Glen Goza sings R-A-S-S-L-I-N

[BigHonchoNick]

this guy doesn't have shit on me;i left my job,wife, and moved states all cuz i was goin to rasslin

[scutcheatscutch]

This guy holds the WWE Championship, the Attitude Era Championship and the Hardcore Title in my WWE 12 universe. He's the most over heel ever.

[CadillacL]

As long as he's havin fun!

[PATCHES7RF619]

Mike Von Erich: Suicide at age 23

Kerry Von Erich: Suicide at 33

David Von Erich: OD at 25

Chris Adams: OD at 46

R-A-S-S-L-I-N that's rasslin...

[TehOriginal1]

SEVEN.

FOOT.

NINE.

[SuperBanesta]

First of all... This guy is turning down tail from a Frederic's of Hollywood model to go to watch World Class wrestling. Next, he calls off of work just to watch a guy apply a hammerlock?

R-E-T-A-R-D-E-D spells Rasslin

[badstreetusa]

it's actually not that bad.

[HinterSkog]

Well The Sandman spat beer in my face

I guess I shoulda sat in a different place

I'm goin ta rasslin....GOOOOOOIN ta rasslin

[wfcsam94]

JAMES PRESTRIDGE IS A TWAT

[wfcsam94]

JAMES PRESTRIDGE IS A COCK

[Ganjalicious420]

Epic.

[aaronfowlowmusic]

I'm goin to rasslin tomorrow night.

[GlobalClassModding]

OMG, after hearing this on Colt Cabana's Art of Wrestling, I had this song stuck in my head all day, not a bad song at all lol.

[TheSilver964]

@GlobalClassModding Same here! lol

[PurpleMadnessForAll]

@GlobalClassModding haha i came here too cos of Colt1

[TheSilver964]

This can be the new Rickroll!!!

[TOMMYd0888]

finding this video was the best birthday gift ever.

[TOMMYd0888]

This... this is not good... This is GREAT!

[kevinclay]

Been seeing a lot of questions about Glen. I worked with Glen and he even recorded the demo version of this song in my home studio. Yes, he knew the song was totally cheesy but he also knew it would be a lot of fun. In fact, for a while he worked in Nashville supplying material for Hee Haw so he was no stranger to cornball humor. I don't think he would've gotten upset at some of the negative comments here. He would probably have said to them, "Hell, you may be right. Let's go get a beer!"

[thadarryl]

thumbs if Colt Cabana sent you here lol

[vahahon]

Glen Gozinoo

[Botulizard]

Thumbs up if FNX sent you here.

[syxx573]

@Botulizard nope

[dane21dc]

i paused my porn for this

[Mannydas728]

Thumbs up if you came across this video after listening to Colt Cabana's Art of Wrestling Podcast

[MissBeccaF]

@Mannydas728 Just caught up with the podcast I was laughing so hard when I heard this on the Brian Kendrick episode

[Mannydas728]

@MissBeccaF i randomly had this song stuck in my head, last night and needed to know the name of the song lol, so quickly scanned through the most recent episodes to find out what it was called lol, forgot it he spelt it Rasslin, was looking for I love wrestling lol,

[Rulinator]

@Mannydas728 Thumbs down for asking for a thumbs up.

[hotshotalex87]

Now every time I go to a wrestling event I am going to listen to this to this on the drive over there.

[vahahon]

This is huge

[Bangoustine]

what fed and show is this ?

[cucumberandco]

2 people don't like Rasslin'.

[Bangoustine]

creapy melody and singing

[Rayla840]

This guy must've got all the pussy he wanted that night!!!!

[makoncrayley]

Eh, still better than Bieber.

[stanrock0]

hes drunk now

[DemonKingMMA]

That....that was not good.

[joeheshy]

stone cold brought me here

[xayd01]

man, memories. i worked with glen goza for a year at KEES radio in Longview TX, i was an announcer there, first high school job. there was a bit on top gear a while back about how radio guys always drove cadillacs that made me laugh and think of glen, he drove a black cadillac, even when they were far from cool. we used to sit around listening to his old elvis stories by the coffee pot all day at work (he grew up with him, said they were childhood friends). heard glen died a few years back.

[TheJerseyNick]

My favorite is the last minute of it he just stops bothering trying to rhyme

[77danigga]

this is the new raw announcer

[77danigga]

damn, who the fuck is this nigga?

[guerillafilmproduct]

damn I put in my last name and this dude is makin a bad name of my last name..sigh o well

[Lovelygal71]

lol comical stuff. Rasslin', sounds like somthing my uncle would say. :)

[pwestlax8]

Did he say "Gentlemen Chris Adams with his super dick in place" at 3:24 ?

[terracottapie]

@pwestlax8 I guess he's not such a Gentleman, if he's putting his Super Dick in all those places.

[chumpson]

Weird Al's dad is kinda fucked up.

[brutaleeawnest1]

The beat's kinda nice. I'm just sayin'.

[SirManUp]

@brutaleeawnest1 That bassline got some funk to it. LMAO @ the dude "rapping". He all off beat in the beginning. No rhythm.

[adrift923]

At 1:19 did he say "Romper Bomper Butt Munch"?

[janborrowitz]

wow David was the most favourite wrestler in Texas

[BigDogsDangler]

Is it like B-O-K-S-I-N?

[cheyennebritbrat]

wats rasslin....wrestling??

[tullybl]

money

[pippigladstone]

CA$HIO

[pippigladstone]

yes it is, its funny, therefore its good.

[SuperBanesta]

Rasslin' thats retard

[lisouspacecakes]

this is kinda like my friend pippis show....

their hair is simmilar

[eslubin]

4:01 Glen somehow is in the crowd (bottom right corner) while he's also in the ring singing. I said it before and i'll say it again:

PREPARE FOR THE COMING OF GOZA

[eslubin]

i think this song's pretty darn good

[NickManiwaK5]

No, it's not good. It's amazing.

[TyroneSchmidling]

no matter if its good...hey, they're havin' fun with Glen...that counts !

[JamesAOK]

He can't spell.

[Derby14]

Wow...this is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen. Is he still around? I see a potential RAW guest host here. It's more entertaining than half of the stuff that they put on today's "Rasslin" shows.

[JoeWhibley]

B-U-T-T-S-E-X that's rasslin

GAAAAAAY!

[bpcraig]

Wow, Kurt Vonnegut was a wrestling fan!

[tengkufriz]

he looks like weird al

[eslubin]

we must prepare for the coming of GOZA

[Nillon24]

Ol' Glens' off-key singing sure was stinkin'...

I think before this he was doing some drinkin'. DOING SOME DRINKIN'!

D-R-I-N-K-I-N spells drinkin'!

[GilbertSmith]

You think I wanna show up sober?

I just want to get this shit over!

I'm doin' some drinkin', DOIN' SOME DRINKIN'!

D-R-I-N-K-I-N that's drinkin'

D-R-I-N-K-I-N that's drinkin'

[terracottapie]

@Nillon24 Nitpick: He wasn't really off key because there was no melody -- he was just basically rapping.

He was waaaaaaaaaaay off the meter though.

[KaneRobot]

I've been slacking since I posted originally but I'm glad ebeneezer has kept it going.

[jrmychapman08]

Thank you Buck...

[ebeneezzer]

Tony Schiavone with his full armdrag and twist

Billy Jack Hayne's conspiracy list

Memphis angles that baited race

And Dan Spivey fucking up Adonis's face

That's rasslin'

[gwef7]

Imagine this being played in the Hammerstein Ballroom.

[dareeyeeatapeach]

Shockmaster falling through the screen to the floor

Terry Funk calling Pettengill's mother a whore

I'm Going to rasslin

Goin to rasslin!

[larrystarstruck]

Bruiser Brody and Abdullah shows more

when there wasn't a such thing as hardcore,

going to rasslin

going to rasslin

[brandoneatschicken]

Can't take the pressure so I sufficate my son and strangle my wife.

but before I hang myself and take my life

I'm going to rasslin.

Going to rasslin!!

[Rulinator]

People forgot Chris Adams was blind,

When 15 years later his friend shot his behind.

Goin' to Rasslin',

Goin' to Rasslin'!

Gino Hernandez weren't quite as tough,

When they found stomach full of illegal white stuff.

He ain't Rasslin'

Dead people ain't Rasslin'!

[fayerson]

Thats a sick bass line!

[jupiterdrive]

R-A-S-S-L-I-N

[fayerson]

WOW... i remember this song watching world class saturday evenings in chicago... classic.. we used to sing this song when we were kids... i wonder if ol' Frtiz is gonna be up here soon!

[bigdaddybuck316]

to you who ound it funny to mock Glen Goza, he died in 2000, and this is one of the few things his grandsons have of him, so thanx for ignorant slams on a man you did not know. By God's grace my sons and I are able to look past your stupidity. I hope someone is kinder to your father when he dies.

[RBurton7941]

Thank you Debbie Downer. Did his family not keep anything of his? They're REALLY relying on random people on the internet? Just stop dude..

[bigdaddybuck316]

i don't know who had posted it--doesn't really matter. pont is why people feel the need to mock something? just think it would be different if someone cast negative words on you're dead dad-IT IS CALLED RESPECT-but if I have to tell ya that....

[RBurton7941]

Oh.

[GilbertSmith]

The song is obviously supposed to be funny, so I hardly think he'd be offended that people are laughing.

Plus, it was the eighties, and I'm sure that before he went, he looked back and recognized how goofy it all was.

[danleafboy2]

rasslin'

[Berus777]

Clearly this was shot in Texas within the last week or two.  The clothing, hairstyles, language and behavior are all current in Texas.

[spayspay]

AWESOME!  THANKS!

[Bosephis1234]

reminds me of something like Ray Stevens would record lol

[TyroneSchmidling]

...Goshamody, What A Body....

he was from Abilene, Texas

Born ca. 1937. Died 2000

[johncole79]

what year did this go down?

[ajax420336]

This is why to this day Texas is considered the intellectual and cultural mecca of the United States.

[ebeneezzer]

For a fine example of workrate horror

Try watching King Kong Bundy vs the Dingo Warrior

Going to rasslin

[helrod]

Oh why did the AWA fail????

[ebeneezzer]

Something to do with Jake "The Milkman" Milliman and a frozen turkey on a pole, I think

[princesstamika]

This was WCCW, I think.

[princesstamika]

Plus, AWA didn't "Fail". It had been around longer than the WWF at the time it did fold.

[ebeneezzer]

It did indeed fail.

Holding your shows in an empty pink warehouse because you can't draw decent crowds = fail.

[princesstamika]

Yeah, eventually but you made it sound like it was never anything.

All promotions have a shelf life, that's the nature of wrestling. The WWE will eventually "fail" too.

[SmashVentura]

eventually? your being to kind..wwe has yet to have a red hot streak like wwf awa wcw nwa & wccw... these kids who claime wwe is hot sadly are to young to recall the greatest wrestling of the gimmick eras...

[princesstamika]

So true. I die inside when I talk to people who have only watched since 2006 or 1999 and never watched a single old tape and don't seem to get what wrestling really is.

[PhilM662]

"it's Kerry delivering the iron claw as only the von erichs caan"

[chainsawcharlie]

world class once ran football stadiums by the end they couldn't even fill the palladium I'm goin' to rasslin goin' to rasslin! the doctor said 'overdose' when he found david dead but fritz just denied it and shook his head I'm goin' to rasslin goin' rasslin! there was no limit to the pills kerry would pop but he never got in trouble 'cause fritz bought the cops I'm goin' to rasslin goin' to rasslin!

[CMDrevello]

that bass line is epic...

[dandbradley]

makes me want to fuck.

[traditionalwrestling]

WOW! This is insane...who is this guy? A legit country singer?

[JSTrudel]

This should make Kevin Von Erich spin in his grave. He's not dead you say!

Dead inside, man. Dead inside...

[spockles]

did they get enough von erichs in the song im sure fritz had to write this what no bruiser brody?

[ebeneezzer]

Chris Von Erich watched his brothers partyin',drinking and trashin'

But when he turned pro, midget wrestling was sadly out of fashion

Going to rasslin

Chris said "I'll be a star wrestler, just you wait and see"

But in terms of size he made Rey Mysterio look like the Great Khali

[johncole79]

What was the date on this dandy song??

[ebeneezzer]

If Glenn were with us today I wonder what an updated version of this song would sound like :

Well, WCW hired Vince Russo with turning them around the goal

He said I'll do it with David Arquette and viagra on a pole

Ol' Ted Turner looked on in horror as business began to drop

With 2 minute matches, midgets and other kinds of slop

The company was bleeding money, with no way to contain it

As he learned the harsh difference between rasslin and sports entertainment

[TheDDG]

His bloodline got him pushed by Fritz,

but Mike's ring work was the drizzly shits

I'm goin' to rasslin. Goin' to rasslin!

Well, he couldn't work and he couldn't talk,

but he got REAL bad after the toxic shock

I'm goin to rasslin. Goin to rasslin!

World Class might be in business stiil,

If he hadn't ate all those Placidyl

I'm goin' to rasslin. Goin' to rasslin!

[RBurton7941]

Holy shit that's the funniest thing I've read in a loooong time, bravo my friend

[chrisrodney79]

AWESOME!!!

[pf462]

Very Tim & Eric-esque.

[frankburly]

It's so sad to see what Kurt Vonnegut had to do for money in the 1980's

[ebeneezzer]

There has been many hilarious posts on this video but this is easily the best of the bunch.

[dirtybirdemcee]

hahaha dude does look like kurt vonnegut...

[GilbertSmith]

I wish I could thumbs up this comment more than once. Stupid Youtube.

[dzhead]

@frankburly . Holy Mack.  Best line i've heard all day!

[the9claw]

this song is so bad its amazing.

[tennesseevidguy]

wow..... thats all i can say.

[jay304]

I watch Glen Goza sing Rasslin' at least once a day.....people are starting to wonder about me, but I don't care. Brilliant song and I'll honor him always.......

[jay304]

I'm so disappointed. RIP Glen Goza. How did you know that he died in 2000? Is there a bio of him online anywhere?

[ebeneezzer]

"RIP Glen Goza. How did you know that he died in 2000?"

findagravedotcom -Glen Greg Goza

Birth: Aug. 4, 1936

Death: May 7, 2000

Burial:

West Mountain Cemetery

West Mountain

Upshur County

Texas, USA

A poster on wrestlingclassics message board : "Just a small time song writer that Fritz apparently knew from some place along the line. He had a small rockabilly song years ago with "Ghoshamody Whatabody". He passed away in 2000. He lived in Gladewater, near Longview Texas."

[jay304]

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen in my entire life. I'm completely hypnotized by Goza and I find myself watching this video at least once a day. We seriously need to find Glen Goza. I need to find out what he's up to and I'd like to convince him to make a comeback. God Bless You, Glen Goza. God Bless You.....

[ebeneezzer]

"We seriously need to find Glen Goza"

You'll need a shovel as he died back in 2000.

I wonder, when he was on his death bed, did he ever regret missing an orgy with a dozen girls by choosing rasslin instead..

[kittenready]

LOL...

[ecwforever]

That's what everyone does when they look at you kittendyke.

[kittenready]

fuck off you sad cunt,your a victim off kittenready,s past R.I.P

[shuddersome07]

lol.oh god that was WAY funnier than it should have been

[puggmysta]

what the fuck haha

[governmentcheese61]

Hell no. Ol' Glen seemed to be playing for the other team anyway, judging by how excited he was at the prospect of turning down twelve woman for a chance to see "silver haired Ric Flair when he's out there strutin'" or the "7-9" Andre the Giant.

[mcjeff1234]

thanks to trey dawg for the reccomendation,lol, GOULET!

[jrbaylor]

holy crap! that was great! IM GOIN TA RASSLIN!

[ebeneezzer]

We'll always remember Skandor's devastation Inc

And boy the fake cousin Lance angle sure did stink

Going to rasslin

Freebird hair cream left Roberts with a bald head

By the time Eric Embry was the top star, WCCW was dead

But I still loves rasslin

[kanyonkreist]

My God, it's like a nightmarish amalgam of Jimmy Buffet, Charlie Daniels and William Shatner... with, of course, that great studio-synth backbeat that I CAN'T GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[whoSez305]

his boss is a slave drivin jerk!??!! omg glen goza worked in the slave buisness!! thats jacked up! wow leave it to the south to still have slaves! glen you racist you :p

[ebeneezzer]

When Gordy slammed the door on Kerry,business started sailing

And after the toxic shock,Mike kinda resembled an alien

Going to rasslin

A two college girls invited me round to their place for some fun on a sunday

I told them that I'd rather see Fritz's retirement match against King Kong Bundy

[KaneRobot]

Old Fritz sure could exploit a death Kamala can't run 30 feet without runnin' out of breath That's why he's RASSLIN! I'm goin' to RASSLIN! Electrocution, drugs, an' suicide The random ways Von Erichs have died That's crazy RASSLIN! Three cheers for RASSLIN! Kerry won the Rumble in '92 Only one foot hit the ground instead of two What that called RASSLIN! Gotta have some to RASSLIN!

[ebeneezzer]

Inspired.

Well done sir.

[kanata978]

gino was a fan favorite,one of the best in the world, but when the cameras turned off he physicaly abused his girl goin to rasslin and lil ol chris only wanted to fight

but he was only 5'6 asthma stunned his height goin to rasslin

whats with ur cloths Goza! you should have thought twice you look like wierd al yankovich meets miami vice now thats rasslin goin to rasslin!!!!!!

[kittenready]

KANATA978,more choruses please...

[kittenready]

KANEROBOT,more choruses please...

[ebeneezzer]

"Norwegian from Norwegia" was Bill Mercer's greatest hash

As bad as Goza's mullet and porno moustache

Going to rasslin

[pitzer4321]

poor ol mike he just couldnr hack it,

so micheal hayes tore up his ring jacket goin to rasslin

king kong bundy vs kerry now that was barberic, and soon wwe bra and panties matches will invole lacy von erich goin to rasslin these were the days of goza the days worth his while, but now he's doin 20 years for being a pedofile now thats rasslin goin to rasslin

[kittenready]

PITZER4321,please more choruses....

[skyz184]

hahahaha lolol!! i think these are the funniest comments ive ever read on youtube ever lol!!

[Simpleton021]

He probably thinks that he's actually got the correct spelling.

[larrystarstruck]

Parents asked me to mow the grass

I just said to kiss my @##

I'm going to rasslin going to rasslin

I could sit there all night

watching a classic title fight

going to rasslin

going to rasslin

[grungegopher]

"wouldn't miss this for a dozen girls" And with that comment Glen Goza came out of the closet.

[ebeneezzer]

They brought in fake cousin Lance and tried to get him over

The boy's coke habit made Gino Hernandez look sober

Going to rasslin

[pitzer4321]

so many wccw wrestlers have died, some even made it to heaven

but certaintly not Fritzs,b4 he died, he pulled a gun on Kevin! goin to rasslin

[crackhead2006]

Wife told me to pay child support

Said this month I'm coming up short

Cause I'm going to rasslin, going to rasslin!

The kids are hungry and need to eat

Screw them, the sportatorium is down the street

Going to rasslin, going to rasslin!

[HebrewStyle]

Quick poll: Would you rather be sweatin' on the dock or watching someone use a hammerlock?

[crackhead2006]

Well...

Boss called again said it's "time and a half" he woke me up in the night and I just had to laugh. I'm going to rassling! Going to rasslin!

I will immediately fired, and Kerry no-showed!

[AxlCobainVedder]

Only in the 80s. Only in Texas. Only Fritz Von Erich.

[Tennbjj]

Ric Flair's dressed up in a nice sportscoat

While Boogey Woogey Man gets a glass bottom boat

Thats Rasslin

Kerry, Mike and David doing fine

Eating Pizza, Salad and muffins for $3.29

Goin to Rasslin

[kanata978]

how bout them von erichs,boy they are cursed remember when mike molested that nurse goin to rasslin...goin to rasslin yee haaaa!

[ebeneezzer]

Kerrys got hair like a girl named sally

I just saw him buying crack from a guy in the alley

Goin to rasslin

The iron claw is a poor attempt at violence

Not like Chris Adams, who headbutts pilots

Goin to rasslin

Kevin Von Erich's matches made fans hold their breath

And good old Fritz exploited his death

Goin to rasslin

[crackhead2006]

Got drunk with PS Hayes

Coulda made fun of nig*ers for days

Going to rasslin

Popped some pills with Kerry in the back

Then snorted up the rest of his sack

Going to rasslin

Bought pics from Fritz at the gimmick table

Said David OD'ing was only a fable

Going to rasslin

[pitzer4321]

if a good ol time is all ur seekin then watch bruiser brody get stabbed by some Rican going to rasslin

[ebeneezzer]

Come the mid 80s, World Class was in a tangle

Which lead Fritz to do his fake heart attack angle

Going to rasslin

[pitzer4321]

von erichs vs the free birds is what we like

then kerry lost his foot when he fell of his motor bike goin to rasslin

[ebeneezzer]

Kerry's got hair like a girl named Sally

[ebeneezzer]

Just like Goza I came in at the wrong time :)

[PhilM662]

by the way, my God the von erichs are so over in texas

[PhilM662]

lol

[madhat2k]

This video makes me proud to be a wrestling . . err rasslin fan.

[heyya1989]

''its kerry deliverinn the iron claw cuz only the von errriiichs caaaaaan'' lol that line was so off tune lol

 also listen to what he says @ 2:30 he'd rather watch rasslin then have a mad crazy orgy with 12 girls at the same time whata homesexual :p

[ChainsawCharisma]

It's like someone smashed John Holmes, Weird Al Yankovic, and Johnny Paycheck together and beat him with a stick.

[knucles808]

im playin this song loud in my car the next time im in the hood

[aznQ305]

i dont know why but i think this song gave me diarrhea