Banging on my grandma's living room floor! - Ask The John

[magictricks1001]

my grandma would flip out.

[jok3st4]

ROFL 0:49 - 1:11  !!!!!

[naser00]

0:49 hahahahahahahahahahah BEST PART can't stop laughing................

[crysisfan]

he's 33 @Marmanandfriends

[klash55]

Lmao this nigga

[FrigidDeath]

Phedus.

[GoTheBetterWay]

Skyy, you know what your also famous in Germany!!

because I am from

like your clips! :)

[Jessebdwckdst]

Yo ask the john, that happened to me too. but i killed it!!! like a million types!!!1th step chop the girl let here now the truth that i'm living with my gma and n as soon as my gma sleeping i know sneak n the girl and a Straight Daggaring! Or time when my gma when she leave the house. she must have a doctor appointment or something. if its impossible or too risky, use mi boy base. sky john send mi your link. email r something i wanna chat with you. no gay thing just straight.

[uwillnevernoewhoiam]

im stuck to jizz!!! LMFAO!!! cudnt stop laughing

[MrFreddy999]

my grandma would just laugh and leave xD

[lilnette1]

She would kick my ass. Then kick the dudes ass of who I was doing it with

[ram86904]

It was would be the last fuck ever, grandma would kill my ass, straight out, no joke. This is god's house, she would say then the bullet right on the down stroke.

[Got2takeAshit]

she would laugh her ass off

[krazeloc]

Sky John Was on a Verizon commercial !!!!

[KittyLove89]

Hahashe would probably have a heart attack

[85boondocks85]

She would die right in front of me honestly

[OmfgK0D]

she would join that nasty bastard lol

[jBOLDnBLUNT]

I would giggle and continue ! She would say something in my native language and the chick won't understand so i'll lie to the chick and say she's my maid and say that what grandma said is "i hope you have fun because i'm not gonna clean up the mess" !

[Istudynak1d]

you gotta work with what you got! DO WORK! CLEAN THAT CARPET S0n!

[TheOneAndOnlyMrPR]

Hi 5 me

[LimesVodka]

hahahah

[piratezoeboy]

my grandma would tell me to hurry up so she can have some grandkids

[Schlayers]

two questions are better in my opinion...or maybe even three?

[SkyirHD]

She would probably die instantly of an heartattack

[Christmas800]

my grandma is cool as hell. she wouldnt care, just want me to be quiet. now my mom on the other hand is uptight

[kneckebr0t]

my grandma has bad hearing, i could have 20 people bukkakke party in her living room and she wont even notice

[Misfortune1337]

That depends on which grandma it is..

Mom's mother - Would just smile and leave.

Dad's mother - Would beat me within an inch of my life, and hang me from her flag pole.

It's obvious which grandma i prefer to visit, should that happen.

[MegLuvzLife]

That question at the very end by "zestychickenpie" is super funny but also kinda dumb!

[Abionx]

haha, the nathan guy and his grandma story is the same exact thing my brother is goin threw, cant bring his girl home here because he has to live in our grandma's room due to no other room but the living room to sleep, and having a bed of his own

[Marmanandfriends]

i jus realized...how old r u skkyy?

[chrissyracer]

@Marmanandfriends how ?

[PivotGuardianDZ]

@Marmanandfriends 32

[werwr4]

@Marmanandfriends sky does not age.. he is like yoda, he is the master jedi of the bastard side.

[werwr4]

my grandma is black and country, she would go outside, get a branch with thorns (she called it a switch) and attack me with it.. i cant tell you how many times i held my own alamo against her when i was like 6.

[ca280491]

my grandma's dead so it would be pretty weird O_o

[hntr15]

throw some hot grits on me rofl

[chrisDOTnet]

dude i just got let out of hospital yesterday and im feeling like absolute shit, but that stuck to jizz bit got me fucking cracking up hahahahahaha. i love you skyy, keep it up

[Wisemer8]

@chrisDOTnet Hang in there. Get well, playa.

[chrisDOTnet]

@Wisemer8 most unexpected, thank you my man

[HoopersWorld]

I know exactly what she would do. She would going running to my Dad and preach about Jesus. That's what she did to my gay cousin !!!

[MrAdub75]

beat my ass wit a skillet my gran was a G

[YanTheBlackMan]

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[sfasto1]

LOL Sky your stuck to jizz.

[t0rtur3d4rt1st]

just drive your grandma out to bingo bang in her car, and pick her back up afterwards

[finegirl1993]

shit first thing first i wouldn't bang someone in my grandmother's living room or any other part of her house for that matter that is kinda disrespectful but my grandmother is a sick head if she cough me doing that she would cruse out me and the person and then talk about how we need God

[SamCullum1]

Mines dead :/

[militarystatistics]

My grandma Would 5 five me :)

[missy71994]

lol i live with my grandparents and thats already happened she put the plate of cookies down on the coffee table and then ran back up stairs

[DooglSan]

Shit, grandma's are all the same you can't even use the excuse well you use to, its a no go area man, just give the woman some money and send her to bingo

[NathanwA2010]

@DooglSan Fuck off Douglas!!

[that1grappler]

"and you know what time it is". you cant count on skyy to say that haha

[integrafreak1]

grandma look the other way !!!!

[erunner767]

Well one is super religious and would beat my face in with a bible, and the other is super chill and would probably cheer me on!

[Zhilfa91]

i like the one question thing when your doing the videos that often :)

[DrummingAli93]

LMFAO :D

[itsGbitchG]

Been with 2 Girls at my grandma's. She did make coffee for us in the morning. FUCK YALL IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. my grandma was actually happy that i would be with 2 chicks and both hot. shit like this happened in Romania, lol

[higoshimaru]

Dude the grandma part was the funniest shit!

[datboy30thaking]

lol everybody complaining about one question when this was the old format that worked so just enjoy it

[DarkTechnical]

im a virgin i want my first time to be memorable....fuck yeah i would.

[DarkTechnical]

@DarkTechnical i need to listen to the question..*but she'd also kill me deep religious women wil do that.

[Kommerzman]

Stop making me think about that!

[bugz138]

my grandmother is Jamaican and if she walked in on me givin it to some woman in her living room she would go ape shit on me n start hollering all types of shit cursing might even try to throw some shit or even fuck me or the girl up then she would go tell the whole world and my fam would now look at me like i was some type of inhumane pos bastard lol

[cyberlord64]

what happens if my grandma walks in? i tell you what happens.

She gets in, has a heart attack, i inherit the house. Simple! No matter how you see it it's a win-win situation (for me not grandma).

[homer004]

well you wanted a grandchild

[TR4MROPTIMUS92]

She would definately kill me and im Mexican so shes definately throwing a sandle at me

[andylovestoboogie]

join in

[iLoveDJIBOUTI]

my grandparents from both sides died :(

[IbrahimPrince]

if my grandma walked in on my banging a chick, i'd look her straight in the eye.. and then carry on.

Real bastards dont let nothing stop them getting the pussy

[IbrahimPrince]

i know he said hes just experimenting, but one q an episode sucks.. i want more

[NobleKoan]

Once or twice and My grandma wouldn't say shit. If I stay fucking bitches with no regard for how loud the fucking is and shit, then I think she throwing something at me and the bitch.

[SwagTutorial]

she dead.

[Notle81]

I did get caught! Her words were. "Damn you could have left the lights off..." -_-

[chillmeister509]

My Grandma is blind so I could probably just play it off like " I'm just watching porn and eating some tuna Granny...I'm going to the supermarket later, you need anything?'

[dabeshu]

She'd probably tell me to leave, please.

[7nick4life7]

she'd be like.. " hey nick! what are you d... OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! my precious carpet!!! NOOOOOOOOOOO " ...

[dalesalsa]

@7nick4life7 hahahah hahahah breath... hahaaa

[SikWitThiz]

My grandma would beat me with her cane until I squirted from the top and bottom ahaha

[Only1RealShane]

What would she do ?

NAY SIR ! What did she do ?!

Walked in , thought we were cuddling and talked about who she was going to vote for in the Irish Presidential elections ! If that wasn't bad enough , brought mother in and continued the debate. Needless to say .. I did not enjoy it.

[Tommat194]

@Only1RealShane Who did she vote for? :L:L

[Only1RealShane]

@Tommat194 She went through the list ..

David Norris - She didn't like him after the whole Israeli child thing .

Mary Davis - Just didn't trust her

Dana - Not a contestant in her eyes .

Gallagher was FF so Nope .

And Martin McGuinneas was IRA , can't have him in control of the Irish Army ..Nope nope nope .

I think she went for Michael D.Higgins spoke Irish and ...in my honest opinion ...Simply because he was the oldest candidate i.e same generation as her ! :D

[Tommat194]

@Only1RealShane Haha interesting :P. I don't pay much attention to politics tbh, but those views are fairly similar to my parents views haha. I do think similarly about McGuinnes, and Micheal D. Did seem like a good candidate, which is cool considering he lives like 20 minutes away from me! XD

[Only1RealShane]

@Tommat194 Serious Question ! Did you vote ? I went for Norris !

[Tommat194]

@Only1RealShane Nah, one more year til I can vote. Even if I could, I currently wouldn't vote anyway, just because it would feel futile and stupid to vote with little knowledge of who it is I am voting for. If I do gain some interest in politics I will, but until then.

[Only1RealShane]

@Tommat194 I was so so disappointed with all my friends when they told me they didn't vote ...

They gave the shittest excuses as well ... Too cold, too tired , too late !

Absolute shit ! They should be brought to Court for not voting ...Bloody Traitors ! :D

I do suppose I missed the elections , felt pretty bad about that .

I also assume I have always had the slightest interest in Politics ..Or I just wanted to feel Mature :D

[didondio]

Haha,she wouldn't able to see me ! Haha !

[ItsRapBoy]

fuck.

[15kardozo]

She would ask to join!!!

[emerica420]

She'd say... Make sure you got a jimmy on

[Trencyn]

my grandM would say.... Bring you grandpa next time bitch!!

[DisturbedAngelTechno]

my granny will beat the shit out of me

[3bery]

My nans dead, so if she was to walk in, I'd never have sex again.

[Kantum100]

3some much??Step-Granny hell yeah!!

[NxUnit]

My grandma would have trouble hearing the noise so its all cool :D

[mushos32]

Probably she will fuckin schream have a heart attack and pleasure herself simultaniously after she see's my HUGE penis ;)

[Gothhana]

I'd be disowned, and the guy would be thrown out naked, then i'd get a lecture for 7 hours about how i should have waited until i was married because you can't fuck before you get married in their eyes. Somehow remarkably they think i'm a virgin. PFfffffffffff hahahaha.

[t3d3o3]

My grandma would apologize and leave the room

[shemek6]

well my grandma is dead so i would probably run out screaming ._o

[Kennyisthebest15]

skys impressions are the fucking best lol

[oblivinater]

My grandma's Old school italian, she would literally Get a motherfucking rolling pin and kick the shit out of me.

[dalesalsa]

@oblivinater haha awesome....  Same Here.. I can relate.

[fallenangel1624]

aslong as she doesnt want to join in , then i dont care

[DhillonSama]

BLAX! Thats the sound of her hand hitting my face.

[slysci5]

if my grandma walked in id be scared fucking shitless , both of em are dead O_o

[ikkeaxel]

@slysci5 same hire :P

[erdal0]

got enough of this. always the same shit nig. I'm gonna unsub.

[psalib89]

My grandmothers dead so if she walked in I would stop. It's a big deal seeing a ghost.

[DurrtyTBH]

She probly wouldnt say anything to me... but she'd sure as hell tell my Dad and he'd kick the shit out of me

[konkeljoint]

My grandmother is muslim. She'd get a heart attack....

[suuperstylin]

haha this story reminds me of dave chapelle's skit "when keeping it real goes wrong" lol!

[iloveonlyoana]

she would bring milk and cookies

[micheal89edwards]

well i would be fuckin brickin it cos both my grama's are dead

[gsmastermike]

It would be really awkward if my grandma walked in on me having sex considering shes been dead for 20 years o.o

[peachy258]

My grandma probably can't see what we were doing!

[Andilex23HD]

To be fair I dont know what my granny would say or do if she walked in on me but id be pretty fuckin happy because both of mine are dead and shed be a miracle coming back to life or id be really fucking scared because the zombie apocalypse is starting but that just means I get to lay more pipe.

[k5lta]

Come on Grandma's living room floor? have some respect and take the bitch to a public bathroom or cheap ass hotel then wash up in the sink....

[tomcatdcn]

your fly was unzipped at the start of the vid yo

[aassaa99]

Sy plz make these videos longer with a 2nd question

[HitMeUpOnMyCellPhone]

Jeesus christ, the YouTube translation shit is hilarious! Thumbs up stunnaonflyrims

[Inkrediblepwn]

My grandma wouldn't do a thing, she's dead.

[timoback3000]

Verbally and physically kick my ass! Then drive the girl home middle of the night and tell her parents, what a whore she is.

[Uatemydoodle]

shed walk out and then ask me a million questions after

[GorgonDrageil]

My Grandmother would castrate me... yes, CASTRATE, as in, cleave my balls clean off.

[TheDezmona]

Ask the girl if she wanted cupcakes...

[dogfight156]

"today's question" has been getting more specific and eerie lately.

[KingNike316]

She'd reach in her purse, grab that 45, and try to put a bullet where the sun don't shine.

[xennelul]

my grandma is a virgin!

[usdfghk]

My grandma would probably laugh at my penis size.. Or clap. Either way, shes a BADASS!

[jigglybacon]

she would be proud that im not a virgin!

[lordjimbob01]

she'd beat me with a belt...

[Nozasean]

She'd get up out her grave and whoop my ass!

[psych0s15]

The one question format aint so bad.

[veteranReserveShadow]

chase me with a broom stick out the house and pray for my dumbass. probably bring the preacher around too.

[pinkdragonflyx3]

She'd probably have a heart attack and die...

[kingdamification]

cheer me on saying

"give me some grandbabiessssssss"

[GreenApplesCA]

The title just made me say WTF

[coolflame0]

Well my grandmother is blind and proabably say

"BOY CUT THAT CREEKING NOISE OUT!"

[Dexduzdiz]

hahaha early introduction to swords XD 

[CALXYBERRY]

Shes so old she wouldnt even know whats going on..

[RCgnome]

Grandma would get out her broom and chase both of us down the street

[stunnaonflyrims]

If you think Skyy John is funny from just watching him... you have to turn on YouTube's Translation feature and prepare to laugh till you throw up.

[rittyt]

@stunnaonflyrims haha great idea, i laughed my ass off!

[screw0606]

That dome comment was PRICELESS!

[UcheKO]

She would remain dead....I hope

[ZeQiR]

Probably cheer me on, other grandma would have a heart attack though.

[biggun7171]

Hopefully kill the fuck over, the bitch is 96.

[siddgaa]

Stuck to jizz ! Lmfao

[serioushamster]

Well my grandma cant walk but if she saw that shed run...and kick me and the bitch right the fuck out!

[MrCharleyz]

The ending is badass!

[BikerBry]

ZERO game without your own place. NOBODY bangs in my bed but me!

[techbbq]

Lol fuckin Grandma's Boy

[JosephCee]

xD

[datboy30thaking]

no fake accounts for questions just ask him

[Markson20]

fucking funnnny

[pyroz8ball]

Caught before. Nan gets real mad. MY HOUSE ISN'T A BROTHEL! Anytime there's a girl here nan questions why the floozy is here and says that the house isn't a dirty brothel. I've snuck a couple in with her not knowing. Also banged one on my uncles bed hahaha

[hennesseylady]

Grandma would probably walk in, look, walk out. She's half blind and deaf so whatever

[MrHav1k]

Hmm....

I DONT FUCKING KNOW

[mrsxedre]

my grandmother would tell my dad and my dad would say " nice job son "

[MusicDAnthony]

My grandma would walk away and pretend she never saw anything. I would look up and just see the back her walking away...

[marcoismyman]

id get one hell of an ass woppin!! 

[DoctorBojangIes]

Honestly I think my grandmother would just walk out and not ever mention it, my granddad on the other hand would think that it was fucking hilarious and i would never hear the end of it!

[Tchado1000]

She would shoot me in the balls , and that's a fact .

[cmithril]

Since My Grandma's Dead I'd Be Scared Shitless And Probally Piss Myself xD Wouldn't Be Too Pleasant For The Chick

[danielinraleigh]

I'd say "Bitch, get back in your grave! I gotta keep this thing stiffer than you!"

[torrid426]

I dont know what grama would do but I would be so happy to see her again.

She has been dead for years.

[UncleMiyn]

i need to make a new account so i can send in a question.

[shizzam3]

Put that dick away sonny and show grandma some moves you got ;)

[neilsonlin]

She'd probably say why isn't she asian.

[torrid426]

Get ripped. Women wont care where you live.

[MrSFblack]

grandma walks in on me *awkwardly surprised facial expression

granny: "BOY GET YOUR DICK OUTTA THAT GIRL & TAKE THE DAMN GARBAGE OUT LIKE I TOLD YOU TO"

me:"aww grandmama"

granny:"AWW GRANDMAMA MY ASS!!! THIS IS MY HOUSE,YOU AIN'T PAYIN NO DAMN RENT HERE.IF ANYBODY IS GONNA BE FUCKIN IN THIS HOUSE IT SHOULD BE ME."

[ExpressiveBeats]

@MrSFblack -__-

Considering my gramma's long deceased, if she walked in I'd shyt on myself!