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  • Audio transcript is wtf

  • fuckin lol'd at the part where he KO's the bitch in 1 kick

  • WHERE´S THE WALRUS PIT !!!??? xDDDDDD what? ^^ xD

  • Hahhahaha I love gooseman!

  • harder Tiffany

  • Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­

  • Click "CC" next to resolution setting. Click "Transcribe Audio". Laugh uncontrollably at the sheer ridiculousness of the subtitles.

  • What brochure!? 0_0

  • nothing above blizzardglassed-dude!!!!!

  • is it mooseman or gooseman

  • @SIMONKOWELL1 the latter

    

  • this is so messed up but hilarious

  • you didn't know you have it until you lost it, goodbye eye's virginity

  • How.

    How. I want to know.

    How has SexualLobster not gotten ANY attention from Adult Swim?!

  • 1:22 - 1:24 that guy must do some killer squats

  • WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT?!

  • WTF!! lol

  • ROFLL XD I can't wait until the 4th one ;-;

  • Guy just wants to know where the walrus pit is.

  • I don't want your pity.

  • thos is my everyday life

  • @oscar13r13 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • press 6 to find the walrus pit

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  • This pleases me

  • All these videos are so incredibly trippy when you're high...

  • I could feel my brain trying to kill itself.... but it wanted... more..

  • Badass

  • ..............

  • where's the walrus pit?

  • funniest thing on youtube

  • How r u typing?

  • "I educated it with pictures of me in a dress... And then I gave it herpes!!" lol XD

  • what the fuck just.......what the fuck xl

  • I know most of you probably aren't going to read this, but tomorrow I turn 16, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica(home of the greatest walruses) Ive already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need I will become the greatest walrus ever

  • @troll1925 How are u typing?

  • @ItzLieutenantdan how am i typing?

  • I educated it with pictures of me in a dress AND THEN I GAVE IT HERPES

  • I only got one question.... WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT??

  • @LeSage013

    Just over there... ->

  • I have the weirdest boner...

  • 0:24  Is that Todd McGovern's dad?

  • Anybody noticed the guy in the begging with the cigar has a cameltoe?!

    LMAO

  • @FearlessRascals That's the zipper of his pants . . .

  •  (ಠ_ಠ)

  • I educated it with pictures of me in a dress... and then I gave it HERPES!!! Best. Line. Ever.

  • you know son i used to be just like you... then i took an arrow to the knee

  • hey! in hear asshole!

    how is not suspicious?

  • ...is this suppose to make sense?

  • Your move Japan.

  • @Bikram Watch an anime/hentai called "BOKU"...

  • @Bikram /watch?v=i4NSwxbPIpk

    Checkmate.

  • @mrDarkmage459 1. that was retarded, not even close to funny.

    2. those people definately looked white and spoke english

    "moves king to E-5

  • WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT!?!?!

  • Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Gooseman.

  • What could he have possibly been expecting? It's a walrus pit!

  • Anyone else notice how the only shot the blood doesn't stay on his hand is at 1:14?

  • Does anyone else see the penis between his eyes at 0:03 ?

  • @MrPillowSquid If that's how your penis looks like, then I feel sorry for you...

  • So, um....WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT?!

  • super headbutt are awesome

  • thats fucked up bro

  • THIS CHANGED MY LIFE

  • Good hell. I can't believe what our society is becoming.... O_O

  • press 6 for grandstand view

  • @jlafloe619 push 5 to see how I teabag.

  • WHERE THE WALUS PITS

  • Where's the walrus pit??

  • @pillo506 Please dont make me tell you where the walrus pit is. I just couldnt bare it if you whipped it out of me.

  • Woahwoahwhwahoohwowawhowhowaho­whaohw

    Whoaooawhoawhawoaowhwoawoawhwo­awhwwh

    wahowahwohahoawhoawhawhawohawh­whohawo

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUU­UUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

  • Pleasure Island the RPG is out and on the greasy moose website, and it is great.

  • 0:38 the product of human transmutation

  • I want those sunglasses.

  • w...w-where am i?!? o.o

  • @Blatenly You're on that weird part of YouTube again...

  • du dut du du dewww du dewww woa weawwww

  • I think, but I'm not quite sure yet, that this movie has a little bit of plot behind it.

    I'm still looking into it.

  • does the blood on his hand have any special meaning? XD because its there throughout the whole time XD

  • @MephilesXIII It's from the guy who he punched in the beginning.

  • ... WTF ? (ಠ_ಠ)

  • where is the walrus pit?

  • what a coincidence that how my father taut me

  • Press 5 repeatedly for The Dance of Gooseman.

  • When my mom came into the room i quickly switched to porn.

  • @stewke89 Was it easier to explain?

  • I think i jus saw muscle glasses somewhere...

  • . . . . .should I be turned on by this? I don't know if I should be...

    It's funny as hell though.

  • WTFFFF???? THIS IS SO GAY, yet funny at the same time... it's disturbing.

  • did...did i just watch porn...?

  • there there..

  • 1:18 He knocked her out of her boots haha

  • SOME STUPID GUY ON OMEGLE SEND ME THIS LINK

  • @brunotopo LOL THAT WAS ME!

  • riiiight...

    

  • WHERE'S THE SUBSCRIPE PIT?!

  • What.

    The fuck.

  • What the heck did I just watch?

  • I do NOT want to meet whoever made these demented videos..

  • roid rage

  • awesome :D

    

  • Is that Tiffany, the guy with the mousetache?

  • press 6, you won't (will) regret it

  • A paused it right when his fist was through the guys face...

  • I now annoy my friends by yelling WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT at them.

  • there is a cinema near me thats called pleasure island :L

  • i tihnk ive been there before. nice people

  • Gooseman is my hero.

  • am I the only one who has to look away at 1:32

  • Gooseman for president!

  • I'm gonna bug my friends with that question now.

    "WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT!?"

  • fuck tim and eric haha i wanna see this on adult swim too lol

  • first one I have seen from sexuaLobster... since then I have soulscars :DDD

  • release the full albeniz piece, please.

  • What the fuck? 

  • Guess 23 people didn't find the walrus pit.

  • That monster a moray eel with a human hand a human foot and stag beetle antlers/jaws, AWESOME!

  • This is what Muscles Glasses was doing before Epic Meal Time

  • @wesw1985 WHERE'S THE BACON STRIPS?!?!?!?!

  • Gooseman is about the biggest boss in the universe. even more than chuck norris and morgan freeman combined.,

  • Aww, why was this age restricted? It seems pretty child friendly to me.

  • today i asked all my teachers when they called on me WHERE ARE THE WALRUS PITS?!

  • PLEASE I BEG U DONT WHIP ME! BEST PART

  • Green and purple

    subtle...

  • WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT

  • @XBlackXRoseX868 sorry It was meant to be a heart but instead it cane out like dis -3 yeah because when I try to that symbol on my iPod it always end up like this -

  • @XBlackXRoseX868 omg YES! he is so hot!! :3 -3 him ^^

  • The walrus pit crazy dude with the glasses is hawt.. :D

  • 22 people didn't find the walrus pit

  • Keep pressing 5 XD

  • "Until my ass was a shredded mess of blooded meat sponge.."

    Best line ever xD

  • "In here asshole!"

    "WORTH IT."

  • I..... am going to get my friends to be the characters from this video. And I will dress my dog as that eel-man-beetle-tiger.

  • wat

  • 0:40, my new avatar!

  • press one, wait till he says, "WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT?" then press one :D

  • Wooah woaahhwooah woah woah wooah woahwoaah woah woah.......

  • can you post the soundtracks? like when the dude leaps in at the start i want that soundtrack etc

  • Why don't you have your own show? I mean, this is WAAAAAY better than most of the shows on Adult Swim, your show would flourish from within stupidity into a well deserved piece of art that gives you money!

  • @Dracodeumonis Yeah, people said the same thing about TheRealBradNeely and now he has China, IL...

  • @Dracodeumonis Not better than Metalocalypse though. 

  • @4sostrander Hence why I say most!

  • YOU ARE A GENIUS!

  • 9 more speens left...

  • so wrong, yet i can't stop watching

  • I love this so much.

  • Weirdly....but surely......I want to enter the walrus pit.........

  • I made the mistake of skipping right to 2:12.... I thought his hand was bloody from the world's most gruesome fisting accident... I had to skip back to see if his hand was red from the start.

  • the internet just had it's way with my brain...

  • Hey, you like Albeniz! Unless youre not playing it on guitar...

  • I cannot even describe how much FUCK my head is full of right now.

  • this guy keeps reminding me of muscles glasses

  • @SpeshoFX If muscles glasses was a flying black-market organ dealer with some left over Hunter S. Thompson DNA maybe.

  • this would be crazy good if u had good voice actors

  • @neoxpolarbear

    I think the voice actors are pretty good...

  • this is disturbing

  • Press 5 repeatedly for the gooseman dance!

    Make sure it's on 360p

  • I stop watching at 1:32

  • what the hell is wrong with this guy....my brain has officially melted

  • gotta love that gooseman

    

  • My brain.. my fucking brain

  • MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • dead island, you know, that game w/ the zombies...

    would be a shit ton better w/ a fucking WALRUS PIT...

  • @XxH0MExSCH00LEDxX And fernando imagine fernando in game :D 

  • SAAAAAAAY Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!

  • the glasses are just mirrored Aviators. his just always have a sun reflection on them

  • i want those glasses

  • @FASTERaFreezy I know right, I looked on ebay for something like them, but couldn't :(

  • My mind is full of fuck

  • 1:31 magypsy? I'll be damned if anyone gets the reference.

  • @bagleman64 hate to see what needle hes protecting.....

  • @Timman96 its in the walrus pit.

  • @Timman96 cant wait till its pulled so it can disappear

  • Press 2. Over and over.

  • that was strangely arousing....

  • WHERES THE WALRUS PIT!?

  • Is it wrong this video gave me a boner?

  • i have done many sick things in my life that have never caused me any kind of problem but after watching this i feel that may have some sort of brain damage

  • O.o

  • @charlieboi3063 i thumbed down. is that good?

  • What the...