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THIS GAME IS BRUTAL!! :D CensorAmerica must have been sleeping ^^ Thanks to them sleeping thou all kids playing this game will be messed up in the future; NOT having BLEEPtinnitus like everyone else :/ seriously, the humanity....
@213BacteriA the controller of the pornstation 2 is way better than the controller of the pornstation 3 so they need to bring this game to the pornstation 2 and also all games
I was alwalys curious that in that scene with gregg the number of catfush he's trying to catch is the same as the number of catfish you let to be killed by the dogshark
@TheWhiteCinematic lazers, cd cases, and the console itself can sometimes cause scratches even if you're careful.. good circuits can last forever unless corrosion happens, but CDs last about 100 years tops IF taken care of with the utmost attention
@TheWhiteCinematic u make it sound like u had personal contact with nintendo headquarters about circuit lifetime.. i dont need nintendo to lecture me on electrical circuits to kno how long a cartridge lasts before it gives out.. maybe you should take a electrical engineering class to help u with that
1:52 If anybody is wondering what Mepsipax is, it's an inside joke from Rare. There's a guy who works there who has a large beard, and goes by the nickname "Beardy".He talks a lot like Birdy and drinks a lot of Pepsi Max. (M)epsi(P)ax. Switch the letters and there ya go.
lol it cusses alot might as well be saying damn instead of dang lol lol its funny also cause you play didy kong racing and see that hes a nice guy but he comes in a game that cusses lol
Rare should make a remake this game for ps3 and xbox 360. i mean come on some developers already made remake of tomb raider, sly cooper, and prince of persia. Its a no brainer to remake this game. actually I don't care who remakes conker's bad fur day i just want to see conker in this generation
@dragonfistX200 Same here, man. At this point since I am very confident that they will be not making any Conker stuff anymore, so I would be happy to see anything Conker related getting published!
why dont u guys just download project64 its easy as hell and then download conker bad fur day or any n64 game u like... simple...and theres tutorals on youtube if ur an idiot on how to use it.
@CodemanLakers I hope this helps, but there's a video game store called "Game-N-Trade" where you can obviously find usual 360, ps3, Nintendo Wii, etc. However, they also sell N64 games, controllers, etc. Basically, they sell the old school games too
Fu*** Off! Why is it everybody's so offensive around here? Either Bring me back me Missing Cogs or F*** Off! Ya don't have to shout! I'm DEAF!! SPEAK UP OR F*CK OFF!. That is so funny.
@zman962005 Something about it's simpler graphics not only adds to nostalga, but it just feels better. Not only that, but do you EVER have to buy a "disc cleaner" for a N64 :P
Wow! I just realized they must have recorded over the original Sgt.'s voice from the war chapter when they made the Xbox remake. I don't know, he just sounds a bit rougher in the voice, I don't recall him sounding like that on the remake.
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@Depravedmaniac666 You are missing out on a great game man. Make sure you get the 64 version if you ever play it The Xbox has good graphics but they censored the shit out of it.
@Random90sKid I did too. I was around eight or seven. My mom didn't know how horrible the game was, lol. Hell, I wasn't allowed to watch Beavis and Butthead, let alone play this.
One of the best games to be made in history. Thumbs up for the return of Rare!
MinTeaPhresh 5 days ago
if berri is a squirrel why can't she come back to life ._.
pokeblox45newandtrue 6 days ago
2:57 "What the %*!#!? It's that bloody squirrel! Quick, into character!"
LOL Breaking the 4th wall....
DarkHari 2 weeks ago
What the %*!#? It's that bloody squirrel!
Best line in the game xD.
ponyta509 2 weeks ago
Laughed my ass of at the paint bucket after the pitchfork hanged himself:
"What are you doing? (Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze) You stupid bastard!"
Guy must've had a LOT of fun just saying those lines, fucking hilarious XD
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Why is Conker the only RED squirrel in the game?! )':>
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TotallyLisaCartoons 1 month ago
Ok what ... the #@*!?
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werehiring 1 month ago
conker for smash
BudAntics 1 month ago
05:55 looool xD it took some views to understand what he was refering to xD He is my favourite character ^^ R.I.P whiskers!
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1:28 what seems to be the officer, problem?
froakentoken3 2 months ago
No dawg they need to bring this game to pornstation 3
213BacteriA 2 months ago
@213BacteriA the controller of the pornstation 2 is way better than the controller of the pornstation 3 so they need to bring this game to the pornstation 2 and also all games
froakentoken3 2 months ago
they need to bring the original version on nintendo available to xbox 360. id buy it the day it was out
cripstakyle 3 months ago
Birdy sounds like Heustes from Courage The Cowardly Dog.
TheLegendaryGeoff 3 months ago
Im starting to think that the programmers either bribed the ESRB or it wasnt invented when this game came out lol.
Jerynuka 4 months ago
I loved #8 what the f*** it's that bloody squirrel. Lol!
chuggaacrayz 4 months ago
@chuggaacrayz QUICK! get into character!! -GRRRRRRRR-
onyx78787 2 months ago
☠ϟ@★ ^O^
lllCADElll 4 months ago 2
bucket of paint:i seen some kicking ass in my time,and that is the sh** crapest crapiest sh** kick ass i ever seen
paint brush:that was pretty crap. as kicking ass goes it was abysmal and is a sh** bastard stupid bastard
momdadikeem62 4 months ago
No matrix cut scene = no good CBFD top ten
isaimcbreinguitar 5 months ago
just fan-fucking-tastic....
fox3690 5 months ago
You love manual long time
Gamefreakrd 5 months ago
lol gregg is guna have his hands full with the squirrel war lol!
daphill 5 months ago
If you notice in the first cutscene, you hear a really high voice between the lines in the General's voice. It sounds like a smoking 5-year-old. LOL
MarioMario6767 5 months ago
Man, I could do with some Mepsipax.
SirVladDracula 6 months ago
I was alwalys curious that in that scene with gregg the number of catfush he's trying to catch is the same as the number of catfish you let to be killed by the dogshark
apocaly21 6 months ago
Thumbs up if you think this needs a sequel to the xbox 360 with even better graphics than conker live and reloaded.
TheRoboxer 6 months ago
@TheRoboxer Or a PC Version with even better graphics than that. =P
SirVladDracula 6 months ago
@SirVladDracula damn and the pc version compatible with enb series.
TheRoboxer 6 months ago
I fucking love the grim reaper. xD
TheSandyNub 6 months ago 3
FUCK THAT SHIT!!!
IIIIITHE1IIIII 6 months ago 6
I still own this game lol.
Raywpsp 7 months ago
3:09
9:12
Geometrywars64 7 months ago
xbox version? fuck that shit
PaisaPK916 7 months ago 78
@PaisaPK916 Nice one I see what you did there
TheRetroNintendo 4 months ago
@PaisaPK916 The N64 Cartides wear over time. The xbox CDs dont, so if you think about it the xbox version is better.
TheWhiteCinematic 3 months ago
@TheWhiteCinematic no they don't? gold contacts don't corrode if that's what you mean. and CDs are prone to scratches, which damage CDs permanently
PaisaPK916 3 months ago
@PaisaPK916 No, even nitendo admits that the cartridges break over 40 Years
TheWhiteCinematic 3 months ago
@TheWhiteCinematic source? and CDs get scratches before a weeks use
PaisaPK916 3 months ago
@PaisaPK916 Not if you're careful with them.
TheWhiteCinematic 3 months ago
@TheWhiteCinematic lazers, cd cases, and the console itself can sometimes cause scratches even if you're careful.. good circuits can last forever unless corrosion happens, but CDs last about 100 years tops IF taken care of with the utmost attention
PaisaPK916 3 months ago
@PaisaPK916 Once again, contact Nitendo, the creators of the thing.
TheWhiteCinematic 3 months ago
@TheWhiteCinematic u make it sound like u had personal contact with nintendo headquarters about circuit lifetime.. i dont need nintendo to lecture me on electrical circuits to kno how long a cartridge lasts before it gives out.. maybe you should take a electrical engineering class to help u with that
PaisaPK916 3 months ago
@PaisaPK916 Nintendo power says that they last 40 years. End of story.
TheWhiteCinematic 3 months ago
@PaisaPK916 57 people think the xbox sucks balls
froakentoken3 2 months ago
5:34 for all u perverts
pokemonmaster464 7 months ago
fuck that shit. lmao
srpimp8586 7 months ago
laggy
LordKhain 7 months ago
To conker the only Awosome Squirrel there is !
MegaCheif1 7 months ago
FAN-F@#king-TASTIC!!! 5:39
ryukyu666 7 months ago
I'm surprised that the pollination scene isn't here.
bonestorm99 7 months ago
"Fan-fucking-tastic" is now my normal catchphrase! Thanks, Conker's Bad Fur Day! :D
DoroLover 7 months ago
The grim reaper would be much more intimidating if it wasn't for that voice of his.(Not that I don't like the chipmunk voice)
MONSTER743 8 months ago
1:52 If anybody is wondering what Mepsipax is, it's an inside joke from Rare. There's a guy who works there who has a large beard, and goes by the nickname "Beardy".He talks a lot like Birdy and drinks a lot of Pepsi Max. (M)epsi(P)ax. Switch the letters and there ya go.
fierothehedgehog 8 months ago 34
@fierothehedgehog they had pepsi max in the 90's?
Retardo325 5 months ago
@Retardo325 Not in the US, but it's been around in the UK and Italy since 1993.
Love3Beatles 5 months ago
@Love3Beatles ah ok
Retardo325 5 months ago
04:32
It's because the game's rated M!
TotallyLisaCartoons 8 months ago
GOD DAMN THE FUCKING STUTTERING DRIVES ME CRAZY SHIT
punkrocker867 8 months ago
we sure is not lucky bastards because we is not getting a sequel.
SpasticRobotTV 8 months ago
i love that game i made it past that part
gothgirl12346k 8 months ago
Wow thats the funniest thing in any vidgame ever
KingMickeyROLZ 8 months ago 3
does anyone get the mouth joke?
pulvirizer 8 months ago
@pulvirizer no what is it??
yungcalib 8 months ago
@pulvirizer yeah she was sucking hes dick
omar345ful 8 months ago
@kittencat76 Well what was rare thinking?!
Blooperguy229 8 months ago
@Blooperguy229 They were thinking, "Hey, let's make a great game." Then they did.
Love3Beatles 5 months ago 3
@Love3Beatles Yeah, it still is a pretty good game
Blooperguy229 5 months ago
Can someone please tell me whats up with rare having so much swearing in Conker?
Blooperguy229 8 months ago
lol it cusses alot might as well be saying damn instead of dang lol lol its funny also cause you play didy kong racing and see that hes a nice guy but he comes in a game that cusses lol
joethegamer444 8 months ago
3:08 is the best scene in the whole game of funny.
Xile067 8 months ago
and this is where nintendo fell
Saberwind45871 9 months ago
Rare should make a remake this game for ps3 and xbox 360. i mean come on some developers already made remake of tomb raider, sly cooper, and prince of persia. Its a no brainer to remake this game. actually I don't care who remakes conker's bad fur day i just want to see conker in this generation
dragonfistX200 9 months ago
@dragonfistX200 Same here, man. At this point since I am very confident that they will be not making any Conker stuff anymore, so I would be happy to see anything Conker related getting published!
TheLegendaryJames 9 months ago
I'm deaf! Speak up or fuck off!!! LMFAO!!!
geterdonein01 9 months ago
lol why do they censor out fuck but not shit?
nuclearblast91 9 months ago
the reaction on the gears face when Conker put her the wrong way XD "fan Fucking tastic XD
jepeo1 10 months ago
#10 Fuck that shit
metrostationgrl5862 10 months ago
17 people need to feck off with their dislike of this video D:<
Sheamusownscena10 10 months ago
"Buff you, asshole"
XD
ChromaAurora 10 months ago
I do love conker's bad fur day long time <3
GreatFrigginIdeaINC 10 months ago
Haha my favorite chapter is spooky :)
JadeLovesMonkeys1 10 months ago
17 people have different opinions (that's not a reason to dislike the video).
walecs2 10 months ago
17 people have different opinions.
walecs2 10 months ago
i love this game sooo much!
megadethfan110 10 months ago
loved the vid. but i gotta go see sum catz...u little prick :)
Rebmanaksala 10 months ago
how can i play on ps3?
greenking25 10 months ago
@greenking25 buying a Nintendo 64 or a Xbox.
walecs2 10 months ago
@greenking25 .....oooor you could do what i do and use my PS3 controller for an N64 emulator. You can't play this on your PS3 console.
geterdonein01 9 months ago
That was the most shitty crapest, crapist shitty as kick ass i ever seen.... LOL Best 1
lilF2d 10 months ago
17 guys like mr big cog inside of them!
maniacablator 10 months ago
@dagitnow
thanks ... ill just check ebay first
CodemanLakers 11 months ago
why dont u guys just download project64 its easy as hell and then download conker bad fur day or any n64 game u like... simple...and theres tutorals on youtube if ur an idiot on how to use it.
colorzallunite 11 months ago
I used too have both but my n64 and all my games were ruined in a flood
CodemanLakers 11 months ago
@CodemanLakers Damn.....I'm Sorry 2 Hear That.....
CincinnatiLibra05 11 months ago
Do they still sell n64 and this game anywhere ?
CodemanLakers 11 months ago
@CodemanLakers well some old stores might or online sites or you can download project64 and the rom on the computer and play them like that :)
dagitnow 11 months ago
@CodemanLakers I hope this helps, but there's a video game store called "Game-N-Trade" where you can obviously find usual 360, ps3, Nintendo Wii, etc. However, they also sell N64 games, controllers, etc. Basically, they sell the old school games too
Xiao2070 6 months ago
this seems so good it might be worth to spend a fucking 300 dollars on a new copy
lazzermusen 11 months ago
FUCK OFF
RyanOrteez 11 months ago
i wanna get real fuckin stoned and play this game again ima die of laughter haha
stichyoureyes 11 months ago
fuckin miss playin this game use to play it when i was a kid but it got fuckin lost
stichyoureyes 11 months ago
"What the fuck? It's that bloody squirrel! Quick into character!" Oh my fucking god ROFL!
MarcusTheAbsolute 11 months ago
fan fucking tastic
acoyou1 11 months ago
17 people prefer the shitty XBox version.
SonicVSJasonGriffith 11 months ago
10 dollar long time, You love manual long time. i love that reference to full metal jacket haha
notfalling334 11 months ago
Cutscenes YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO WATCH!!!
Rare Nailed It With This Game!!!
cooljoew92 11 months ago
i don't know what i've been told
do do do
do do
do do...
i don't know what i've been told
do do
do...
i don't know
what eh?
ah.f**k that shit!.XD SOO FUUNNYY.
cutekyara 1 year ago 4
I guess 16 people don't appear to have a neck of any description.
ZionB07 1 year ago
rare got tired of hiding mature things in games like banjo so they just let it out all on this game
mariofan314 1 year ago
scarecrow guy reminds me of salad fingers
roasted85 1 year ago
MepsiPax - Pepsi Max
luvrickroll 1 year ago
hahah manual long time reference to full metal jacket sick movie.
fugehdehyou 1 year ago
this game is too epic, i loved finding the cash though
blk15tnn 1 year ago
ONE CLEAR THE WAY we got a war to fight TWO CLEAR THE WAY....oh uh...FUCK THAT SHIT
Killdestroyer1 1 year ago
Oh shit...08...uh...no
Tell you what: Fuck THAT SHIT!
Yosher21 1 year ago
It kinda suck if money was like that in life
BlackCoatVIII 1 year ago
LMAO Speak up or FUCK OFF
FuckNewbs 1 year ago
I love how the title of the manual at 2:14 is "WHAT TO DO"
It makes me giggle.
kekensa 1 year ago
Does anyone else find it amazing that there were CUTSCENES WITH VOICE ACTIING on a N64 game?
psx2514 1 year ago 4
Mario Kart, Conkers BFD, perfect dark, and Halo. My childhood games. Better times.
QuackyBear 1 year ago
haha wait when the general was saying shit he can say it but when the paint says shit they censor it what the F*UCK?
superninjajosh 1 year ago
"Got any Mepsipax?"
"What?"
"Don't matter."
wapaha 1 year ago
Wish this would come out on psn and xbox arcade.
FPSMoses 1 year ago
maan i miss this gay!!!!!!!! :(
14justadude 1 year ago
Fu*** Off! Why is it everybody's so offensive around here? Either Bring me back me Missing Cogs or F*** Off! Ya don't have to shout! I'm DEAF!! SPEAK UP OR F*CK OFF!. That is so funny.
MetalDragonX694 1 year ago
my personal favorite meeting gregg for the first time :o
Nemesis2151 1 year ago
manual ? fuck that shit
Dwilldtw 1 year ago
fuck that shit
Dwilldtw 1 year ago
Fan-fucking-tastic. XD
IHugShortPeople 1 year ago 84
n64 version owns xbox
zman962005 1 year ago 203
Not the Multi As A Sniper I Got 60 Killz Head Shot Is So Beasty
PlowThrough8 1 year ago
@zman962005 Why whats the difference between the xbox and the n64 one?? i didnt even know there was on for the xbox
Melexonitrate 11 months ago
@zman962005
The Xbox version had a couple of minor things that bugged me but the graphics and sound quality were improved substantially
Hampsterboy420 10 months ago
@zman962005 hells no
ihopesome1readsthis 8 months ago
@zman962005 Something about it's simpler graphics not only adds to nostalga, but it just feels better. Not only that, but do you EVER have to buy a "disc cleaner" for a N64 :P
Yodio12 8 months ago
@zman962005 Xbox Is a prick.
Geometrywars64 7 months ago
#9 sux! video would of been better if #9 was at least The Great Mighty Poo! btw, i still have this game! im gonna play it right now!:P
toteteban 1 year ago
lol scene 8 "QUICK INTO CHARACTER" *hissing and moaning noises* :D
DeiTy4GuiTar 1 year ago
Im a Total Dumbass, I saw an original 64 Version Conker at a Old Game Store and Didnt buy it! I mean WTF? right?
STOPNSWOPguy 1 year ago
Lma i love this game especialy the 64 version. The 360 is ok too but it just has the good graphics.
lildarkchibi 1 year ago
@lildarkchibi u mean old xbox?
VivaLasPingas 1 year ago
Wow! I just realized they must have recorded over the original Sgt.'s voice from the war chapter when they made the Xbox remake. I don't know, he just sounds a bit rougher in the voice, I don't recall him sounding like that on the remake.
SpongicX 1 year ago
I'M DEAF!! EITHER SPEAK UP OR FUCK OFF!!!
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affluenceclm 1 year ago
"Let's face it, what would it do?"
Really, that's interes... [Conker cocks gun]
"What the fuck!? It's that bloody squirrel. Quick, into character! Hayihiyaaa!"
I just about died my chair...
JackSamaelRevolver 1 year ago
5:31-5:50
that is some fucked up shit.
lordgwydion2 1 year ago
@lordgwydion2 Man that's nothing. Look for the Bee and the sunflower lol
chubies666 1 year ago
9:39
LOL
SuperPivottv 1 year ago
Goddamn if I knew this game exist, I would've put down banjo and kazooie in a heartbeat.
Depravedmaniac666 1 year ago
@Depravedmaniac666 You are missing out on a great game man. Make sure you get the 64 version if you ever play it The Xbox has good graphics but they censored the shit out of it.
chubies666 1 year ago
4:00 xD
93bendzsi 1 year ago
i think the voice actors are wasted...
deadguy718 1 year ago
pause at 9:40 lol
CONKER17 1 year ago
I got this game when i was like 7 and my parents nearly took it away because I told our to piss off.
SKenigma777 1 year ago
@*^! DAT SHIT
DejaBlue95 1 year ago
i beat the game without seening Greg the grim reaper! ture story.
ryne1991 1 year ago
@ryne1991 LIES! He gives you shotgun :p
CONKER17 1 year ago
@CONKER17
oh yeah true haha, i forgot he gives you the shot gun :D
ryne1991 1 year ago
@ryne1991 lawl bullshit he gives u the shotgun D: xD but if u beat it without dying, u sir are good xD i died a few times :3
Frankvilla01 1 year ago
Hey what about the xploding mouse cutscene, was laughing 4 yearz afta dat one :D
toadie48 1 year ago
Fuck that shit
lol
EminemFan202 1 year ago
Quick! Into character!
Codyray1992 1 year ago
Those bloody cats!
JESSESEIBEL 1 year ago
lol i love this game
BOONEjose 1 year ago
As soon as the cog says "you twat!" after the slightly gay cog scene, I fell off my chair laughing-for me, no.6 was no.1 xD
LadyKy007 1 year ago
I don't know what I've been told!
This Conker game is Made of Gold!
ROUND OFF
o.O
TehZealSeal 1 year ago 2
hey what tools did Rare use to make this game and the banjo and kazooie series? i rlly wanna make games that look like this, always a classic =)
mattwils5069 1 year ago
@mattwils5069 most prob their own software coding tools , no visual studio shit used in them times
girlsdrinkfeck 1 year ago
HOW did the Casualty Department get #8?!
it deserves #2 or even #1 XD
BrownLogMan 1 year ago
Either bring me back me missing cogs...or !@#% OFF!!! XD
418HRAD 1 year ago
..... like cats, i hate those things hahaha
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SO SHOULD NOT CUSS
1dra7 1 year ago
!$@%!! off
WirMachenAllesMan 1 year ago
!@#$ that Shit
AGuyAndAGun 1 year ago
Thumbs up if you beat this awesome game as a kid.
ChrisNarutofan 1 year ago
@ChrisNarutofan eh...you played this game when you were a kid?
Random90sKid 1 year ago
@Random90sKid I did too. I was around eight or seven. My mom didn't know how horrible the game was, lol. Hell, I wasn't allowed to watch Beavis and Butthead, let alone play this.
JKurber 1 year ago