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  • One of the best games to be made in history.  Thumbs up for the return of Rare!

  • if berri is a squirrel why can't she come back to life ._.

  • 2:57 "What the %*!#!? It's that bloody squirrel! Quick, into character!"

    LOL Breaking the 4th wall....

  • What the %*!#? It's that bloody squirrel!

    Best line in the game xD.

  • Laughed my ass of at the paint bucket after the pitchfork hanged himself:

    "What are you doing? (Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze) You stupid bastard!"

    Guy must've had a LOT of fun just saying those lines, fucking hilarious XD

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  • Ok what ... the #@*!?

    

  • conker for smash

  • 05:55 looool xD it took some views to understand what he was refering to xD He is my favourite character ^^ R.I.P whiskers!

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  • 1:28 what seems to be the officer, problem?

  • No dawg they need to bring this game to pornstation 3

  • @213BacteriA the controller of the pornstation 2 is way better than the controller of the pornstation 3 so they need to bring this game to the pornstation 2 and also all games

  • they need to bring the original version on nintendo available to xbox 360. id buy it the day it was out

  • Birdy sounds like Heustes from Courage The Cowardly Dog.

  • Im starting to think that the programmers either bribed the ESRB or it wasnt invented when this game came out lol.

  • I loved #8 what the f*** it's that bloody squirrel. Lol!

  • @chuggaacrayz QUICK! get into character!! -GRRRRRRRR-

  • ☠ϟ@★ ^O^

  • bucket of paint:i seen some kicking ass in my time,and that is the sh** crapest crapiest sh** kick ass i ever seen

    paint brush:that was pretty crap. as kicking ass goes it was abysmal and is a sh** bastard stupid bastard

  • No matrix cut scene = no good CBFD top ten

  • just fan-fucking-tastic....

  • You love manual long time

  • lol gregg is guna have his hands full with the squirrel war lol!

  • If you notice in the first cutscene, you hear a really high voice between the lines in the General's voice. It sounds like a smoking 5-year-old. LOL

  • Man, I could do with some Mepsipax.

  • I was alwalys curious that in that scene with gregg the number of catfush he's trying to catch is the same as the number of catfish you let to be killed by the dogshark

  • Thumbs up if you think this needs a sequel to the xbox 360 with even better graphics than conker live and reloaded.

  • @TheRoboxer Or a PC Version with even better graphics than that. =P

  • @SirVladDracula damn and the pc version compatible with enb series.

  • I fucking love the grim reaper. xD

  • FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

  • I still own this game lol.

  • 3:09

    9:12

  • xbox version? fuck that shit

  • @PaisaPK916 Nice one I see what you did there

  • @PaisaPK916 The N64 Cartides wear over time. The xbox CDs dont, so if you think about it the xbox version is better.

  • @TheWhiteCinematic no they don't? gold contacts don't corrode if that's what you mean. and CDs are prone to scratches, which damage CDs permanently

  • @PaisaPK916 No, even nitendo admits that the cartridges break over 40 Years

  • @TheWhiteCinematic source? and CDs get scratches before a weeks use

  • @PaisaPK916 Not if you're careful with them.

  • @TheWhiteCinematic lazers, cd cases, and the console itself can sometimes cause scratches even if you're careful.. good circuits can last forever unless corrosion happens, but CDs last about 100 years tops IF taken care of with the utmost attention

  • @PaisaPK916 Once again, contact Nitendo, the creators of the thing.

  • @TheWhiteCinematic u make it sound like u had personal contact with nintendo headquarters about circuit lifetime.. i dont need nintendo to lecture me on electrical circuits to kno how long a cartridge lasts before it gives out.. maybe you should take a electrical engineering class to help u with that

  • @PaisaPK916 Nintendo power says that they last 40 years. End of story.

  • @PaisaPK916 57 people think the xbox sucks balls

  • 5:34 for all u perverts

  • fuck that shit. lmao

  • laggy

  • To conker the only Awosome Squirrel there is !

  • FAN-F@#king-TASTIC!!! 5:39

  • I'm surprised that the pollination scene isn't here.

  • "Fan-fucking-tastic" is now my normal catchphrase! Thanks, Conker's Bad Fur Day! :D

  • The grim reaper would be much more intimidating if it wasn't for that voice of his.(Not that I don't like the chipmunk voice)

  • 1:52 If anybody is wondering what Mepsipax is, it's an inside joke from Rare. There's a guy who works there who has a large beard, and goes by the nickname "Beardy".He talks a lot like Birdy and drinks a lot of Pepsi Max. (M)epsi(P)ax. Switch the letters and there ya go.

  • @fierothehedgehog they had pepsi max in the 90's?

  • @Retardo325 Not in the US, but it's been around in the UK and Italy since 1993.

  • @Love3Beatles ah ok

  • 04:32

    It's because the game's rated M!

  • GOD DAMN THE FUCKING STUTTERING DRIVES ME CRAZY SHIT

  • we sure is not lucky bastards because we is not getting a sequel.

  • i love that game i made it past that part

  • Wow thats the funniest thing in any vidgame ever

  • does anyone get the mouth joke?

  • @pulvirizer no what is it??

  • @pulvirizer yeah she was sucking hes dick

  • @kittencat76 Well what was rare thinking?!

  • @Blooperguy229 They were thinking, "Hey, let's make a great game." Then they did.

  • @Love3Beatles Yeah, it still is a pretty good game

  • Can someone please tell me whats up with rare having so much swearing in Conker?

  • lol it cusses alot might as well be saying damn instead of dang lol lol its funny also cause you play didy kong racing and see that hes a nice guy but he comes in a game that cusses lol

  • 3:08 is the best scene in the whole game of funny.

  • and this is where nintendo fell

  • Rare should make a remake this game for ps3 and xbox 360. i mean come on some developers already made remake of tomb raider, sly cooper, and prince of persia. Its a no brainer to remake this game. actually I don't care who remakes conker's bad fur day i just want to see conker in this generation

  • @dragonfistX200 Same here, man. At this point since I am very confident that they will be not making any Conker stuff anymore, so I would be happy to see anything Conker related getting published!

  • I'm deaf! Speak up or fuck off!!! LMFAO!!!

  • lol why do they censor out fuck but not shit?

  • the reaction on the gears face when Conker put her the wrong way XD "fan Fucking tastic XD

  • #10 Fuck that shit

  • 17 people need to feck off with their dislike of this video D:<

  • "Buff you, asshole"

    XD

  • I do love conker's bad fur day long time <3

  • Haha my favorite chapter is spooky :)

  • 17 people have different opinions (that's not a reason to dislike the video).

  • 17 people have different opinions.

  • i love this game sooo much!

  • loved the vid. but i gotta go see sum catz...u little prick :)

  • how can i play on ps3?

  • @greenking25 buying a Nintendo 64 or a Xbox.

  • @greenking25 .....oooor you could do what i do and use my PS3 controller for an N64 emulator. You can't play this on your PS3 console.

  • That was the most shitty crapest, crapist shitty as kick ass i ever seen.... LOL Best 1

  • 17 guys like mr big cog inside of them!

  • @dagitnow

    thanks ... ill just check ebay first

  • why dont u guys just download project64 its easy as hell and then download conker bad fur day or any n64 game u like... simple...and theres tutorals on youtube if ur an idiot on how to use it.

  • I used too have both but my n64 and all my games were ruined in a flood

  • @CodemanLakers Damn.....I'm Sorry 2 Hear That.....

  • Do they still sell n64 and this game anywhere ?

  • @CodemanLakers well some old stores might or online sites or you can download project64 and the rom on the computer and play them like that :)

  • @CodemanLakers I hope this helps, but there's a video game store called "Game-N-Trade" where you can obviously find usual 360, ps3, Nintendo Wii, etc. However, they also sell N64 games, controllers, etc. Basically, they sell the old school games too

  • this seems so good it might be worth to spend a fucking 300 dollars on a new copy

  • FUCK OFF

  • i wanna get real fuckin stoned and play this game again ima die of laughter haha

  • fuckin miss playin this game use to play it when i was a kid but it got fuckin lost

  • "What the fuck? It's that bloody squirrel! Quick into character!" Oh my fucking god ROFL!

  • fan fucking tastic

  • 17 people prefer the shitty XBox version.

  • 10 dollar long time, You love manual long time. i love that reference to full metal jacket haha

  • Cutscenes YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO WATCH!!!

    Rare Nailed It With This Game!!!

  • i don't know what i've been told

    do do do

    do do

    do do...

    i don't know what i've been told

    do do

    do...

    i don't know

    what eh?

    ah.f**k that shit!.XD SOO FUUNNYY.

  • I guess 16 people don't appear to have a neck of any description.

  • rare got tired of hiding mature things in games like banjo so they just let it out all on this game

  • scarecrow guy reminds me of salad fingers

  • MepsiPax - Pepsi Max

  • hahah manual long time reference to full metal jacket sick movie.

  • this game is too epic, i loved finding the cash though

  • ONE CLEAR THE WAY we got a war to fight TWO CLEAR THE WAY....oh uh...FUCK THAT SHIT

  • Oh shit...08...uh...no

    Tell you what: Fuck THAT SHIT!

  • It kinda suck if money was like that in life

  • LMAO Speak up or FUCK OFF

  • I love how the title of the manual at 2:14 is "WHAT TO DO"

    It makes me giggle.

  • Does anyone else find it amazing that there were CUTSCENES WITH VOICE ACTIING on a N64 game?

  • Mario Kart, Conkers BFD, perfect dark, and Halo. My childhood games. Better times.

  • haha wait when the general was saying shit he can say it but when the paint says shit they censor it what the F*UCK?

  • "Got any Mepsipax?"

    "What?"

    "Don't matter."

  • Wish this would come out on psn and xbox arcade.

  • maan i miss this gay!!!!!!!! :(

  • Fu*** Off! Why is it everybody's so offensive around here? Either Bring me back me Missing Cogs or F*** Off! Ya don't have to shout! I'm DEAF!! SPEAK UP OR F*CK OFF!. That is so funny.

  • my personal favorite meeting gregg for the first time :o

  • manual ? fuck that shit

  • fuck that shit

  • Fan-fucking-tastic. XD

  • n64 version owns xbox

  • Not the Multi As A Sniper I Got 60 Killz Head Shot Is So Beasty

  • @zman962005 Why whats the difference between the xbox and the n64 one?? i didnt even know there was on for the xbox

  • @zman962005

    The Xbox version had a couple of minor things that bugged me but the graphics and sound quality were improved substantially

  • @zman962005 hells no

  • @zman962005 Something about it's simpler graphics not only adds to nostalga, but it just feels better. Not only that, but do you EVER have to buy a "disc cleaner" for a N64 :P

  • @zman962005 Xbox Is a prick.

  • #9 sux! video would of been better if #9 was at least The Great Mighty Poo! btw, i still have this game! im gonna play it right now!:P

  • lol scene 8 "QUICK INTO CHARACTER" *hissing and moaning noises* :D

  • Im a Total Dumbass, I saw an original 64 Version Conker at a Old Game Store and Didnt buy it! I mean WTF? right?

  • Lma i love this game especialy the 64 version. The 360 is ok too but it just has the good graphics.

  • @lildarkchibi u mean old xbox?

  • Wow! I just realized they must have recorded over the original Sgt.'s voice from the war chapter when they made the Xbox remake. I don't know, he just sounds a bit rougher in the voice, I don't recall him sounding like that on the remake.

  • I'M DEAF!! EITHER SPEAK UP OR FUCK OFF!!!

  • "Let's face it, what would it do?"

    Really, that's interes... [Conker cocks gun]

    "What the fuck!? It's that bloody squirrel. Quick, into character! Hayihiyaaa!"

    I just about died my chair...

  • 5:31-5:50

    that is some fucked up shit.

  • @lordgwydion2 Man that's nothing. Look for the Bee and the sunflower lol

  • 9:39

    LOL

  • Goddamn if I knew this game exist, I would've put down banjo and kazooie in a heartbeat.

  • @Depravedmaniac666 You are missing out on a great game man. Make sure you get the 64 version if you ever play it The Xbox has good graphics but they censored the shit out of it.

  • 4:00 xD

  • i think the voice actors are wasted...

  • pause at 9:40 lol

  • I got this game when i was like 7 and my parents nearly took it away because I told our to piss off.

  • @*^! DAT SHIT

  • i beat the game without seening Greg the grim reaper! ture story.

  • @ryne1991 LIES! He gives you shotgun :p

  • @CONKER17

    oh yeah true haha, i forgot he gives you the shot gun :D

  • @ryne1991 lawl bullshit he gives u the shotgun D: xD but if u beat it without dying, u sir are good xD i died a few times :3

  • Hey what about the xploding mouse cutscene, was laughing 4 yearz afta dat one :D

  • Fuck that shit

    lol

  • Quick! Into character!

  • Those bloody cats!

  • lol i love this game

  • As soon as the cog says "you twat!" after the slightly gay cog scene, I fell off my chair laughing-for me, no.6 was no.1 xD

  • I don't know what I've been told!

    This Conker game is Made of Gold!

    ROUND OFF

    o.O

  • hey what tools did Rare use to make this game and the banjo and kazooie series? i rlly wanna make games that look like this, always a classic =)

  • @mattwils5069 most prob their own software coding tools , no visual studio shit used in them times

  • HOW did the Casualty Department get #8?!

    it deserves #2 or even #1 XD

  • Either bring me back me missing cogs...or !@#% OFF!!! XD

  • ..... like cats, i hate those things hahaha

  • !$@%!! off

  • !@#$ that Shit

  • Thumbs up if you beat this awesome game as a kid.

  • @ChrisNarutofan eh...you played this game when you were a kid?

  • @Random90sKid I did too. I was around eight or seven. My mom didn't know how horrible the game was, lol. Hell, I wasn't allowed to watch Beavis and Butthead, let alone play this.