[Naughtyhead]

Did you suck that black cock already? I bet you liked it.

[Alphabex8]

your a bitch

[ThatoneRussianDude]

He,he,he what fun Russian Metro is. :^)

[ikky9999]

hbaahhaahaa que comedia

meu deus hauhauhahaua

muito engraçado parabens

[ivanpaintball21]

1986celcia are you retarded? serisously? if you think america will ever take over russia just go die. america has the most retarded, and fat people than anywhere else in the world. Russias education is at least 4 times better than that of the USA. I wouldnt be suprised that in a couple of decades russia destroys america and shits on it.

[Bac19ru]

ivanpaint, I completely agree with you ;) you do see the sense of it. Russians are the most sensitive, amazing and cultivated people I've ever known :D God bless Russia!!

[so2murad]

ya russkim mat ibal, chest ubal i vse koroche ibal!!!

[francisco5605]

я в трансе,мальчики красивые,парня хотса,гей парня)))))))))))))))))))

[Wendy66661111]

Американцы идиоты, будующее за Россией помните! Хахахахахаха!!!

Россия я люблю тебя))

[so2murad]

govno iz jopi snachala mit uchis, alkash-trus , s nedootrezannoy chechenami bashkoy, schwein!!

[1986celica]

russia is a shitty country full of criminals.

[MillionsofBees]

standard illinformed, idiotic comment we can expect from an American. Your country is going down the fucking tubes and all you racist cunts will burn

[BiGPiMPiN591]

omg so right, i couldnt write it better myself.

[trink968]

lol,i guess the same way u commie fucks thought we were finished in 1980,right?dont ever count America out,we will NEVER be out motherfucker.keep on with your pipedreams.we will bitchsmack your commie ass's back to the stoneage!

[1986celica]

the slavic dump u call a country will loose half of it's population in a few decades, then our military will invade set up bases and bitch slap u slavic dogs. wait behind our military trucks for the scraps of food we toss out.

[Alphabex8]

if your american, then your dollar ain't strong enough to take over anything

[Wilfort]

Gooo Rússia !!!!

[kazibeg]

russians are dicks! FUCK RUSSIA!

[KOSMANIA11]

This clip is damn sexy, all hail russians and their humour

[flippingfo0l]

Hello from hungary!

Privjet ot Vengri!

[armidons]

eto bilo harasho !

[ThaSweKillah]

Ja knullar RRyska kvinnor varje dag.

[lolthenubcake]

DU knuller ingen noengang, din feite taper, for en start, flytt ut av morra di sin kjeller din patetiske lille wannabe purkesvin :)

[ThaSweKillah]

Passa dig jävla norsk, håll dig till dina jävla tröga retard normänn. De va ett skämt ja sa, tröga jövla norrman.. De e de ja säger ju.. fitta.

[RSFreeSrpska]

haha wery funny video!!!!

love you mother russia!!!!!

Big greeting for Russia and Russians from serbia!!!!

[Kissa2k8]

last guy remind me biohazard

[wtficantgetausername]

hahahahah funny stuff!!

[edgedany]

hahaha salutari din romania

[themgoodpancakes]

haha that was sweet.

cool song at the end too

[mark88k]

hahahahaha nice

[moramnavozacki]

it's just great, thnx, so funny ;)

5*

[slingshotsally]

wahahaha, hope the girl has a good sense of humour!!!