Facepalms With Shimmy

[kimberly8kim]

my friend: i like twilight because i sees so many girls

*FACEPALM*

[zorhis1996]

ur canadain ?

[bobtheflyingdonkey]

Mister owl how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll on a tootsie pop?

I know a one two three *crunch*

*facepalm*

[TheChet333]

UHHH

[maplecookie66]

Guy: Hey! Are you asian or japanese?

Me: *facepalm*

[SoraMerodi]

I facepalm in class when I sleep p:

I think it counts in a way..

[feb2898]

Me; Bro your gay as hell!

Friend; Im happy as hell?

Me; NO YOU LIKE MEN YOU STUPID RETARD!

*facepalm*

[SheerEpic]

@feb2898 I don't think your friend was being stupid, I think they were trolling you. :u

[JazzyK56]

Frind: "Asians are so racist"

Me: "I'm asian!"

Friend: "No your Indian"

Me: "That's in Asia!"

*facepalm*

[spidermoo1]

Ekans backwards is snake and Arbok backwards is Kobra. Then wat's Muk?

[qaz474]

@spidermoo1 What the hell is kum? Shouldn't it be spelled "cum"? *facepalm*

[hailechokechain]

When katelynne farted in Walmart.. UGH! *facepalm* ¦[

[EmmyRulez632]

*showing guy friend Lollipop by Big Bang*

Friend: *points at G-Dragon* "She's hot!"

Me: "That's a guy..."

Friend: "Are you sure? Cause I'd tap that anytime." *lame finger guns*

Me: *facepalm*

[ieatshyuu7888]

@EmmyRulez632 LOL

[Zekrom0703]

Me:hey u wanna come to my house later

My friend:hey can i come to your house

*FACEPALM*

[aceyo369]

Seeing u toking in the video makes me go. *Face palm*

[qaz474]

@aceyo369 Your spelling makes me *facepalms*

[ieatshyuu7888]

me and friends go to office to get papers for school

girl 1: hey lets ditch her!!

us: *running away*

girl 2: wait!!! we left ione person!!

me: no dip!! FACEPALM >__<

[qaz474]

@ieatshyuu7888 Your grammar is wrong. You're supposed to say "my friends and I" ...ughh *facepalm*

[ieatshyuu7888]

@qaz474 yah lol... but i kinda dont care considering its 3 am right nao lol :)

my teachers would FREAK if they saw that

[qaz474]

@ieatshyuu7888 ...good night.

[babyferfermorgo]

who is he?

thats a girl.

what you talking bout bitch?

FACEPALM. >.>

[blazingangel908]

Me and friend:*both walking to homeroom together*

friend:So who's your homeroom teacher?

Me:................WE GO TO THE SAME CLASS! I sit RIGHT in front of you every day!

friend:*thinking about it* Oh yeah...........

Me:*facepalm*

[blazingangel908]

me:*In science class*

Teacher:So for the last time, plants take in carbon dyoxide and human's breathe oxygen

My friend:*raises her hand*

Teacher:*looks over at her*

My friend:So, we breathe oxygen?

Everyone in the class:*EPIC FACE PALM*

[MyDovii]

My brother and I were watching this and he just found out that Ekens and Arboc spell Snake and Cobra backwards. I facepalmed myself and said" UUUUUGGGGHHHHH"

[MyDovii]

"Dude I just got my first boner"

"UUUUUGGGGHHH!"(Facepalm)

[lia2hip1345]

girl: Are you mexican?

me: no,im korean

girl: you look mexican

me: *facepalm*

[tyaV1]

boy: i thought africa was a country.

me:*facepalm*

[pokemonninja808]

Are you asian?

No, I'm Chinese.

*facepalm*

[MiharuTheUchiha]

Girl: I thought Canada was its own continent! Me: (facepalm) -x- Boy: Isn't Cambodia in South America? Me: (facepalm) -x- Friend: Fuck you. Me: When and where? Friend: (facepalm) -x- Girl: Wait, fish are animals? Me: (facepalm) -x- Girl: Togekiss's type is Psychic and Flying! Me: (facepalm) Normal and flying. Girl: Oh yeah...If Togekiss had a third type, it would be psychic! Me: (facepalm) As you can see, I have a lot of facepalm moments.

[XxxMuseluverxxX]

Girl: So, wait wheres korea? Me: *points to korea* Right there, man. Girl: Oh, I thought it was here. *points to china* Me: UGH! *Face palm*

[XxxMuseluverxxX]

teacher: Write the verb to be in spanish and the infinitive. Girl: Wait, do we write this in spanish? Me: NOOOO! YOU WRITE THIS IN RUSSIAN! *Face palm*

[Xboxrecks]

lil bro : how do u spell sexy

me : uughh facepalm



[MiMiRoX812]

Me:hey you know im going to austria over the end of year holidays

Friend austria like the one in china??

Me:No you dumb ass b*t*h in europe!

Facepalm

[sharinganblossom97]

I facepalmed at the end of your video....

[KoniKoni383]

Friend: Guess what in pokemon black i got a female starter AND caught a shiny patrat in my first patch :D!

Me: Dude that's awesome!

Friend: yeah but.... I forgot to save the game so they're gone

Me: *FACE PALM*

[XxXSceneGirl4LifeXxX]

Hey, Does anyone know the video when he sings about ricexD

Sorry i just HAD to ask.

[theresaxolove]

"Is France a continent?" *facepalm*

[TheBrokenangel28]

friend: f-u

me: ^.^ wat time

friend: (facepalm)

bf: do you think that it was all that corn on the cob I ate or my all corn diet that made me so corny? (angel face)

me: (facepalm)

Friend: "WTF UR WATCHIN PORN?!?!?!?!"

Me: "NO!!"

Friend: "Wat u watchin then?"

Me: "Just some hentai" ^.^

(Friend face palm)

[awesomeiswane]

my classmate asked my teacher whether harry potter is one person or two people. and both of us are 14. facepalm moment. for the class minus her.

[chocolatedemon17]

friend: hey, what's your 6th period?

me: ...really?

friend: OH YEAH WE SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER. HAHAHAHA

me: *facepalm*

[tIgGeRnPoOh25]

Friend: You guys heat raviolies up before you eat them?!?! *0* I usually eat them straight from the can...

Me: *face palm* =.=

[PurpletasticFred]

Wait... Beiber's a boy?!? ughhhh *facepalm*

[xX2pmloveXx]

I didn't know Ekans backward was snake until now >< *facepalm*

[TokikoNyuu]

A friend asking me how to play a game even though he said he knew how to play and if anybody replies to this with that's what she said, that'll be another facepalm moment

[droctayogapus]

My girlfrfiend was gunna give me my first true action of ****ing my brfains out...but I jizzed during the oral...ughbgvhbghgvhb *facepalm*

[1998maile]

My American cousin's are stupid! Holly(my cousin):what race are you? Me: Hawaiian,phillipino,ect. Holly:what is phillipino? Me: an ethnicity Holly: where do phillipino's live? Me: in the Philippines... Holly:where is the Philippines? Me: OMG GOLOOK IT UP!!! Holly: I can't believe you are phillipino you look Asian... Me: phillipino is Asian...... Holly:OMG REALLY?! Me:*facepalm*

[sceneprincess117]

my dad: oh man this is sooo hard

Me: thats what mom said last night :D

my dad: whats that supposed to mean????

me: nvm *facepalms*

my dad: whats a "nvm"?

me: *facepalms*

my mom: honny why are you hitting yourself?

me:FML!

both parents: whats that mean?

me: im leaving!!!!! -_-

[isuke1382]

in algebra today

teacher: whats four plus four?

guy: 64!!!!

me: pinche meko

another guy: what a noob

girl: dumbass

teacher: *facepalm*

[isuke1382]

i facepalmmed that last face palm :D

[bluestarocks]

Girl: heyy babyyyy u look asian r u?

Me: ummm......

Girl: omg u r so awesome!

Me: ur soo dumb im american

Girl: nooo ur Asian

Me: -facepalm-

Girl: see i knew it!

Me-walks away-

btw im a chicka xD

[KRobotic]

Guy: hey what's your race?

Me: African American and Japanese.

Guy: You look black.

Me: I'm not that dark.

Guy: and you don't even have the eyes

Me: you think I don't know that! -facepalm-

Guy: Well...

Me: -walks away-

[vaizel22]

" hey, arent you asian? "

"im vietnamese. "

" oh i thought you were asian.. "

People these days are stupid as fuck.

[blazingangel908]

@vaizel22 You can't blame them for not knowing about people that aren't black or white

[RaymondLovesFire]

@vaizel22 im chinese. when people ask me if im chinese or asian. i reply with, "Im black"

[1AsianBoii]

Friend : Ohhh ur Mexican!!

Me: No im Filipino

Friend : oh i thot u wer about to say u wer Asian.

Me : Filipino IS Asian.

Friend : I thot Filipino was Pacific Islander,

Me : FACEPALM!

[Chocooclatee]

@1AsianBoii Actually Fiipino is Pacific Islanders, Im Filipino ALSO but I like to call myself Asian

[xRitaritaa]

I was talking to a friend and she was all like " whoah you're Filipino? i thought you were asian x'D" Me: you idiot -_-'' *facepalm*

[bluebranglith]

guy: hi im from Missasagua

girl: oh cool i have family down there, how is the flooding doing

guy: no Missasagua, Canada

girl: missouri isnt in Canada, you jerk

[fashionforeverness]

could not speak at my heath class forget the word

um "facepalm"

[MadeInMaDrid27]

two year anniversary of this video! :D

[coolgirls909]

some dude in elementary told me "my mom told me that im going to montreal!!"

...altough, he lived in it already..so when i told him "...you reside in montreal.."

and...the face palm was born.

[911tiki]

Me: Good job you just got yourself lunch detention.

Friend: I'm gonna' go sulk in the corner of the circle.

Me: ... *Facepalm*

[Lovegirlteneille]

friend:i got in trouble

me: why

friend:i dont know

me:then why r u in trouble

friend: dumbass i just said i dont know

me:mrs.shoemaker why is my friend in trouble

msr.shoemaker:cause stole the teacher phone

me: told you stop doing that *faceplam*

friend: i know that

[lpplayer2011]

giving my pikachu a thunder stone :)

[koccke8899]

i..i.....i dont know wha 2 say.

im speechless

[MrJacobbbo]

Funky Hairdo.  (¬¬)

[NikkkiBr00tal]

At Taco Bell

Friend: I want a baga!

Us:Its Baja

Friend: I dont speak mexican!

Us: No one speaks mexican!

Friend: Mexicans speak Mexican?!

Us: No,mexicans speak spanish!!

*Face-Palm*

[KingzofSlayers]

1 2 7 canadian says im a rasist uhh....

[Reeztify]

Friend: Dude?

Me: What?

Friend: Are you sleeping?

Me: *Facepalm* ...

[Mee551able]

Mm.

[SA0is0not0Special0A]

Guy on TV: I am a rock star! I've been a rock star for 18 years now!

Girl on TV: How old are you?

Guy: I'm 16!

Me: *facepalm*

[EmoRoshelle]

ME:are you ok

MATE:yeah(starts to laugh)

ME:are you stoned

MATE:(starts to laugh laugh louder)YES hahaha

ME:FUCK YOU CUNT *facepalm* fucking holdouts dont you no how to share

MATE:buzz kill

[XxXSEPIOXxX]

7 = facepalm

[aliceamber295]

sister -is oprah black !?!

me-FACEPALM

[booklover1425]

"Aiman right here, yeah she's 11" "IM TWELVE!!!!! Oh wait.......no I'm thirteen!"

[konatakun123]

u love pokemon dnt u lol

[NightShade218]

When a friend makes a crude and sexually joke.

[jambonlemon]

wet hands and laptop charger don't mix

FACEPALM

[AusFilmProductions]

Justin Bieber

FACEPALM!

[bendercat767609]

Very simply:

Friend: ok. Damn why do I always feel so horny. Like every day for the past three weeks I've felt this way. Sorry if thats to much info.

Me: *facepalm* Noo.....no not at all =_=

[Darkdarren12]

Me: *minding my on bussiness* *desk randomly falls* typical, freaking perfect teacher: Charles watch your language Me: *Facepalm*

[Em0KiTT1]

Its sad that a TON of people dont know that Asian includes ALL countries in Asia.

FACEPALM.

Me: I'm the greatest Asian EVAR.

Friend: I thought you were Lao/Thai ?

Me: THAT IS ASIAN.

FACEPALMMM.

[ndpatd]

(my friend talking to his younger sister)

"Your life . . . Is just just a facepalm!"

[chippylover]

At first i thought he said rapist so...

"Everyone says i'm a rapist technically i'm not a rapist because i hate all rapist equally. Therefore i'm not a rapist"

it didn't make sense at first

[onehalfsoul]

In science*

Me: Okay so first female astronaut in space...

Best friend: Oh I.. I think.. I think it was Betty White!

*facepalm*

[Legsy50]

Great shit man. Korasian cool

Facepalm --- Explained respectfully to my friends Dad my sister was having her 21st birthday. The GSOH Dad's reply. "oh thats nice how old is she? ' O o h shit = FACEPALM FACEPALM !!

[MapleRamen7]

Friend: I can tell what you had for breakfast by smelling your hand.

Me: Okay...(lets friend smell my hand)

Friend: You had...bagels with butter.

Me: No...

Friend: I'm serious. Your hand smells like bagels. Smell it.

Me: Okay...(smells my hand)

Friend: (smacks my hand)

FACEPALM

[kietmadness]

Friend:Hey u wanna hang out in a bar

Me:.............. im not 18 and over

Friend:Who cares we wont get caught anyways

Me:Your so stupid

Friend:No actually the cauricialan is of the 8th hour of the 5374 day of the represented time end space BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH Etc.

Me:Ugh Not again

*FACEPALM*

[BabyDoll1343]

Did you know MUK backwards is *UM

xD

[qaz474]

@BabyDoll1343 Kum isn't a word ... it's CUM! *facepalm*

[vikneo88]

daaaaamn you are horrible!!!!!!! D:

[karatekid264]

Me:Today is my birthday xD

Friend:Hey whens your birthday uhhuhuwhat?

FACEPALM TO THE MAX

[puppyloverforever1]

i don't do faceplam because i wear glasses so that would hurt ....

when i do its to my forehead so it won't hurt

[msaweomeness]

bff:*gives note* i cant belive ur goin out with stephen

me:*reads note* !!!teacher sees the note then reads he note!!!!!

TEACHER: Tracie i need to talk to u

me:*facepalm*

[supereyre1997]

justin bieber: when did people think i am a fag

me: *facepalm*

[LOLitsmilly]

When people ask me "Can I borrow a piece of paper".

[PercyvsIggy]

Friend: My brother and I were born sixteen months apart. Say, I wonder how old I was when he was born.

Me: *facepalm* Try sixteen months.

Friend: Oh yeah...

Me: *facepalm*

[morgano93]

The fact that I've spent five minutes trying to think of a face palm that's happened to me deserves a face palm in itself because being blonde I experience face palms on a daily basis...

[SoffanGumman]

@morgano93 Don't worry. Happens to me too, maybe because I'm blonde as well o_O<3

[pablohahjrocker]

me: hey!! what is the date of the fourth of july this year??

grandma: o.o waahh *facepalm*

-later-

me: omg!! did you know the fourth of the july is on the 4th!!... of JULY!!

friend: >-> wtf?! *facepalm* shut up

~_~ that day was filled with my own pwnage

[BboyRamen698]

And Muk backwards is...

[PhiTrnh]

so dat means dat ur sexes to racist 0.0

[thesoccergirl30]

you have k-pop in your tags.....................your now more awesome

i deserve a face palm, becuase i didn't know the ekans and arboc thing either, and i've known pokemion since i was 5 -_-

i have had so many moments like this it's kinda sad

[bluejeanprincess101]

when people don't get anything !!!! i or other people say it's very annoying!!

[Hedu007]

*kinda*Friend:Hey Heikki you're really tall

Me:Well im not that tall you are pretty shor *im 185cm*

*kinda*Friend: Ye but thats tall to me

Me:Ofc its tall to you..even that guy that is like 20cm shorter than me is tall to you

*kinda*Friend:No he's not,TALL is more than 35cm taller than i am to me!

Me:what the fuck?then there is not many (Tall) people here to you then

*Kinda*friend:thats why im friends with Lassi that is friend of yours so im safe from guys in alleys(Facepalm)shes a girl

[kyuubifred]

AND YOU KNOW WHAT...no i guess you dont..

but ok

on msn:

friend: oh haha lol i whas searching my phone, while it was in my pocket the whole time :D

me: *facepalm*

[JayPin9]

Dad: "Look your going to have to be able to swim in the pool by yourself sooner or later."

Sister: "But a sharl will get me!"

Dad: "But you were just at Moreton ISland and you were swimming by yourself all the time."

Sister: "Yeah but no sharks would get me there."

She claims shes watched Jaws

[YuukiTakaya]

French kids came to my school and a 10 year old one walked up to me... and said "There are a lot of Japanese people here! Hey you Japanese... Do you like sushi? I love the sushi!" ...There were no japanese people in my class....and im korean... *FACE PALM*

[The9mmAK47]

*Facebook*

___ is in a relationship with ___ 10 minutes ago

___ is single ___ 25 minutes ago

___ is in a relationship with ___ 34 minutes ago

___ is single

___ is in a relationship with ___ and it's complicated 1 hour ago

Me: *facepalm*

[XtQfH]

fag

[SoffanGumman]

Me: And so we were like...

*three of my friends leave the table (one friend stays with me) in the middle of our conversation*

Me: *continues what I was saying* ... And why is it that people always leave me in the middle of conversations, am I doing something wrong? Gosh... Maybe I'm just hard to listen to. At least I have you, thanks for listening to me, you're a true friend! :D<3

Friend: Oh, sorry! Did you say something? :3

*FACEPALM*

[KHRaddict]

I don't.

Cuz I actually facepalm ^^

[wogpak]

Discussing places we wanna go for the summer

Friend: I'v always wanted to got to Barbados in Spain.

Me: Barbados is in the Caribbean Islands

Friend:Wheres that?

Me: Near Jamaica

Friend: Ohh yea in Africa

Me:No you dumb ass near Mexico

Friend: Isn't Mexico a Planet?

*FACE PALM*

[scateice101]

@wogpak

Are you in the 3rd grade? Seriously, what scenario would a person actually be that ignorant? Your scenario is just retarded.

[wogpak]

@scateice101 lol Mrs.Technical, rage quit.

[NipponKooyama]

WHEN U SAY "FACEPALM" U SOUND SO SEXY!!

And now i have to facepalm myself coz u sound sexy all the time

[ForeverAcinom]

I read a comment on YouTube. This one guy looked at the statistics for the video and said this:

"This video is most popular in the U.S. and a small strip of land in west Canada lolwut"

*facepalm*

[3daysgracegirl4ever]

woah, your hair is so cool, i wanna touch ur hair xD

[KeybladeXJah]

146 dislikes .. *FACE PALM*

[panicnow530]

i love the big thing of lotion in the background

[TheMrXPanda]

Me: Hey dude what did you do last night?

Dude: Nothing much I just played on my ps3

Random fuck-tard: I LOVE HALO!

Me + Dude: *Facepalm* + THE AWKWARD MOMENT

[superAZNize]

@Runway95isbac yeah that sounds like a pokemon attack ummm forcepalm

[superAZNize]

abra kadabra alakazam

[Runway95isbac]

@superAZNize *facepalm*

[8bitfalcon]

ekans and arbok are snake and kobra backwards THEN WAT THE HELL IS MUK

[iLuvChuux3]

Talking to asian friend

Me: Hey do you read mangas?

Friend: What are those? (He is holding one right in his hand)

Me: -facepalm- Do you watch anime?

Friend: Don't you mean anime? (He pronounced it ANNIE-ME)

Me: Sometimes I even wonder if you're really asian -double facepalm-

[jeehwi]

when kimarievy told me she hasnt seen the dark god damn knight....

[Kimarievy]

when my boyfriend tries to act cool.

[TheGoodSheppard23664]

random classmate: wait, how do gay guys have sex?

me:... *explains*

random classmate: oh, so how do gay girls have sex?

me: *facepalms*

[SkittlesImaEatYewe]

Me: (insert name here) PUT MY FROGGY BACK ON MY KEYCHAIN! *throws it at friend*

Friend: *misses*

Frog: *falls down 3 floors*

Everyone: *Facepalm*

[TheRawrCakez]

Mom:"(Insert Name here) DO YOU KNOW WHERE MY GLASSES ARE."

Dad:"June, You have all Three of your pairs on your Head."

Me: *Facepalm*

[MariaThuyTien1]

My teacher asked: Why do we call it 'The Cold War'?

A guy in my class: Because the war took place in the winter

Everybody except the guy: *face palm*

[ghostcao]

sister zooming in on iphone

me: why are yu double tapping it to zoom in? o_o

sister: that's the only way...? o_o''

me: YU FREAKING NUMBSKULL. *shows the pinching technique*

sister: OMG. AWESOME. THANKS. ^____^

me: *facepalm*

[Axelmaster8]

Brother :Wats an anniversary

Me: Idk but my wife says i forget it alot

Wife: FACEPALM

[Schooldays248]

Well, I had just finished the milk off so I was going to put it outside in the blue bin, mind you this was like ten past seven in the morning so i was quite tired, anyways, I went to the door and it wouldn't open so I said, 'mom, the door's stuck' my mom said, 'no i think your dad locked it' then i said, 'oh.. right *grabs for hey*' FACEPALM!!

[DeathAngel7000]

so im white and a girl (no face palm yet) and i was walking home with my black guy friend, after going to the store, and he was trying to shove a candy bar in my mouth (thats wat she said)

friend: dont make me shove this down ur throat (again thats wat she said)

me: dont wrry i'll gag on it on

friend : (FACE PALM)

then after that he began hitting himself on this guys fence lol

[Wukzz]

gay shit

[lenkagamine02of2]

mom: HOLY SHIT IM BLIND! -faceing wall-

me: .....mom turn around...

mom: ...NEVERMIND.

me: -facepalm-

[NalaLovesCookies]

*MSN*

Friend: So, where's this guy from?

Me: Singapore.

Friend: Where's that?

Me: Asia.

Friend: I meant which country?

Me: *Facepalm*

[loganmckoin]

when i was way younger my friend telling me he fucked a girls dis was me......FACE PALM!!

[thatonedude720]

Jewish people.

-facepalm-

JK :3

[duhasiananime]

i asked my cousin "are you Asian" and he is one but he said no and i was like LOL *facepalm*

[mariza18]

Friend: What kind of Asian are you?

Me: Filipino.

Friend: Wait. Filipinos aren't Asian!

Me: Wha-- If we're not asian, then what are we?

Friend: You're Pacific Islanders!

Me: . . . . *facepalm*

[AnimeMangaGirl4]

Idiot: Hey, what are you?

Me: Vietnamese. =]

Idiot: What?! I thought you were Asian!

Me: ....Vietnamese IS Asian! -_-

Idiot: No, Chinese is Asian!

Me: So is Vietnamese!

Idiot: NO, cuz China's in Asia!

Me: SO IS VIETNAM, DUMBASS! *Face palm*

[littlebigplanet456]

@AnimeMangaGirl4 yea just replace vietnamese with korean and thats wat happens every day

[AnimeMangaGirl4]

@littlebigplanet456 Some people are just so dumb... *face palm*

[misscookielolz]

Brother: hey look! I found a website with free cheat codes for black ops! Me: it's in german, asshole *faceplam* Lady: what type of dougnut do you want,little girl? Sister: doughnut flavor! Me:*facepalm* Friend:*talking to crush* Crush: so do you want to catch a movie sometime? Friend:*panics* Um... I-I-I have to waork at a chairaty this week! Crush: Which one? Friend:Uhhhh... The one... where....you take underprivaled koala's to lunch..? Me:*facepalm*

[AnimeLoverOfTheYear]

Friend: Cats are better than bunnies cause cats EAT bunnies!

Me: Oh yeah? Cats are scared of carrots, and Bunnies eat CARROTS.

Friend: Mmhmm. And, why are they scared of carrots...?

Me: BECAUSE CATS ARE VEGETARIANS, DUH.

*Facepalm*

[immaprincelle]

Lady: What pizza' flavour do you want?

Friend: Pizza !

Me: Facepalm

[Kethry789]

Sarah: Mexico isn't a part of America! Stupid! Me: technically, yes it is since it is a country in North America. If you were to say Canada isn't a part of America, same thing. Specificly, you would say Mexico isn't a part of the United States of America.

Sarah: Shut up was I talking to you?

Teacher: Kiana's right, Sarah's wrong, get over it. Neh neh neh neh neh! Neh!!

[artsynotes]

Me: Dude Asians ARE Japanese as well

Friend: NO! Only Chinese people are Asian

Me: DUDE JAPAN IS IN ASIA

Friend: How do you know?!

*facepalm*

[twilightbabe41]

Me:Brian's Laos

(retard):But I thought he was Asian

Me:Laos is Asian!!

(retard):But Asia is a different country

Me:No its NOT !! Its a continent!! Laos is in Asia

FACEPALM

[duhasiananime]

@twilightbabe41 Are you hmong? cause i am :D

[twilightbabe41]

When a girl in my class was asked "What planted do we live on?" she replied "Jupiter" MAJOR FACEPALM

Same girl goes to wax her eyebrows and puts the wax on her whole eyebrow and rips it off after seeing it took her whole eyebrows what does she do? Of course quickly rips the other one off. (she thought it would just thin her eyebrows) AGAIN FACEPALM

[Afraid0fGhosts]

My bro: one thousand four hundred and ninety five....

Me: wait....one..zero...? Can I just tell me in numbers?

*my bro facepalms*

[allsociallyawkward]

i went to london recently with a couple of friends, we happened to be there when christina aquilara and cher were doing the burlesque premier. me and my friends went to eat at garfunkyles instead of being at the premier and while we were eating one of them said "why are they doing the premier here? shouldn't they do it in london?!" ...none of us said a word, we just all looked at each other and then at her...*facepalm*

[JaxiXD210XD]

Me: I'm azn.

(retard): No, ur Filipino.

Me: Filipino IS azn.

(retard): No, Filipinos r Cajun.

Me: *ULTRA-SUPER-MEGA FAAAACEPAALM.

[boxheadz0]

(DAMN)Mexicans: R u AZN or CHINESE!!??

ME:Chinese r Azns

(fxing)Mexicans:NO they're different

ME: *Facepalm*,y do think china is in asia

(dumass)mexicans:...oh yeah huh

ME:*UGLY FACEPALM*

[theasaincookie101]

Guy: I just shot my dog because he ate my dog food Me: *facepalm*

[ZER0EVO]

Canada= FACEPLAM!

[steliozzfil]

My friend thought that there was a world war 3!!

[musicluvr9823]

My friend asked me if there was icecream flavored ice cream. =_= *facepalm*

[iMiiNie]

wow when my teacher said some really stupid shit like

Teacher:Oh golly it's snowing outside

Me:oh really we are blind now.

Teacher:But dontcha <3 snow?

Me:oh. my. fucking. god.(face palm!!)

[athenaxia]

IM CANADIAN =D

[Fanthommaster12]

You: Canada day is important and blabla bla facepalm uggh facepalm

Me: Facepalm.....wtf