Talking Cat

[WalsonJunioOliveira]

CORRE JOHNSON!

[shelbielynnVEVO]

Oh Long Johnson for President 2012!!!

He should be Liberal.

[AnonymousKdub]

LOL people think this shit is real. its fake as fck.

[Maklch]

that's not a cat. that's a drunk pirate!

[xXMikuLuvuXx]

OOOOOh Why I eyes ya D:

[Shmiah]

honestly nearly peed my pants laughing!

[3danaable1]

lol

[scorchedcandy]

This cat needs a talk show!

[19galliano65]

This cat really gets me going every time when I get tired or bored and loose track. Refreshing fellow!

[MrCrazyGarrett90]

if anybody actually knew anything about cats...this cat is making those noises cause its pissed off. you can tell because its ears are pointed back and cats only make that type of sound if it is mad...

[TFSTACHE]

Who's Don Piano?

[vdven]

@TFSTACHE the head of the piano mafia

[TFSTACHE]

@vdven I see.

[shelbielynnVEVO]

@TFSTACHE Don Piano is probably a concert pianist... I guess this cat likes his music or something?? lol

[catsri7503]

very adorable thumbs up

[rhyseeroo]

WHAT THE FUCK?! HOW DID MY CAT GET THERE

[morefredmoore2]

This is how a Zelda Fanboy reacts to a remotely negative comment about Ocarina of Time.

[OceansongxOwlstorm]

that cat reminds me of ezylryb i have no clue why

[lulusia19]

lol

[sparta1901]

aww thats soo cute checkout my chanel with me and my dog me making him growl check out my other vids thank you.

[cncleader]

Ive heard the audio everywhere, and here it is...

[QUARELOSO]

oh she's suffering lol

[cjbringer5]

lol thats to cut

[kittenluver999]

hahahahahaha! hilarious! i luv this cat

[nightcaty]

funy

[Brayspowerhouse]

Very funny lol

Check out the Talking Cat on Jack Army Tv

Check out the Talking Cat on Jack Army Tv

[kelby180]

the cat needs a translater

[skiingxmoose]

Is only the left speaker going?

[chidibabymiki1]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

[BillTheCat7]

So what was the cat saying to the other cat? You're a pussy? :)

[eastendthug360]

i eat cats

[silverstar4365]

Thats fucking incredibal my cat burps but nothing close to that

[Myasorez]

I love mr. Don Piano Cat.

[Tiscando]

Oh long johnson, oh don piaano, I believe this is the funniest vid of a talking cat I've ever seen! Thumbs up if you agree

[Lanjablogg]

@Tiscando U missed of my dog??

[Lovethevols194]

Great!!! Please watch spike worlds best bulldog says I love u. Thanks

[geekchic123]

he sounds like my confused grandpa........

[emopenguinsluv]

i <3 cats... and penguins

[magoocat123]

i have seen this like 3 times on youtube

[gneisenau321]

@7blueberrygirl

Yup definitely prefer this Kitteh to Justin Bieber.

[jackson100ist]

so cute

[XApokaX]

Oh long Johnson?:D:D

[003shivani]

Of course this is real! My cat makes the same noises when it sees another cat.

[LadyStonecut]

Cats are like men. Feed them, rub them, clean their messes, then they go out all night and come home and vomit. Then they ignore you. The only time they're nice is when they want a treat. :)

[tobytobetobe]

@LadyStonecut get back in the kitchen

[LadyStonecut]

@tobytobetobe ahahaha!

[xXLunaLovesHarryXx]

lol!

My cat can say "I want Out!" and my other cat pees on the toilet

[Jacknzyeah]

wouldnt it be cool when you have sex that cat is commenting it all... :D

[TGCP186]

you should see oh long john the movie @tgcp186 on youtube

[Regi0nal4ntenne]

OMD...

[LilHearts26]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL SOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!!!

[Lynn2Teish]

My cat does that two when she's mad that's what the cat sounds like when it's mad! lol but it is funny

[clarinetvballer]

cats are poop. dogs are BEAST

[tickyul]

@clarinetvballer Uh, no you got that wrong.... I love dogs....but, they do eat their own poop.

[clarinetvballer]

@tickyul wtf dogs dont eat their own poop. ur highhhhhh

[tickyul]

@clarinetvballer I have seen it, doggie chowing down on old-mcpoopy, they chomp and swaller.

[ricko1985]

@tickyul no u right, dogs eat cat poop only...

[tickyul]

@ricko1985 Yep, pretty gross, that is one of the reasons why cats think they are superior.

[funnya100]

@clarinetvballer Cats are way better than dogs

[gabbirawk]

ahhahahahahaha

[97dancergal]

i wnt to bundle this guy up and take him home with me!! TUMBS UP if you want to too

[Koolcatgirl908]

Question. Why is Obama in the tags? .-.

[B3NZOF3RRARI]

dude cats are wierd my aunts can say here name it fuckin creepy fuck cats

[yppans123]

hilariousss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!! 

[mangohylle]

What the fuck am i watching? I was watching "Im on a boat" 5 minutes ago?

[AnEyeOfTheOpenMind]

This would be much funnier without the stupid "subtitles"

thumbs up if you agree

[DubstepFox]

that sounded like a really big fart..

[XxAnimeKnowItAllxX]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[daveyboy131]

ohhhhhhhhhhh long johnson

[Bushido1991]

OH LONG JOHSON IS THE BEST XD

[devastatorist]

hahahaha omg hahahahahahaha ho hahahahahahahahahahahah that's fuuuunny hahaha

[Trumpetawesomeness]

Hahaha my cat does that all the time! :D

[chocolatetacos123]

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[mandyscott20081234]

Ha sounded like the cat was drunk

[MsDisneyObsessed]

LOL

[GAXIOLA0106]

Hahahahahahahahahaha  funny cat

[TheDzEkI7]

hhahahahahahahahahahah

[carterslave]

the name of the cat he is growling at is long johnson

[SweetStrawberry417]

Lol

[BleumoonSelene]

The cat isn't really talking. Our brains are just trying to make sense of the strange growls he is making.

If the video didn't have captions and just said "Cat makes strange sounds" you probably would have heard any words. It's cool though.

[7DrKnockers7]

@BleumoonSelene That was a complete and utter waste of an explanation that no one truly cares about.

Good day.

[BleumoonSelene]

@7DrKnockers7: Thought it might be an interesting fact. Thanks for telling me you don't care, I can add you to the "Nobody Cares" list. :)

[Smellmenoweww]

Sounds like hes telling us a pirate story while hes having a hangover from to many kegs of catnip.

[Painrunner]

and making this took how much catnip?

[WoW69911]

OMG i lolled soooooo hard !!!!!!!!!

[041190Jarkal]

that cat for president!

[Sa33M]

OMB this is the most awesome and hilarious vid on YouTube I love it how did you get him to do that???????

[goo83]

ha ha. long johnson. ha ha.

[ThaOMegaCheeseBurger]

OH NO IT LEARNING HOW TO TALK QUICK STOP IT BEFORE IT LEARNS TO MUCH

[MsInloveforever]

0:14 sounds like the cat is saying "Why I outta..." lol

[Aplexis1323]

Lol

[simonlagerstrom]

sounds like the dwarf i twin peaks

[jolishet]

oh don pianoo XDDD

[ThaNea193]

SOOO AWESOME!

[TadRaunch]

I have a cat that looks a lot like that, and makes similar noise when he growls. He's also very vocal with meows and chirps, etc.

[gtamission100m]

he's like oh no no don't get close oh no no

[Lorza2k9]

haha it should go on britans got talent haha

[Lloydy69able]

"Oh Long Johnson" haha!!

[maxizcute123]

hahahah that is funny

[NeverMindPL]

"Why I eyes ya" - holy crap , what does it mean ??!! help plz

[pedoforce7]

rubish



[rainofwhispers]

This is sooo funny. always makes me laugh. didn't know that tomcats can produce such sounds until I saw this video. Last month, my tomcat did the same thing when i brought a stray cat in the house. it was really funny.

I really love this video. Good job :D

[AshleyWebkinz]

LOL ME AND MY DAD R LAFFING SO HARD I LIKE THE OH DON PINANO IT SO FUNNY LOLZZZ X_X LOL

[airsoftveteran1]

Fake

[maxinc26]

real funny!!!

[N0OBoNNerF]

Oh My Dog

Oh Long John

Oh Long Johnson

Oh Don Piano

Why my eyes ya xD

Thumbs Up !!

[Frvrv]

I fucking lol'd at Why I Eyes Ya XDDDDD

[4evermaya07]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!! !:-D

[HannahVampire]

Aww I wish he was mine! So cutee!! <3

[krakelak]

"Oh long johnson"

Johnson means dick lol.

[ghosthunter2006]

@krakelak o rly?

[krakelak]

@ghosthunter2006 Ya Rly.

[MrDestroyer3000]

@krakelak hhahahhaahaha omg hahahah

[ace4968]

lol this is great its in like every compilation of cat videos out there.

[xdeiri]

Clearly is fake this cat is about to attack look at his ears

[raoorz]

cats are cute

[DoobiScrew]

@raoorz

true statement. I love this video, I watch it once a week min.

[RadioHomicide666]

"why i eyes ya" *shakes paw*

[Invatorzimgirl1121]

Is the cat really talking

[Breethmein]

"All the live long day"...funnier than hell!! I love it!

[BloodDrinker72]

he speeks like yoruichi from bleach

[ciereid]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

thumbs up!!!!!

[marchy196]

hahahhahahaha LOL

[MissHatered]

Вдохновение нашло...

[jaidenbaumber]

sound like an asian women snoring for some reason

[hassan7777114]

this is a fake u people are all dumb. get a life!

[serpicogattonero324]

soooo loooooooool

[smsf96]

oh i wish that i have a cute cat/////////

[schaapjeschaapje]

This cat sounds like an American vicar, preaching hell as a reward for human immorality! " What the question is...where is the Christ!? For why I eyes ya....All the live long day..."

[roowlant]

LOL That cat was a milli second away from slashing out someone's eyes 

[josh1111111111111100]

luls

[LowRagg]

scary

[tiago987321]

@LowRagg you must be 6 years old to consider that scary

[chiyokoreto]

@wasssuppp08 lolz the exorcistxD

[GregRK7]

is this cat seducing me?

[meepmeepbunny]

this isnt fake you idiots that like beiing rude

[meepmeepbunny]

so funny but it looks crappy

[earlandbob]

Oh don piaaaano!

[gamerderzocker]

Fake and Gay

[MrJesseTHEbody]

@gamerderzocker

no!

it is NOT gay

and trust me NOT fake

havent you heard of "talking cats"

i will give you a hint. their hiss / meow turns out to sound like words sometimes if it is a 'epic' cat.

[x56Nick]

aww, that cat has the most adorable eyes i ever seen..lol xD

[chrising299]

talks better than mishka the talking husky

[chelseelovesJB1]

LMAO

[Emily3875]

What a pissa! I love the subtitles!

[jfooza]

is that real?

[leif8757]

AHHHHHHH DUDE THAT IS.... i have no clue

[HaraldTheTalker]

He sounds like and old chineese wise man too lol. Awesome page with a lot of cool stuff! Come see our new channel HaraldTheTalker About a Ritzy talking hamster who enjoys the finer things in life. Please Sub and help us get featured :)

[simplyscar]

whe i first saw this it sounded like it was saying "i'm on crack" lol

[Ramonajunie3]

I thought it said "Oh Don Johnson".

[theasdfgman]

@alternpersona lol wut is "DRAMATIC KITTEN HUG"?!?!

[alternapersona]

toooo cuuuuute!! reminds me of the kittens in "DRAMATIC KITTEN HUG" LOL!!!!

[DollyBluesman]

By the way, this is a relatively calm cat! Mine yells so that the neigbour cats run away, just because they cannot bear that yelling.

[seansomoray09]

hahaha! soo hilarious!

[rammsteincommuniti]

Des is jo geil

[Mcturner1995]

@wendilawsonul ummm... lady gaga is a guy

[zubitz]

@Mcturner1995 lol mcturner hehe he is tho

[Water93Phoenix]

Cute~ lol

[GoldenDomino]

the cat is growling at anouther cat! dont yaw watch afv? gees!

[LarryBogary]

its either fake and gay, or this cat is scared.

[Brokenarm101]

thats a talented cat:-)

[MrWesley3000]

That was awesome!

[POIZZON77]

wtf!!! that looks like my freakin cat!!! (sereausly) but my cat sings opera and plays 3 diffrent musical instruments(fake)

[MariusMMS]

@POIZZON77 if it plays guitar, give it my number :D

[MoralOrel]

Dude, the cat isnt actually talking, the voice was from something different

[antbauer07]

Of course it has absolutely no idea what it is saying, the subtitles just make it more funny.

[isokessu]

Of course it's not fake but does that cat know what it's saying or that it's saying at least something O_o or does it make random voices what just sounds like the subtitles tell?

[chop98]

@isokessu Yes, this cat know exactly what it is saying. Cats are going to take over the US Government within the next after having mastered the English language.

[DirtfaceBass]

@chop98 taking over the freaking world in the next weeks... thats the plan.. i tell you.. oh shit they are comming.. i have to quit...

[oIPoiiZo]

If want to be Chinese monk, you must be never forget chant: Oh long john, oh don piano, why i eyes up, all live long day, you be a happy chinese man if you chant song evewy day.

[olhuzzy]

What a Riot!

[XjodieJCX]

OMG and i thought my cats wierd when he walks into a room saying mum, hello malc and hay ect!!!

[theblabla27]

ahahahhahaha. I can't stop laughing now!

[cRounch67]

looks fake ..

its like chinese voice

c'mon get a life!