Hey Greg. I mentioned before that I had independently written a Marco Polo gag for an episode of my webseries. It's posted now, so I put it here as a video response. Hope you don't mind. Feel free to remove it.
I actually recently audtioned for my school play.... It's the miracle worker and I get to play James :D I did horrible in the audition but the director knows my potential awesomeness lol
I don't like Jeff. He is Dating my dream girl. It was bad enough when I found out that Kim was married to Greg. But I'm ok with it now since Greg is such a good guy. Jeff on the other hand is a complete unknown. It makes me sad. I need to go be alone so I can cry now. My dream is shattered. Thanks Jeff.
"Sometimes it the simpliest things screw you up...today it was me just being alive.." OMG you are adorable. J'nas ce qui , means "that certain something" and you my handsome friend most definitely have something...my appreciation for making me laugh and you can play Marco Polo with me anytime you like...pants on optional...lol
those idiouts who tried to somewhat scam you are just stupid.... they overlooked a great partnership and a long time money income for a short time rich burst of it of which they failed at
Thank you Greg, that was a fascinating and candid behind-the-scenes glimpse into a world that I have moderate to low interest in.
I would also like to state here for the record, that I have a similar Marco Polo gag in Episode 5 of the Masked Roger and it's been in the script since June. So when I upload that episode next month, I don't want people saying I stole the gag from Greg. We both came up with it independently.
I did however steal the "moderate to low interest" line from The Guild.
You guys are fun to watch
channeloffun 10 months ago
man i wish i had a great life like u greg..i mean your life if full of LIFE!
stuart8965756799 1 year ago
a car pool lane?
longfootbuddy 1 year ago
i so want to kick taht kids deformed teeth out
Seany1616 1 year ago
omg i have that vegetable thang too
onionsonstilts 1 year ago
omg i could punch that kid
MagicHandedAlex 2 years ago
i've been there!!!!!
joshbutterballfilms 2 years ago
roflmao at the little boy!
make more vids of HIM!
BethanieMichelle 2 years ago
lol wut is that audition for?
LissaAnime12121 2 years ago
Hey Greg. I mentioned before that I had independently written a Marco Polo gag for an episode of my webseries. It's posted now, so I put it here as a video response. Hope you don't mind. Feel free to remove it.
alalcoolj216 2 years ago
"Geneitals"
P.S-Geneitals
Jtufino15 2 years ago
What kind of glasses are those?
UEAVandaris 2 years ago
That kid is just plain creepy...
DarthMauldaLego 2 years ago
You can now make a video about the retarded kid :P
ikramofir 2 years ago 6
hahaha... "ask for more Retardid Policeman" Greg's face was classic.
egpoony 2 years ago
that was one stupid ass kid
zaphod133 2 years ago
Auditions make me so nervous.
tomrudd25 2 years ago
5 stars for the house rules XD
aboodz 2 years ago
creepy child <.<
talon2174 2 years ago 2
That kid was sooooo cute! lol
rockchalkbb 2 years ago
POLO
darkrider243563 2 years ago
Marco!!
StopMotionable 2 years ago
I actually recently audtioned for my school play.... It's the miracle worker and I get to play James :D I did horrible in the audition but the director knows my potential awesomeness lol
LostUntilTomorrow 2 years ago
umm nobody cares
Nizmonutz 2 years ago
poloooo!
yourface11011 2 years ago
marco
BrandonBedolla012095 2 years ago
POLO!
JoshDaGoodfella 2 years ago
Marco
BoxingMadLad 2 years ago
ouch, retarted policeman comment. that hurts
msfootball66 2 years ago
Wow... You guys just love the concept of infinity, don't you?
rose101365 2 years ago
who doesnt? lol
serpientes83 2 years ago
Infinity is a concept, not a quantity....just sayin'...cause I am a math professor in real life...really...
multiplicativegrrl 2 years ago
"What are you looking for" haha, that's actually a good line for a addition.
Sparkey1235 2 years ago
This is my friend JEFF! XD
kipjah 2 years ago
lovn teh christmas sweater! ^^
kiwisrcool 2 years ago
twins?
Fropheus 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
if anyone wants an invite to lockerz pm me
porqtevasjuan 2 years ago
lol house rules?
Inderrix 2 years ago
LMAO marco polo XD
KazumaTaichou 2 years ago
hahahahaha your videos keep getting better and better
psycomathesaurus 2 years ago
ur startin to be like nalts and i un subbed him a while ago
MrBrianintokyo 2 years ago
This is My Latest Song!
brenocalazans 2 years ago
i just noticed the sports coats hanging in the back lol
stompingbabies 2 years ago
imagine a fist commming outta nowere and knocking out that kid
bigbatmike 2 years ago
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chrisbot123 2 years ago
You're wearing sunglasses for ONE simple reason:
ALL Americans wear sunglasses! \m/
Supuhstar 2 years ago
and all english people say something like that lol
cocoman2121 2 years ago
LOL
Supuhstar 2 years ago
I think THIS KID could be the RETARDED policeman
brenocalazans 2 years ago
rofl
hiddengen 2 years ago
WTF THE AD IN THE SIDEBAR BLOCKIN VAG
Glixtcher 2 years ago
Great video.
jojozbludevilz 2 years ago
polo
improloot 2 years ago
god that kid is a moron
JDev82 2 years ago 2
4:20 PWNED!
DragonRomer 2 years ago
lmao
apetheape9 2 years ago
MORE RETARDED POLICE MAN VIDEOSS
axsShufflers 2 years ago
That jello cam effect is trippy.
BringPopcorn 2 years ago
if eithier of you get please post it on here
thatrealycoolguy 2 years ago
That kid has a future in Horror movies!
bloodironfire 2 years ago 2
hahahah yeah
greeksdorok 2 years ago
I only eat vegetables!
Jack is kinda ugly.
Coolameo4life 2 years ago
I was quite impressed until I realised that too. lol
ilykitwenppltrnmeon 2 years ago
i am DONE!!!! with it >:C.....untill tomorow...
Shuroku789 2 years ago
ok kids scary.....
xXxBeastlingxXx 2 years ago 6
I really liked todays video, I wish you would do more of your daily life!
photoburpee 2 years ago
I challenge you to make a video of you speaking french for 1minute!
StixProd 2 years ago
I don't eat vegetables either lol
BSBrando 2 years ago
take off your pants it house rulse
707Andrewjot 2 years ago
"And his son jack... hehehehehehehehe....continued
707Andrewjot 2 years ago
is he catholic?
Elephat13 2 years ago
I don't like Jeff. He is Dating my dream girl. It was bad enough when I found out that Kim was married to Greg. But I'm ok with it now since Greg is such a good guy. Jeff on the other hand is a complete unknown. It makes me sad. I need to go be alone so I can cry now. My dream is shattered. Thanks Jeff.
dartsharkbob 2 years ago
i've been there
Elephat13 2 years ago
"Sometimes it the simpliest things screw you up...today it was me just being alive.." OMG you are adorable. J'nas ce qui , means "that certain something" and you my handsome friend most definitely have something...my appreciation for making me laugh and you can play Marco Polo with me anytime you like...pants on optional...lol
kittpoet 2 years ago
the kid made me lol.
aww about retarted policeman "you haven't been keeping up". you looked so sad when he mentioned it :(
who was that guy with the blue shirt and the kid? he looks familiar..
polinapel 2 years ago
Dude You and Jeff should do Matrix Forever the Movie or a Parody since that dark sungalsses are totally awesome!
chriss92101 2 years ago
it's a reality show of the reality that how actors goes for auditions! I love it more of these please.
chriss92101 2 years ago
lol, the kid was funny.
onjoFilms 2 years ago
oh! let me guess!
it took an hour....and about 5 minutes of that was the actual audition!
emmadancer1 2 years ago
omg that kid looks likee he was chewing on a metal pineapple O.o
hyperhalo77 2 years ago
My name happens to be Jeff also, the beginning of your video is now my ringtone. :)
jefferyrsmith 2 years ago
hahaha. good idea!!
MoMoMel908 2 years ago
your friend and you both seem very fun
nintendude1994 2 years ago 2
I hope And his son Jack has a wider vocabulary than that
PasteTheNinja 2 years ago 2
i think his son is autistic
MindlesPictures 2 years ago
4:47 Allll riggght.
topdawg567 2 years ago
if a woman is pregnet.....can she drive in the car pool lane???
rebelrecycler 2 years ago 4
Wtf is pregnet
hyChrisL7 2 years ago
lol
EricWT13 2 years ago
Too bad Jeff doesn't like vegetables. He's definitely not a Matt.
TOMATOES GROW FROM MATT'S MOUTH.
xoxLaLaLenaxox 2 years ago
LMAO!!!! @ retarded kid at 4:49
A still of him should be a screamer.
PyroNinja713 2 years ago
LOL Marco polo!
TheVislo 2 years ago
haha, the house rules comment at the end was gold.
usnationalist 2 years ago
i dont like the driver
mrblahhahat 2 years ago
whatever someone said that kid thought it was funny
TheEYEofProductions 2 years ago
Jeff is dating Julie, therefore he is the luckiest man on the planet.
Qermaq 2 years ago
"You said it was house rules"
GREAT way to end the video.
thegreatbout 2 years ago
4:12 OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED OWNED
<3 lol
superbobble 2 years ago
superbobble 2 years ago
jeff, its ok....i have a problem with vegetables too...
ArleneTheBlank 2 years ago
greg's friend is a dbag
Boodrowski53 2 years ago
i hate vegies to LOL!
sweneytodfan 2 years ago
6:18 bad french accent
chillphill909 2 years ago
pause 5:02
cmskid20 2 years ago
Wouldn't it be better to say she was in a SHITLOAD of videos?
Arkansas measurements work best when in doubt.
Ouch at the Retarded Policeman part.
rongravy 2 years ago
so THATS what Jeff looks like...
nitrozach54 2 years ago
*gets another account*
Gaze0Reita 2 years ago
4:47 wtf ?? That was kind of different
ArsiniC11 2 years ago
i loled when u said BUT SHES MINE! haahhahah cool vid
MrKaelWilliams 2 years ago
HOLY CRAP!! What a creepy little kid!
Kittenblitzer 2 years ago 2
lmao @ the retarded policeman bit.
Clintonde 2 years ago
lol retarded police man part was kinda awkward
gamebrain123 2 years ago
Microsoft? I thought you were better than that.
TheMacFanboy 2 years ago
Woah that kid is ugly
Bammetje112 2 years ago
Haha that kid was fucking hilarious
kometman 2 years ago
well, who got the gig?
daysofhighadventure 2 years ago
I play marco polo all the time at school when I can't find someone XD the only problem is about 20 other people will answer too... lol
hrabbit 2 years ago
Marco!
Madblaster89 2 years ago
Polo!
xXIBANNANNAIXx 2 years ago
Marco!
Madblaster89 2 years ago
Polo!
xXIBANNANNAIXx 2 years ago
Marco!
Madblaster89 2 years ago
Polo !
JoramJozef 2 years ago
Marco!
Madblaster89 2 years ago
Polo!
xXIBANNANNAIXx 2 years ago
Gotcha! :3
your turn.
Madblaster89 2 years ago
Marco!
xXIBANNANNAIXx 2 years ago
polo
jackc413 2 years ago
Marco!
xXIBANNANNAIXx 2 years ago
polo
Madblaster89 2 years ago
Marco!
xXIBANNANNAIXx 2 years ago
polo!
superjus95 2 years ago
marco!
superjus95 2 years ago
Hey you're not it. :D
Madblaster89 2 years ago
marco
beastbutcher 2 years ago
POLO
pacmancutie18 2 years ago
Marco!
xXIBANNANNAIXx 2 years ago
polo!
superjus95 2 years ago
Polo!
Madblaster89 2 years ago
Great stuff, Greg!
Though the RP question was really awkward.
Nic33rd 2 years ago
Greg told him to say that, it's called acting.
dalonz0 2 years ago
in all honesty, that guy just said it. greg did not tell him a thing that's why it's so classic. trust me, i'm his friend jeff, i was there!
itsaspermsworld 2 years ago
not tell him what?
HeyLookIDidntUseANum 2 years ago
ok .... ????
the little boy is scary 0.o
TheBloodySnow 2 years ago
Haha...Auditions ARE crazy. That was it? Just one line? WOW! I would love to go to one of those, just for experience anyways. Good stuff fellas.
ISSIShowstopeR 2 years ago
Great Video
wesw818 2 years ago
lol that dude does not keep up - ouch
wakkacraft 2 years ago
"BUT SHES MINE!" that made me lol
danherbert96 2 years ago
wow, Greg's face when the dude said "ask for me retarded policeman, coming right, right?" what priceless lol
ssjautobot 2 years ago 2
lol they are both into asians.
PressAtoJoin 2 years ago
its in their genes O.o
SmileFIN 2 years ago
haha fo sho
PressAtoJoin 2 years ago
....and hope for more retarded polieman *greg sad face*
dlbert2000 2 years ago 2
yeah, it was funny cuz like two days ago, Greg posted why he couldn't do Retarded Policeman.
ShadowKnightZero786 2 years ago
I AM DONE WITH IT... untill tomorrow..
Alecalisk 2 years ago 2
Singing in two vids in a row!
ShadowKnightZero786 2 years ago
aww 4:16 What a big F YOU right in your face...
kewltricks 2 years ago
Marco Polo! XD
Oh, by the way, how's Kim doing? Is her leg any better?
Awaitsubasa 2 years ago
MARCO ! POLO ! HAHA
fauzan98 2 years ago
I really like the line, " She's been in countless mediocre films". haha
pslgreg 2 years ago
sweet shades fellas!!-boston Bonesy
DJshooters 2 years ago
is jeff a boy?
normadude 2 years ago
lol at that kid. Now theres replacement for retarded policeman :)
barakuda1111 2 years ago
i hate that jack
ecbfilms001 2 years ago
Greg you should be a host for candid camera!
Aviscowboy 2 years ago
awsome kid and its cool that you show people how castings look like.
Darkspyyy 2 years ago
4:06 oooooh! Too soon? I like that guy.
Konyo116 2 years ago
in the beginning when they were singing i prefer this is my latest song
milashiv 2 years ago
jeff
garrettgerbil13 2 years ago
I think that kid is dillusional
DarthVadermatt 2 years ago
marco.... polo...... marco... polo... lolll
dboyd1089 2 years ago
Jeff got a girlfriend !!
Heheheheheheh !!!!
HAHAHAAH !!!
wctje777 2 years ago
"Jack" made me want to punch a baby... possibly the baby in the video
DanishsUtube 2 years ago 2
Its always smoggy in LA
ck1film 2 years ago
i miss retarded police man .... =[
those idiouts who tried to somewhat scam you are just stupid.... they overlooked a great partnership and a long time money income for a short time rich burst of it of which they failed at
=['
Bomberboy365 2 years ago
i am done with this! until tomorrow...lol best bit
Undeadwarrior13 2 years ago
HAHAHAH
this video is associated with a lot of LULZ
shilpinator 2 years ago
lol..."You said it was house rules"
1theunchosen 2 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
QUICKLY BEFORE YOUTUBE DELETES NAKED WOMAN VID on my channel QUICKLY
theJeremyK 2 years ago
wtf with that kid?
is he the new star of the next retarded policeman?
3xactlyn00bVidMasta 2 years ago 2
lol does ur friend beat on retards too?
localbroadcast 2 years ago
Wow... just wanted to say.. you're such a beast for leaving in the question about retarded policeman in this...
JoshFaille 2 years ago 2
He's son Jack reminds me on Mr. Bean... xD I do not know y... but that kid is scarry~
Durrender 2 years ago
Thank you Greg, that was a fascinating and candid behind-the-scenes glimpse into a world that I have moderate to low interest in.
I would also like to state here for the record, that I have a similar Marco Polo gag in Episode 5 of the Masked Roger and it's been in the script since June. So when I upload that episode next month, I don't want people saying I stole the gag from Greg. We both came up with it independently.
I did however steal the "moderate to low interest" line from The Guild.
alalcoolj216 2 years ago
All those people for one audition! It has to be tough making a living in Hollywood.
aldiboronti 2 years ago
i actually believe that kid is the devil, he is so ugly and creepy...
serpientes83