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  • found a much shittier bike in Brooklyn....its been there for months.... time to make my claim!

  • I hollow out bibles to store my weed.

  • what is property

  • I could watch your videos all day and not be bored!

  • what a stupid video. If it's not your's keep your mitts off it.

  • how dare you write on the holy bible u stupid ignorant person u should never write on the bible...... i cant believe u, u idiot

  • @XxWalkThisWayxX Is it okay if I use it to wipe my ass then?

  • HOW DARE YOU WRITE ON THE HOLY BIBLE! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOU'RE SELF!!!

  • @TheMattDLG Imagine me being incredibly upset if you wrote on any book that promotes atheism, like the "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins. Sounds crazy?

    Yeah, that's how you look now.

  • @berryhill88 If it's something people hold in high regard, then yeah, they can be offended all they want? Millions and millions of people are Christians.

    Anyway, nice video :o I don't know why you'd want to steal old grungy bikes though @_@;

  • @TheMattDLG Overreaction much? It's just a book.

  • Does anyone know the video at the beginning?

  • @RanDomeProductions1 its called dont steal bikes bro, just search it here on youtube

  • How do you know that this bike hadn't just been in a crash and was just waiting for a new wheel?

  • 52 people are fundamentalists

  • some moron decided he and his friend would try to steal my bike in front of me in broad daylight. obviously i went up to them and said "um thats my bike, where do you think you're going with it" at which point they both did a runner, hopefully they wont be any time soon. side note, i bought the lock (that they cut through in seconds) literally the day before

  • the wheel of that bike is bent

  • 0:09 ashton kutcher!!

  • Cool penmanship

  • I really wish that second guy would have said "pop him."

  • So that's why he's not a partner.

  • So there's bikes out there that people just forget about?

  • I feel sorry about the chain lock.

  • what is the link to the fight vid?

  • THAT WAS MY BIKE I JUST BANGED IT UP A LITTLE!!

  • I just stole a girl's Ross. Dry chain, bent front tire and fork, dry rotted back tire, gears are fucked. I think it was OK! :-)

  • so how come he knew that was nobodys bike compared with the other ones.

  • 2:12 ... what i would do

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  • i found you when your bike got stolen /watch?v=0ochRPYaTlc

  • 2:20 - Should get fined for not being in the bike lane...

  • yeah makes sense, steal the bike with the $100 NYC Kryptonite lock on it, yeah nobody wants that one

  • yeah makes sense, steal the bike with the $100 NYC Kryptonite lock on it, yeah nobody wants that one

  • what if a bike doesn't have a lock/ or isn't chained up :o?

  • @swifttiga If the gears are good, and it doesn't look like total shit, it's probably a safe bet that you shouldn't steal it.

  • lol little big planet music

  • .....keep the bike stealing to us Mexicans and blacks plz

  • Only one problem, thats a womens bike.

  • awesome video guy! camerawork and everything good jorberoo

  • anybody with me would like to beat the fuck out of the guys in the beginning ?!

  • Yep, the bike he stole was probably a favor for that area the bike was sitting at. It was basically rotting metal at that point. The Rims were bent to shit, fixing that alone is worth more than the bike itself. Fuck it, at that point.

  • It bothers me how you wrote "its" instead of "it's" at 6:13

  • 'on a scale of shit to good'=best line ever :)

  • Sorry it is never okay to steal any bike.  Buy one instead!

  • Well, I see what you're saying, but your argument is illegitimate. You don't/can't know the circumstances as to why it was still there. It's owner could have been unable to move it for any number of reasons. Of course not only have you committed theft of the bicycle, you've also committed criminal damage by cutting the chain.

    The owner paid money for both the lock and the cycle, how they choose to treat them is up to them. You permanently deprived them of both, and that's never cool.

  • If it's locked it's probably because someone intended to keep it. Often Locked bike = somebodys bike, but there are exceptions ofc

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  • this uy makes really cool vids

  • i dont understand this theory of his here

  • On a scale of Shit to Good

    LMAO

  • 2:10 is that John Lajoie?

  • No, it's NEVER ok to steal a bike. Bikes don't just pop out of nowhere; somebody had to have bought it, and therefore owns it.  Whether they've abandoned it or just didn't take care of it, it's still not yours to take.

  • How do you know if its nobody's bike?

    THATS THE POINT

  • Hey that was my bike dude...I'm not even fucking joking

  • The lock on that bike cost more than the bike.

  • I LOVE YOUR WHITE MARKER

  • How about some philosophy?

    Is it stealing, if it's nobody's?

    Also, is there a difference between it belonging to nobody and it belonging to a somebody that doesn't care that much about it? I think so.

  • awesome video.  was this made in montreal?

  • lol did any of you think that maybe he asked sombody if he could ''steal'' that bike or something like that :) and even if he did really steal it atleast he did it safely :D

  • Why the fuck did you steal SOMEONES bike?

  • how about lockpicks?

  • I know it's been said before but I'll say it one last time:

    How do you know it was nobody's bike?!

    I like your videos bud, I really do. But this just isn't cool I am afraid to say. :(

  • How could he ever know it was Nobody's bike?????? wth

  • LittleBigPlanet (PS3 game) song starts at 5:42 Coincedently I stumbled across this video while playing LittleBigPlanet.

  • THATS MY BIKE I LOST !!!!!

  • You don’t have to steal bikes, as a matter of fact I am attending a police auction in a week. They sell bikes that were stolen by thieves and confiscated by the cops. Hmmm now I feel like I am kind of stealing, because it was somebody's, but stolen. I'm legally buying a stolen bike.

  • Hm, yes, very educational.

  • um if its locked up its probably somebodies....

  • I think he's making the point that every bike, unless it was stolen, in which case it is still owned by someone, but that someone has had their private property rights violated by a piece of shit criminal, is owned by someone, and therefore it is never right to steal "someone's bike".

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  • you weren't riding in the bike lane

  • SLIT THEIR FUCKING THROAT

  • its ok to beat the shit out of that guy - hes nobody

  • beating up some retreating guy for committing a crime. is stealing seriously worse than committing violence another person?

  • @spicyxlilxman There is nothing wrong with violence against criminals. They've got it coming. Yes, stealing is seriously worse than punishing a criminal piece of shit.

  • @Supermassively there's nothing wrong with it? you think violence against another human being is more excusable than some material possession? i love bikes and i would forcibly stop someone from stealing mine, but i don't think violence is reasonable.

  • @spicyxlilxman Criminals don't deserve to be called human beings. When they commit a crime, they give up their rights to not have their heads kicked in. Violence is perfectly reasonable. They deserve what they get.

  • @Supermassively violence against criminals only encourages violence

  • @LoveKingArthur No, the threat of violence against criminals discourages their crimes. That's why the crime rate drops tremendously in places where the populace is free to arm themselves, and rises tremendously in places like California or the UK where the populace is disarmed. Actually carrying out that violence removes a criminal piece of shit from society so he can no longer commit crimes. Violence works. Sorry that you can't see that with your hippie brainwashing.

  • @Supermassively No, arming your populace leads to a higher crime rate.

    More people are shot in the US in a week than in the UK in a year. The overall US murder rate is 6x higher.

    (the US population is 4x higher than the UK).

    The UK and US violent crime rates are comparable; but 10x more crimes are considered 'violent' in the UK.

    25% of imprisoned people in the world are in imprisoned in the the USA (where only 5% of the world's population live).

    Arming your population is clearly working...

  • @unimag It works great. California and New York, which are practically dictatorships when it comes to gun rights, have massive violent crime rates, and Utah, which has the most lenient gun laws in the country, has one of the country's lowest violent crime rates. The UK's violent crime skyrocketed after guns were seized and destroyed. Your countrymen have woken up and are seeing the problem. Why are you so blind? Your government has brainwashed you to fear guns. Think for yourself for once.

  • @Supermassively The most recent tightening of British gun legislation was in 1997. Violent crime actually went down after that (with a spike in 2008-2009).

    Gun crime went down and has continued to go down since 1997.

    But don't let facts get in the way of your nonsense.

    (as for the US - cities everywhere have higher crime rates; but no part of the US really has 'dictatorial' gun control compared to countries that ACTUALLY CONTROL GUNS (and - as if by magic - have significantly less gun crime)

  • @unimag I'm sorry that you've bought your government's brainwashing hook, line, and sinker. No wonder Europe has had a dozen or so dictators in the last century, whereas the United States got rid of our last one in the American revolution. Have fun being disarmed the next time someone tries to invade London. Britain used to be a great Empire. You're nothing now.

    You've pulled your data out of your ass. Every source will tell you that gun crime has been on the rise in the UK since the ban.

  • @Supermassively Alternatively, I'm pulling my statistics from the ONS. On the off chance that you're capable of listening :

    Violent crime went down 27% between 1997 and 2008.

    49 people were shot dead in 1997; 33 in 2010 (there was a spike in 2001 (90), but it's been trending downwards for 30 years)

    The 2001s homicide spike probably has more to do with the drug war in Manchester than anything else...

    (And we didn't suddenly ban guns in 1997, anyway; we've had gun control laws since 1824...)

  • @Supermassively Oh and re: the British Empire;

    I could discuss the complex interweaving of geopolitics, changes in the world order, development of concepts such as self-determination, freedom of government and of the individual, and how - along with the outbreak of the Great War, they led to the inevitable decline of Empire.

    But no, you're probably right - the British Empire REALLY fell apart because it started controlling civilian gun ownership.

  • @unimag You don't seem to have a grasp on history or causality. The gun ban is just another symptom of Britain's weakness. Please cite any line where I said that banning guns led to the fall of the British Empire. You're really reaching now. Your previous argument had no facts to strengthen it, so now you're getting desperate.

  • @unimag I don't want to be a bitch to you, because I really disagree with the guy you're arguing with, but I don't think the fact that our gun laws aren't strict is the reason we have higher crime rates than European countries. Canada, after all, has very lax gun laws, and the citizens have more guns per capita, but their crime rates are significantly below ours.

  • @spicypillow No, you're right - the only argument I'm really making is that gun control doesn't *increase* the crime rate (it sometimes correlates with a decrease, but as you point out below, other factors - like population density - are far more important).

    It's also a reality that gun control in the US (to anything approaching the same extent as the UK) would be near-impossible, given the number of guns that are already available, so the argument itself is largely academic.

  • @Supermassively Correlation isn't causation. California and New York also have much higher and more diverse and dense populations than Utah (slightly over 2 million people and 95% white). All of these factors probably contribute to both the overall crime rates and gun laws in these states. We can't say that the crime rates in Cali and NY so high because of the gun laws.

  • @spicypillow Correlation is not causality, but these situations ARE causal. In nearly every case around the world, violent crime has risen when guns were banned or restricted, and dropped when gun laws were loosened. It's simply reality. Causality doesn't become some arbitrary coincidence just because you don't like the reality that causal relationship demonstrates. Stop trying to make it an issue of race, as is usual with you mindless Leftists.

  • @Supermassively I'm just saying that the fact that Utah's population is small, spread out, and not very diverse affects it's crime rates. I wasn't making it an issue of race, but of diversity, and I only used stats on Utah because you cited it. Fact is, you just can't compare Utah to New York. So, citing Utah doesn't prove your point. I actually don't have anything against guns, or gun ownership, but I still disagree with you and the your argument.

  • @spicypillow Of course you can. Per-capita statistics remove the relevance of other factors. It doesn't matter which has a larger population. The fact is, the UK's crime rates have skyrocketed since the ban. That is an undeniable fact. New York's crime rate continues to rise. California's crime rate continues to ride. Washington D.C. - the most anti-gun area of the country - has the country's highest crime rates. It is free states like Alaska, Utah, and Arizona, and Vermont, that are lowest.

  • @Supermassively Per-capita statistics do not remove the relevance of other factors. All that does is give you a way to compare stats of states and cities of different sizes, but it doesn't eliminate the relevance of the variables in creating those statistics. That's why averages alone are generally not considered very significant in scientific research. Per-capita does not imply that all other factors have been controlled.

    And, at least in 2008, Arizona had the 5th highest crime rate in the US.

  • hey, that was my bike, asshole!

  • If you think he is a thief you didn't understand the video :)

  • i'd rather never have the idiots of the world wondering "is that nobody's bike?" just dont take it if it has a lock on it.

  • If it's ok, then it's not stealing. Just sayin'

  • I found an alright bike in the river by mine the other day, but didn't wanna get soaked for it; wish I had, bet its rusted to shit and rotting at the bottom now. :(

  • Stupid theif. period. I hope you get beat like the 1st guy

  • @iamholdingabottleof You do realize that this is a completely planned video, right? He wasn't actually stealing the bike. It was all acted out. Calm your ass down.

  • How about this. ever think to look up the meaning for stealing? You're STEALING something thats nobody's -THATS NOT STEALING...

    dont get me wrong, i do like ur vids though :)

  • 2:06 jon lajoie

  • i love the editing and the video itself was very nice- but as many people have commented on this, how did you know it was nobodys bike? it was locked therefore CLEARLY someone cared about it. Also, sometimes people change the wheel while they're away to derive thieves. If a bike is locked DO NOT STEAL IT.

  • My friend locked his bike near downtown around last October and was too lazy to pick it up after. It stood there... and then winter arrived (a real winter, from Canada). He couldn't get it before summer, so when summer arrived, a couple of months later, he picked it up.

    That could have been my friend's ''nobody'' bike lol.

  • That is a public service :)

    Excellent work I say :)

  • "theres no definitive set of rules with whats good, and bad and with moral duty" pft, fucking idiot. he just wrote on those rules in the intro called a BIBLE, it has a little something called THE10COMMANDMENTS inside of it, ill list it off4ya 1have no other gods before Me 2no having false idols 3not taking the name of the LORD your God in vain 4Remember the Sabbath day 5Honor your father and your mother 6no murder 7no committing adultery 8YOU SHALL NOT STEAL! 9no false accusations 10 no coveting
  • DUDE THATS MY FUCKING BIKE!

  • Don't steal bikes, bro. I'm glad you got a bs ticket, dick.

  • @aaronsxe It makes me laugh every time someone comments not realizing that this is FAKE and for entertainment purposes, and he didn't actually steal someone's bike.

  • ok + steal = WRONG!!!!!!!!!1111!!!

  • Id slit their fucking throat.... LMFAO XD!

  • he got decked

  • Meet the relatives Uncle's Smith and Wesson.

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  • lame reasoning... hmmm, let me into your house and walk away with your 'ok to take' camera, tv, laptop and a few other things i've decided you have abandoned. k?

  • I only steal bikes with no lock, i use them for a day or 2 and then some one else take it because i don´t lock it or i abandon it.

  • really random but i like your style

    thanks for the videos

  • ‘Nobody’s bike’? thats a bull-shit concept!

    Why has someone temporarily abandoned a bike? A family tragedy/personal problem that’s taking up their attention/time. Maybe some cock has stomped the wheel/slashed tyres & need to arrange transport/repair. The condition of the bike is irrelevant. If an item worth $0 & has an owner, its not yours to take without consent.

    To steal = take without consent. Not OK!

    If ur still uncertain of what is moral just ask “would I like this done to my property?”

  • If it doesn't belong to anyone, it isn't stealing. Duh.

  • now that I saw this, everytime I steal a bike, im bringing my fucking fish gutting knife.

  • Isn't stealing a bad thing in any occasion?

  • Maby that bike was nobody's bike because it has a bended wheel and they don't ride no more

  • that was not, in fact, nobody's bike, that was my bike. please give it back i left it there while i went to get some ice cream

  • Good for the most part, but I still don't understand what made that bike "nobody's" bike. I guess if you kept tabs on it for a few days and it didn't move then it might be fine to go in for the kill but it seems a bit hard to make that kind of assumption in one pass.

  • This video is well made (:

  • if you're a bike entusiast why would you waste your time cutting a fagitabout for sucha shitty bike? why not take the money you invested in your power tull goggs and muffs, and buy yourself a nice new saddle or cute handlebar fringe

  • "slit there fuckin throat "

  • you live in the lower east side <3 awesome.

  • chorro de mierda

  • this video taught me some good things, now to go "shopping"

  • If i found someone stealing my bike i would, brake there face and knees. BELIEVE IT SCUM BAGS!

  • guy at 2:12 looks like jon lajoie

  • nicely made, but maybe the owner of the bike replaces the back wheel with a shitty one every time they lock it to deter thieves.

  • HAHAHA (I'm seriously reconsidering the locks on my bike now...)

  • On another note, I think your powers should be used for good, not bad. That's just my little ethical statement about this video of your ethical statement.

    Simply put: Become a mask wearing, crime fighting, once-a-bad-guy-now-a-good-guy-­(but-still-a-badass-guy) vigilante. Please, for all of us.

  • I on occasion grab parts of dead bikes, but they're usually already fully stripped so the pickings are thin.

  • i love the editing and clever way you filmed this video which is why i subscribed but the morals are all wrong in my opinion. As has already been mentioned, how did you know it was nobody's? It must be somebody's.

  • my bike is stolen 4 times :(

  • I thought there were only 2 kinds of bikes? But now that the bike is yours doesn't that mean there are 3 kinds? or does "mine" fall into a subset of somebody's?

  • I was wondering who took my bike.. now I know!!! POLICE!

  • This movie is ethically wrong.

  • Is it OK to steal a stolen bike?

  • @stormypup NO!!! If it is already stolen, you do NOT want to steal it, (unless that is you want to be arrested for possesion of stolen property)

  • @coolthings42 Genius!

  • stolie my fucking bike you bastard

  • Yay , ETHICS is what makes da wheels go round ... ( :

  • Flawed moral theory. I would argue that it is ok to steal someone's bike in certain situations. Such as if a life depended on it. I would also argue that nobody's bike doesn't exist in reality-- It is always somebody's.

  • an interesting argument, and not one I"m against. My only question is:

    how did you know it was nobody's bike?

  • @MrLawrenceV if it's a bike with no one around to see you steal it

  • @mrhenk007

    Fuck you.

  • @MrLawrenceV theres a bike that was in front of my building for literally 4 years. finally some homeless guy took it. and it was in good condition cuz it took up space under a roofing.

  • @MrLawrenceV He's carrying it away at the end, the back wheels really bent, that's how haha

  • @MrLawrenceV You kill the owner and their close family.

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  • I hate a dam thief anyways it is all wrong

  • yeah, grats for making zero sense, just mindless nonsense

    the real problem is you dont know whos bike you steal, could be a poor student who really depends on it for living, could be some pampered kid who ll get a new one instantly, so its less wrong to steal very expensive ones :)

    and in any case physical assault is a worse crime than any theft, although you might not find this much ethics in ancient fairy tale books

  • It might have been in your mind no ones bike. But who's lock was on it?

    Or you knocked off the person therefore making it no ones. But murder is illegal. Or do you have a plan for that to.

    So a lock and a murder. All for a girls bike. When you had a bike.

  • and how u know is nobody's bike?

  • i love the music. but how do you know if it's nobodys unless you check up on it over the course of some time? they could be getting around to repairing it, you never know.

  • Agreed! This vid is fucking koo!

  • little big planet music at the end = major win

  • 2:11 best part of the vid, lol

  • The best tool for stealing a bike is liquid nitrogen and a mallet...

  • Luckily I just carry both of those things around with me and no one is ever suspicious of me

  • Hell yeah! Cool and smashing! Hah Hah!

  • @jealkeja

    still somewhat dangerous.

  • this is very good

  • Was the masked hacksaw guy an actor? lol, because that part was just so funny somehow.