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  • actually agreed with the review one of the only not biased ones

  • you should do your hair back

  • i was clicked on the vid like "Why is she reviewing this sexist junk? WHY WOULD BE BUY THIS?" Then 0:48 and i was like "OOOOOH!" Hahahaha! haaaa......i hate Duke Nukem

  • People dont care about these they just watch cuz they have a hard on cuz your a cute girl with an accent sorry.

  • Im sorry, but I mistaken you with Rebeca Black... so similar...

  • You didn't make it to the Hive level? I was curious to see what a female gamer thought of that one, in video rather than text. I was pretty horrified, myself, but I'm trying to figure out just where they crossed the line from the lovably ironic chauvinism of DN3D to the so-ironic-it's-genuine chauvinism on display in DNF.

  • "Rented, not bought. I'm not an idiot!" -Ha! Ha! Ha!

  • Admit it, Squid, you want that Duke ass. LOL

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  • i was excited to see duke come back but i think they tried to keep it to much like duke 3d. the graphics were alright but stuff like the animation just looked old.

  • hola señorita, que linda eres!!

  • Shake it baby squid!!!

  • The recharging health was dumb. The thing that really pissed me off is the sprint mechanic. Not just that is has the stupid sprint but it works like shit too.

  • Oh lol a review after half an hour... Smooth

  • Nice dance moves, haha. But such a potty mouth! :P

    Yeah, don't blame you at all for losing interest. It just gets worse from there...even Duke was pissed off at the game's ending.

    ....I wish that was a joke. But sometimes, fact is funnier than fiction.

  • I'm honest enough to say that this should be one of the worst games of the year. Gearbox killed it and maybe 3Drealms did too.

  • You put American dollars in the begining instead of pounds!

  • You are not just pretty and funny, you also have the most wonderful accent!

  • Shake it baby! lol

  • camera, pan down....just a little bit more....please?

  • This is the kinda shit that's funny when you're 9. Cute accent.

  • Game about boobs and tits and jokes and all the DN3D stuff being reviewed by girl with .... a lot of character :D and perfect and nice english = yup, im in haven :D ...

  • wow hes playing on a 360 at 1:30

  • That Game is so AWESOME! Buy it !!!

  • nice review i really like cause it was funny, hey can i have your gamertag or PSN ID so i can play with you some day ??? =P

  • Lol. That was funny BUT like you would ever tell Duke to "f*ck off"! You know what he would do to your head and neck lol

  • the game lost a bit of humor when it was rushed to be finished without the original devs.

  • damn she's good !

  • I love you, Your so attractive with that smile ;)

  • Great review, hilarious intro! Always love your videos :D You rock!

  • i actually found it really fun. simple. but fun. Sometimes a game that doesnt take it self serious is a welcome change. plus just when i thought it was going to get boring something new would surprise me. thumbs up for me.

  • what the hell is this?

  • The game looks too puerile for me to really enjoy it.

  • you got nice jugs therefor I have subscribed

  • Here's the problem the orignal Duke Nukem came out when gaming wasn't considered cool by the masses. Now gaming is cool and everyone does it, these people look at Duke Nukem Forever as they look at all the new games like Halo 3 and Black Ops (played both and beat both). There is no real thinking to those games it's just shot shot and you have a preset path. Well you do still have a pre set path like all FPS there is puzzles and things you'll have to solve. Like the original Duke Nukem game.

  • Insane mode in this game is ridiculously difficult...which is refreshing because most FPS on the hardest difficulty arent bad, this one is.

  • Your reviews are entertaining Squiddie!!

  • Your reviews are entertaining Sqiddie!!

    =D

  • I loved playing this game, it was a great game when you don't die, seriously it's fucking easy as hell not to die, In the story, I mean you health heals crazy fast and sometimes you don't even die when the ego bar is whipped out. This game was relaxing.

    The level at which everyone was kissing dukes ass throughout the story was Unbelievably hilarious. Although the underwater Gameplay did suck, the rest of the game was enjoyable.The online is awesome as well. The ability to be killed so easily wi

  • Duke Nukem, 12 years or whatever in the making and it turns out to be the biggest pile of donkey crap I've played in ages. I took mine back and traded it in for Dirt 3 (which is great), while I was in there another 2 guys came in to get rid of it aswell. Saying about the load times when you die and how crap it was overall. Glad Gamestation do a 10 day return policy :)

  • Duke Nukem, 12 years or whatever in the making and it turns out to be the biggest pile of donkey crap I've played in ages. I took mine back and traded it in for Dirt 3 (which is great), while I was in there another 2 guys came in to get rid of it aswell. Saying about the load times when you die and how crap it was overall. Glad Gamestation do a 10 day return policy :)

  • 3 minutes and 5 seconds one thinking:

    show tits or gtfo

  • the game is shit 

  • Since Duke is openly mocking other fps-es the halo gameplay makes no sense at all actually, but this game did change hands hands more time then the Holsom twins so the schizophrenics nature of it is not surprising.

    Gameplay still sucks tho, Duke can't truly be portrayed as a bad-ass when half the gameplay revolves around hiding like a pussy.

  • she got big boobs

  • I know this is video old but just wanted to say he dosen't get shrunk for no reason when he comes out of the elavator he steps into that green stuff and shrinks.

  • U obviously ain't a gamer, so who wrote ur shit?

  • U lil bitch I meant duke

  • Im 25 years old and grew up playing Duke Nukem 3D, loved that game and cant wait to check this one out.

  • I really wanted to like this game but its pretty bad...

    too many shooting galleries, two weapon limit, too many dull scripted scenes

    i could go on here but its too depressing -_-"

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  • Great intro, Good review, gotta say though I'm about 3 hours in and I'm really enjoying it. The crass humour made my day mainly because I'm so sick and tired of everything these days being so politically correct!

  • great review as always :D the beginning made my day though LOL as much as you don't like the duke, he got you to dance ;) he does that. Only guy i know who can announce himself like a roller coaster "Must be 18 or older to ride". Also, you'll like the duke a lot more when aliens show up to steal all the hot chicks ;) Damn it.. why do they always take the hot ones! again though awesome review! and @npsdivStar Suck my Boomstick.. Nuff duke quotes? I can do this all day, who wants some?

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  • What a surprise, a woman who was playing with dolls when Duke Nukem 3D came out is criticizing the game.

    Duke Nukem Forever is great - I love it. SquidGame you're welcome to play 'My Little Pony' or 'Eclipse - The Game' and let serious gamers play this nice game.

  • @r8qt7 i'm a duke nukem fan, it fucking sucks balls, she mostly told it in the nicest way without saying its shit, horrible or any other mean word in the dictionary you can use to describe this crap. look at the scores dude 5.5, 3 its fucking shit. don't stand up for a game in development for 12 years and it feels like a N64 game. i bet the reason it wasn't released originally was because the former developers knew it was shit and saved us from playing it. .

  • @ramerster3000 In several magazines it has 69% and more - compared to modern shooter with excellent graphics it's really good. I doubt that you will find that graphics on a N64 game. Duke Nukem Forever is about details and insider jokes. It's full of it but you didn't seem to have watched out for.

    In my opinion (and a lot of my friends) it's a fun game, especially in the multiplayer mode. We have all bought the game and I haven't thought about it ever since. You don't like it? Don't play it!

  • @r8qt7 my point is, shes stating her opinion and you seem to bring her down because shes a chick. shes played MK 9 a bloody game and she really loved that game. dude i bet she can beat you on MK 9 if given the chance.

  • @ramerster3000 No I criticized her because she obviously are playing other kind of games e.g. My Pony. I haven't criticized her sex but her taste. Learn to differentiate.

  • @r8qt7 so what, i know a lot of boys who play that unicorn game. because its fucking hardcore. she plays my pony so what.

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  • The game is not meant for a girl to play it. A review made by a girl is nothing one should care about.

  • @npsdivStar

    why? because girls can't like action and guns and aliens and strippers? I know girls who play FPS's more than i do, alot who find humor in the over the top jokes that the Duke brings. The aspects of the game she was pointing out were the graphics quality and gameplay, and you don't need a dick to see the flaws in a game. I am a huge duke fan but i havent had the chance to try this one yet, I know i will like it, even if for purely nostalgia, but her points are still relevant.

  • @PixelJustice20XX And girls can play computer games. If you aren't a Duke fan (male or female) you don't understand it. And she is definitely no duke fan (you aren't either).

  • @r8qt7

    what? are you actually trying to say im not a duke fan? I've been playing duke nukem since it was an apogee sidescroller for DOS. I love the series but I can admit when a game has flaws. Like duke nukem 64 for example had more flaws than anything! I am looking forward to playing the new one, i will most likely like it. Everything she said about the game makes sense and you DO have to be in the right mindser to play it. I'm a FAN, you're a Fanboy, so blow it out your ass! as duke says

  • Lol

    This girl was in kindergarten when the last duke was released, so she had no connection to the game or his character. In this case I also woulnd´t like this game, it isn´t state of the art. Those who had a connection to this game will have lot´s of fun BECAUSE it´s outdated in so many ways.

  • You show the first 30 Min of the Duke and says you played it... the duke would say:" suck it baby!" As the first Duke rescue the Earth you was think about what the different between a toaster and a PC!!! 

  • i would like to bang her hard!

  • Like the review mate. I was wondering if people would like this or not. Like you I may wait until its in the sales or 2nd hand before spending my money on it... Loks... ok though? ;o) x

  • The game was made for pc and will not be as of a nice experience on console... as you can't move around as it was intended to. If you like these kind of games like in the old days... doom1,2,3, quake 1,2,3,4, blood 1,2 and shadow warrior you're going to love this one! I've only played duke 3d not the previous games, but it was a really nice game so directly pre-ordered and got this one!

  • heard it was awful...oh well that's what I get for spending 100 dollars on the balls of steel edition :(

  • Duke Nukem Forever feels a bit outdated and some of the jokes seem to come from another millennium. Well, that's because they do! But still, Duke Nukem Forever is a fun game, despite the shortcomings.

  • she shouldnt talk about games she does not understand. hey shes a pussie! its like a veg writes about quality and taste of meat.

  • I actually didnt get it. Why criticizing the game based on the fact that its quality doesnt scale with the production time. Wasnt it terribly obvious that it wouldnt be as technically great as other games, which had less production time but a much bigger budget? And also i dont know why people criticize it for beeing plain dumb, or having a pubescent humor? Of course it has, thats exactly the point.

    I grew up with Duke 1,2,3D.., and in my opinion Forever is a great extension of that francise.

  • Its DNF. They changed the Engine 10.000 times. What do you expect. And the Humor is great. Its the duke.

  • cool video laidy ...

  • Great work :D im gonna wait for a price drop though if im honest

  • Wow who would of thought a girl review lol good job love the limbo and red dead review keep up the good work.thanks jurrasicjunkie for the info.

  • Nice intro :).This game looks amusing, but shit lol.

  • @ninjabearhug Haha. And thanks!

  • @SquidGame If you knew anything then you would know that that it wasnt produced for 14 years it was actually 3-4 years the other 10 years was trailer and finding a good graphics engine for it.so apperently you dont know a whole lot about the Duke Nukem franchise so you should really leave it to people that actually know what the fuck they are talking about

  • @TheReaper951 easy boy, she didn't mean it took 'em literally 14 years to develop just a level, just that it's been a loooooong wait since it was announced, there are 9999999 video game channels in youtube, go find one that you like.

  • @greatrulo Correction 10 of the years was it getting passes between studios and the actual development time was only 3 years

  • @TheReaper951 preproduction counts as development, you mong. Seriously you sound like you have no idea. Those of us old enough to remember all this shit when it actually happened (I suspect you were a baby at this point) will have seen several iterations of this game go through the mill and development halted for sections of the 14 year span, but to say 3 years is the only development time is a complete lie.

  • Disappointing :( after so long! I wouldn't blame you if you didn't make it past the 1st half hour...great review though! Hopefully the next game you review will be one you enjoy more! :D

  • London accents kick ass.

  • I'm from Belgium and renting games was outlawed here about 5 years ago because 'renting hurts the industry financially'.Wankers.Anyway,ni­ce review!

  • Another great video Squid. I was never really a fan of Duke Nukem to begin with. It always seemed like the only thing that this franchise had going for it was it's dick and fart jokes. It's definetely a game I will never pick up.

  • Welcome back Mother Squid! :D Hope the vacation was fun!

  • @starryblueorange Haha, thanks!

  • @SquidGame

    Don't take it bad, but I think you must be the phantasm of many gamers (which I perfectly understand ^^)

    Greetings from France !

  • ehhh I'll wait til this game hits "greatest hits"

    Awesome review though :)

  • I'm going to have to Lovefilm this

  • I think renting this game was the best move you could have made for this game - it's been making a fair bit of money but is clearly just nothing more than a disappointing flop, which is such a shame after 14 years of development like you said! Much like Borderlands, I feel like its developers fall short of creating a game that you'll be able to play time and time again without getting a bit bored of its repetitiveness...

    Looking forward to the next review!

  • I guess you don't like to Duke it out in DC.

  • haha, great review.

    anyway duke shrank because the aliens put a shrinking thing outside the elevator doorway to piss people off because they have invaded earth for some reason.

    anyway the game is great but considering i have been waiting for it since before i had any pubic hair its a bit of a shame the gameplay is so terrible.

  • I like this girl

  • so i guess you dont like to play it like duke nukem.....

  • Haha. So glad you decided to discuss this game.

  • i think you should take it back and get your rental fee back lol

  • I like the new intro :3 defo NOT buying this game.. great review always. u looked tanned :P

  • Folklore indeed - it was great seeing it in PC Gamer way back on the Quake 2 engine.

  • haha your vids always make me laugh! and that toy car looks like fun!

    Bet you don't finish it :p

  • why the fuck at 2:46 it shows a guy urinating?! lol

  • @technoman232 there is also titties in the game AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • ha rental FTW - I'm just amazed to see it actually got released! Nice new intro, so is that the end of the old one, as I kinda liked it though I suppose it was dated already what with the hair colour change.

  • @KeXithG I was quite sad to let it go :(

  • wow, you have a new title sequence awesome...we just need theme music and we have our own Miss AVGN lol " shes going to show you the present, to play the games that doesn't suck ass, she rather play Phoenix wright, then the epic of La Noire. why aries had to die, why is red dead ending so sad, why did it take 12 years to create duke nukem and still suck so much balls, shes the most kindest, nicest video game nerd, the squid gaming nerd" lol needs work but i was thinking on the top of my head.

  • @ramerster3000 Awww I love this - it really made me smile, thank you!

  • The welcome back video, yay. Duke Nukem forever is a sad example of a game stuck in the past unfortunately. The FPS genre has moved on and duke is a stale character next to the Nathan Drake's and Ezio's of this world. I choose infamous 2 over this and I am very happy with the choice I made. Love the new logo and the intro was very funny. Great work as always and I can't wait to get involved with the site :D

  • I dont think it's as bad as people are making out, if anything it just proves how reliant peopel are on overlay cinematic stuff. It's a okay game, thats pretty much. Not half as bad as people make out, if anything people need to play a legit bad game such as Rogue warrior or Vampire Rain. Fun and silly that's it. And if we are to nit pack on a games details e.g. the hand brake on the toy car then you should also nit pick on titles like CoD which have jsut as much out of place things in them

  • Shake it baby!

  • Great video! Nice to see you rip into something.

    Love the new logo

  • Good review. It's boring, clunky, looks terrible and has absolutely no redeeming features. Really, how can a shooting game not be fun??? I've never played an fps that's not fun before. They really did a number on this one.

  • Well kinda puts a downer on the games long.......long development but I guess we were not expecting anything amazingly good from Duke. Despite this though you have produced yet another fun and amazing review, keep it up, I can't wait to see your next vid :D

  • @xZ3r0nx Thank you! Do you think you'll pick it up?

  • @SquidGame Probably will at some point, just because it's Duke. I will most likely either rent it or wait until the price drops a lot. Just ordered the new Alice game though, and it comes with the first game too, so I'll be occupied by that for a bit hopefully :D

  • I don't like this game..... But i love your boobs! :D

  • @badmedusa Mature

  • I'm glad I didn't hop aboard the pre order wagon as I'm pretty sure I'd have been just as disappointed as everyone else. I think I'll just borrow it or buy it when it's super cheap, because let's face it it's not going to take long to drop in price. :p

    Fantastic review as always!

  • The intro was awesome, glad to see people with creativity.

  • Good Review to Meh Game lol, Hail to The King . . . Not ! What next squids ? :)

  • @AZnathan101 Ahh good question! Maybe something Zelda related to go with the Ocarina release, but not sure yet :) Thanks for watching!

  • Loved the review Squid, Never been a fan of Duke Nukem quite honestly and I doubt this game will be the one to change my mind. Such a shame Duke Nukem is as irrelevant as he's ever been.

  • Good Video "Liked" I not Play much of the Duke Games but I got Forever for the Hell of it After Trying the Demo... I'm stuck on the Campaign and Play alot of the Muiltplayer but I'm Enjoying it =] even it's a Long Time to Make it lolz

  • @steviet7 Oo so you recommend the multiplayer?

  • haha that was a fun intro

  • Great vid dude, ive not got Duke yet but plan on buying it after i finish infamous 1 & 2, gotta play it just to see what its like after all this time. Not expecting too much and hopefully thats the right way too look at it because if i was hyped for it looks like i might be let down lol

  • @Snestastic I think that's probably the best attitude to go into buying it with, who knows, you may be pleasantly surprised. And thank you!

  • Love the review as always your reviews are AMAZING!!

  • @Dlr64 Thank you!

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