Monologues Are Stupid (Modern Warfare 2 Machinima)

[TheLAchi3]

@StankyChestPoop

It was headshot retard, Bullet to the head kills silencer or no silencer

[StankyChestPoop]

This is unrealistic.....he couldnt of killed him in one shot with a sniper,it had a silencer on it :3

[ADIONentertainment]

@StankyChestPoop

It was an headshot.

[Raulsbullet1]

LOL he got pwned

[thesifter66]

Hahaha. first, at 1:51, the guy says "monologues are stupid". and then at 2:00, it turns out he does monologues too!

[VGFlikecrazyTV]

i swear to got u guys got that from darkspire films matchmaking -halo 3 when the guy was making a machinima and some1 said that was stupid,every1 does that

just go and watch this ur gonna say the exact same thing

/watch?v=5t8sdXeH3A4&feature=r­elated

[5theshortone]

That is so so awesome to good

[RichyBoyBlaze]

105 people carry big machine guns, and dont respect snipers...

[IAMDIZZYONFANTA]

@RichyBoyBlaze A sniper that can shoot straight doesn't need respect. He just gets kills. A sniper that needs respect are retard "pro" no-scopers - a waste of ammo and time.

[RichyBoyBlaze]

@IAMDIZZYONFANTA "pro" no-scopers aren't a waste of time, and can get kills if they know what there doing, but theres alot more people that cant do what a sniper can do, and maybe your in that category.

[prestige162]

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[Tommiddlecoat]

you sir have earned a subscriber.

[ReBornvxHD]

"iknew deep down in heart"..haha faggot...lol he said they were gay then he does one..hahah

[Jm0n3yba9s]

hahaha the ending was hilarious.

[Hevy477]

"After calling him faggot and watching him walk away I look deep down in my heart that myself do unwise, its only a matter of time berfore I reliz-"*Bullet goes into head* "wow what a bunch of faggots" XD XD XD

[drbell2008]

WTFFF!!!!!!!!!!! i used to have a comment on here that had 453 thumbs up D:

[RunNgunTages]

@drbell2008 lol yeah right

[thomslager]

wow what a buch of faggots

[Kiba3Af]

He got shot in the head and touches his face that makes sence

[ThePikachuKiller]

----3

[MrEDDYB92]

i need this music, its epic.....so if anyone can tell me what it is...ill highlyappreciate it

[TheRealKingDahaka]

"after calling him a faggot....." xD

[PeterJHYT]

I use ACOG Barret, not neccesarily to snipe :P.

[TTiimmaayyyy14]

OMFG FUKING FABLE 3 ADVERTISMENT I DON GIVE A SHIT OF THT GAME

[ThePinchedLoaf]

This is epic.

[Luis131996]

holy shit 3D!!! 1:10

[javiq91]

how bout u change the voice

[BRHughes42]

ok.. nice vid but what is it about, I love these vids just make them funny.

[icypenguin100]

Well if you guys think for a sec thats what snipers are suppose to do in war, they dont rush and expose themselves

[xXJenkoXx]

@icypenguin100 You're right with me I scan before I go to a spot easy way but I died as I ran cos I got hit by a care package!

[CrazyBoyzxX]

best camping spot but kind of boring and funny the video

[TheFatcat5021]

snipers are important but they would always completely fail their mission without the guy who does the calculations for the sniper (only at very far range) like wind speed and direction so both are equal.

[LethalCodSniper]

it takes lots of skill to snipe whoever says its easy to snipe is jus cuz u use it a lot and are not use to it and you say automatic guns are hard cuz ur used to only shootin one bullet at a time...unless your a M21 sprayer:Pand i think snipers hard cuz im a LMG guy ad assault rifle...well mostly everything except sniping:)

whoever can do both is god!!!

[Gunsliga1224]

102 people hate shooting stuff from very far distinces

[fearoftheboxer]

this game fails at life

[NandJ98]

@fearoftheboxer then why'd u watch the video

[SquashAndMammoth]

Haha this is the best by far

[XeroOwnz]

I snipe, but don't Camp.

I rush while sniping (maybe thats why i never get Quick Scopes D:)

[jerm511]

nvm screw that comment

[jerm511]

hey guys add me on live its Medevil Knife im kinda decent usally go around 20-6 or something every game *Im not a hardcore player i just quick scope* :P

[Exileforces]

LOL!

[XLazyPurpleX]

lmaooo

[hennesmafian]

epic tittle for a game name : northern waffle!

[JulianBaynez]

@hennesmafian You mean blue waffle?

[ronaldo7number1]

LOLOLOL

[pokahontas12]

add me on ps3 machinima mines ghost8777666

[MarioBros199522]

966 peoples missed the dislike button

[RetardedFriendsMusic]

@MarioBros199522 Dude thats too old 2 do ok??!?!

[Spectre5095]

You go through basic training using assault rifles and machine guns, if you're good you then can become a sniper. Be sure to get your facts straight o)... that smiley is a cyclops LoL

[SamboRamboisSam]

you actualy made me lol XD

[THEWALRUSRIDER]

boring, lame, too slow

[CatReligion7772]

"Wow, what a bunch of faggots." lol

[Ltspongebob3]

What is the music for the monologue?

[loading1231]

lol

[teddy385]

what is the song at the end??

[pcplaya1]

@metalstar28 correction 99 people missed the like button

[ElitistProductions]

With a silencer, that wouldve been hitmarkers. Correction, EVEN WITH FMJ, that shot would have been hitmarkers.

[coolchad3]

@ElitistProductions ot on health miniscule

[xNintendan95x]

LOL! This is pretty good.

[tycor1996]

lmao



[slurptheworld]

in real life there would be mistakes, not hitting the bolt accedently the gun jamming and all that. and the the barrett would be heavier but just as heave as the intervention.

[slurptheworld]

excuse me while i end the controversy of barrett vs intervention, inthervention fans say the intervention s accurete and the cocking motion has to do with skill, however i will prove all those points invalid or void in a sec. the barrett is as accurete because mw2 dosent count for muzzule velosity or bullet lag. the barrett has more power making it better for killing on most maps. also the cocking mechanisim is totally done by the game and there is never a mistake.

[ThatStarWarsFan1]

I...am a sniper.....

[TheGaGaJew]

wats the song called that is played at the end of the clip?

[TotallyOpGaming]

omg dude that was the funniest thing i've seen in a while. Thumbs up all the way!

[drbell2008]

1:53 Thats what she said >:D

[12uffles]

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[funnystevens6]

Monologues are stupid and some times funny 

[GhoZtRiDeR21]

ah finally some1 answers lol thanks

[Sammytinkle]

@GhoZtRiDeR21 Men Lacking Girlfriends

[GhoZtRiDeR21]

guys can some1 tell me what MLG means?? i know its like a pro of some sort but what does M L and G mean??

[MrTheDarknesswithin]

@GhoZtRiDeR21 Major league gaming

[TheWolverine7]

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[DeadlyFallout1408]

@GhoZtRiDeR21 martin loves gays

[chaser358211]

@GhoZtRiDeR21 Major League Gaming

[DthSOfficial]

@GhoZtRiDeR21 Me Love Girls

[TumleELITE]

Why cant i go past 0:49?!?!?!

[ThaKiDD0player]

why?

[Cheeze190]

@phazon911 more like their big pussies while everyone else is risking their lives

[Cornychicken101]

@phazon911 i snipe in every game with a sniper apart from team fortress 2 that sniper is just dumb

[Narutoowns79]

@phazon911 I would say the guy operating the tanks or the artillery or the bomber has the most important job.

[pHDinSnowcones]

@phazon911 it takes no skill to snipe in mw2, in cod4 it does, but not mw2

[Goldensword2]

@phazon911 If you mean to snipe in real life,its more than "skill".To snipe you have to consider gravity,using the mil marks to drop the bullet head on.Also,stalking takes patience.Stalking,a sniper can move 100 yrds in 24 hours.Unlike the COD way where you just run and camp.Sniping in COD takes NO skill.The longest sniper shot was 2.5 miles long.Snipers are mentally and physically more advanced than a goddamn dolphin.So basically yes,snipers ARE more advanced.By the way,im 11. Kiss my ass. NOW!

[TheMrReviewerKid]

@phazon911 no im pretty sure the people who r running and gunning have the most important job and the thing is in real in the end every1 either dies or is fucked up in the brain and sniping takes 0 skill

[buxbunny11]

@TheMrReviewerKid please fall off a bridge or something sniping takes the most skill just look out there at those retards who quick scope because they cant sit their asses down for 3 seconds.

[transmorpher951]

@phazon911 do u know the m40a3 the sniper from call of duty4

[UndeadCaptainPower]

hahahaha

[n3818cabobo]

@totoness1 explain?

[lupitagrageola]

CARLS JR.!ITS A HAMBURGER PLACE.ENJOY!

[grantz999]

Who the fuck still plays this shitty game? I thought all the MLGs would have moved to BC2 by now.

[roadtorupert]

@grantz999 like 10 000 000 people still play this game fag only like 100 people play bbc2

[523TRITO]

@grantz999 well because nobody gives two shits about bc2, since it has triple the size of derail for every map and people run over anybody they can, also u can glitch out of the map so dont say mw2 is shit, every game is shit

[Whoizcasper]

@grantz999 nope because BC2 is fucking boring

[WyattsFreakinChannel]

@Whoizcasper Well getting killed over and over must be boring.

[tommy12887]

@grantz999

your a smelly fucking jew go die

[totoness1]

Fake and gay.

[MrElment0]

@totoness1 hahaha you watch to much ray william johnsons videos...

[freshbro12]

carl

[LinkGrayX2]

CAAAARLLL

[MarcoChelsea10]

"Carl What Are You Doing???"

[Thebomb1514]

I must admit most places in Modern Warfare 2 are really camping spots for snipers

[Just2Comment789]

@Thebomb1514 camping and snipeing are diffrent. unless your waiting to quickscope people

[EaZyProduktions]

@Thebomb1514 How do snipers camp in real life they dont even move yeah i know i quickscope but its a game and Modern Warfare maps are tiny compared to BFBC2.

[TheHartmanis]

@Thebomb1514 yeah keep crying. it doesnt make u any better

[hejpwmig112]

@Thebomb1514 ...snipers dont camp they are ment to be at a place and stay hidden ....

[crossfireterminator]

he can better go to dr phil

[badi8grade]

OMG i look at every vedios on your channel its so fuckin fuckin funny

[Inlic]

Nice ending.

[ImpaIement]

Wow Scout Snipers Are the Best , Your Even Lucky to Be One .....

[Mikcrow1]

lol wtf Faggot Add me Mikcrow on Ps3

[estrellaazul27]

add branli on ps3

[zelda1russell]

Operation flashpoint has better sniping... no quick scopers, also takes skill due to bullet drop like it would in real life

[OmegaTrooper1]

@zelda1russell cool so uhh...how are the graphics...

[zelda1russell]

@OmegaTrooper1 good even though it came out before mw2 watch a trailer

[zzdaphenomzz]

lol

[recon294]

FAKE AND GAY ps keep on trollin

[unnameddelta38]

bloody awsome man keep up the great work hilaarious

[mfm3789]

Hmm, homophobia. Original.

[MrCopyshow]

copy halo monologue fuck this copyrith sorry machinama for insult .so you creator of this vedeo need a big corection. you are **** faget man

[unitedboy0]

lol

[james12woods]

haha thats good

[rocktofakie2]

the first sniper's face is fuckin ugly

[Footballazz]

2:06 - 2:17.........LMFAO

[bae296]

thumbs up if you think mario's got a huge cunt on his forehead

[Detraze]

2:08 haha epic headshot

[marturasmc]

ROFLMFAO WTF LOL LOL LOL THIS IS EPIC!!!

[YoMamaEFaaat]

this is a copyright idea from Halo.

[MrCopyshow]

@YoMamaEFaaat ya you have reason fuck this video sorry machinama

[ashace1297]

Lololoolololololololololol

[GekiMS]

rofl

[TheNecromancer246]

thats why i dont put a surpressor(silencer) on the intervention,makes it sound like a pellet gun lol

[Tehetti17]

This is a copy off of a older h3 minitage on machinima

[Orangekebab]

lawl!!

[Ethanerkul]

Lol, voice changer :P

[ProKillerful]

I´ve learned that monologues can get u killed and at the end of the day you will be called a Faggot....xD

[CharlieTheNerd]

LOL 2:42

[BiteMe10326]

2:09 lol

[xXLyricz2k10Xx]

at 2:00 lol!

[jaycarmine]

I did monologues myself....

[sambo734]

lol.. ''butt nooo, the army wanted another snipper.. nur nurr nurrr''

[drbell2008]

"it's only a matter before i relalize...." BOOM! "Wow what a bunch of faggots."

[zwxwvutsr]

@drbell2008 that is my favorite part

[drbell2008]

@zwxwvutsr :P

[pobbart13]

@drbell2008 fuck you

[gypsynyco11]

yhewst vbghyuutttttttttttttccsxacv d

[ihazzrecon]

lol pmsl nice when the guy the revolver started his monologue that got me laughing

[meroxis]

lol it was epic until he started talking

[TheDrummerNut]

2:13 "wow, what a bunch of faggots!" lol :D

[arie1994]

this is shit

[warhammerhawk]

wow waht a buch of fagets LOL

[JJMOUSLEYJONES]

my psn id is jj-fuzz add me if i can help you

[ModernCreed]

Im loving the machnimas coming out of these guys, but honestly, can they think of a better insult then "faggot".

[colagice117]

that was awesome and soo true

[sxrt15]

My psn id is SXRT

[sendingful]

@BubbaJ1M I agree

[charecter222]

"It's only a matter of time before..." (SNIPED)...... Only a matter of time befor what? WHAT?!

[TrackmaniaRules]

XD awesome ending

[leonk1998]

my cereal has no flavor.

[wweandresr]

to be continued......... is wat it shouldve haad where the last sniper does a monolouge

[xPredator980911x]

PRESS F5 TO SKIP ADDS!!!!

[Hauktjern]

What a waste of my time! Don't bother waiting for the vid to load..

[Remington870magnum]

I thought this was serious and slightly emotional, until 'CARL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING'

[2scope2]

@Remington870magnum me too

[murdsham]

2:09

[murdsham]

@murdsham 2:08

[mikewasouski123]

at the beginning....you get shot in the back of the head and you fall backwards?

[REYDER0905]

lol *BAM* what a bunch of faggots XD

[Abcdefg123456789anuu]

HAAAASAHAAAAAAA NHAAAAA LOL