I know most of you probably aren't going to read this, but tomorrow I turn 16, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica(home of the greatest walruses) Ive already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need I will become the greatest walrus ever
@XBlackXRoseX868 sorry It was meant to be a heart but instead it cane out like dis -3 yeah because when I try to that symbol on my iPod it always end up like this -
Why don't you have your own show? I mean, this is WAAAAAY better than most of the shows on Adult Swim, your show would flourish from within stupidity into a well deserved piece of art that gives you money!
I made the mistake of skipping right to 2:12.... I thought his hand was bloody from the world's most gruesome fisting accident... I had to skip back to see if his hand was red from the start.
i have done many sick things in my life that have never caused me any kind of problem but after watching this i feel that may have some sort of brain damage
Audio transcript is wtf
DarthVader251 1 day ago
fuckin lol'd at the part where he KO's the bitch in 1 kick
DarthVader251 1 day ago
WHERE´S THE WALRUS PIT !!!??? xDDDDDD what? ^^ xD
MrStevee88 4 days ago
Hahhahaha I love gooseman!
spaghettiandlettuce 1 week ago
harder Tiffany
Swordmaster10 1 week ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
medusakill20 1 week ago
Click "CC" next to resolution setting. Click "Transcribe Audio". Laugh uncontrollably at the sheer ridiculousness of the subtitles.
spongebo13 1 week ago 5
What brochure!? 0_0
dumshitonly 1 week ago
nothing above blizzardglassed-dude!!!!!
Wind3H 1 week ago
is it mooseman or gooseman
SIMONKOWELL1 1 week ago
@SIMONKOWELL1 the latter
RunescapesNo1MVP 1 week ago in playlist Favorite videos
this is so messed up but hilarious
clasicalneech 1 week ago
you didn't know you have it until you lost it, goodbye eye's virginity
paniaguapani 2 weeks ago 3
How.
How. I want to know.
How has SexualLobster not gotten ANY attention from Adult Swim?!
BrokenDreamzLOL 2 weeks ago 6
1:22 - 1:24 that guy must do some killer squats
vkev21 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster
WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT?!
BrokenDreamzLOL 2 weeks ago 5
WTF!! lol
Smashlilman 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster
ROFLL XD I can't wait until the 4th one ;-;
xXStephanieStompsXx 2 weeks ago
Guy just wants to know where the walrus pit is.
Chr1sDeb0 3 weeks ago
I don't want your pity.
Glofish891 3 weeks ago
thos is my everyday life
oscar13r13 3 weeks ago
@oscar13r13 LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ThePs3DougglesNukem 3 weeks ago
press 6 to find the walrus pit
MegaFrank999 3 weeks ago
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MegaFrank999 4 weeks ago
This pleases me
Mrpickleface1 4 weeks ago
All these videos are so incredibly trippy when you're high...
Bvalon24 4 weeks ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster
I could feel my brain trying to kill itself.... but it wanted... more..
lifewithbeats 1 month ago
Badass
MATRIX0MAN007 1 month ago
..............
KfcWafflez1 1 month ago
where's the walrus pit?
gh0stassassin6 1 month ago in playlist SexuaLobster Films 6
funniest thing on youtube
DrArinbjorn 1 month ago 2
How r u typing?
ItzLieutenantdan 1 month ago
"I educated it with pictures of me in a dress... And then I gave it herpes!!" lol XD
myfarfetchedfantasy 1 month ago
what the fuck just.......what the fuck xl
bugp3o 1 month ago
I know most of you probably aren't going to read this, but tomorrow I turn 16, and I want to become a walrus. I know there's a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I'm different. On December 14th, I'm moving to Antarctica(home of the greatest walruses) Ive already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a walrus yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need I will become the greatest walrus ever
troll1925 1 month ago 14
@troll1925 How are u typing?
ItzLieutenantdan 1 month ago
@ItzLieutenantdan how am i typing?
gh0stassassin6 1 month ago
I educated it with pictures of me in a dress AND THEN I GAVE IT HERPES
werdofilms 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster
I only got one question.... WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT??
LeSage013 1 month ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster 2
@LeSage013
Just over there... ->
TheMchap123 1 month ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I have the weirdest boner...
IDSearcher01 1 month ago in playlist Altri video di SexuaLobster
I have the weirdest boner...
IDSearcher01 1 month ago in playlist Altri video di SexuaLobster
0:24 Is that Todd McGovern's dad?
iAceBlack 1 month ago
Anybody noticed the guy in the begging with the cigar has a cameltoe?!
LMAO
FearlessRascals 1 month ago
@FearlessRascals That's the zipper of his pants . . .
istybitsyanimegirl1 1 month ago
(ಠ_ಠ)
YellowTexasRose90 1 month ago
I educated it with pictures of me in a dress... and then I gave it HERPES!!! Best. Line. Ever.
PuppyKatNinja 1 month ago
you know son i used to be just like you... then i took an arrow to the knee
DarkGilix47 1 month ago
hey! in hear asshole!
how is not suspicious?
amazingreviewer3 1 month ago
...is this suppose to make sense?
FatherTrez 1 month ago
Your move Japan.
Bikram 1 month ago 159
@Bikram Watch an anime/hentai called "BOKU"...
kiemul136 1 month ago in playlist Liked videos
@Bikram /watch?v=i4NSwxbPIpk
Checkmate.
mrDarkmage459 1 month ago
@mrDarkmage459 1. that was retarded, not even close to funny.
2. those people definately looked white and spoke english
"moves king to E-5
javensme1 1 month ago
WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT!?!?!
JupJup1234567 1 month ago
Chuck Norris checks under his bed for Gooseman.
narrat0r12 2 months ago
What could he have possibly been expecting? It's a walrus pit!
TheHeatfran 2 months ago
Anyone else notice how the only shot the blood doesn't stay on his hand is at 1:14?
VirusVescichetta 2 months ago
Does anyone else see the penis between his eyes at 0:03 ?
MrPillowSquid 2 months ago
@MrPillowSquid If that's how your penis looks like, then I feel sorry for you...
KuroNekoPL 1 month ago
So, um....WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT?!
NightxStep 2 months ago
super headbutt are awesome
killerwolf250 2 months ago
thats fucked up bro
glockman1999 2 months ago
THIS CHANGED MY LIFE
mrtrooper17 2 months ago
Good hell. I can't believe what our society is becoming.... O_O
InfuserGod 2 months ago
press 6 for grandstand view
jlafloe619 2 months ago
@jlafloe619 push 5 to see how I teabag.
UnkelNoodle 2 months ago
WHERE THE WALUS PITS
MrDrewDillon 2 months ago
Where's the walrus pit??
pillo506 2 months ago
@pillo506 Please dont make me tell you where the walrus pit is. I just couldnt bare it if you whipped it out of me.
TheJack10116 2 months ago
Woahwoahwhwahoohwowawhowhowahowhaohw
Whoaooawhoawhawoaowhwoawoawhwoawhwwh
wahowahwohahoawhoawhawhawohawhwhohawo
ZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
OleChristian98 2 months ago 88
Pleasure Island the RPG is out and on the greasy moose website, and it is great.
Cainus44 2 months ago
0:38 the product of human transmutation
jojmonkey224 2 months ago
I want those sunglasses.
BogusMojo 2 months ago
w...w-where am i?!? o.o
Blatenly 2 months ago
@Blatenly You're on that weird part of YouTube again...
Nalauos 2 months ago
du dut du du dewww du dewww woa weawwww
slayhax 2 months ago
I think, but I'm not quite sure yet, that this movie has a little bit of plot behind it.
I'm still looking into it.
TheHeatfran 2 months ago
does the blood on his hand have any special meaning? XD because its there throughout the whole time XD
MephilesXIII 2 months ago
@MephilesXIII It's from the guy who he punched in the beginning.
TheHeatfran 2 months ago
... WTF ? (ಠ_ಠ)
mia234567 2 months ago
where is the walrus pit?
MrHardgay 2 months ago
what a coincidence that how my father taut me
rueryuzaki1 2 months ago
Press 5 repeatedly for The Dance of Gooseman.
Sniffle27 2 months ago
When my mom came into the room i quickly switched to porn.
stewke89 2 months ago
@stewke89 Was it easier to explain?
Sniffle27 2 months ago
I think i jus saw muscle glasses somewhere...
phoebeyang814 2 months ago
. . . . .should I be turned on by this? I don't know if I should be...
It's funny as hell though.
Chibiwaza 2 months ago
WTFFFF???? THIS IS SO GAY, yet funny at the same time... it's disturbing.
wesleykevinanthony 2 months ago 3
did...did i just watch porn...?
TyreeRush1 2 months ago
there there..
DemDerFraJylland 2 months ago
1:18 He knocked her out of her boots haha
Venchi16 2 months ago
SOME STUPID GUY ON OMEGLE SEND ME THIS LINK
brunotopo 2 months ago
@brunotopo LOL THAT WAS ME!
Sniffle27 2 months ago
riiiight...
Blobhobbit11 2 months ago
WHERE'S THE SUBSCRIPE PIT?!
twr45 2 months ago
What.
The fuck.
UnkelNoodle 2 months ago in playlist manwhore song :D
What the heck did I just watch?
RandomGuy7815 2 months ago
I do NOT want to meet whoever made these demented videos..
mrdavisdance 3 months ago
roid rage
PKlukeG 3 months ago
awesome :D
DUDEINATOR1337 3 months ago
Is that Tiffany, the guy with the mousetache?
sminmorph 3 months ago
press 6, you won't (will) regret it
jlafloe619 3 months ago
A paused it right when his fist was through the guys face...
scomatto 3 months ago
I now annoy my friends by yelling WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT at them.
55watawata 3 months ago 3
there is a cinema near me thats called pleasure island :L
Dinobot2468 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
i think ive been there before. nice people
PotentMyths 3 months ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster
i tihnk ive been there before. nice people
PotentMyths 3 months ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster
Gooseman is my hero.
jlafloe619 3 months ago
am I the only one who has to look away at 1:32
MrJninetyfive 3 months ago
Gooseman for president!
BlazinHothead 3 months ago
I'm gonna bug my friends with that question now.
"WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT!?"
PuppyKatNinja 3 months ago
fuck tim and eric haha i wanna see this on adult swim too lol
saiyansanger 3 months ago
first one I have seen from sexuaLobster... since then I have soulscars :DDD
clashJoze 3 months ago
release the full albeniz piece, please.
omgtkseth 3 months ago
What the fuck?
leeham991 3 months ago
Guess 23 people didn't find the walrus pit.
EatLavaFartFire 3 months ago
That monster a moray eel with a human hand a human foot and stag beetle antlers/jaws, AWESOME!
juandacharroninja 3 months ago
This is what Muscles Glasses was doing before Epic Meal Time
wesw1985 3 months ago 105
@wesw1985 WHERE'S THE BACON STRIPS?!?!?!?!
megajebus 1 month ago
Gooseman is about the biggest boss in the universe. even more than chuck norris and morgan freeman combined.,
FJT1496 3 months ago 2
Aww, why was this age restricted? It seems pretty child friendly to me.
mcdrew364 3 months ago 62
today i asked all my teachers when they called on me WHERE ARE THE WALRUS PITS?!
tehscopez 3 months ago 4
PLEASE I BEG U DONT WHIP ME! BEST PART
mexicanpartyboy77 3 months ago
Green and purple
subtle...
Motherlandistaken 3 months ago
WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT
Firecloud500 3 months ago
@XBlackXRoseX868 sorry It was meant to be a heart but instead it cane out like dis -3 yeah because when I try to that symbol on my iPod it always end up like this -
comrad1214 3 months ago
@XBlackXRoseX868 omg YES! he is so hot!! :3 -3 him ^^
comrad1214 3 months ago
The walrus pit crazy dude with the glasses is hawt.. :D
XBlackXRoseX868 3 months ago
22 people didn't find the walrus pit
jetblizzard8338 3 months ago
Keep pressing 5 XD
aris1987kakioussis 3 months ago
"Until my ass was a shredded mess of blooded meat sponge.."
Best line ever xD
LittleMissMetal13 3 months ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster 5
"In here asshole!"
"WORTH IT."
szlane 3 months ago
I..... am going to get my friends to be the characters from this video. And I will dress my dog as that eel-man-beetle-tiger.
SirHoboTheSecond 3 months ago
wat
MrAwesomeaidan 3 months ago
0:40, my new avatar!
ydoubother 3 months ago
press one, wait till he says, "WHERE'S THE WALRUS PIT?" then press one :D
ladyglutenfree 3 months ago
Wooah woaahhwooah woah woah wooah woahwoaah woah woah.......
ExpensivePepper 3 months ago
can you post the soundtracks? like when the dude leaps in at the start i want that soundtrack etc
Clubman1316 3 months ago
Why don't you have your own show? I mean, this is WAAAAAY better than most of the shows on Adult Swim, your show would flourish from within stupidity into a well deserved piece of art that gives you money!
Dracodeumonis 3 months ago 111
@Dracodeumonis Yeah, people said the same thing about TheRealBradNeely and now he has China, IL...
MrDaosSin 2 months ago
@Dracodeumonis Not better than Metalocalypse though.
4sostrander 2 months ago
@4sostrander Hence why I say most!
Dracodeumonis 2 months ago
YOU ARE A GENIUS!
elmgren94 3 months ago
9 more speens left...
AISAN0LOVE 3 months ago
so wrong, yet i can't stop watching
CobraLats 3 months ago
I love this so much.
karmacop911 3 months ago in playlist karmacop911's favorites
Weirdly....but surely......I want to enter the walrus pit.........
doggbrown1 3 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
dooon't whip it out on me, I don't think I COULD TAKE IT ;)
Doshika 3 months ago
I made the mistake of skipping right to 2:12.... I thought his hand was bloody from the world's most gruesome fisting accident... I had to skip back to see if his hand was red from the start.
TheRealityTVAddict 3 months ago 6
the internet just had it's way with my brain...
agrowthnerd 3 months ago
Hey, you like Albeniz! Unless youre not playing it on guitar...
omgtkseth 3 months ago
I cannot even describe how much FUCK my head is full of right now.
NadiaNinjuhh 3 months ago
this guy keeps reminding me of muscles glasses
SpeshoFX 3 months ago
@SpeshoFX If muscles glasses was a flying black-market organ dealer with some left over Hunter S. Thompson DNA maybe.
OvaltinePatrol 3 months ago
this would be crazy good if u had good voice actors
neoxpolarbear 3 months ago
@neoxpolarbear
I think the voice actors are pretty good...
ImperiousViking 3 months ago
this is disturbing
AdmiralMarlak 3 months ago
Press 5 repeatedly for the gooseman dance!
Make sure it's on 360p
Tytanic97 3 months ago
I stop watching at 1:32
Tytanic97 3 months ago
what the hell is wrong with this guy....my brain has officially melted
ThaFreekinG 3 months ago
gotta love that gooseman
jparker0702 3 months ago
My brain.. my fucking brain
emhean 3 months ago
MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
turokcalde 3 months ago
dead island, you know, that game w/ the zombies...
would be a shit ton better w/ a fucking WALRUS PIT...
XxH0MExSCH00LEDxX 3 months ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster 114
@XxH0MExSCH00LEDxX And fernando imagine fernando in game :D
randomtoa 3 months ago
SAAAAAAAY Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
zatux1 3 months ago
the glasses are just mirrored Aviators. his just always have a sun reflection on them
Hiltonke7 3 months ago
i want those glasses
FASTERaFreezy 3 months ago 2
@FASTERaFreezy I know right, I looked on ebay for something like them, but couldn't :(
TheKatanafreak 3 months ago
My mind is full of fuck
YAOIHUNTER300 3 months ago
1:31 magypsy? I'll be damned if anyone gets the reference.
bagleman64 3 months ago
@bagleman64 hate to see what needle hes protecting.....
Timman96 3 months ago
@Timman96 its in the walrus pit.
bagleman64 3 months ago
@Timman96 cant wait till its pulled so it can disappear
1990supersonic 3 months ago
Press 2. Over and over.
Dorieku 3 months ago
that was strangely arousing....
fatbatmans 3 months ago
WHERES THE WALRUS PIT!?
JANG000 3 months ago
Is it wrong this video gave me a boner?
iTzTheBossX 3 months ago
i have done many sick things in my life that have never caused me any kind of problem but after watching this i feel that may have some sort of brain damage
tupo7 4 months ago in playlist More videos from SexuaLobster
O.o
BillyMaysTurtle21 4 months ago
@charlieboi3063 i thumbed down. is that good?
tehscrubshow 4 months ago
What the...
ZeldaFoxEars 4 months ago