Best of tarman - return of the living dead

[Model1337s]

damn whiter teeth than mine and he's a zombie.. lol

[WallisLad]

Tarman got SWAGGER!

[yurisendrew]

1:30, best wtf ever

[wolverineboy97]

0:13 he actually lookes like that in part 2 !

[ajfann90]

suicide was getting eatin and his supposed *friends* didnt have any type of reaction to his death, bad acting.

still a classic haha

[apemagic]

i always throw paint cans at tar zombies that are eating my friend

[aynjulscyth3]

Tarman needs a job.

[TheLegendOfRandy]

lol Man, it's easy to laugh at this in 2012. Shit was scary as fuck though if, like Tumbipanther and I, you watched this when you were a child. I don't mind the occasional horrendous nightmares, I'm glad I watched this, Dawn, Night, Day, Braindead and Return II as a kid. Too bad most my punk friends couldn't watch this shit till they were like 20, what terrible parents.

[jinxzasom609]

half of those views are likely me I can't get enoth of Brains! Brains! More Brains!

[peteredmade]

Brains my ass, bitch!! =))

[BrunoSaruSantos]

BRAINS !

[124Dec]

lol they sound like they're eating apples when they bite the head.

[tumbipanther]

Tarman scared the shit outa me when i was 8 on the other hand, i did really want to party with Linnea Quigley :)

[leneyboo]

Still need to know how his teeth are so damn white.

[powermetal6669]

@apxeli You Wouldnt say that to Tarmans Face in Prison

[apxeli]

tarman is just funny, not scary at all. looks like shit covered chimpanzee.

[drillbitch]

@apxeli c'mon, you're telling me you wouldn't shit your pants if that had you cornered?

[TheAtomicSpaceman88]

@apxeli Exactly he looks like your mom! :-D LOLing

[apxeli]

and when i talked about the shit cover, i meant your brains

[olivertyni]

I always imagine Tarman moving to the music. He has such a groovy rhythmn.

[chris241289]

Does anyone else find this movie to be funny?

[drillbitch]

@chris241289

well it is a horror comedy so yes :)

[lmos26]

this movie scared the shit out of me when i was a kid, i used to stare at my window at night thinking that tar mother fucker was going to pop up

[TheBurningworlds]

MOAR BRAINS.

[SsnakeBite]

You know, I generally find Return of the Living Dead to be rather overrated, but DAMN the zombies in it are the best! And Tar Man is one of the few zombies in cinema history who isn't just gross, but actually scary.

[kmank2]

LOL I love it when people in horror movies are unable to haul ass away from monsters that run as fast as senior citizens. It's like she's tripping over on purpose. If some decomposing bastard was chasing you in real life you'd be matching it with Usain Bolt. Puhlease.

[dubas00]

how can he say "brains" without lips?

[JuggaletteBaby24]

zombis must have strong jaws to be able to bite into a skull...

[CheezyBeenz123]

Tarman! Use that Stinger to take out that chopper!

[MrWeegee21]

the beast zombie ever

[DJRoadkill18seven]

id falcon punch his head clean off

[raeven1212]

hahahaha!!! you gave him a name

[CyberDragon10K]

@ 1:39 you can see the real mouth of Tarman's actor through the costume. Good ole' 1980s special effects. :D

[MarBelieves]

Lmao! 1:46

[psl1122000]

I love how the gang just stands there while their buddy gets his head eaten...but when he throws a paint can and tarman says "more brains" they run lololol

[jackasstothemax45]

...I fucking love Tarman.

[WackyHades374]

"More Brains!" lol

[RyRyM99]

lol dumass threw the can of paint at him he turns around and is like more brains

[murderconnection]

I know that dude... He's the jellyman... Ha ha ha... Growing up me and my bro called him the jellyman... My mom would tell us he lived inside our closet & if we didn't go to bed he would come out & eat our brains... Ha ha ha... Good times good times...

[ilovebobgunton]

I know it's just Allan Trautman in a costume but the Tarman still scares the shit out of me.

[TheR0flman]

Holy Jesus, What is That? What the Fuck is That?!

[TheGreaterGood80]

Why did they change Tarman's voice in the newer version? I liked his old voice, kind of cartoonish

[RunaroundStar]

Tarman definitely beats Cavity Creeps. ...Then eats their brains...

[TheR0flman]

Tarman is the Smartest Zombie i've ever seen

[foppa16]

I found this hard to masturbate to

[BowserwithaShotgun]

Now if zombies were as smart as this one we'd be all fucked

[RunaroundStar]

@BowserwithaShotgun Well if zombies existed....

[ArieVisker]

0:26 there is alway a broken stairs

[007whitespy]

Well he's fairly smart...

[horror455]

Ok, at 1:02 when tarman is getting the winch, he's slow, so why didn't the girl just run for it then, she could've run right past him and he wouldn't catch her!

[Tetsuo315]

I love how the Return of the Living Dead zombies can carry on a conversation and use a winch, but the Walking Dead zombies can hardly do anything. Must be the trioxin...

[Sac077]

More BRAINS!!! XD I love this guy

[DirtBikeGirl798]

lol i whatched this when i was like 8 when my parents didnt know. this zombie freaked me out lol..... O.o

[ThyselfKnow]

Zombie plus phd =tarman

[KroniicKiid]

Tarman for president. <3

[xardes1990]

press 9 to damage tarman

[nyblusaiyan]

tarman was smarter than the zombies on dawn of the dead!

[Saku19]

I jsut realized, that Spider in this movie...was the same guy as Demon in Friday The 13th V : A New Begginng! :D

[Eathanskies]

Tarman fucking terrified me when I was a kid, he's pretty hilarious watching this now though.

[ilovebobgunton]

@Eathanskies I'm 35 and he/it scares the hell out of me.

[Niobesnuppa]

LMAO "More brains!" xD

[DarkSeed1234]

since when r zombies so smart

[inagartenrules]

@DarkSeed1234 Since about 1985

[DarkSeed1234]

@inagartenrules lol

[brokenheart1280]

what the fuck 1:37 O__O

[fiaccik]

Horrors without computer effects are really scarry...

[cheesealtar]

talk about shitting the bed in your escape

[impuseuser]

What a satisfying crunch. 

[NecroKatanaScythe]

Tarman is > or = WICKED RAD!!!

[randumb2020]

Went the other night to see ROTLD at Cinema Overdrive @ The Colony. It was great to see it on the big screen. This film is a blast. Really funny, with some scares as well. It was inspired by the original Romero classic, and yet it brought something new to the zombie genre. Oh yeah!... and one of the best soundtracks ever.

[ihavemonkeysinmybutt]

One of the worst movies I've ever seen. Just completely horrible. Everything was wrong with this movie. The zombies were smart - just as smart as the humans, you couldn't destroy them unless you cremated every part of the body so head-shots wouldn't work, and even skeletons became zombies. I can't believe this made any best zombie movie list let alone rank high in them. Did I mention how fucking horrible this shit was?

[xJackIsCoolx]

@ihavemonkeysinmybutt This movie was one of the best sequels to come out during that particular time. Not to mention none of the RoTLD movies had any involvement from George Romero. Just because they weren't made by Romero doesn't mean that they should have all of the same weaknesses as the zombies from Dawn and Day. Showing zombies that had some form of intelligence was an ingenius way to reinvent them, especially in the case of Tarman here who has become something of a staple in these movies.

[ihavemonkeysinmybutt]

@xJackIsCoolx some form of intelligence would be acceptable. The Zombies in this movie were just as smart or even smarter than their non-infected human counterparts. Coupled with the fact that they were virtually indestructible and invincible made it by far one of the most retarded zombie movies I've ever seen. It wasn't ingenious - the movie looked like it was probably made by a high school dropout with a big movie budget. From the eyes of a Zombie aficionado this movie was fucking awful.

[xJackIsCoolx]

@ihavemonkeysinmybutt I don't recall any of the zombies being indestructable, they can be torn apart and dismembered, they just don't die like the regular Romero zombies do. And while burning them is really the only way to permanently kill them, there's the potential risk of that Trioxin gas bringing more zombies to life.

[xJackIsCoolx]

And need I remind you, these movies had nothing to do with Romero's, they referenced them sure but that's about it. So yeah, it's supposed to be something of a funny movie since it is a horror/comedy. I'll say it again, having zombies that were actually more difficult to kill is something these movies did well. It was more based around surviving rather then killing the zombies.

[SpacySquirrel]

I can honestly say, I'm 15 years old, and watching Tarman's movements scared me a bit. The actor for tarman, congrats, you are the first zombie to actually give me the creeps!

[qoaa]

romero zombies are the best zombies ever!

[GhostoftheGhost]

He may be a flesh-eating zombie but at least he takes good care of his teeth.

[buhrrito]

I bought this movie from a Sav-on drugs when I was like 6 or so its scared the shit out of me I couldn't watch this.

[shanez1313]

I've never seen this movie. I've never even heard of it until today. But I already give Tarman the "Most Clever Zombie" Award.

[silverwolgirl]

somehow i cant be scared of the guy

i just keep laughing....

[luciano7]

lmmfao @1:40 brainsss!!!! **crunch** he bit that niggas head like a pistachio

[MegaSlashProductions]

These zombies are awsome, they use technology!

[Scorpiuszeroone]

13 people dislike the taste of brains.

[Proppabeardontcare]

13 people got their brains chewed out by tarman!

[LordProteus]

apparently tarmans teeth and jaws are so powerful they can easilly bite through solid skull like an apple.

[illusiveEC]

@LordProteus like apples you said? lol have you seen APPLE.MOV tarman reference?

[nuclearmode]

Using simple machines to pry open a steel door to get brains?

Tarman! Stop being so selfish you have enough brains already!

[MrSleepyweezul]

Of all the zombies I've seen, these would be the scariest in real life. They don't die with a shot to the head, they are smart and can talk, they are so easy to make more of... if zombies were really like this, we'd be so screwed. Especially this guy, Tarman. If he's coming after you, it's just a matter of time before he eats your brains. No stopping him, no slowing him, and if you run, he'll just keep coming.

[WarOfSalvation]

@MrSleepyweezul Agreed. These are my favorite types of zombies, atleast when they're intelligent. Romero may have began to work on the modern-day zombie, but this film definately improved the zombie to a 'z'.

[jjvictor66]

tarman approves colgate

[emilypieproductions]

@jjvictor66 haha so true

[Gggmanlives]

best zombie walk ever

[devofreqo]

Smart zombies are even scarier.

[invectrum]

@devofreqo the scary zombies are even smarter...

[Ryanyarb24]

At 0:03 is the creepiest title text for a movie EVER! The bloody red script creeped me out so much and still does, along with that music!

[Ryanyarb24]

This movie was even more frightening when I originally watched it on a used rental video tape on an old time big screen TV with old sound back in 1988.The movie seemed much more grimier and frightening. The tarman cannister where it showed him dissolving with the "Return of the Living Dead" red script logo scared the living daylights out of me as a kid

[B4BJr]

tarman could have had more rotten teeth and completely white eyes, juss sayin

[barkpeeler2000]

pretty much the only scary thing in this movie.

[Acennendlic]

If he's *Tar*man just set him on fire and he's done...

[KennethMoreland]

The best looking zombie, EVER.

[ODarkDragon360]

That zombie has crazy white teeth for being dead. O_o

[Spiderbloke]

I think part of the reason we don't find "new" zombies that scary is because we're all too aware its just an actor shambling along in a bit of make up. They don't appear dead at all. The animatronic/heavy prosthetic zombies barely convey any human qualities, we can't relate to them, and hence we can find them horrific.

The eyes are the windows to the soul. But if the eyeballs rotted out of the sockets, you won't see jack.

[XmanhattanXblackx666]

Tarman needs a cult fallowing.

[magnum1165]

the older zombies were scarier then the new ones cause they were some what self aware unlike the mindless wild animal versions they are in the newer films, if that was a newer zombie it would have just kept attacking the door but this one thought of a way to pry the door open with a chain and crank

[zybermen]

@magnum1165 In Night of the Living Dead and Dawn of the Dead, they didn't seem too self aware.

[blank21121]

@zybermen in NOTLD the first zombie used a rock to smash a car window.

[LedZiphell420]

wats the song starting at 0:28 ???????????

[ChuWanggAmes]

Nixon as a zombie he goes "BR-BR-BR-BR-BRAAAINS!"

[kyzwargur]

Would've been funny as hell if Tarman said, "What'd ya think this is, a fuckin' costume? This is a way of life!" - then bit into Suicide's skull.

[Javasboi]

@kyzwargur

no, that would have been too much

[MrPiggy007]

This is great editing, I mean awesome! The only thing I don't like (not this persons fault) is on how they lowered Tarmans voice, it just doesn't sit well with me.

[Th3NewArt5tudio]

lol..

BRAINNNNNNZZZ.

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MOREEEEEEE BRAINZZZZZZZZZ

[katytis]

His first name is "Live" , and his last name is "Brains" .. Why that chick is running away from him? All he wants to do is to play rock-paper-scissors-well game.........

[VegeRioN]

i don't get,why he is black as shit? ))

[littlegino10]

Zombies arnt aloud to be smart what is the story behind tar man anyway?

[jimmysmithf820]

damn... smart zombies!!!

[mcalpha3]

MOAR...BRAINZ

[GirlyCreature]

YESS!!! An independent zombie!!! Tarman = Insta-Win

[SergeantFaggot]

What scares me the most is that Tarman has absolutely perfect teeth.

[Jamesdavis33333]

God shes cute

[guitarjack19992]

@Jamesdavis33333 I Agree

[BlueRaizen]

1:18 "Techno Viking" leads the crew!!!

[andrewweeson]

@adamv2 and i dont now why they use diffrant voices for Tarman for the one in the trailer and one in the movie and one in the credits i dont now why? :l

[mees462]

Poor guy, he just wants some braaaaains :(

[FlyersFan17]

@mees462 Yeah. When the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz wanted some brains, everyone was just fine with it. Amazing hypocrisy being exhibited!

[YemenHistoryBC]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOOOOOOOOL

[TheMart0043]

Moreee...Brains!

[Bawmish]

I remember watching that as a kid... TarMan scared the hell out of me. And still does! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AH

[ShogunX11]

@Bawmish

Same here.

I could not watch that movie as a kid with that freak in mind.

[andrewweeson]

@Bawmish but zombies arnt that scary :l

[Bawmish]

@andrewweeson True. This zombie is scary, to me.

[Bawmish]

@andrewweeson Well his face! His voice! His teeth!

[andrewweeson]

@Bawmish yeah but still not scary :)

[Bawmish]

@andrewweeson That's your opinion. To me hes fucking terrifying.

[andrewweeson]

@Bawmish thats enough no more be strong and no more feckin comments!!!!!

[Bawmish]

@andrewweeson I disagree, you ain't my boss.

[andrewweeson]

@Bawmish STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! ok time out! >:(

[Bawmish]

@andrewweeson Nope.avi

[andrewweeson]

@Bawmish *puts gun to head* if you do that one more fuckin time ill blow your brains out!!!

[Bawmish]

@andrewweeson bring et

[andrewweeson]

@Bawmish *shoots the gun then Bawmish gets shot* are you happy now tell me that hes not scary ok?!!! >:(

[caralhoman]

Man... I'm a grown fallow now and it feels just as scary...

[flippy232]

when i see zombies, i think of plants vs zombies.

[LenFproducties]

where is zombie george washington XD

[tomahawkknoscope]

0:19 pedo smile

[ASadisticBear]

This proves that Tarman is the Einstein of the zombies. Who else would think of that mechanism to open the locker

[AgrivatedKillah]

stupid bitch stop holding out on your brains, it doesn't look like she was using them anyway.

GO TARMAN

[silverwolgirl]

@AgrivatedKillah

lmfao i love this comment

[Boaal]

MOAR BRAINS!

[Kryptonian308]

"Tina. It was wrong for you to lock me up. "I had to hurt myself to get out." "But I forgive you darling and I know you're here." "Cause I can smell your Braaaaiiiiiinnnssss"!

[Kryptonian308]

MORE.....BRAINS!

[spanlou1]

BRAINS chomp :D love tarman

[tirulico0]

Now, 13 people don't have brains.

[MrDarkprototype]

Brains -bite-

[heyitshorse]

lol i friggin love the psychodelic music in the background, 

[xloveXghoulx]

If there ever was a zombie invasion I'd rather have these slow ones. =P

[cjkumo]

Classic zombies(and horror movies as well in my opinion) are scarier because the effects were done practically, not digitally. So when Freddy melted out of the wall, or Tarman ate his beloved brains, it was actually someone doing it, with a lot of very convincing make-up on. NOT stupid CGI bull.

[agostinhodrumbass]

Tinha 15 anos na época, deu o maior medo esse filme !

[clonetrooper661]

tarman is the only reason y i watched this :D

[MrCeolms]

Il love Ice cream =)



[Katrinaprime]

@MrCeolms Well so do I but what does that have to do with this video?

[MrCeolms]

@Katrinaprime at 1:40 is not a cream ? =3

[larsulrich3356]

@XTKix0z There is a soundtrack for this movie I have it somewhere. It's some 80's punk band I am sure of it. Just look for the soundtrack and I'll bet you'll find it.

[Newyorkmarin3]

I wanna see this guy in l4d

[magnum1165]

throw a paint can at him yeah that'll work

[MrAJ07]

Thumbs up if he reminds you of the cookie monster lol!

[ZetaVS]

Zombie problem solving!

[kenneth2051]

wy are these people soo stupid lol

[kibbylee]

This used to scare the crap out of me when the sheet for pulled down and he said 'Brains!'

I'm like 'It's just a bro in a suite, just a bro in a suite!'

[Starscream66778]

@kibbylee That's exactly how i was with Jigsaw/Saw...."He's just a guy in a suite....just a guy in a suite....." I had Jigsawphobia for 4 years...now im over him.....I used to flip out and bawl in fear over Saw....Now, im like "Oh, ok its him again......" XD