Introducing Alfie Mullard

[sofakingdrunk66]

Shakespeare was he the geezer that Michael Caine played in the Italian Job?

[smde1]

The fact that you live in a city with 8 million people means that you ARE dumb -

In Isaiah 5:8 the bible - says "Woe to you who add house to house and field ro field until there is no room and you alone in the land." - that is a description of city. A woe !

Nice accent :)

[1401JSC]

"people fink we got no culture"

Is that a Dolce & Gabana T-Shirt?

Petrach got his name from the petro-chemical business!

{Is this humour?}

Deceased or decreased?

This guy really knows his poem. ;p

[TvFilmMedia]

Give this guy an oscar!

[Sdfsxd]

Jesus man, tweezers.

[usenetposts]

When did I ever say it was intention to stop being a male person?

[vaddoff]

Onslo!

[minigreg1989]

ha ha

the greatest eyebrows ever

i want you to shave them of lol.

[happinessbaby]

get your eye brows did.

[punkROCKprincess777]

nice

[speedycrimestarted]

ur a gay mate

fuk u and ur fukin mum

u son of a bitch

itz all bullshit what r u chting shiot 4

ur accent iz shit

itz not even form london

mate

u just made it up

go shag urself

u fukin wanker

[usenetposts]

Quiet, ratboy. What your drugged-up generation thinks is a London accent is not an English accent at all.

[samuelwong1]

London oi oi. rep norf west

[J03KAH]

haa nah its all about west

[Latenightmonkey]

sounds like kevin wicks of eastenders.

[sleuthcaine]

"...from Stratford which is part of South London...by a person called Shakespeare"

LOL Good sketch

Indeed Shakespeare was a randy old sod from the East End who wrote most of his plays in his local pub: "The Kebab & Whore", usually during several pints and the odd game of arrows with his mates. Sadly, the play "Up Yer Jaxi" which was mentioned in one of his diaries has yet to be discovered.

[usenetposts]

Tee hee!

[bitgood]

excellent accent. almost perfect if not for the way you pronounce your 'T's. very talented though!

[usenetposts]

Thanks. I've got him lined up to read Chaucer next, as another bit of London culture, but I keep being unable to find that vest.

[lordmoggy]

hahahaha girl fans ;p

[Ivanhoe2]

This is a very intelligent and sustained study of the London dialect. Having lived in London most of my life I know! I loved the little esoteric shafts of humour. A very Nice, and clever One !!

[usenetposts]

It's great to see this character getting rediscovered by you right now. Funnily enough, I had an idea of how to develop this character just last night. I only need to find where I put that vest, and I can go ahead and do it!

[Webstuhl]

my stomach aches....this was hilarious....

[usenetposts]

Glad people are still enjoying this one year on! I might bring this character back some time.

[chaoticdreams2005]

lol!

[wanchester]

He looks like a older version of Ed form Shuan of the Dead

[trishreid1]

i think this guy is mad sexyy. not as sexy as egoreeeeeeeee.. My sexxxxxxy love

[trishreid1]

AMERICA LIKES HARRY BALLS

[AthanYoung]

I want an English accent! I NEEED to get out of America.

[usenetposts]

Do they send people with English accents home after a while, then?

[thesupergirlcanrock]

lol

[djantipathy]

This was meant to be ironic, yes?

[usenetposts]

Oh yes.