Earthquake(The comedian) president

[mzcruz331]

Where's the white hat I bought u? U can't walk around the house in stealth mode lmmfaooo!!!

[MRLAGERO]

Funny ass shit!

[mrbestever54]

You a nut

[Wow67jt]

Were u at,here I is lol!!!!!!

[FuroraCeltica]

Michael Jordan watched this 10 times

[scarymary2k8]

10 Mexican's watched this clip

[KeyboardPacifist]

@scarymary2k8 ...... I'm not mexican or black, but I can see that he was clowning on lazy blacks as much as he was insinuating that mexicans were overachievers in laboring. In a different light - Earthquake is givin' em props as much as anything else.

[DonItaliano4Ever]

Saw him live at the Funny Bone in Hartford. Had me cryin', lol! My #1 comic, hands down.

[SheenaD26]

All time favorite comedian

[larryblanks]

Earthquake never seen your comedy before you're da shit funny as fuck loved it

[boldoake]

"here i is" where is that white hat i bought you.

[KingofJers24]

lmaooo hes 2 funny

[bbysiham]

stealth mode :D

[bbysiham]

:DDDD pimp in the white house :D

[bbysiham]

:DDDD lol 

[ThatGuyWhoSaysThings]

not trying to hate, but this just isnt funny to me

[WhyBeF]

@ThatGuyWhoSaysThings With your screen name I guess so...

[ThatGuyWhoSaysThings]

@WhyBeF how does ThatGuyWhoSaysThings apply to me just not thinking hes funny, much respect to earthquake, a lot of people love him i just personally dont laugh that often at his jokes

[WhyBeF]

@ThatGuyWhoSaysThings I was actually just kidding you. Your name sounds very "white" and Earthquake has a very "Black" style of humour that may go over some peoples heads. I don't mean that in an intellectual way but just as in they won't "get the jokes".

[ThatGuyWhoSaysThings]

@WhyBeF yeah i guess you're right

[EpicDarkHero]

white lady said there is something wrong with my tree that nigga was in the tree i said get yo ass down from that three WE'RE ROOFERS, roofers and suppose to be in no mothefucking tree and put them ORANGES UP ROOFERS DON'T SELL NO GODDAMN ORANGES THIS SOME BULLSHIT

[EpicDarkHero]

five people got another roof

[99661244]

type "short guy dunks" in the youtube search box to see a 5ft 5in guy dunking a 10ft hoop

[YunGKyRo1]

ROFL AT 7:17

[MsTEAMJACOB77]

@YunGKyRo1 LOL

[Kaotik74]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOO

[zzztem]

Wow -- never heard of him until today. Hysterical (and a great dancer!).

[islanddred1970]

omfg!!!! nigga off da chainz funny lmfao

[mwardia1]

ohh say say u e

[wasguan]

also hes like a comedy version of Cee lo green lol

[wasguan]

he sounds like bernie mac and funny as too

[dawildboy20000]

BIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN(in my earthquake voice)lol

[Hatinonthehaters]

"FIRST OF ALL... MA HUSSSBAANNDD, AND THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES!" BILL CLINTON JUST GOT UP. I SAID THAT N*GGA'S A PLAYER!."

LMFAO

[PLOpro1]

UNCLE MIKE !

[MickeyP19]

PUT THEM ORANGES UP!!

[AlastorDarkAngel]

Real comedy with great delivery

[vincyballer1]

Checkout the white lady in the audience @ 6:13.....little uncomfortable

[lalalala0bored]

@vincyballer1 hahah yeah it was funny that people felt to need to look at her then

[tmcdowell22]

we roofas ctfu

[xDStaticDx]

BIG MAN!!!!!!

[aliceinchains898]

fuck you nigga this all our daddy shit LMAO

[Mrpreshutchins]

Baby I need you to introduce me. LET THAT BITCH WHO WAS SUCKING YO D!CK INTRODUCE YOU!!! OMG Still ROFL.

[Awesomenizzleness]

im half black and half mexicans and i was crackin up like no other when he was talkin bout mexicans cus its true lol

and i crack up at the black jokes cus they true and i was crackin up at the white jokes....cus it was true lol

[jking943]

lol he's hilarious..  "deynlet my black ass go and hired another mexican lol"

[Preppster83]

You can't even afford to pay the car note.

[ITSantd0ggFOO]

I'm sorry I'm late but the first lady, that bitch be trippin!!

[UPLOADSBYG]

.EARTHQUAKE'S GOTTA BE TOP 10 ALL T!ME.

[egdums1]

Where u at ? .... Here I is

[magog1138]

@ 8:00 "I'm sorry I'm late, but the first lady? That bitch be trippin'!" LMAO!!!! XD

[MiamiKidDamian]

i cried like a bitch when they fire me lmao

[dcCaper]

400 million... It went up Tiger broke off 700 Millie

[IsaacsMedia]

6:30 is priceless. (The joke starts around 6:18)

[videolover61]

@IsaacsMedia

Right!!! The white woman at 6:28 said to her black boyfriend " The's not true...them jus jokes." LOLOLOL

[mlwebco]

That fool said how you gone compete with MJ, "you out there wearing his shoes, hanes briefs"... ha ha ha! ...straight hilarious.

[11skyy11]

If you dislike this video then you must not like to laugh seriously!

[mlwebco]

I'm in tears.....

[jackson7201]

@mlwebco Yeah i was too!!

[MellMell757]

lmao i like my bitch so black she look like a hole in the sheets!!!!hahahahaa

[TaRaah36]

@MellMell757

LMAO HAHAHAHAHA!!!! 

[FucWhyteRacists]

fuckin hilarious!!!!!!

[dreemaze]

That pizza hut bit was funny!

[RandoWarriorX]

earthquake da best comedian ever in my opinion

[lazyboii49]

we gotta playa in da white house lmao

[SmooviO]

Fuck you NIGGAH! THis all I daddy shaat...lmao!

[diamondheyward]

it realli funny

[MrCheetah727]

this one is hot i love earthquake!!!

[dtm876]

we gotta a pimp in the whitehouseee

stand up n**** STAND UP

pahhahaa

[sm77beast]

This guy is goooood!! I saw him like 4 years ago. golden!

[UHOEZ]

lmao

[sevenfoekaotik]

lmfaooooooooooooooooo look at 6:32 when he said the joke bout that white bitch and the black guy looked at his white bitch lol look at him

[murphy456]

Earffquake

[strauqq1]

LMAO!!!

[cpeezy02]

this man is a mutha freaking fool, st8 clowning

[jaybkilla]

LMAO!

[L2SB]

thats some funny shit!

[McLovin123ify]

" I got fierd for wearing other peoples shit thhsshshhs " LOL

[yourwronghereswhy22]

big man!!!!! can i atleast have my close man LOL!

[11skyy11]

We got a pimp in the white house!

[howlingsin]

we roofer !!!

[TEDDYBEAR76]

6:28 THAT LOOK WAS PRICELESS LOL

[GetYourSelfTogether]

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooll  He's Good!!!!!

[k5lta]

Earthquake is more underrated than Lavell Crawford they are awesome

[jr543266]

That nig Earthquake was on fire!!!

[Fe11a11]

That Michael Jordon shit is the truth...lol

[NegroXFile]

go figure, u think?

[montecarlomayne]

"you can't...walk around da house in stealth mode...fuck around and shoot yo ass" ahaha

[jehanerin]

'.... well i can help with the electric in this muthafucka... but bitch i only make 300.. i dont play basketball you might wanna call that n**** back if u want sumbody to pay all this shit!!'

I really luv earthquake! He talk that real shit and hav yo ass rollin' through his whole dam routine.

[62ndSSPanzerDivision]

the president lives in the white house, so if his wife gets a divorce, she owns half the freakin white house 0.o LAMO

[wyattboi17]

i love dis one loooooooooooool

[ajhersi]

LOOOOOOOOOL

marriage is like having cable with just one channel...bitch i love you but i wana see another movie shittt looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oool

[dpunero]

One of the best...

[555redeyes]

Everybody knows bill everybody knows!!!

[ganni93]

he's in pittsburgh tonight at the improv im goin he's a funny mofo

[wjordan5256]

What do these women really want from a brutha?! Somebody LET ME KNOW! LOL

[inocente106]

best 8 minutes of my life....

[princearoni]

let that bitch who was sucking your dick introduce you

[mrdjjames]

He is among the greats of all time!

[jendeh1000]

I want to see another movie, that's I smoke erb.

[RSCII]

One of the best black comedians out there. Period. His shows consistently deliver with great jokes and hilarity ensues. The Quake is talented no doubt.

[magog1138]

@RSCII I saw him live for my birthday. I haven't laughed that hard in my life! I bought his DVDs. He was a real chill dude.

[Zombbg4]

@RSCII What does skin color have to do with anything? It also implies that other races have better comedians. How about "One of the best comedians out there".

[FucWhyteRacists]

@Zombbg4 true dat, but I don't know if he was goin there. If he was he's crazy. this dude is def. fuckin' w/ ANYbody.

[sonicthekid249]

he is a b.a.d boy lmao

[rebanne1119]

lmao...look how happy i was when i took that ring off that bitch.

[isaacgourrier]

Hanes briefs N shit jordan calon in the cubby i like my women so black she look like a hole in the sheets hahahahahahahaahahhaahahahahah­aaahaahhahaahahahahahahahhahah­ahahahhahahahahaahahahah!!

[isaacgourrier]

You where this nigguah tenna shoes his boxers hanes lol ahhahahahhahah

[stevewhu]

funniest shit ive heard in years.

[rocketking25]

Dude is so damn funny. "That tiger didn't go crazy, that tiger went tiger!" lol

[howlingsin]

take a break ,,mutherfucker !!!!

[55vsd77]

you walk roun tha house in stealth mode lol where s tha white hat i bought you lmao

[nnoyz1]

lol! Earthquake is Nutts!

[MrHindustani123]

BITCHES...

[serrribral]

"We get paid by the hour, not by the roof, motherfucker." LOL!

[stevewhu]

''im like that nigga is a plaaaaaayer''

pmsl

[pneezyaz]

1:23 'We roofers, roofers aint supposed to be in no muthaf@#kin trees!!"

[princepelipuo]

hahahahahaha yeah MAN

[eatmealiveplease]

"look how happy i was, i aint smiled since i married that bitch"

[semdavidanger]

if a brotha with $400million can't keep a bitch a brotha with $400 ain't got a shot LOL he is definitly right

[mcoast]

think he said $100

[RSCII]

AMEN

[faithfulmonkey]

hahahaha go earthquake!!!

[hdaley]

shit funny as hell

[stevewhu]

hilarious.

:D

[PolarFourside]

Haha, he's so funny.

Nice vid, man.