Oasis - Wibbling Rivalry (with transcript 1/2)

[jane23croft]

Wtf means Eeyare!

[chuck8erry]

Transcript must of taken ages. i would have just put one big subtitle up saying "Incomprehensible mancunian utterings"

[madchestergirl]

i want liam & noel back together! such legends!

[multitudinal]

I am definitely on Noels side on this one

[jedixo]

reminds me of my brother an myself :D

[aa428507]

Like my brother and me.

[MultiLoveMetal]

Haha, I love how Noel says ''Eeyare'' ;)

[clearlyasexyboy]

"Oasis right, We're not a bunch of Boxers." Just fucking funny.

[dirtysmalltowngirls]

noel retires to the toilet.

[lawrencemcneela]

Liam was right though. When they started out (and we were much younger then!) we loved them because they were rock n roll rebellion. Anyway, all these years later, there still hasn't been a band to touch them

[stevebruce13]

You can see Noel constantly puts Liam down I know Liam gives it back to Noel but he's generally provoked funny as fuck listening to it. Long live noel long live liam and long live oasis . LIVE FOREVER

[ManilaSyndicate]

( lol ) You can hear Noel's frustration. He's clearly the elder brother. He dominated the argument and Liam sounded scared while trying to get his words through.

[NottinghamForest22]

"shut up you dick" loll

[reverb478]

These were the good ole days for the band. And this was the last real "rock n roll" band and that's thanks to LIAM!

[EaRlHiCk1]

Hahahaha!! :) I love these two!

"shut up you dick!"

"Shut the fuck up!"

Liam is just sat in the background laughing.

[CristianoEduardo07]

8.45 it's funny the way noel says ''our band it's about... tunes'' with style

[maxihadda]

I just love their interviews together, absolute class. The 1997 Radio 1 interview is brilliant, they are either pished or on coke.

[avfcoasis]

i can only imagine how tough it must be for an american to keep up with the argument. even with transcript. "shut up you dick!" best line ever.

[candysmells]

that's soo funny ... shut up you di*k ;D

[possumGFX]

what actually does "eeyare!" mean?

[angelbuni]

@possumGFX it means to get the attention of someone. In Noels example it means "listen"

[Ollieisaprincess]

this is fucking hilarious!

[shornography]

derek and clive: rockstars

[myboomstick]

if i didn't know better i would've thought these two were a product of incest.

[van1980]

@myboomstick What contribution have you made to the planet, kiddy?

[myboomstick]

@van1980 aww did i break your little oasis loving heart? poor diddums...

[van1980]

@myboomstick Can't find your spacebar, troll? Why don't you go look for your missing father on facebook, divorce baby.

[myboomstick]

@van1980 lawls that comment made no sense whatsoever - even less than anything the gallaghers were babbling about in this video. keep it up little girl, it amuses me ;)

[van1980]

@myboomstick Stick to /b/, bumbling nancy. You're trolling for the attention your parents never gave you. You have no value.

[myboomstick]

@van1980 bwahahahahaa!!! yeah that's it - cry more little girl, here have a kleenex ya dribbler :D

[157nnfgyu90lybf]

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck no no no no no no no no yes yes yes yes yes yes yes prick

[shaolin1802]

Transcript doesnt do the interview justice, ahh how i love having northern family

[BEGraduate]

that's alot verbal diarrhea.

[danieltilling]

that was your quote you dick

[nhadz16]

this interview made my day...HAHAHAHAHA...so hilarious! "shut the fook up"!

[Glozboy22]

I've been searching high and low for this since 2001. Hilarious!

[mariiwhat]

@Glozboy22 it's been on itunes.

[deavenbeckham]

"let the guy talk."

"fuck off" lol

[deavenbeckham]

watching sibling fights is the most awkward/funny thing in the world

[gruntsbaneook]

I can imagine the interviewer cowering behind the couch, wondering when it'll end...

[oasis4ever92]

"shut up yer dick!"

[fourgee0]

hahahahah "go support West Ham" !? because he likes Man City. ahahahah

[everyavenuefan22]

@HPfan75  i have always thought about that too!

[candycoatedsandman]

Scouse Schlepper!

[bernlin2000]

Proud of getting thrown off ferries Liam? That's proof positive that he's the fucker that broke up Oasis...what a douchebag.

[theone456]

liam is an idoit or was., maybe still is?

[NeilFraudstrong]

You know what would be awesome? If Liam and Noel just made the entire feud up for media attention and were actually very close in real life.

[bernlin2000]

@NeilFraudstrong Yes...the breakup was a media stunt! Lol...whatever

[WhenWorldsCollide91]

@NeilFraudstrong You know what's even more awesome? If you and me really seem to be the only two people in the world to come up with this thought. It's been in my head for years actually.

[MrRandleini01]

This is so good I downloaded it from Itunes. HAHA classic Gallaghers

[phil946]

this could have been in spinal tap lmao

[bleep77]

BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, IT'S BULLSHIT!

The talk about "gettin' thrown off ferries" cracks me up all the time!!!

"Music, music, music, music!!"

"Shut up, you dick!"

LOL

Liam and Noel: LEGENDS!

[WhenWorldsCollide91]

Eeyare!

[JubeProductions]

COCAINE! it's a hell of a drug.

this is what it's like to be trapped in a room with coked up coke heads. no one can get a word in and nothing they say makes any sense. sounds like they have about an 8-ball each up their snozs.

[corebare]

Every year on my birthday I make one wish: To bump into Liam Gallagher in a dark alley with no witnesses. sigh.... Just thinking about it makes me smile. I'd beat him until his freaking uno-brow would fall off.

[defmax29]

Noel you're not god, stfu and wind yer neck in, n ffs stop repeating the same word and forcing utter shite down liams mouth

music music music der ferries. only I am rock n roll so shut up

[jade66876]

Noel just repeats words like right and music until liam actually gets confused and agrees with him, haha really funny

[RussellThePumpkin]

The Gallagher brothers think they are hard-ass and superstars, but they actually just embarrass themselves whenever they try to start a fight with another band.

[Tuluc]

Oasis would be nothing without Noel... Liam should've just shut his mouth and sang the songs his brother wrote for him.

Though "Songbird" is beautiful.

[1in6win]

Noel is right on. Liam needs to grow up. I love their music, but rock n roll isn't suppose to be about the bulllshit that Liam is trying to say it is.

[mariliagpc]

omg this is so funny

[Kinapuffar8]

right

[gem24in24i]

i would like to timetravel and end up inside the gallaghers home, especially during those times when liam's antagonizing noel in their room... :))

[DarlaGurlxxx]

this is classic. =] I kind of feel sorry for Liam though, and i get what Noel saying but i kind of agree with Liam sometimes. i personally think Rock n Roll is about the music AND the image man. or am i just a deluded fucker? lol still im 16 xxx

[ThisIsAMan1]

"Rock'N'roll is about music.

It's not about you. It's not me.

It's not about Oasis. It's about the songs"

I really like this quote. Noel is a lot better musician as Liam

[1878EFC2008]

Liam is 100% top lad &Noel, tbh, is a cunt.

He wrote good songs but w/out Liams voice, looks & attitude oasis wouldnt have been as successful as someone like Supergrass or Pulp.

What Liam says at 8.45 is spot on and the source of all the tension.

Noel sees Liam as a thick cunt and can't wait to get his snidey little digs in, pretty much every single interview he's given he'll make some snide dig at Liam's supposed lack of intelligence.

And for what it's worth Liam owns Noel in this interview.

[tibbsyboy]

Around about 7 mins when we say's i went to get a paper the sound fades and you can't hear it, does anybody know what he says??

[chrisitl]

He's fuckin nother fuckin.

Shut up, you dick.

haha ahhh

[kizzenzwaaah]

'that was your quote you prick'

[yahhhtrickyah]

id like to point out that they shared a room with eachother when they were kids... imagine ssleeping in there

[davidengland05]

Do you know John Lennon? Yeah, i do.

[dicknailed]

No it weren't!

Love that.

and the way Noel say's ferries

[Fender150fr]

right

[jnb432]

Oh! What a classic interview from both of the Gallaghers

[powdogpower]

Noel comes out with some classics in this one:)

[peekaboosmom]

Oh my God! I nearly peed listening to this. I LOVE when Noel antagonized his brother. It reminds me of my sister and how easily she can get a rise out of me!

[HardFang14]

Liam actually doesn't sound so uneducated here.

[GAL1817]

@HardFang14 that's right. he doesn't. and people here are all forgeting he was just fucking 21 at the time... what would all of them have said if they were a 21 year old half trashed fucking rock star?

maybe liam did'nt get it all right, but noel was just being all pretentious and stuck up instead of being mature. besides, he seemed kind of jealous to me.

[Cradelikz]

It's like me and my brother sitting together with cokes and talking about everything HAHAHA!!

[reverb478]

I've always wanted this. Now I can actually tell what they're saying. thanks

[1993ChelseaFC]

im left in amsterdam with me dick out like a fuckin spare prick at a wedding.

CLASSIC

[Furhood1982]

actually i like when Noel and Liam were getting drunk and having an argument with eachother in public...thats brotherly love.....rather than right now they just dont talk to eachother like they are not brothers anymore, not part of their lives....

[dannylherisson]

reminds me exactly of my brother and I

[brixtonbilly]

Northern Monkeys.

[BlitzkreigYYZ]

Can you imagine these two at thanksgiving?

[TobiasJacobMoore]

@BlitzkreigYYZ No, they are English.

[AkyovNorthWest]

@TobiasJacobMoore took the words right out my mouth. 'thanksgiving' my arse

[Eirinn967]

@BlitzkreigYYZ we dont have thanksgiving in the UK

[BlitzkreigYYZ]

@Eirinn967 I'm aware, I was referring to those of us in the US.

[TSbcfc1]

@BlitzkreigYYZ you yanks think America is the entire world aha! don't forget there's other countries in this world! such as ENGLAND.

[BlitzkreigYYZ]

@TSbcfc1 I'm well aware of that. I simply said to imagine these two at thanksgiving. I never said once that America is the entire world. If that was true, I didn't leave America when I went to London OR when I went to Ireland.

[Madferitleeds]

@BlitzkreigYYZ

Thanksgiving? Doubt they would celebrate that shite

[SimonB198207]

@BlitzkreigYYZ you could've easily said, "Can you imagine these two at Christmas?"

[BlitzkreigYYZ]

@SimonB198207 For fuck's sake, the point is that these two would ruin a family gathering, not that they would specifically ruin Thanksgiving. Sheesh.

[SimonB198207]

@BlitzkreigYYZ yeah, i know : )

[BlitzkreigYYZ]

@SimonB198207 Looking back on this, I now feel like an idiot for arguing on the internet.

[SimonB198207]

@BlitzkreigYYZ ah don't feel like that, it's all fine.

Peace

[snazzzable]

lmao :D.

[marcovaldesm]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! (04:59) jaja

[MrRandleini01]

this is just the best interview ive ever heard lol

[JoshMufc101]

lol whats a slcheper

[GuitarShad0w]

hahahahahahahahah !  Lol !

This is f*cking hilarious !

<3 Oasis

[TheMrbollox]

lol classic

love oasis

[foolsonparade100]

they made one album lol so true

[tcruzale]

what does "to get a clip off" mean?

[jamesAred407]

get slapped punched or whatever, but its just a general term for being punished

[123whalley123]

@tcruzale like "clip around the ears". Not to hurt the persons really, just to let em no your really pissed. Only from parents tho.

[Omalskie]

they were doomed from the start

[BEGraduate]

if it wasn't for the transcript i'd have no idea of what the fuck they were talkin bout

[JackBandicootsBunker]

@BEGraduate same here. :p

[hi262779]

@BEGraduate Why? Is English not your first language?

[BEGraduate]

@hi262779 No, just really thick accents.

[championynwa]

aye, FINALLY... i was searching for this for a loooong time.

[ryankilla99]

i really wanna no what noel says to liam at around 3:00 after he says you can shove that thousand pounds up your arse. cus it was missed on on the text

anyone got any ideas?

[ganstahfosho]

@ryankilla99 "You bought me my fucking couch"

That's what I hear, though it makes little sense to me.

[tomppawalker]

@ryankilla99

ye it says till comes out of your fucking big toe , and it is in the text :)

[ChristenGrehl]

Such a classic fucking interview! It's too bad they so rarely did interviews together. I suppose, however, this an example as to why. Such an ace line when Liam says "You're only gutted coz you was in bed fuckin' reading your fuckin' books."

[dyingemotion]

what does eeyare mean?

[dyingemotion]

oh i see, it was so obvious

thanks

[ryankilla99]

its a scouse way of sayin here you are :P

[Glesgabred]

eeyare....... Literal translation meaning - here you are.  ,Context meaning - "OK then. What about this"". Or Listen to me."

[GoOSe23666]

this is funny

[PerhapsMaybe]

It's these lot, not this lad.

Classic interview.

[timebomb1981]

best interview from these two i've ever fucking heard!

[joe90]

shut up you dick! hahahaha

[indyjones45]

if you ask me, i think Noel keeps egging Liam on. Liam is just trying to end it, Noel just keeps pushing it. XD

Sibling Rivalry, pure genius

[frankophille]

Legends both of them.

[Jimstaaaaa]

i love these two,

Born genius'

[ThePieIsLie]

God. Liam is such a overgrown child.

[NicknameAvailable]

@ThePieIsLie he was 21

[Firstserger]

@ThePieIsLie to his defense he was like 19 or something in this video, but you're kinda right.

[PerfectEight]

@ThePieIsLie They both are.

[mansell863]

scouse schlepper :')

[wadi0head]

hahahaha someone shouldve broke in with a joke.

[Forestgravy]

Liam says he's proud of being thrown of ferries and being violent freely. Liam says he's not up for being seen as bad lads, and that he's not a hooligan. What kind of mind does the man have? Screws have come loose there unquestionably. Can't blame Noel for leaving really can you.

[snappycruise]

he was 21 , that attitude is normal; he didn't have the BEST of education, in case you didn't know

[Beatleslover8033]

Damn.........

[pixiefuck]

liam was such an ass.

yes, he did help noel keep the band going..

but now that they are broken up, i think it is liams

fault for not taking music seriously

[snappycruise]

at the time yes

[Omalskie]

liam voice made oasis. definatly maybe was there best album cos noels bitchy voice wasnt init

[abrady83]

thats fucking bullshit you prick! noel made made oasis because he was fucking guinius!! liam wouldnt of had songs to sing on def. maybe if it wasnt for the god..noel!

[anikin69]

hahah you fucking gay fuck...wihout noel there is no oasis and no fucking pussy liam for that matter.....songs are what makes bands...not a fucking singer

[ProjectMATHEW]

thank you

[MisterDanceMachine]

Christ Liam is a fuckin' idiot. I think Oasis might've been an almost likeable band if it weren't for him.

[GodofTheForge]

if it wasn´t for their un-fucking-bearable attitude, they would have been an excellent band

it is not just Liam´s fault, you know

[MisterDanceMachine]

True enough .. but I think if I had to pick one of them as being worse it'd be Liam.

Noel at least has his humble moments where he acknowledges that he isn't a God of music. (See the Who's Amazing Journey DVD).

Liam thinks he's God.

[GodofTheForge]

good point

[rob5000x1]

LMAO! good stuff

[TellezSupertramp10]

shit! nice vid shows everything

[ThePieIsLie]

Lol. This proves how much of a dick Liam is. Not even Noel can keep him on a leash.

[EsaEsLaChica]

I think they are pretending to be angry.

[kurtcrowbain]

I think Noel takes his music very seriously, like all great songwriters do. And Liam never really has. If they weren't related to each other, Oasis wouldn't have lasted past 1996

[MoonwalkerWorshiper]

Ha, Liam is such an EGOMANIAC I don't get what problem he has with what Noel's freaking trying to say they get nowhere cuz Liam doesn't know where he's going

[nachotubea]

I wonder if the verbal fight in paris was like that...

[123neil074]

if that was them 15 years ago, imagine how bad the argument the other nite mustve been, bloody hell... love oasis but i'm suprised they lasted this long in all honesty.

[sarah2853]

me too. i guess over the years their relationship got into such shite that they stopped talking to each other.

[GameCrackerz]

lol, liam always was a cunt.

[abrady83]

ha ha great parrt is where liam says '' well i am la'' noel just goes mad lol

[KrossPoison1]

Hell yeah noel, this is why YOU are a legend and not liam! :D

[DaGrube94]

Liam is a bellend

[bthugz1977]

Looks like some things never change. Liam is a wanker. Good for Noel.

[Vredrocks]

hahaha there brothers of course there gunna fight! they fucking see each other to much, there sick of each other who wouldn't be? there broken up again and they'll be back again.... I love Noel's sex pistols comment to liam though.....They made one album

[audgeyp]

What is "summat"?

[OnionTerror2007]

slang for "something"

[brenjmills22]

It means "something that"... as in "it's not summat that i'm proud of" = "it's not something that i'm proud of". I think it's their northern accents...

[audgeyp]

Thanks. Yeah, must be their northern accents-Sheffield? Well, I'm glad they had the transcripts otherwise I wouldn't have understood a damn thing they were saying!

[brenjmills22]

No worries...

No, not Sheffield... The Gallaghers are from Manchester.

[thewhodunnit]

plus ça change

[rhythmvato]

I'm inspired to adapt this interview to stage.

[andyxkaragiozi]

no it were'nt