Navy Recruiting Video

[JgHaverty]

Lol. the only people dogging this video are the ones who havent served in the navy.

give me a break...

[ThePurpleNinja4209]

Every branch has a job to do, and they do it damned well. That's why we have 5 branches and not 1 single combat force. Because they do DIFFERENT jobs equally well.

[ThePurpleNinja4209]

haha its funny how many people go on the internet claiming to be Navy SEALs, especially now that they get all the media. I heard that for every 1 real SEAL, there's 600 people who regularly state that they are. Note to the wise: Real SEALs don't generally proclaim to the internet what they are to validate their point.

[caseyglunt]

Lol the end 'don't join the army....cuz that's just stupid and at beginning 'AWWW YEAH!!!!' lol what do you eat at boot camp???

[iron883sport]

Hahha fuck you, I'm a navy EOD tell me this shit is easy

[artcritic78]

I'm a disabled ex Navy Special Warfare Operator 2nd Class, that means a U.S. Navy SEAL who is an E-5 to those who don't understand. I'd be willing to meet plus welcome anyone who mocks the Navy, Marine Corps, Army, Air Force & National Guard then spit in their face. I have my favorite MK 3 MOD 0 ready for them. This video is a spit in the face to those who serve in the U.S. Navy & who wore the uniform.

[JgHaverty]

@artcritic78 No its not lmao.

Former MMN1(SW/AW)... no ones mocking anyone here, its a joke. Get over it.

[MaryWaterton]

By order of Congress it's a FAG MILITARY now. It would take a fool to enlist, and a damn fool to re-enlist.

[unleashthecookie]

na the navys gay this vid sucks dick

[MushroomheadSlipKnoT]

to bad the army dont fight, now the marines thats where its at. OH YEAH semper fi do or die

[MorganAustinC]

@MushroomheadSlipKnoT What are you talking about? You have no idea what you are saying. The Army is a great branch of military, any branch is good. They are all different for each different person. The Army has been in several engagements and has supported this country since it has started. Have some respect for our troops, no matter what branch they are in. Because every branch is necessary.

[MushroomheadSlipKnoT]

@MorganAustinC i have the upmost respect for all branches and i know to importance of the army but most of my family is in the marines and in my opinion and experience the army could use more discipline when my cousin came home for 2 weeks from Afghanistan he was in his dress blues and we went to the mall and the army recruiter starts mocking him for no reason so what do you have to say on this matter.

[MrChrisinbk]

funny shit but true!

[frankdanny1000]

navy sailor babe everyday lol....

[caveman73]

Hell YEAH!

[STarCRAFT4BRITS]

MAN THE GUNS

[Fighting4noobs]

Sorry Army... I got to family members that served in the US Army. One went into the National Guard, and the other went into Army Infantry... But im joining the Mighty Navy Booyah!

[LinemanLB5472]

I take it you're a retardican?

[Crazyfred22]

0:28 lolol

[terrell82490]

FUCK YALL STANK ASSES.......DAM GAY SAILORS!

[inerasian]

@terrell82490 Navy bitch!

[Navdan87]

USS Wisconsin(BB-64) "Deck ape" here! Great video!!

[stampede274]

I'm in the army. I laugh because this is funny. I cry because this is true.

[synyster721]

hoo yah

[Ruiner1001]

UNLESS YOU PARTY TOO HARD!!!

[littlmisshippie15]

Hahahahha. Oh yes.

[MaryWaterton]

Now that Obama & the democrats are lifting the ban on fags in the military, your behind is no longer safe in any branch of the military. Joining the Navy would be like walking into the largest floating gay bar in the world and having pervy poofters all around you with no place to run.

[M51210]

Why do they use powdered soap in the navy? It takes longer to pick up

[johnhs3SoCal]

@0:45:

This dude must be more than hard up. Holey MOLEY!!!!!

[quikksilver19]

no! the navy is nothing like that! Im in the navy!

[shadowrider1]

hahaaha

[gotaluvpenguins]

thats why its the best time to enlist...in the NAVY!! :) haha luv it

[xoxharexox]

man this vid is bull shit my good friend neal jones got raped in the navy by some big black man named bubba.

[nate252]

LMAO!!!

[GirlHeartsFire]

hahaha Loves this! haha

[we5leyz]

buahahaha this is so true

[XElMonteFlores3]

0:28

[ProFundRaiser]

One of the best spoofs I've seen. Good job.

[AIRBORN94]

Marines.

[Rherf44]

Comedy is best when there is an element of truth in it. HM1

[Janayjanay1989]

this is so funny...the navy is nothing like that...i mean less casualties than the army and marines but not all of the BS that this vid is talking about...I think someone just made this vid to be funny...

[Gacul]

There will be big WTF !? if you get deployed into submarine.

[zaft93]

Go to any fighter pilot party. doenst matter if its AF or Navy. U may die.

[TacticalDude2]

Do they have a weight room on the deck of the Navy ships?

Also, do they have a lot of girls on ships? Being around guys so much may start to make me go crazy. As long as there are girls also.

[TheApocalypticMime]

Yes to the weight room. No to the girls. Somehow there were a bunch of ugly women on our float.

[Clone102]

Thats fucking right all other branches suck. we get pussy all the time so yeah suck it bitch. GO NAVY TODAY!

[TheApocalypticMime]

Uhm... that can't be true, because I was in the Marines and we got laid much, much more than you guys. I remember many a night in A-school, we'd be going out to the club to get laid and you guys were standing post and like sweeping stuff. Ehh...

[vgmaster9]

My brother is in the Navy and was going to get sent to Afghanistan as a soldier.

[unclekrush]

As a sailor deployed on the Lincoln, this vid just fucking makes me laugh. My brother Mike in Iraq is gonna kill me when he sees this on his myspace cause of me. Haha!! Hooyah!!

[PikPobedy]

At 0:30 it says airforce!

[danny81091]

no it says get some dude.

[89merz]

if you wanna kill be a marine, if you wanna be a sailor join the navy. Don't understand what makes one better then the other, Just a career choice. P.S. everytime i see a squid and a grunt get in a fight, The squid knocks the grunt out then, three grunts jump on the squid. Your cool!

[ArmyBoyRFA]

@89merz You dont have the honor of calling people squids, Jarheads, Grunts, or any other term like that unless you have spent time in the U.S. Military but if you have, then have it it!

[89merz]

@ArmyBoyRFA ok smart guy my brother showed me this vid he put that comment and hes been in the navy for 7 years, and he never said the word jarhead but squit and grunt are nik names nothing in offense of them

[boscogump]

@89merz Thats cause all Squids do is lift weights. Now you give that Grunt any type of weapon and he'll kill any squid out there. Plus I'd like to see a squid ruck 25 miles...or even get a LITTLE dirty, fuckin pussies. Your talking about Marine Infantry to.....a Dogfaced Grunt will knock you the fuck out.

[ghostlat]

@89merz Its ridiculous, because the Marine Corps and the Navy are all under the Secretary of the Navy. The Marines are the ground extensions of the Navy. And hell, we send naval Hospital Corpsman to war with the marines as their medics. I for one hate to see this stupid fighting.

[roguej15]

Most of this is A school too...

[minamiryanova]

The simple truth is, if wars could be won by killing things and screaming Oorah! all the time, We'd all be marines.

[azxdesertrat]

Army says: Hooah

Marines say: Oorah

Air Force says: Hooup

Navy says: Fuck You!

... All you bitches can do is hate on it.

GO NAVY! HOOYAH!

[Dan52d]

"All you bitches can do is hate on it. "

Wow that sounds really gay!

[CJAKADoc]

agreed, Hooyah!

all us military branches rule, i just choose the navy, specifically US Navy Medical Corpsman. i couldnt live with myself if i was in the military and not in active combat.

[bonesusmc08]

United States Marine Corps: where real men and women go to make a difference to someone besides themselves

Semper Fidelis,

LCpl Hile, D.R. USMC

[azxdesertrat]

Your just mad cause your marines are a department of my Navy. Eat a dick private pile, D.R. USMC blah, blah, blah.

[kmy137]

yeah they're a department of the navy, the mens department

[Zarathustra690]

@azxdesertrat It's the Men's Department of the Navy!

[Nightmonkey17]

Navy. The coward's force.

[chilledkirby]

Unless you're a SEAL, they just kick everyone's ass.

[azxdesertrat]

Both of you can shut the fuck up.

[chilledkirby]

Heh, or not. You commented on a post I made 3 weeks ago.

[tylermacias]

Bullshit.

I'd like to see you to call a sailor a coward to his or her face.

[clubxtra]

Pretty much the Canadian Navy in a nut shell

[cmj30474]

i wish the navy was like that. it is bad ass, but co-ed anything aint gonna fly. you cant get drunk underway, and sex isnt likely either. i would have had way more fun since i enlisted if that were the case

[desfend]

Okay, please dont offend MY navy by talking about "battlecruisers" whatever the fuck those are, 'big artillery' that we dont use anymore (if your talking about battleships there are none active, and we dont ue artillery we use missiles now).

Please shut the fuck up and kill yourself. Your an idiot.

[Bimbo16]

hey dallas...fuck off

without our tech and comps u'd be fighting with fuckin swords and fists...

without having heavy artillery (and i mean fuckin battlecruiser heavy) and air support to save you're asses EVERYTIME you call on the radio for support...

think before you fuckin speak dumbass

[volodenon]

rock the NAVY! OOYAH

[keithen123]

hoo yah navy

[stepennwolf]

Hey Dallas , STFU Navy does alot more than u think, Seabees bust their asses off building AND fighting to protect what they build, and if theyre not building they are on patroll, JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GRUNT

[keefe54]

I have nothing against the Navy, but don't try and bullshit me with the same ole "We POGs do the same shit as the infantry", Seabees are the same as Army/USMC Engineers they aren't as bad ass as people think. Don't try and pretend they do the same as Army 11B's and USMC 0311's

[stepennwolf]

no, i know i am an 11B, but my grandfather was a seabee in vietnam at khe sanh and was there in the seige with the marines doin the same exact job as marines, tryin to stay alive.

[keefe54]

Vietnam was a lil more hectic than the current GWOT and everyone is "tryin to stay alive" but there is a difference between just trying to stay alive and hunting down and eliminating the enemy. I am an 11B but started off as a 21F crane operator and have deployed as both. Trust me it is a world of difference between being the hunted and being the hunter

[diegomdallas]

U.S. Army here...yeah. Guys, go ahead and take the pussy way out. Go play with your computers and let us do the real work. Oh yeah, and be sure and learn how to scrub toilets cause you gotta start somewhere in the navy right?

[tehgilligan]

Stop saying hoo yah. You're embarrassing the rest of us. And don't call people shipmate.

I'm going to assume you you either just got out of RTC or are soon going. Otherwise you would know better.

[promontorium]

Hello, I am an official U.S. Navy decruiter. Please, if you have any question on how I many convince you the Navy is wrong for you, please do not hesitate to ask.

[Joelibra633]

haha "An official U.S Navy Decruiter" pretty slick man lol

[ickyou]

How is the Navy wrong for me, please expain?

[erikeccles]

It isn't.

[ickyou]

pleas explain why...it isn't?

[erikeccles]

Our Navy is the most powerful in the world. In the minutes following a President's order, our Navy can send jets and battleships at any enemy which may arise.

I personally like the military because I don't believe in God; the military gives me something to live for and there is nothing wrong with living for something that you believe in.

And it saved my friend Josh's life because he was addicted to drugs and the Navy set him straight. He came back buff as hell and with badass pics and tats haha.

[ickyou]

I see what you're sayin'. I'm not religious myself though I do respect the Bible with great admiration. Alot of American principles and precepts were from the Bible, hence...the Masonic founding fathers, of which were Freemasons.

I see what you're saying...the Navy is a great branch of the U.S. military and it's something that I'm heavily considering. Thanks for your comment.

[erikeccles]

Hey man, your religion is your business and you have the right to worship what you want.

I actually talked to my Army recruiter today. I'm headin' to basic and then airborne and then Ranger and then Special Forces. I think that with my training it'll be a while haha.

Anyway have fun in the Navy and don't take shit from anyone except ass-kissing officers. Good luck.

[Tukarama]

I loved being in the Navy and this is just too funny! I always did say the Army and Marines got shot at too much.

[katosj]

hoo rah yah the seabees in country are fighting like the marines at times

[keefe54]

ummm.....no, no they aren't

[arcade16]

Im leavin for the navy in less than a month

[katosj]

good luck stay strong and not army strong.

[promontorium]

Don't do it!

[CRedmond1]

This is bullshit.

Fuck who made this.

US Navy stands for HONOR, COURAGE, COMITTMENT

This is bullshit.

Leaving for the Beloved US Navy in 8 Days.

[katosj]

hoo yah good luck

[wedey36]

Hoo yah!

[promontorium]

How can you "belove" something you've never known?

[keefe54]

what are you 18? Get your head out of your ass

[kalterplanet]

@CRedmond1

It's a joke. Don't take it so seriously. If you're joining the navy you'd better learn fast that every service rips on every other service.

[DerPilotMann]

lol nice

[heather78usn]

That is so perfect!!!! God damn i miss that lol!

[katosj]

hoo rah shipmate

[thebigguns51807]

LOL! 10,000X