Failures.
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  • actually, I get steam-burned regularly when I eat popcorn, but thanks so much for your sensitivity... nice, really. No, it's ok.

  • xoxoxoxo

    

  • 4:11 i would looooooove to do my hair that messy look :)

  • 500 well done

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  • 2:38 What is she talking about?!?! lol

  • i have a feeling that this girl gets REEEEEAAAAAAALLLLLY bored.

  • this was uploadded on my birthdaaaay lol ;) you're very preetyyy

  • sorry but you tottaly misunderstood scene......I REALY hope you were joking. Beause Im scene and wikihow kinda told you how to be emo.

  • @LivyLuvable lmao chill out its a jk

  • I laughed so hard at 1:10

  • Alexis, please go out with me. It would make my year :)

  • lol hahahaha i lie yuor vids! ..screw everyone else who dont

  • you look like cameron diaz

  • 4:24 square pupils

  • the popcorn bag thing... I did that once when i was little.. i wanted to smell the popcorn! i woke up with flu the next day

  • OMG ALEXIS HOW DID YOU MANAGE TO TAKE OFF THE PERMANENT MARKER???

  • you're stupid

    

  • why dont guys love you when you wear your lipstick like this? lmao

  • haha i love this :L

  • mac and cheese has butter ibn it

  • I love the sharpie.. totally gonna use that in the future...!! :D

  • u look like cameron diaz

  • omg u put a sharpie on your face ;) HAHAHAHa

  • Ever since the days of sneaking off to the bathroom my copy of National Geographic opened to the naked pygmies... I have wanted to tap a jungle bunnie.My mother pounding on the door saying "What are you doing in there for so long? What is that squishy sound?When are you going to finish? Can I watch?" did little to calm my craving to rip up the cock caverns of one of these missing links.

    The lips @ 1:05 to 1:10 got me to nut so fuckin quick God I'm so ashamed how fuckin horny I am right now!

  • soo pretty!!! <3

  • fantastic utterly brilliant:)

  • haha i love the scene

  • Love your videos. And I am amazed how you put markers and Sharpies on your eyelids. How in the hell do you remove them?!

  • omg you are hilarious. and gorgeous.

  • LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO

    K THANKS BYE

    YOU ARE SPOT ON LMAOOOOOO I LOVE YOU

  • So cute! Yeah, that's right, cute! Accept it!

  • "BRBz"

    <3

  • sharpie girl ur just plain weird!!

  • what is a scene kid?

  • @mlovesm2 wat u dont no wat that is

  • @TheWebuser3

    It means Shut The Fuck Up.... lol

  • WHAT DOES STFU MEAN SORRY CAPS LOCK STICKY KEYS :P

  • How to be scene... thats hilariouse...

  • amazing !! :)

  • I do stuff like that every night, except I don't film it. And we look the same too, I think we may have been separated at birth. :D

  • You should be an actress!

  • this ws amaizing. i love you . and yuour beautifull

  • i liked the brown hair but absoloutly love the blonde

    and you always make all your video's really fun to watch

  • Honestly, I use that line "Oh my gosh I haven't seen you in forever, whatsup? what it up?" ALL THEE TIME!

    No joke. :))

  • your eyes look so pretty! especially at 4:20!

  • LOL Your hilarious <3

  • You make an amazing scene kid. XD

  • you look way better brunette

  • Whats the song at 4:30 ? :)

  • ur sooooo funny !

  • Hahahaha the scene part is my fav. :D

  • The popcorn bit is my favorite part. xD

  • I love your eyes so MUCH! They're just so awesome looking! :D

  • you look nice in creem hair

  • I LOVE THIS SONG!!!

  • 1:12 :)

  • Your so funnyyy

  • you look kinda like jenna from degrassi.

  • @SuperDuperEpic18

    jenna's fat.

  • Your fucking grate

  • 1.05 - 1.12 omg lol so funny! 4.15 - 4.29 is strangely entertaining!

  • 4:09-4:13! my favorite part of this video! haha!

  • lmao....

    lgbq lzbq? :D

  • damn now i want some candy

  • why dont guys find it attractive when you where you lipstick like this

  • uploaded on my 19th bday!

  • 1:10 i actually lolled.

  • u look and sound so much like hayden pentriere in ur cream top!!

  • I LOVE THE DANGEROUS SUMMER

    oh.... and your videos! :o)

  • 1:00.. damn thats a nice piano

  • I <3 ur videos

  • hehehe, you should remake the scene vid, it looks hilarious!

  • lol

  • Relating to the popcorn thing; There is lip balm that says 'avoid eye contact'. Who would go.. 'oh, LIP BALM, *rubs on eyes*' That is what I wanna know. [:

  • wow, the part where you tease your hair and put tons of hairspray on it, you look exactly like this girl at my school. I am not kidding, the piece sign the headband, the face moles and the eye makeup, everything.

  • the lipstick thing made me rofl.

  • i love watching this video! i think i have watched it over 6 billion times! it is so funny!! :D

  • lol .. how often do you dye your hair ? sometimes its blonde , sometimes , brunette .. lol :))

  • i LOVE YOUR EYES.

  • hahhahaah you can get sooo much editing soft ware on here for FREEE.

    illegally....

  • your eyes are amazing. you're so funny, i loved the scene thing. (Y)

  • ahhhhh whats the song at 4:33??

  • @gingerkitti nothing better postal service

  • <33 :D

  • your are soooo funny and i love this failure of a video!

  • lmaoo .... ur always usinqq marker onn ur face! howw in the worlld do u qet it off! xD

  • " and this is how your hair should look like "

    looooooooooooooool !

  • hahah the postal service. i know every verse of every song on their cd and everyone around me hates me for it

  • 4:23 your eyelashes look AMAZING

  • hahaha your sooo funny lmao i love your vidx and i think you look btr with blonde hair :) x

  • your lipstick is pretty...

  • nice scene hair lol there is actually a girl at my school whos hair looks like that everyday. it looks like it takes a lot of effort

  • how do you put sharpie pen on and not have to bleach your eyes lol x

  • i think your beautiful! love your videos, and as a blonde i think you look awesome being blonde. however u suit brown too! but i prefer you with blonde, its lighter. makes you look tanner :)

  • why didnt you put up the scene video? that would have been funny. actually any of these videos would have been funny. loved it!

  • I Cracked Up Watchin This Video Its Hilarious!! HaHa Love It!! :)

  • 2:24

    well.. i have a confession to make.

    ive burned my face while making popcorn at least 5 times.

  • 501 subscribers now

  • "lzpq??" hahaha

  • lol... you're the best!!

  • LOL

  • "A classic sharpie, classic permanent marker of any kind because you're gonna want it to stay on for a few days anyway."

    That must have been a real pain in the butt to wash off...!

  • I love ya hair in 1:14 i can never get mine like this lol any tips ?? x

  • yr a lot prettier as a brunette:)

  • I cannot believe the shit you put on your eyes..Hahaha.

  • lmao ACPQ?? lol gret scene hair (: lol but really.

  • You just wanna use a sharpie cause you want it to stay on for a couple of days anyway!

    LMFAO!! You so made my day! You're adorable and its nice to see a pretty girl that doesn't give a damn about the typical girl stereotype

    *throws up the peace sign* Its cause I'm cool like that! =P

  • These are amazing!

  • Oh you shouldn't call these failed videos, they are far to successful.

  • ahahahaha i can't believe you used a sharpie for eyeliner. how did you get that off of your face!?

    love your vids. keep 'em coming. :)

  • lol my brother opened a bag of popcorn like that once.

    his nose burned

    haha

  • She is Really Pretty.

    & she makes really good points about highschool girls makeuppp

  • i like blonde better but you can do both colors very well

  • You actually look better with dark hair. it brings out your eyes!!

  • lmao, your great. :)

  • no mine!

  • what ? :|

  • hahahahaha wrong your

  • you look better with dark hair!

  • the scene kid clips made my day

  • lol saw what song it was lol i really like ur vids ;)

  • OMG what song is this and ur vids are AMAZE x

  • lmao the lipstick xD

  • you're cute as hellllll,

    i love how you can be funny

    without cursing and whatnot! 

    :)))) you're my faaavorite.

  • lmfao sharpie?! niiiceee

  • hhhhhhaaahha zpq?

  • haha

    "THIS is how your hair should look."

    I love your hair when it's blonde and your eyes are so pretty!! and you're pretty! and you're funny 8)

  • Haha.

    LOZP...Q?

  • your really pretty!

  • HAHAHAHAA THE LIPSTICK

  • You look like kirsten dunst!

  • haha when you were scene

    you looked like a better scene than half of the real kids are

    i bet that sharpie stayed on for a longggg time.

  • OH MY GOSH!

    1:10.. the funniest part of the video.

  • at 4:30 what song is that? i think i know it but whats it called?

    i loveee this video its really funny xD

  • nothing better by the postal service

  • ur friend looks like Natalia Osipova

  • They were really coool

    i loved them

    your great (:

  • i love you! hahahahaha

  • i like u ur funni

  • LOLL THE SHARPIE XD

  • 1:11 :D :D

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  • hahah everybody loves you and nobody knows you. your videos are wicked funny though.

  • Oh my gosh.

    In the clips where you are with you friend & in glasses you look sooooooo much like me when I wear glasses! Thats crazy. You have prettier eyes tho. hahah. I love this video & you. Hope you get more subscribers (:

    Your amazing.

  • i'm in love with your room :)

  • "..macaroni and cheese does not have butter in it!"

    ahaaa, I love you. x

  • awe youre awesome!!! so pretty too

  • and its sad how most scene kids DO look like that.

  • dude i freakin love you;

    your really pretty

  • you look alot like kristen dunst

  • that so funny

  • Alexis, you're the best. You also look a lot like Gabrielle Christian from a show called "South of Nowhere." It was a show that was on "the N."

  • oh my god, your soooooo freaking funny, im gonna subscribe!!!

  • youre probably my favorite person in the world.

  • u r soo freaking funny it doesnt make any sense!!

  • love ya

  • haha :)

  • im eating popcorn too lol!

  • how did u get the sharpie off?!?!?!

  • Mac n cheese DOES have butter...haahha. x)

    Kaythanks, BYE.

    hahah.

    I love your videos :)

  • OMG I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO LOOK UGLY, BUT YOU DO WITH THE SCENE MAKE UP LMFAO soooooory <3

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  • lmfao, i know she was joking , that's why i wrote it, idiot .....

  • i laughed so hard at the big lipstick and the hair! =D x.

  • 3:59 / 5:41 hahahah

  • hahahhaha awesomeneesss(:

  • It's funny :D

    What's the song at 4:30 btw? :)

    It sounds nice ♥.

  • Nothing Better - The Postal Service

  • Thanks :)

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  • you are soo funny xp

    u seem lie a cool person to hang out with aha

    ur scene parady was soo true! i no a girl that actually looks like that lmao.

    p.s u look cute with glasses!

    <3

  • you sorta remind me of britney spears =]

  • hahaha @ scene thing:)))))

    i just subbed:)

  • you are soooo pretty

  • what's the song at 4:30 btw?

  • HAHAHAHAHA 'lzpq' lol love it

  • your soo funny :]

  • haha you're so funny!

  • that scene vid would be good,i thinkyou should try&do one if you have deleted it off your pc.

  • lol i luv u