Dating Advice for Men Over 50 Years Old

[bongoboyj]

0:35 ignore whatever the fk that is in the lower left corner, but damn that is a fine fanny.

[Hannible100]

I,m an old guy i dont get any problems but i do have a 9 inch cock;;;

[cotybarker]

@Hannible100 spit it out, it ain't yours.

[avoterinmo]

I'm 47. I have a body that is in very good shape regardless of age. My wife is over 10 years younger. I'm not rich by any measure. She laughed when she saw this and said she was with me because 'You can still charm woman half your age and they think it's their idea'

[avoterinmo]

@avoterinmo P.S. Wife has a body like the one at :05 and it is summoning me, as she just walked by with a cup of coffee ...... JUST a cup of coffee.

Peace-out!

[TheRisingStench]

@avoterinmo If that were true, you wouldn't have felt the need to mention that. Dream on. lol

[mattjett8]

STUPID!

[THICKLUVA1]

DAYYYYUUUMMM...

[RequiemForChange]

for the love of pixels...dont people know what the fuck HD is...?

HIGH DEFINITION MOTHER FUCKER....USE IT.

[lilfeds2x]

Fuck this, im settling for the rihno porn/............

[KeithWasHere1]

0.22 makes me smile!=)

[KeithWasHere1]

yeah right then they say "ewww hes got a creepy smile" or some bullshit like that!,chicks can run down 20 things wrong with you in the first 60 seconds.

[KeithWasHere1]

0:22 oh my goodness gracious i want to pack that with ice cream and peanut butter and just tear it up! nom nom nom nom nom!

[pgartier]

prostitution

[TheGoat1954]

Liquior is quicker

[JumpMan6560]

Vighgxbvxzx

[ScorpionXDragon]

ur gay

[coldfarted]

Cialis

[666NuevoCr999]

SO BAD ARSHLOCH!

[lowsten]

What the fuck.

[camj256]

YOU DON'T SAY?



[winnerclip]

wuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaa

[TheCarlosyado]

My grandfather once told me that if I wanted to get a girl's attention, all I had to do was show her my penis, but please don't do it guys. For some reason people at the mall don't respond too well to it.

[77davidbeckham77]

ME COGLIONI! ! ! ! ;-)

[guadalra]

Sad shit.

[bacardipardy]

Why does your dating advice for men over 50 comprise of pictures of under aged girls asses. Oh, right. Nevermind.

[papadok646]

you know by the voice this is some Bullshyt!!

[elementsk8punk]

ummm are you forgetting Roofies? They're always effective and they'll let you do whatever you want to them ;)

[MultiMan120]

you make me wanna beat you up... anyone else in? :D

[CapnDumpsterDiver]

I'm an amputee an if you think its tuff 4 u to get dates but there is one thing that always works....just talk to them.

[gregorybel316]

arshole



[jr464hc]

Get off youtube works well

[CASHMOUF1]

fuck you craka

[BIGJOE3681]

All nerds have been outdone by Bill Gates. The possibilty of u guys ever being cool again is done.

[MrCreech12]

you got cut off by your own video fail haha

[marleySux]

chloroform.

[oscie1]

@marleySux LMAO

[Adamwaddum]

Keep clicking 0:20

[Momosaidable]

I find miserable Your use of naked Women images, and the totally ridiculous out of proud estime of your message. Try to do something higher, and usefull. have a nice day

[Astrobrant2]

Okay, goofy and nerdy, but true. A nice smile will be an automatic 2-point boost on your looks scale as far as a woman is concerned. If you have a really great smile, many chicks will melt. Even the smart ones.

[LouieGrind]

HAH.... GAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYY!­!

Cudos to senior Chang!

[runningcockroach]

douchebag

[Bodysmoker]

One time of every four times. 25% of the time. That is 4 girls in every 16 girls you ask! Will say "yes" When you just plain ask them "Do you want to have sex?"

BAM! You just became a master dating pro!

[domino817]

HUH?

[TheSheriff1947]

have a lot of spare time hey mate ?

[Ometopada]

Advice for all men: Don`t date. You`ll be happier and more successful in life. You`ll feel respected, appreciated and useful.

Pussy is not worth all the trouble.

[JPTest22]

@Ometopada I say that to my penis.......he never listens

[wigwamman1]

Want to get a girlfriend? #1 Don't be a creep. #2. Check your ego and self in the mirror (be realistic) #3 Good hygiene #4 Be a friend #5 Don't mention sex ( If she's interested, you will know) #6 Control your consumption of alcohol... no one likes a drunk asshole. Last? Be patient. When the right one comes along you will know it. Go get yourself a nice girl!

[M0oM0o1]

@wigwamman1 WOW I DID WHAT YOU SAID AND INSTEAD I ATTRACTED MEN! FUCK YOU

[oscie1]

@wigwamman1 Are you a woman? you sound like one

[Practiti0ner]

wow lol a tool giving advise on how to fuck women...

[Xetenor]

The fack is with the guys voice. FAIL!

[darkreaperevony]

@danielleandkendra maybe men are all pigs JUST TO YOU on account that your a rude bitch with an attitude problem - grow up

[FringieVids]

Roofies are more effective that alchohol.

[LalalalaLaFontaine]

how about "hey bitch i have a lot of money...."

[drummerDENY]

@LalalalaLaFontaine works every time :-D

[whima100]

A NERD YEAH RIGHT.



[1BlubeTube]

@LalalalaLaFontaine Well, a lot of money for me to get around so I can pay for gas. The woman has to have some good pussy if I'm gonna spend money on her and filler full of food and maybe buy some flowers for her. And when I did have the money to get around in the 90s, it was so I could buy decent clothes and be out and about just so the women that I hung around with could get to know me, then I would give my number and they would start calling me. Sometimes five or six, my parents hated that.

[kyjarhead12]

@1BlubeTube Riiiiight... do you still live with them?

[1BlubeTube]

@kyjarhead12 Hell no, the one woman that I'm with now is the only one that I've ever lived with.

[Kerb3r0s]

@LalalalaLaFontaine some might also resort to the all powerful "marry me and you will get your green card"

[christianafcy]

really dude ?

[DwyaneWadeCounty]

A smile is VERY effective, but alcohol is simpler and much more effective, though. Try it. You'd be amazed.

[1BlubeTube]

@DwyaneWadeCounty Yes it is effective, I've been to bars where the female bartender would buy me drinks until I was to drunk to say no. And I have had good looking female-bartenders do the same thing. So yes it does work. Its something how they get real hooked on ya after sex. I'm like what the fuck, we can't do this every 10 minutes, that gets tiring after 8 hours. Pussy is pussy, but what the fuck, then she wanted me to do charity-sex for hers friends.

[1BlubeTube]

@DwyaneWadeCounty They were so fat and smelled so bad from 5 feet away.

[1BlubeTube]

@DwyaneWadeCounty I would have had to hose them down and poor bleach on them, or that's the other way around, oh well.

[DwyaneWadeCounty]

@1BlubeTube lol

[Artofdrop]

@DwyaneWadeCounty Bitch please ! Cloroform is the most effective.

[OutkastProjectz]

@DwyaneWadeCounty I tried that. and i woke up with the neighbours dog...

[VibrationsDrawn]

@danielleandkendra .. most of us came here to laugh the what we expected to be the stupidity or mislabeling of this video. I mean, when was the last time there was a video with a closeup pic of a woman's butt that wasn't COMPLETELY unrelated to anything sexual?

Granted, I don't go around looking at those videos, but my limited experience tells me that's how it pretty much always goes, hehe :P

[thelegionary1000]

over 50 the ansewer is VIAGRA

[Hannible100]

@danielleandkendra Why are we ALL disgusting? I dont think i am my dads not my grandad wasent ? Maybee some guy abused you ,, but not all guys are pigs babe.

[MrJrakk]

@danielleandkendra What are you a fucking nun?

[JorawarU]

faggot.



[RequiemForChange]

what a fucking faggot

[TheBeanerEffect]

what a fucking faggot

[thathoboguy95]

best opener is either feedin the pony or hold that lil tight thang apart with yo hands

[frankz00]

@WhoAr3You Depends on the chick. A smile can be a decent opener though.

[halomrskullz]

i respect u man thanks for the good tips

[missmealways1001]

wtf?

[cigoizi1]

jurk

[Trauncher]

He's absolutely right. when she looks up at you with your schlong in her mouth, (you know the look), you should smile. its just rude not to.

[cesky69]

FUCK YOU

[WhoAr3You]

Smiling gets you nowhere..Seriousness is better.

[pleasurecise]

Absolutely right! :-) SMILE!