Is it me, or where these girls quite average. Pretty much just like Paris H, thinks her shit don't stink yet her nose is right in the middle of it all. Yuck. Give me a pure, sexy, italian/filipino girl. Or hawaiin/french, iranian/mauritian. Or puerto rican/japanese, some beautiful mocha bi-racial stunner. Not this garbage.
my wife;s name is heidi, so i thought this might be her. i used to "pitch tents" a lot when i went to bingham high school in utah. even earned me a nickname for it.
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the girl next to them looks so embarrassed..i cnt imagine how prudish she would be in a sleazy nightclub with topless lady in thongs if that spectacle embarrasses her xD and dat lapdance was shit.
I think she was just trying to shake loose her front/back wedgie, and she just happened to be near a "lap"! I can def see the utter confusion for the person who labled this a lap dance!!
Stupidest....shit.....ever......Why are these assholes famous? She spends all her time trying to be the the whore to beat all whores and can't even manage a decent lap dance without looking like a fucking spaz. And then there's Spencer...*runs to bathroom to vomit*
@bowchickow that's is Jessi Cruickshank, an MTV Canada correspondant. She was a co-host of a show called The Hills Live Aftershow which would explain why she was spending quality time with Heidi and Spencer.
that is not dancing..if u think thats dancing u are as lame as her...she is hollywood wanna be///finding cheap publicity heidi is one sick biatch!!! and spencer is a control freak..and u my dear is too blind to see...
WTF with all the nasty comments - the girl is seriously hot! Who cares what standard the dancing is - it would just be a massive turn-on to have her gorgeous semi-naked body just inches from your face!
yeah she deserves that frm you,cos she oviously not a lady...a real lady deserves better..so she deserves man like u who will take her on the floor..that is pathetic...
Hilarious. Even more funny cos it unintentionally funny. My tummy hurts. He clutches on to her in the end so she won't start up again. But Wow... they say the body never lies but she has no inner expression to show. She looks like a 5 yrs old trying to pretend she is gown up. But sooo funny.
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ummm..............i'm thirteen and i'm sure i can do a better lap dance and i havent even done one yet and secondly she calls that dancing i call that dumb ass blonde girl trying to dance sorry heidi go to a dancing class and also a singing class
aaagh >.<
she cant EVEN being a bitch here . what a poor thing LOL
crunchyman301 16 hours ago
someone call a medic she's having a seizure!! and what the hell was she wearing? trash....
theone2225 1 day ago
ugh EW!
cheetaqueen5o7x 2 days ago
Poor Girl!
MsEsperanza88 3 days ago
hahaha... he prly got "heard"
etsjtabmdmat13 5 days ago
that is a terrible lap dance...the girl next to them looks horrified lol
TheNatalie123xxx 1 week ago 3
What is the chick from MTV doing there?
50hellkat2 1 week ago
What the fuck was that. Thats not a lap dance. I was thinking that someone was about to ask if they needed to call 911
wwwtonycom 1 week ago
weak...
whackcracka 1 week ago
who is the other girl, she's hot
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twosure94 1 week ago
omg she sucks at everything she does wow
EjectPrev 2 weeks ago
not quite
MrYahya0101 2 weeks ago
Isn't she a devout Christian? -baffled-
LachrymalKid 2 weeks ago
I like how he makes those stupid annoying little noises..
darlastars83 2 weeks ago
Is it me, or where these girls quite average. Pretty much just like Paris H, thinks her shit don't stink yet her nose is right in the middle of it all. Yuck. Give me a pure, sexy, italian/filipino girl. Or hawaiin/french, iranian/mauritian. Or puerto rican/japanese, some beautiful mocha bi-racial stunner. Not this garbage.
ViceCityVacation 2 weeks ago
@ViceCityVacation well said big man!
mrbilnext 2 weeks ago
I think she might have cracked a couple of the plastic parts.
elmoloveftl 2 weeks ago
another girl like 'what a shame !!' I could do it
saajan142 2 weeks ago
+1 vote for worst "lap" dance of all time
mkorsu 2 weeks ago
my wife;s name is heidi, so i thought this might be her. i used to "pitch tents" a lot when i went to bingham high school in utah. even earned me a nickname for it.
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buddy321813 2 weeks ago
the girl next to them looks so embarrassed..i cnt imagine how prudish she would be in a sleazy nightclub with topless lady in thongs if that spectacle embarrasses her xD and dat lapdance was shit.
chocoholicSISTA263 3 weeks ago
isn't a lap dance meant to be in your lap?! :D
gregsoddworld 3 weeks ago
Picking the wedgie 0:15
KylieShaye27 4 weeks ago 3
@KylieShaye27 ahahhahahhahhahh!!!!
Sumjergarza 3 weeks ago
The girl's face, sitting next to them, is priceless!
tuttimelon26 1 month ago
So awkward.
simplycomplicated112 1 month ago
Thanks for posting. That was not a lap dance, it was a feeble attempt at keeping Spencers attention on her.
CherryCreamPie123 1 month ago
hahahahahahahahah
Lizziewho310 1 month ago
That's not sexy,taht was funny!!!
maniacuser562 1 month ago
That's a lap dance??
tameranm 1 month ago
Hahahahahaha! Girl sitting next to him. -_-
Crosshairs98 1 month ago
the girl next to dis guy is like "what the fuuuuck.... i cnt even look at dis. what is dis? retarded caw dance?" hahahaha :D
6didi9 1 month ago
she was probably really drunk
akagregoryaka 1 month ago
She's too white to be dancing.
lukeromesberg 1 month ago 3
Wow. She's not even good at being a complete whore. What a shame.
xheartsliesfriendsx 1 month ago 46
she sucks
richibm89 1 month ago
I think she was just trying to shake loose her front/back wedgie, and she just happened to be near a "lap"! I can def see the utter confusion for the person who labled this a lap dance!!
DVDISCO 1 month ago
She'd make a terrible stripper.
prenzlauerburg 1 month ago 2
when i see her, i see that spicy tamale comin out
rochedoxxx 1 month ago
worst lap dance ever
latinlover62 1 month ago 2
@latinlover62 she looked like she wwas gna fall over at one point..shes a loser who cries over dry shampoo..who the fuck does that she needs help
chocoholicSISTA263 3 weeks ago
well, THAT was awkward...
lindsayleavittxo 1 month ago
wtf is he doin there with his girlfriend ??
greedymasseyy 2 months ago
Feel bad for the girl in black
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yourmomentofluck 2 months ago
What was she trying to do? lol
MrsOcta 2 months ago
hahahaha she can't dance
peeco19 2 months ago 17
@peeco19 duh! Shes white!
raidermex84 3 days ago
Stupidest....shit.....ever......Why are these assholes famous? She spends all her time trying to be the the whore to beat all whores and can't even manage a decent lap dance without looking like a fucking spaz. And then there's Spencer...*runs to bathroom to vomit*
NicciCoxify 2 months ago 5
My nan can dance better than that with her zimmer frame lol!!!
milf19721 2 months ago
is the girl on the left Jessi Cruikshank?
DegrassiDegrassi 2 months ago
@DegrassiDegrassi yes it is!!
Courtcourtcourtsmith 2 months ago
@DegrassiDegrassi i think it is. i think i would be looking EXACTLY like that if i were there lmao
lindsayleavittxo 1 month ago
wtf.
BrunettexxxBabii 2 months ago
pathetic tramp !
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what is that? she thinks she is Shakira? ughh
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badbadboy112 2 months ago
she just embarrassed herself...serves her right.
NYXitup 3 months ago
WTF was that??OMG
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Is that other girl Ashley Tisdale by any chance?
romel8595 3 months ago
cringe!
sugarlaura22 3 months ago
is it me or ws she REALLY bad at give a lap dance lmfaoo!
SummerBieber100 3 months ago 5
Lapdances do not consist of pelvic thrusting rapidly.
epiclaracroft 3 months ago 5
Awk
tuttimelon26 3 months ago
What was that??????
jahlove111 3 months ago
Lucky guy
faisalx12 3 months ago
Was that his girlfriend?
EricTypeR 3 months ago
Who the fuck is Spencer?
swizzor32 3 months ago
HAHA, spencer has no money + no job now xD it was really 15 minutes of fame xD
90likeaboss 3 months ago
is spencer gay?
tomitstube 3 months ago
holy awkward
Ali33Leafsfan 3 months ago 3
ugh & LOL
blacksncommercials 3 months ago
LMAO!!!
drbb7 3 months ago
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SaiLodge 3 months ago
girl on the left is trying to stop herself from laughing hysterically
Bayo91604 3 months ago 5
@Bayo91604 That or holding her urge to vomit.
polarpuff2651199 3 months ago 2
Is it just me or was that not even a lap dance..
icyyhott911 3 months ago 141
@icyyhott911 lol definitely not a lap dance.....more like an epic FAIL!!
MsDDiddy 3 months ago 5
@icyyhott911
i agree
charlie808girl 2 months ago
u call tht a lap dance >.<
sexybiotch34 4 months ago
ITS A TRAP.
395235 4 months ago 3
wow at 0:17 she had to take out her wedgie :)
ericablovesyou 4 months ago
JESSIE'S FACE AHAHAHAHHAA OMG
HelloYeepGoodbyeWoop 4 months ago
lmao Jessie's face D:
iluvlemons1 4 months ago
d&
TheAzalay 4 months ago
Disaster
bayislove 4 months ago
hahahahhahah cool
llelea 4 months ago
Lol did anyone else catch her pickin her wedgie?!!
KylieShaye27 4 months ago
@KylieShaye27 i think so, near the end right? like shes got full coverage panties, slipped her thumb under the seam and ran it down her cheek LOL
313aquqfina 4 months ago
thats not even lap dance. if his not going to fuck her can i fuck her?? (:
asdfkerub 4 months ago
this was sad... another tragic moment for that couple!
candiecomer15 4 months ago
such a white girl
MackVirus888 4 months ago
if anyone thinks she's a lady..that person is a fcuking retarded...she no lady..she more of a slut..hollywood wannabe..
tinakassem 4 months ago
she cant dance for shit,ide be embaressed if i was spencer or even with her. but its cute how hes not embaressed and the cute hug at the end =]
TiteTillTheEnd 5 months ago
Poor Steve ... It must be awful waking up every morning ..... Walking to the bathroom.... And tripping over his own penis.
xSebas6089x 5 months ago 19
@xSebas6089x Good one! LOL
gtran7 3 months ago
@xSebas6089x who the hell is steve?
OceanSkate401 3 months ago 5
It's sad she had such natural bweauty and was so nice...that man ruined her :o(
hmklomhaus 5 months ago
this is a joke! worst. lapdance. ever!
jenniferwilson85 5 months ago
wow... she dances like shit!!! LOL poor girl she`s making a fool out of herself
chibiusa88 5 months ago
@bowchickow that's is Jessi Cruickshank, an MTV Canada correspondant. She was a co-host of a show called The Hills Live Aftershow which would explain why she was spending quality time with Heidi and Spencer.
haileykd10 5 months ago
ooh wow soo sexy!! NOOOT lol
animeworldchick 5 months ago
@tictoctactic1
that is not dancing..if u think thats dancing u are as lame as her...she is hollywood wanna be///finding cheap publicity heidi is one sick biatch!!! and spencer is a control freak..and u my dear is too blind to see...
tinakassem 5 months ago
fuck face gone mad...
tinakassem 5 months ago
LOL, I cant watch this... WTF is wrong w her?!!... her firends face PRICELESS!!
YanisGarcia21 5 months ago
Heidi is just too much for that loser spencer!
i will never understand why is she with him! never
edgartj17 5 months ago
HAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
Vreemdammalah 6 months ago
WTF with all the nasty comments - the girl is seriously hot! Who cares what standard the dancing is - it would just be a massive turn-on to have her gorgeous semi-naked body just inches from your face!
MrBejustandfearnot 6 months ago
@MrBejustandfearnot
she is frm human to plastic...if that u call hot..u seriously retarded...!!!
tinakassem 5 months ago
@tinakassem The only time I'd kick her out of bed would be to do her on the floor - yes she is that damn hot!!!
MrBejustandfearnot 5 months ago
@MrBejustandfearnot
yeah she deserves that frm you,cos she oviously not a lady...a real lady deserves better..so she deserves man like u who will take her on the floor..that is pathetic...
tinakassem 5 months ago
@tinakassem I'd take her anywhere she'd have me - who cares if she's a 'real lady' (whatever the hell that is), she's sexi as hell!!!
MrBejustandfearnot 5 months ago
0:22 "Please just kill me now."
RioMadeira 6 months ago 4
@RioMadeira lol
omar52334 6 months ago
FUCKIN HOE!!!
Bk94541 6 months ago
I love how the "girlfriend/wife" is like just sitting there!!!
lovelikewoah324 6 months ago
@lovelikewoah324 lol the one dancing is the girlfriend/wife
timiniho 6 months ago
Thats not even a lap dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hotthing2507 6 months ago 4
Hilarious. Even more funny cos it unintentionally funny. My tummy hurts. He clutches on to her in the end so she won't start up again. But Wow... they say the body never lies but she has no inner expression to show. She looks like a 5 yrs old trying to pretend she is gown up. But sooo funny.
wearyworld 6 months ago
i would slap that slut
heidymrr 6 months ago
Slut.
luchalloyd 6 months ago
I find this hard to masterbate to.
Fifty9Fifty808 6 months ago
I love they way the other girl looks terrified ... I would be to in that same situation...
MrEmmaisgay 6 months ago 88
I'm 15 and I cud probably move better than her.
KandJloveTOKIOHOTEL 6 months ago 4
lol
GiselTY 7 months ago
ma chi spacchio è Spencer???! Bud?? :D
c00lrouter 7 months ago
check out the lap dancer at 0:15 she pulls her knickers out of her ass. Gross.
joe3240 7 months ago
favorite celebrity couple
draber12 7 months ago
he got to skrew the shit outta her
XxPropheticxX 7 months ago
I only commented here to help you, if you're honestly intrested in non sense worthless shit then your mind is poisoned and you need to start spending your time, energy and emotions on your own lives. Hug your family and value what you love dont take anything for granted, these videos only exist to try and turn you into materialistic greedy animals. There trying to convince you that you have no power and theres no such thing as god or a soul, religion does this too.
Pop culture is the new god
GoodyWillPwnJ00 7 months ago
God she cannot dance, sorry :|
iSkyexx 7 months ago
that other girl is like wtf???
12liljil 7 months ago
Makes me ashamed to be white...............smdh
gummy365 7 months ago
Why yall watchin this ?? Somebody needa call the damn police . Cant you see shes dying?
MissTweetySwaggxx 7 months ago
White girls. LOLL.
ZennLa13 8 months ago
she dances like she sings. That is she shouldn't.
jtom94 8 months ago
that's sexyyy
AlGhaffar 8 months ago
Who cares if u guys dont like the way she dance, Spencer is the one who should like or dislike the way she dance, plus they just doing that for fun.
Amy112084 8 months ago
she sucks, not in a good way.
willtothrill69 8 months ago
They're both virgins
AdiaForeTwintee 8 months ago
DUMB BITCH! LOOOOOOOOL
MrsNoHate 8 months ago
they are both pathetic human beings
lynntdesign 8 months ago
is that his girlfriend beside?
chriztafa 8 months ago
im sorry but that was pathetic it looked like u were dancing in mid air for your own enjoyment
summergirl69283 8 months ago
hmm im pretty sure lap dances are meant to be given onnn someones lap.. not in the air
sjdfkgkjd 8 months ago 3
eww.
Stephaniebabes2011 8 months ago
Awful!!!!!!!! What the fuck is she doing???!!!
mollydogg1 8 months ago
I was embrassed for her
D0oMoLuvSzYuHh 8 months ago
she looked like she was in cramp, and then she was about to do the exorsist! o; oh my lord!
Malse14 9 months ago
Haha GREAT lap dance (NOT) i odnt know what that was but it sure wasnt a lap dance
18MrsValdez 9 months ago
haha she looked so retarded. she cant dance worth shit, it looked like she was constipated or something ! LOL , and poor jessi haha
deadline4death 9 months ago
she has nice body--
greatworld1979 9 months ago
She's just wiggling
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lexxisteeleXOXO 9 months ago
ummm..............i'm thirteen and i'm sure i can do a better lap dance and i havent even done one yet and secondly she calls that dancing i call that dumb ass blonde girl trying to dance sorry heidi go to a dancing class and also a singing class
DDsassyHappyFace 9 months ago
she looked like she was having a convulsion fit........
Sparklebibi 9 months ago
LOL AHAHAHAHAHAHA omg...can't....breathe!!!!!!!
Cutecare 9 months ago
wtf was that. she cant dance ..at all!
steph4realz 9 months ago
She Wasn't Even On His Lap
molina7681 9 months ago
horrible
brownmjkat 9 months ago
she sucks
lv702east 9 months ago
MTV... lol.
RocManKing 10 months ago
Who is Heidi and Spencer???
They are supposed to be famous?
gm79 10 months ago 2
@gm79
they were on some america television show
AudiAMGBMW 10 months ago
@gm79 from the hills.....
132435Sarah132435 9 months ago
hot
A3znqaey 10 months ago
it looked like she was just dancing by herself
ThePopeye90 10 months ago
"Just dance", you say Lady Gaga??? But she can't!!!
counterberry17 10 months ago
bitch ...
68TurC 10 months ago
what a whore.
mmelaniemadness 10 months ago
isn't that the outfit she wore when she sang live for miss universe????
is she that poor to get any other outfit???
mocakar97 10 months ago
That dumb chick moves like a plank...
PijnigeR 10 months ago
well... im not realy getting horney...
G1No0tJuH 10 months ago
Spencer is gay. look at his face.
thechase23 10 months ago
worst lap dance ever.she looked liek a shaking skeleton- not once did her lap go in his. shes an idiot.
8730cassie 11 months ago
so sweet.
lovetoeatadobo 11 months ago
Awkward!!!!!!!!
kathys2004 11 months ago
poor jessi!
JackInTheBox1616 11 months ago
Spencer had to pull her in cause he knew she was making a fool out of herself...
1968bigcity 11 months ago