I think the Inquisition runs that school... but who knows, they might be able to say it is for 'separation of church and state' if he is really a witch. But this is ridiculous. In schools people teach now about Jesus as a historical piece, we teach mythology, so come on... why not talk about earth based religions. They existed and still exist. My hope is this was just a bad joke, otherwise it validates why I will never come out in person and tell people I am a pagan.
i understand the reason they are firing him the whole "wizardry" aspect, but not for this. Im religious and I could see someone being fired for withcraft. but theres an extent where its taken too far, this was a simple magic trick, an allusion. No harm done, this is completely stupid. and people wonder why we have atheist, the single most cause for athiests, are christians
@Karrnic You are an awesome rational Christian on the Internet. Thank you for making my day. I myself am agnostic, and I would debate that someone should be fired for practicing witchcraft (it is just a harmless nature religion, if you look into it), but I would say if a teacher was involved with a dangerous cult, that would be cause for concern.
@Karrnic Can you give an example of an actual act of magic that would be bad? Do you people really believe in magic? What exactly is the problem? I'm confused.
"Witchcraft" I have heard defined as attempting to control people via subtle manipulation... Is that the issue? How does that relate to "magic tricks"?
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but the fact remains slight of hand is not in any way supernatural its a talent and can be used to explain phyisicas and biology how thw hand is faster than the eye and stuff ,,,unless there was a naughty kid and the teacher said want to see a toothpick disapear and did a joker and shoved it in his eye lol..or cos it was just sligfht of hand and he drifted from the illumnicorp curriculum ,then burn the witch
in my mind a teacher cant be fired for witch craft unless he dresses up like a sorcerror every day for school and has a huge cauldrons and tosses childrens personal posetion in to make lightning bolt spell packets
This is one of the most asinine things I have ever heard in my life! I swear this country is becoming more and more authoritarian as each day passes. Pretty soon it's going to be so bad, places like Uganda, Burma and Russia will be better to reside in. If Bachmann and Perry win in 2012, I'm getting the fuck out of here!
@UrsulaLabonte What the fuck!! Dumbest shit I ever heard. That is the stupidest thing to do and anybody can do that kind of trick at birthday parties. So what is wrong with showing kids harmless stuff like that?
I thought Bush was a good (though flawed) president and this strikes me as utterly stupid. Someone needs to explain to some moronic parents that stage magic/sleight of hand is not real magic. My neice figured that out when she was 6.
makes sense to those who understand growing up, where has the fantasy gone from our teachers parents brothers and athority, its been crushed with opinions of self belief, everyone is paranoid, witchcraft lol,
Just ridiculous. Wiccans/Pagans live with ongoing concern that exactly this sort of superstitious gibberish will happen---but THIS poor bloke was simply performing sleight-of-hand to keep his students awake. And what a coward the principal was/is!
I love how incredulous Cenk is! he absolutely cannot believe it! Which is a totally normal reaction! Who automatically goes to "Oh he is a wizard!" Wow the profound ignorance displayed is amazing!
@MichaelMyersFan666 "Well, actually, urethra are dumb... but to be completely nads seriously honest, I reeeeally don't want to argue or explain magic to unisex so I choose not to finish my sentence nor include the bit where I explain what I am trying to say."
You make little sense to me. I'm not sure where you are going with your palaver, but you really shouldn't comment unless you make sense.
who cares if he got fired this is the best thing that lame young turks can talk about? and plus-im pretty sure this fake news station is leaving out the majority of the story! what a bunch of rums
he could be beneficial for the school and their budget can cast a spell for the school to have more money for the kids school activities . Kidding people can be such idiots sometimes
@crackerz99 and @Johnn3West show some fucking respect. I'm not saying that you have to believe in wicca or anything, but it is someone's religion after all. If you happened to be christian and I told you that God and Jesus were just FAKE BULLSHIT, you would probably get pretty fucking pissed, wouldn't you? Now whatever your beliefs happen to be, they are YOUR BELIEFS, so keep them to yourself, and I'll do the same with mine.(takes a shot to honor RESPECT and INDIVIDUALITY ... "SLAINTE !!!")
@dexterastro1134 dude, since when was this about Wicca? Wizards, Druid, Witches, Magicians, Conjurer, Fortune Teller, Necromancer, Priest, Shaman, Mage, Sorcerer, Warlock, Illusionist, Witch Doctor.
It's all the same fuckin thing, no one cares about the difference between a wizard and a warlock, no one was insulting Wicca either.
and yeah, its fake bullshit, when you can fly, control peoples minds, shoot fire from your ass, and make chipmunks do accopella, then I'l believe you.
He was going good until he brought up politics. That crap about voting republican was childish. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not on either side, politically, I' not even registered to vote, but what kind of jackass is this guy that he brings politics into a story that has absolutely NOTHING to do with politics in any way... Not even remotely. THIS guy ,and people like him, are part of the reason that I keep myself as far from politics as I can possibly get.
Noticed the dude on the left, doesn't say witch, he keeps saying Wizard. First off, to most of you who don't know, there's a religion called, "Wicca", a nature based, polytheistic religion that worships the deities of the ancient times, and in return they get magic, and most people who follow wicca prefer to be refered to as a witch. And last but not least, if you do your homework, you'll find out that there's nothing satanic about wicca. And they don't believe in hell.
You guys are so fucking stupid, that, for one, isn't witchcraft, and if it was, and he did witchcraft, that wouldn't make him a WIZARD. That would make him a witch. And if he made a toothpick disappear, it was probably just some chris angel crap.
@Einheri89 "Magic is the claimed art of manipulating aspects of reality either by supernatural means or through knowledge of occult laws unknown to science." There is a force behind every power even a simple magic trick. Where did magic come from if you look it up or research you will find that it came from occult......and if you have a person like me who does not play with such things then you would definetly not want your child around such things.
@Einheri89 Here in the USA, if you have any knowlege of schools in my country the usa, you would know our founding fathers were all bible beliveing christians and they placed bible teaching in the schools. Now that its simply tooken out against founding fathers we have all types of chaos. the thing that give power to the magic trick i don't want anything to do with therefore. SIMPLE magic tricks shouldn't be in usa schools. They did the right thing.
Here in the USA, if you have any knowlege of schools in my country the usa, you would know our founding fathers were all bible beliveing christians and they placed bible teaching in the schools. Now that its simply tooken out against founding fathers we have all types of chaos. the thing that give power to the magic trick i don't want anything to do with therefore. SIMPLE magic tricks shouldn't be in usa schools. They did the right thing.
not a good example seeing as your forefathers burnt ppl trying to understand magic. nasty. they also took the land they call home by killing all the natives. getting them drunk, what is a demon? what is a god? who is the wizard of oz? lol
yep don't question anything. bc god can move the sun but can't protect kids from being raped. respect ?? don't believe in yourself. don't study life or reality, or how can u believe the bs the romans make up in Vatican city ?? really ??
@Einheri89 Simply playing with the ouji board gets most kids to have torment from demons or as the world calls it a "haunted house". What you called simple is not so simple at all. I know i don't want my kid playing with no magic at all. Because magic is real maybe the person doing it does not know how to channel the demon to perform the trick however it is real and there is a power behind it and that power is not from GOD ALMIGHTY it is from an unclean spirit.
@Einheri89 Everything has a belief system attach to it. And that belief system is its religion. Magic has to do with wizards, witches, magicans, all harvesting power from there leader >SATAN. And since they took the bible out of schools here in USA it has become crazy. Now they took the bible out of the schools cause this world hates JESUS. ok fine GOD gives us freedom of will to choose. Therefore your simple magic trick is not apart of my belief just like JESUS is not apart of yours.
@BeautifulOceann how many ppl have bible bashers killed? science when they first started question heaven?? evolution. that proves this planet was never eden. that means its not woman that caused all the damage. what kind of wimp blames a woman for his downfall? when if u study the story u trace it back to hebrew. where adam and lilith were soul mates, equal. but adam wanted to shag, lilith said no. so god made meek eve. this makes god look like a pimp. thats black magic!! blind belief is stupid
@codeXenigma i really don't know what bible story your talking about. what? before you start speaking on the bible you really should at least open it you said yourself that its just cave printing so how can you even bring it up and speak on it. there are bad people period......it has nothing to do with GOD WORD which is eternal
@BeautifulOceann eden ~ adam and eve. heaven v the universe. the law of the universe is physics.
i never said the bible was cave painting, u said u trusted the bible bc its old. i said but yeah cave paintings are older. philosophy is old and all about the questioning. dogmatic religions teaches u not to question. to believe that some spirit whom created everything to know itself so u praise glory to him. sounds a bit ghaylord. 'love me love me. say i'm the best' lol
@BeautifulOceann then y the chat of hell? and demons? and fear of self discovery. obe and astral are not bad, anymore than researching a country before u go traveling. or waiting to get to know someone before u marry them. all the churchy things are all about singing about 'his' glory. so it looks like some spirit sitting on a cloud lording it up, judging who he loves enough to help and whom he sends to be beaten up for the rest of. what a bastard. no one knows the meaning of life. so unfair ??
"The Bible -- banned, burned, beloved. More widely read, more frequently attacked than any other book in history. Generations of intellectuals have attempted to discredit it; dictators of every age have outlawed it and executed those who read it. Yet soldiers carry it into battle believing it more powerful than their weapons. Fragments of it smuggled into solitary prison cells have transformed ruthless killers into gentle saints."
@codeXenigma "The Bible -- banned, burned, beloved. More widely read, more frequently attacked than any other book in history. Generations of intellectuals have attempted to discredit it; dictators of every age have outlawed it and executed those who read it. Yet soldiers carry it into battle believing it more powerful than their weapons. Fragments of it smuggled into solitary prison cells have transformed ruthless killers into gentle saints."
@ravencadwell I thank God for you. I don't care about your politics. I don't care about your spiritual beliefs. All I care about is that you reached those opinions through careful study and analysis of the facts. Please have lots of kids and give them the highest education you can afford and push them to learn as much as possible then keep them in the south in the hopes of raising the local IQ a few points.We need to do that everywhere. The smart people need to move to the dumb areas.
Ok just to get it straight is the toothpick in his pants then that's a different story but come on principle must hate this teacher or they all dumb.
ShiniGamiSTi 2 days ago
I live in Florida. : (
flameringstudios 2 days ago
these stories are fucking funny, but i mainly watch cuz she's fucking hot/gorgeous.
ANATOMYONYOU2UBE 4 days ago
america (fk yeah!)
Terminigga 6 days ago
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The pause around 1:00 was awesome! XD
JoryRFerrell 1 week ago
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JoryRFerrell 1 week ago
When I saw the title, I thought that a teacher watched Witchcraft-Pendulum and then got fired !!?? WTF.
khanhdt92 1 week ago
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Rienneil 1 week ago
Wait.... So If I can make a toothpick disappear I might get fired for being a wizard? Weird.
ThePTricky 2 weeks ago
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
1177aj 2 weeks ago
I almost died laughing
LikeAZombieVG 2 weeks ago
That's not witchcraft, that's just party magic.
PrincessKLS 2 weeks ago
I think the Inquisition runs that school... but who knows, they might be able to say it is for 'separation of church and state' if he is really a witch. But this is ridiculous. In schools people teach now about Jesus as a historical piece, we teach mythology, so come on... why not talk about earth based religions. They existed and still exist. My hope is this was just a bad joke, otherwise it validates why I will never come out in person and tell people I am a pagan.
SeramiNefera 3 weeks ago
Only in America
RandomDelta45 3 weeks ago 2
SHIT if i saw wizard on someone's resume i would have hired that mofo in a minute
MrAndeyman 1 month ago 7
Lol I know how to do that toothpick trick! =P
c001pers0n 1 month ago
@c001pers0n Die you heretic. Go back to Satan HELL WORSHIPPER!!!!
Drbolla345 1 month ago
@Drbolla345 ...wut...
c001pers0n 1 month ago
i understand the reason they are firing him the whole "wizardry" aspect, but not for this. Im religious and I could see someone being fired for withcraft. but theres an extent where its taken too far, this was a simple magic trick, an allusion. No harm done, this is completely stupid. and people wonder why we have atheist, the single most cause for athiests, are christians
Karrnic 1 month ago
@Karrnic You are an awesome rational Christian on the Internet. Thank you for making my day. I myself am agnostic, and I would debate that someone should be fired for practicing witchcraft (it is just a harmless nature religion, if you look into it), but I would say if a teacher was involved with a dangerous cult, that would be cause for concern.
moongirl786 4 weeks ago
@Karrnic Can you give an example of an actual act of magic that would be bad? Do you people really believe in magic? What exactly is the problem? I'm confused.
"Witchcraft" I have heard defined as attempting to control people via subtle manipulation... Is that the issue? How does that relate to "magic tricks"?
idunnononame 3 weeks ago
shes really cute
valleyjrotc 1 month ago
This is the stupidest shit I've ever heard in my life.
itsddashrock 1 month ago
1:06
Derp.
MapleDudeidy 1 month ago
Welcome back to the 16th century.
mrrossjonathan 1 month ago
Really???......
What the fuck.......
I think they should get fired for existing.
azuz6778 1 month ago
BLACK MAGIC O_O
TagRation 1 month ago
Lol HEY BUSH WAS A GREAT PRESIDENT!
TheJauregui84 1 month ago
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JacobDanielRay 1 month ago
omfg that is not witchcraft
TheNewWitch 1 month ago
@TheNewWitch
Haggred: "Mr. Harry."
Harry: "Yes, Principle Haggred."
Haggred: "You're a wizard!" (derp face)
JacobDanielRay 1 month ago
@TheNewWitch LOL
RetroTheSkywalker 1 month ago
An adult who thinks he's a wizard , regardless of any religious prejudice , you have an adult who thinks he's a wizard teaching children !
TheIAMINU 2 months ago
The kids from hogwarts are laughing at this
MrSodaducky 2 months ago
That's messed up.
ItsJustJasmine 2 months ago
YOU'RE A WIZARD HARRY!
AnnihilaterX 2 months ago
TYT sucks massive cock.
InuzukaCds 3 months ago
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@InuzukaCds
Is that what they teach you in wizard school?
AntitheistPOV 2 months ago
So, can get expelled for being a Wiccan then?
sasunarufanchick15 3 months ago 4
Dear Mr. Jim Piculas,
We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31.
Yours sincerely,
Minerva McGonagall
Deputy Headmistress
DragonoftheEastblu 3 months ago 55
i love cenks blank stare
Mrdutchkid123 3 months ago
well, this could be his big chance to give up teaching and become a stageshow magician in las vegas!
sn3192 3 months ago
I guess you could say ... That witch-teacher *shades* got cast out YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH
TheSeaShark 3 months ago
@TheSeaShark lol'd
Vyna80 3 months ago
where the hell is buffy when you need her
roxasofthedark 3 months ago 2
Principal: Mr.White please step into my office..
Gandalf: Ok, what can i do for you?
Prinicpal: We heard about you using your magic again.
Gandalf: What are you talking about, I swear im clean!
Prinicpal: Then explain this. (holds out and empty hand.)
Gandalf: Theres nothing there!
Principal: Funny, THERE WAS A DANMED TOOTHPICK THERE!!
Gandalf: DO NOT TAKE ME AS A CONJOURER OF SOME CHEAP PICKS!!!!!
SpartanA116 4 months ago 8
OMG HE GOT FIRED FOR WITCHCRAFT OMFG AHHHHH!!!!!!!!
THIS SHOULD BE THE TOP STORY OF EVERY NEWS ORGANIZATION 24/7 AND AMAZING RANDI SHOULD HAVE A MONUMENT OMFG HES AWESOME!
katsumorymoto 4 months ago
[Harry Potter reference here]
TheAlmightyBabyDrago 4 months ago
what is america coming too
DHREVOLUTION 4 months ago
but the fact remains slight of hand is not in any way supernatural its a talent and can be used to explain phyisicas and biology how thw hand is faster than the eye and stuff ,,,unless there was a naughty kid and the teacher said want to see a toothpick disapear and did a joker and shoved it in his eye lol..or cos it was just sligfht of hand and he drifted from the illumnicorp curriculum ,then burn the witch
reksub10 4 months ago
witchcraft isnt bad WHY THE FUCK HE GET FIRED unless shes teaching it to them
ACEOFTHUNDER666 4 months ago
in my mind a teacher cant be fired for witch craft unless he dresses up like a sorcerror every day for school and has a huge cauldrons and tosses childrens personal posetion in to make lightning bolt spell packets
150BHC 4 months ago
This is one of the most asinine things I have ever heard in my life! I swear this country is becoming more and more authoritarian as each day passes. Pretty soon it's going to be so bad, places like Uganda, Burma and Russia will be better to reside in. If Bachmann and Perry win in 2012, I'm getting the fuck out of here!
ejr23 4 months ago
Insane!
UrsulaLabonte 5 months ago
@UrsulaLabonte What the fuck!! Dumbest shit I ever heard. That is the stupidest thing to do and anybody can do that kind of trick at birthday parties. So what is wrong with showing kids harmless stuff like that?
Erin92100 2 weeks ago
lol i think that was the funniest thing ive heard all year ;p
littlemissbosy 5 months ago
the dude is more than welcome to teach at my school making a toothpick dissapear is easy try making a pen dissapear it ends up in someone's back
fawkes030 5 months ago
i think superstitious Christian bigotry is more dangerous than magic tricks. but thats just me.
rdrstar 5 months ago
Came here from Pendulum...
MadCowsProductions1 5 months ago 97
@MadCowsProductions1 LOL same i thought they were on about the song
Humeman95 5 months ago
@MadCowsProductions1 Desperate need for thumbs up much??
Dabidapp 1 month ago
Love Cenks face at 1:03
ripcolie 5 months ago
well he can come teach at Hogwarts then.....
Cr8zyChik37 5 months ago
I thought Bush was a good (though flawed) president and this strikes me as utterly stupid. Someone needs to explain to some moronic parents that stage magic/sleight of hand is not real magic. My neice figured that out when she was 6.
13fanboi 5 months ago
Are you serious? Like if America doesn't already have a bad rep for its politics! >_>
Jerkerd 5 months ago
i'm wiccan...:)
Vampy663 5 months ago
i hope he casts a spell on the princables ass -.-
L0veDiez 5 months ago
1:06
LotusDragon09 5 months ago 2
US government: please don't cut our science education funding.
INTPTT 5 months ago 4
makes sense to those who understand growing up, where has the fantasy gone from our teachers parents brothers and athority, its been crushed with opinions of self belief, everyone is paranoid, witchcraft lol,
chriswilliamstool 5 months ago
So what politicians are making our money disappear!
Cleatusbodean 5 months ago
Just ridiculous. Wiccans/Pagans live with ongoing concern that exactly this sort of superstitious gibberish will happen---but THIS poor bloke was simply performing sleight-of-hand to keep his students awake. And what a coward the principal was/is!
jrcadet4 5 months ago 2
heck, id employ him
toadfaceass 5 months ago
"we got a real problem here... People think you're a WIZARD". HAHAHAHA!!! funniest shit ever.
dathotki 5 months ago
I love how incredulous Cenk is! he absolutely cannot believe it! Which is a totally normal reaction! Who automatically goes to "Oh he is a wizard!" Wow the profound ignorance displayed is amazing!
alanna2002 5 months ago
that was dombledore!
garena581 5 months ago
wth o.o my gym teacher before class would make coins dissapear lol.
Oreo188x 5 months ago
hahahaha abnormal :D
zidanevince08 5 months ago
BURN THE WITCH!!!!!1111
temmy69 6 months ago
Is he the real Gandalf, or Dumbledore ? Imagine if the school administration actually saw a David Copperfield show. ahahhaha
1misanthropist 6 months ago
they need to burn him at the jungle gym!
C3POROBOT1 6 months ago
BURN THE WITCH!!!!
Neojurjen 6 months ago
when he stood still i thought my vid froze
mariosonicx2 6 months ago
I wish someone would make all the stupid people disappear...
kpgpwi64 6 months ago
@kpgpwi64 maybe we can get the wizard to do it :D
SlimySnail44 6 months ago
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I want "might be wizard" on my record...
CallMeRiverton 6 months ago
Send him to Hollywood so he can become a famous star!
commanderporky 6 months ago
lol might b wizard hahahahaha
1gazzagary 6 months ago
Press 7 for "Game Face"
AdamSKHaj 6 months ago
First off, there is no such thing as magic. Get over it.
Second, any employer willing to fire one for... wizardry..(?) is retarded and not worth working for.
Third, being fired for wizardry is AWESOME.
rosieeb123 6 months ago 3
@rosieeb123 well actually ur dumb... but to be completely nd seriously honest, i reeeeally dont want to argue or explain magic to u so...
MichaelMyersFan666 6 months ago
@MichaelMyersFan666 "Well, actually, urethra are dumb... but to be completely nads seriously honest, I reeeeally don't want to argue or explain magic to unisex so I choose not to finish my sentence nor include the bit where I explain what I am trying to say."
You make little sense to me. I'm not sure where you are going with your palaver, but you really shouldn't comment unless you make sense.
rosieeb123 6 months ago
YOU'RE A WIZARD, HARRY.
Wannafok 6 months ago 2
A better magic trick would've been turning water into wine or something. Or, walking on water. That'd be great wizardry for sure!
FHomeBrew 6 months ago 37
He should file a lawsuit and sue them for wrongful termination.
knightsofstjoan2004 6 months ago
That is racism
AcademyofMagic 6 months ago
How about turning 10dollars to 100dollars. I'm sure the school will keep the teacher.
polarspirit 6 months ago 2
who cares if he got fired this is the best thing that lame young turks can talk about? and plus-im pretty sure this fake news station is leaving out the majority of the story! what a bunch of rums
peteypabloxyz 6 months ago
Sniff* sniff* I smell lawsuit.
johnnyrckt 6 months ago
Muggles... If I were a wizard I wouldn't waste my time making toothpicks disappear,let alone work as a teacher!
77Titan77 6 months ago
kinda sad. If he actaully had a religous reason to back up his .. whatever he did to bring it up.
Blessedbesayallycat 6 months ago
It's quite scary that a country that has nuclear weapons also has people who believe in witchcraft.
ketsan 6 months ago
"fired for wizardry" ahh i would love to try doing that just to say ive done it. XD
MegadethPWNMetallica 6 months ago
@TheCoutureKing what if i told you it ended up in his ass
muntasir20 6 months ago
J.K. Rowlings next Inspiration
Robomonkey101 6 months ago
freedom of religion...
its all i have to say...
MrBentley222 6 months ago
On his record it says "might be wizard"
I would kill to have that on my record, I could get any job!
skullythebloger 6 months ago
he could be beneficial for the school and their budget can cast a spell for the school to have more money for the kids school activities . Kidding people can be such idiots sometimes
66elopes 6 months ago
Wizardry"??!?!?!!! FUCKING BITCH GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN OR LEARN THAT IT IS SAID" WITCHCRAFT"!!
xprofessorelliot 6 months ago
@crackerz99 and @Johnn3West show some fucking respect. I'm not saying that you have to believe in wicca or anything, but it is someone's religion after all. If you happened to be christian and I told you that God and Jesus were just FAKE BULLSHIT, you would probably get pretty fucking pissed, wouldn't you? Now whatever your beliefs happen to be, they are YOUR BELIEFS, so keep them to yourself, and I'll do the same with mine.(takes a shot to honor RESPECT and INDIVIDUALITY ... "SLAINTE !!!")
dexterastro1134 6 months ago
@dexterastro1134 dude, since when was this about Wicca? Wizards, Druid, Witches, Magicians, Conjurer, Fortune Teller, Necromancer, Priest, Shaman, Mage, Sorcerer, Warlock, Illusionist, Witch Doctor.
It's all the same fuckin thing, no one cares about the difference between a wizard and a warlock, no one was insulting Wicca either.
and yeah, its fake bullshit, when you can fly, control peoples minds, shoot fire from your ass, and make chipmunks do accopella, then I'l believe you.
crackerz99 6 months ago
He was going good until he brought up politics. That crap about voting republican was childish. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not on either side, politically, I' not even registered to vote, but what kind of jackass is this guy that he brings politics into a story that has absolutely NOTHING to do with politics in any way... Not even remotely. THIS guy ,and people like him, are part of the reason that I keep myself as far from politics as I can possibly get.
dexterastro1134 6 months ago
@dexterastro1134 I agree!
omgliza 6 months ago
Noticed the dude on the left, doesn't say witch, he keeps saying Wizard. First off, to most of you who don't know, there's a religion called, "Wicca", a nature based, polytheistic religion that worships the deities of the ancient times, and in return they get magic, and most people who follow wicca prefer to be refered to as a witch. And last but not least, if you do your homework, you'll find out that there's nothing satanic about wicca. And they don't believe in hell.
Orfeo682 6 months ago
that is freakin flipin f'd up.
Bastet674 6 months ago
0:50 he says "might be wizard" with such a straight face XD
AlmostAnyGame 6 months ago 2
seriously america that's something that could happen in Saudi Arabia or some african country I mean what the fuck
FilipH86 6 months ago
America, why are you so backwards?
Pinage 6 months ago 2
harry potter and the invisible toothpick...
N0madist 6 months ago 90
Well seams like florida is the new southpark. Hey tell the south park studio to host a new program just for florida. Seams theyre both very equaled.
R3DMOD 6 months ago 2
People be watching too much Harry Potter
tankluster 6 months ago
What stupid ass fuck heads
Suburbansoulja17 6 months ago
in canada and britian we are all wizards (the french are just dragons ) :)))))))
lordzer1 6 months ago
lol society is fucking stupid
mattbbuck 6 months ago
She saw Pendulum "withcraft" and she want to see if thats possible :))
alienme99 7 months ago
You guys are so fucking stupid, that, for one, isn't witchcraft, and if it was, and he did witchcraft, that wouldn't make him a WIZARD. That would make him a witch. And if he made a toothpick disappear, it was probably just some chris angel crap.
livelifelovedie1 7 months ago 2
@livelifelovedie1 wow, ur tone suggests you think witches actually exist........
John3West 6 months ago
@livelifelovedie1 dude, big fuckin deal, wizard, witchcraft, witch, its all the same fake bullshit.
crackerz99 6 months ago
Well the teacher can go and teach at Hogwarts then...
FunSunGrl 7 months ago 155
@FunSunGrl i thought they did wizardry not witchcraft? :S
wuzzupl 5 months ago
Oh for Pete's sake, and people wonder why Americans are considered stupid.
NeoDragonCount 7 months ago 3
...Wat.
Wait, so why couldn't he just explain the trick to show he's not a wizard..?
(..did I really type that sentence just now..?)
GuacamoleKun 7 months ago 3
OMG AMERICA IS SO STUPID!!!
kukkapruduktion 7 months ago 4
florida has millions of wizards living there , they magicly let food disapear and magicly let it apear from their rears their all fucking wizards.
what a bunch of ludacris bullshit wizardry realy they make cars drive thats wizardry
they make their hearts beat , now thats a real magic trick how. maybe they all should be shot or be locked up in an asylum for that matter
dreakheart 7 months ago
my dad makes a toothpick float
and i can't still figure it out
and we're bloody catholic
Hypastpist 7 months ago 4
they got an opening at hogswart
aStrayforMyTime 7 months ago
Haha, that intro is horrible xD
MagnusRulerHardt 7 months ago
I am a wizardican.
shukka667 7 months ago
i live in florida and these things happen every day. i'm like the only liberal minded person. hehehe
temperamancy 7 months ago
@temperamancy You're not the only one, don't worry. ;)
bijoukaiba 7 months ago
ha
HIPHOPJT1 7 months ago
LMAO might be wizard. HAHA man is it me, or are people in florida getting crazier, and crazier. but I must admit, that comment was funny. LOL
artpeacemaster 7 months ago 4
we love tyts
fakedeargasm 7 months ago 4
I can't stand people who can't see the unobvious. It will always scare poeple...
InsaneAces 7 months ago 2
I'm not sure if he got fired or not, but it's a fucking illusion. The kids know better. This guy should sue the school if he was fired.
HimesInu 7 months ago
0:55 the guy is hilarious here LOL
greeny202a 7 months ago
This is so offensive.. I'm A witch in wicca, and it someone fired me because of that.. It would make me angry! Such a judging country
Vocaloid1010 7 months ago 3
Meanwhile in America.....
RoonyHD 7 months ago
What's being Republican have to do with this? Sometimes I think this guy is on something.
jethrodassam 7 months ago
as a satanic Wizard i find this quite offensive
Ominous09 7 months ago 3
I bet flordia is full of old religious peole
AxelReiPyro 7 months ago
@AxelReiPyro yes yes it is i live hear and there are like a million churches and old people down here. well atleast where im at in florida
RiorXD 7 months ago
@AxelReiPyro It is... -.-
Azreal1373 7 months ago
@Einheri89 "Magic is the claimed art of manipulating aspects of reality either by supernatural means or through knowledge of occult laws unknown to science." There is a force behind every power even a simple magic trick. Where did magic come from if you look it up or research you will find that it came from occult......and if you have a person like me who does not play with such things then you would definetly not want your child around such things.
BeautifulOceann 7 months ago
This is my all-time favorite TYT clip. Cenk's look at the camera beginning at 1:00 is comedy gold.
stf210 7 months ago
@Einheri89 Here in the USA, if you have any knowlege of schools in my country the usa, you would know our founding fathers were all bible beliveing christians and they placed bible teaching in the schools. Now that its simply tooken out against founding fathers we have all types of chaos. the thing that give power to the magic trick i don't want anything to do with therefore. SIMPLE magic tricks shouldn't be in usa schools. They did the right thing.
BeautifulOceann 7 months ago
Here in the USA, if you have any knowlege of schools in my country the usa, you would know our founding fathers were all bible beliveing christians and they placed bible teaching in the schools. Now that its simply tooken out against founding fathers we have all types of chaos. the thing that give power to the magic trick i don't want anything to do with therefore. SIMPLE magic tricks shouldn't be in usa schools. They did the right thing.
BeautifulOceann 7 months ago
@BeautifulOceann
not a good example seeing as your forefathers burnt ppl trying to understand magic. nasty. they also took the land they call home by killing all the natives. getting them drunk, what is a demon? what is a god? who is the wizard of oz? lol
yep don't question anything. bc god can move the sun but can't protect kids from being raped. respect ?? don't believe in yourself. don't study life or reality, or how can u believe the bs the romans make up in Vatican city ?? really ??
codeXenigma 7 months ago
@Einheri89 Simply playing with the ouji board gets most kids to have torment from demons or as the world calls it a "haunted house". What you called simple is not so simple at all. I know i don't want my kid playing with no magic at all. Because magic is real maybe the person doing it does not know how to channel the demon to perform the trick however it is real and there is a power behind it and that power is not from GOD ALMIGHTY it is from an unclean spirit.
BeautifulOceann 7 months ago
@Einheri89 Everything has a belief system attach to it. And that belief system is its religion. Magic has to do with wizards, witches, magicans, all harvesting power from there leader >SATAN. And since they took the bible out of schools here in USA it has become crazy. Now they took the bible out of the schools cause this world hates JESUS. ok fine GOD gives us freedom of will to choose. Therefore your simple magic trick is not apart of my belief just like JESUS is not apart of yours.
BeautifulOceann 7 months ago
magic doesn't belong in the school the same way they don't want the bible in school
BeautifulOceann 7 months ago
@BeautifulOceann how many ppl have bible bashers killed? science when they first started question heaven?? evolution. that proves this planet was never eden. that means its not woman that caused all the damage. what kind of wimp blames a woman for his downfall? when if u study the story u trace it back to hebrew. where adam and lilith were soul mates, equal. but adam wanted to shag, lilith said no. so god made meek eve. this makes god look like a pimp. thats black magic!! blind belief is stupid
codeXenigma 7 months ago
@codeXenigma i really don't know what bible story your talking about. what? before you start speaking on the bible you really should at least open it you said yourself that its just cave printing so how can you even bring it up and speak on it. there are bad people period......it has nothing to do with GOD WORD which is eternal
BeautifulOceann 7 months ago
@BeautifulOceann eden ~ adam and eve. heaven v the universe. the law of the universe is physics.
i never said the bible was cave painting, u said u trusted the bible bc its old. i said but yeah cave paintings are older. philosophy is old and all about the questioning. dogmatic religions teaches u not to question. to believe that some spirit whom created everything to know itself so u praise glory to him. sounds a bit ghaylord. 'love me love me. say i'm the best' lol
open your eyes and question
codeXenigma 7 months ago
@codeXenigma I pray you become at least introduced to the depths of GOD'S love for you. You really don't have no idea.
BeautifulOceann 7 months ago
@codeXenigma He doesn't need us to worship him......we just want to when we get into his presence or get even a small understanding of him.
BeautifulOceann 7 months ago
@BeautifulOceann then y the chat of hell? and demons? and fear of self discovery. obe and astral are not bad, anymore than researching a country before u go traveling. or waiting to get to know someone before u marry them. all the churchy things are all about singing about 'his' glory. so it looks like some spirit sitting on a cloud lording it up, judging who he loves enough to help and whom he sends to be beaten up for the rest of. what a bastard. no one knows the meaning of life. so unfair ??
codeXenigma 7 months ago
"The Bible -- banned, burned, beloved. More widely read, more frequently attacked than any other book in history. Generations of intellectuals have attempted to discredit it; dictators of every age have outlawed it and executed those who read it. Yet soldiers carry it into battle believing it more powerful than their weapons. Fragments of it smuggled into solitary prison cells have transformed ruthless killers into gentle saints."
BeautifulOceann 7 months ago
@codeXenigma "The Bible -- banned, burned, beloved. More widely read, more frequently attacked than any other book in history. Generations of intellectuals have attempted to discredit it; dictators of every age have outlawed it and executed those who read it. Yet soldiers carry it into battle believing it more powerful than their weapons. Fragments of it smuggled into solitary prison cells have transformed ruthless killers into gentle saints."
BeautifulOceann 7 months ago
Where is pendulum
Xiltix25 7 months ago
canadas schools is better then that staff loniticks tat work there in that school
mikemomajr 7 months ago
Dumbledore is rolling over in his grave.
gaozhi2007 7 months ago 2
He should try making all the fucking bible-thumpers disappear. Now THAT would be wizardry!
23sluggo 7 months ago
oh shit his pause sold it!!
i laugh every time!!
PhanNTran 7 months ago
Some people are complete morons here in the south...I shake my head. We just can't keep the dumbest of us off TV.
ravencadwell 7 months ago
@ravencadwell I thank God for you. I don't care about your politics. I don't care about your spiritual beliefs. All I care about is that you reached those opinions through careful study and analysis of the facts. Please have lots of kids and give them the highest education you can afford and push them to learn as much as possible then keep them in the south in the hopes of raising the local IQ a few points.We need to do that everywhere. The smart people need to move to the dumb areas.
Theroha 7 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
This is what happens when you let religious people in charge...religion is poison to the people...
nemidas 8 months ago
florida again omg wtf is up with my state >.>
jmastrer 8 months ago