You Have to Burn the Rope Time Attack Video

[nintendork64]

I couldn't figure out what to do in this game... SO FREAKING HARD!

Really, how are you supposed to know you have to burn the rope???

: P

[blasphemymaster]

Jump directly to the rope, don't go into the bump on the ceiling. You lose a little bit of time that way.

Also, in the tunnel, when you jump down, do not skid along the walls. Try to aim right under the ceiling. You start accelerating to the right SLIGHTLY sooner that way.

Otherwise, it seems perfect. :D

[FireWallBurns]

Theres good and bad ending. Thats the good ending. Bad ending is must find secret passage which lead to spike pit

[Sonofanoob]

Fucking hacker!

[Baschkedball]

I heard the game is longer than Neverwinter Nights and two times harder to beat as any other game. You must be one of the best players in the world!

One last question:Can you also kill the boss with the axe

[UraiFen1138]

i love the song at the end

[Katharsis939]

You won´t believe, but you´ve only seen the bad ending...

[Webwaft]

God damn, those are some fucking awesome skills. Wish I was as good as you are at games, I'm just a fucking casual. :-/

[Molothetwo]

how u kill boss?

[TheWEdza]

now you are a hero, you managed to beat the whole damn game!!!! (cit.)

[8bitGizmo]

I just now made my own time attack video. I BARELY beat your time. =) Posting it now.

[snoojie]

This was *so* last year. I've cut my time in half by now.

[nazemec]

"now you're a hero, you manged to beat the whole damn ga-ame. We're happy you made it, but how are you gonna spend the rest of this day-ay ? Maybe watch a video, maybe press refresh and start again..."

=P

[pwnageprata]

How are you going to spend the rest of this day?

[olion597]

HOLY.... That was amazing! This must have taken so long to get down perfectly.

[skinlo01]

Very tricky, I'm especially impressed by the AI and the real use of physics for the game play.

[homeXstone]

there are some really nice walkthroughs on google! but not all of them are easy to understand because of the complexicty of this game!

[zantiertasa]

I'm still stuck on the first level =/

[MimigaJoe]

Holy crap! That's amazing! How many tries did it take for you to get this right??

[billybobjoebob04]

im only on the first boss and iv'e already given up :P

[MeMoshRocks]

I was told that to actually defeat the last boss u had to do something abaut a rope...

[zivkooo]

it is too damn hard... only true hero can burn that rope

[grassinigrassini]

and how exactly do you burn the rope?

[null140]

I hear you have to burn the rope? I'm not sure.

[copskid44]

My best time so far is 23.4 when i hit the rope! woot

[Adkit2]

bs, there's no way. I demand proof!

[copskid44]

alright ill work on it and put the video up in a couple of days

[moeezS]

It took me forever to beat this game. I thought you had to tickle the Colossus, which stuns him, go into his mouth, throw the fire in him, and then get out quickly through a quick-time event. This video helped so much!

/sarcasm

[copskid44]

ahhh i beat him, i hit the rope at 24 seconds

[someoneslife]

OMG thx u soooo much i cudnt beat him wit my axes n i didnt no wat 2 do

[CaptainStupid33]

this game is the most epic one ever made.and the end credits song pwn

[lXSpiritXl]

[Warning] (Spoiler to my last post)

I was sooo using sarcasm.

[POST SPOILER]

[lXSpiritXl]

Dude you must have used hax to do that.. Xspeed much?

I've been playing this game for about a week now and I've completely lost connection to the outside world.

I even grew a beard! =D Puberty was pwnt!

And that wasn't sarcasm, kay?

[zexarious]

This game propagandizes murder. Grinning colossus was not even a villain and never attacked you.

No wonder kids are so violent these days, it's thanks to games like this.

[JablesMcLovin]

Did you even pay attention to the story?

Grinning Colossus was terrorizing the village and it's up to you to be a hero and save everyone by burning the rope

[tlkSmack1]

I saw a study the other day that stated people are less violent now than at any time, prehistory or civilization.

The 'kids today' blast is really just a symbol of intellectual laziness and utopianistic dreaming. The Kung-San of the Kalahari desert have murder rates similar to Detroit. Then there's the percentage young males between 16-24 in a general population, the demographics of that age range - don't even get me started on that.

[Kabukita]

He does attack you by the way :P

[Orcbuster]

ffs h4x lol

[anti2501]

Fake! You can totally tell it's photoshopped: the shadows are all wrong.

[JAXJAK218]

i did it in 35 secs

[Mutemichplz]

1337

[RealColt]

wow someone plays this game to much, my fastest time is an hour

[NalanaDarkling]

Ummmm what is the big deal??? I played this game once and thought that was the tutorial level....then it turned out that was the entire game. Is it like a joke or something to pretend that the game was actually hard?

[shampuup]

Yes.

[evillego6]

yes.

[YouAreFantastic]

no.

[merrett]

No dude this game took me like half an hour!!

[sambroughton]

Speedhacked obviously.

[adamski247]

So far I've burnt the floor, those letters, the boss, myself. Nothing Works!!! What am I doing wrong?!

[fortune500b]

dude your a god

[lllusionx]

damn!!he mustve been playing for years to beat it that fast! i wonder how you beat the game....

/sarcasm

[zoolander78]

I have been trying to beat this game for about 18 months now with no success. It's nigh on impossible. It is way way too hard. You must have cheated to beat it so quickly.

[useernamee]

[SPOILERS]:

you have to burn the rope.

[/SPOILERS]

[lotyboy]

I'm pretty sure this was tool assisted. You used save states didn't you? Theres no way you actually beat the hardest game created in our lifetime in 41 seconds.

[osirri]

fake

[psychologicalshock]

Ive been trying to beat this game for years and still can't do it. It's amazing how easily you did it, but trust me on this folks: Its not 1/100th as easy as it looks, in fact its almost impossible unless you practice every day for a year.

[Jyohan]

I've been playing for 3 years and that 73rd boss is impossible! How did you get past it?

[psychologicalshock]

I had to stay up for a week drinking down coffee and doing speed. I just barely burned the rope before collapsing and being unconscious for 4 days. Unfortunately I never did get to see the ending of the game, I hope someone can some day post it up.

[TheRealJimmyboy222]

Ha, I played the game once* and completed it straight away.

*for 3250 hours

[BalorPT]

How fucking hard is this? I mean, even a retarded passes this without fingers...

NOOOBS

[snoojie]

I have never seen a retarded play the game.

Last I knew, most of them were busy ending their sentences with multiple periods.

[bigpoppa1234]

could have been quicker.

[Mustamaggara]

woot do you have to burn the rope? thanx for tips

[spike2221]

I can't understand what's so hard about this game, the first time I tried it I did it around this time aswell...

[acidicalchemist]

Becaused you hacked.

[BalorPT]

And you suck at simply breathing if you took more then 30 secs to pass this...

[Nichelo69]

ur jus a liar, i can tell.

[BalorPT]

And your name is FailBot

[spike2221]

Since I'm that much of a fucking liar I'll do a video.

[lepermunna]

lol don't bother we'll all know it's fake

[Nichelo69]

lol douche, you cant read the sarcastic overtones?

[GerardD102]

IMPOSSIBLE

[Gynecologist]

HAX!

[WonderfulSpam]

Holy shit, I just cant burn it, the boss always kills me first. ;_;

[balleand]

who the hell did you do that so fast?

took me a hole 10 minutes to finish the game

[snoojie]

Keep practicing. My first few runs weren't all that good either.

[Diviaras]

I beat u :D

[red3y3z1]

you had to use a speedhack...

[JSMacTavish]

right-click the game.

hehe..

[icyth]

When you are going down the runnel I notice you hit the wall but to shave off a few seconds try not to collide with it.

[snoojie]

That blunder haunts me to this day, although I think your estimation of "a few seconds" might be a bit optimistic.

[SugarSmacks200]

am i the only one who actually burnt the rope?? lol.

[Gyanzak]

No.

[theabyscalls]

nup i did 2

[simonh123]

No, I also burnt the rope

[YouToad]

I've done it faster than this lol, shortest game I've ever played

[WoWHalla]

(Small exxageration coming up)

If you think this is short, play LostWinds. Wasn't worth 1000 Wii points.

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[RABBIDGamfan]

This game is INCREDIBLY jerky, and, therefore unplayable, in Camino.

[Ch8ese]

Whoa, I could never do the game that fast! Great job!

[Theoq99]

lol

[snoojie]

lol *indeed*

[Leprosorium]

AMAZING!!!! You are fast1!!!!111!!!!!!1!!!!

[snoojie]

That's not what she said!

[canadianman333]

from the time it took for the boss to explode it was at 35 sec....i beat it i did in 33 sec but i am so angry i didn't have anything to record it......did you use a webcam?? would anything else work??

[snoojie]

I used a Sony DSC-W80 hand-held digital camera propped up on some junk on my desk. It's the same camera I've used for almost everything else I've posted. Some of the older stuff was shot with my DSC-T33 which I also loved, but I broke two of them so I upgraded to something with a warranty.

[plaxcaster]

35 seconds almost =(

well it's nice for my third try xD

[Defaultpwnsyou]

I got 41 seconds, I'm posting a video response for it soon ;D.

[lucy798]

I call hacks. This is clearly tool assisted.

[snoojie]

The only tools I used were my powerful, powerful hands.

[netlich]

If you turn down Shadows to minimal and negate Bloom effects you can see the Colossus much earlier!!!!

he is clearly cheating to get that time!

[SuperMelon1]

Gained an awful lot of fame for something that's glitched as hell when ran in Opera or FF

[snoojie]

There are still a few people out there who use the Internet Explorer. Nearly as many as Opera users, as a matter of fact. Maybe even more.

[Amiro22]

Huh? Works perfect for me in Firefox.

[Paaradox]

Huh? Works perfect for me in Opera.

[GRRAB]

CCCCCOMBO BREAKER!!!!

[aaron770]

Yeah Firefox is all I use, and i've played this game in Firefox, works fine.

[hkweasel]

You should have started timing at the first click. My best time from there to when it makes a sound hitting him is 33.6s

[Saturn2888]

Have you ever tried to burn the rope and run away on the other side and have him not get hit?

[snoojie]

I spent an embarrassingly long amount of time trying to save his life after the rope was burning. No matter where he is, he will magically slide into place to get hit.

[lila917]

i saved his life on my first try...

you just have to jump onto the next stair thingies, and that way, your on the opposite side, and not hit.

[snoojie]

We're talking about trying to save the life of the Grinning Colossus, not the protagonist. It's impossible to kill yourself.

At least, that's what I thought we were talking about. I've tried to lure out the grinning Colossus and make the chandelier miss him. YOU CAN'T.

[Saturn2888]

Darn!

[MaxJCollins]

OH!!!!! YOU BURN THE ROPE??? Cause i hit him like 3000 times with my axes. They could have given you a hint at least

[Saturn2888]

lol!

[christenlanger]

Argh, that was awesome.

[supersushistu]

does anybody know if this is coming out on the wii ?

[jelmerdebom]

i think the graphics are to good for the wii.. this is next-gen on its best!!!

so i dont think it will come for the wii.. but maybe with luck on the ps3 or xbox360

[DarkTower13thGate]

Dude, i'ts already out on the Mee

[beecess07]

it doesn't work for me! can someone please help me!

[Koitos]

Hell! How you managed to do it in so little time!?!? I just can beat it in 9 hours and i need to use a saved game! (i don't really know how i use this save, but i use it) Can you come here and help me??? You are da best. Bye Bye!!!

[snoojie]

I'll be right over. My consulting fees are $75/hour plus cool ranch Doritos and I only fly first class. If you are a super-hottie it is free but you still have to provide Doritos.

[blun3d]

beat it at 32 seconds, my best was 29 seconds

[MiXBeatZ]

Umm.. I just found this game.. beat it in about the same time.. and was wondering if it really needed 3 walkthroughs posted on the bottom of the game.

[mayamayouidiot]

rockpapershotgun(dot)com/image­s/april08/ropewalkthrough.txt

[snoojie]

There are lots of people out there saying they can "beat" this game and it is "easy" but I have yet to see any video "responses" "proving" these "claims". Step it up, America.

And also those other countries, if they have Internet yet.

[supersushistu]

haha you dont get it !

not that you need to... you just burn the rope

[cornholio321]

i haven't beat this game yet but tomorrow i will try again, what do you have to do

[TeaBagged2o6]

not quite sure

[chamlankamp]

well that was hard....

[snoojie]

Indeed it was. Indeed it was.

[stereo123]

I bow to you, man!

[snoojie]

Arise, my friend. We are equals!

[Jacquer68]

Whenever I play the game, for some reason the little guy will toss his axe for no reason whatsoever, even when I don't press shift. Anyone else have this problem?

[snoojie]

Any key throws the axe besides movement keys.

[mooble1]

im better

[Sylyom]

Is it supposed to take longer? Because that's about how long it takes me every time...

Or is it that you took 30 seconds when most people take 35 or something?

[SeamonkeY372]

"Some of the level are legendary and all of the boss are pretty difficult"

i thought the game was just that one level?

[wooterz]

That's why he said "level" and "boss" instead of "levels" and "bosses"

[98smithg]

His Grammar doesnt make sence.

[Maccoy2k]

and thats a thumb down coz ur not said not what talking about

[snoojie]

Whose grammar, mine? What doesn't make "sence" about it?

[98smithg]

He used a proactive noun in congunction with a plural or somthing. 'level are '

[MarsPhoenix63]

notice the lack of plural nouns, he's making a joke there

[98smithg]

Well he failed. A bit like you really.

[snoojie]

98smithg: I AM SORRY I FAILED TO PLEASE YOU *cry cry cry*

Or, in your language: I AM SURRY I FEILED TO PLZ U! *cyrcycy cyr sad fase*

Everyone else on the Internet: THANK YOU FOR UNDERSTANDING THE JOKE INVOLVING IMPROPER CONJUGATIONS.

[98smithg]

Dont you get it ? My bad spelling is actully a joke! cos i think that Incorrect use of the English language is funny. hahahahah, you dont think im funny , so you must be a retard! lolol

[snoojie]

I lose! You are way funnier than I could hope to be. The joke you do is executed to perfection, so subtle I missed it. Here is me, bowing to you!

But you still can't beat my speedrun.

[98smithg]

I could match it , But then it is physically impossible to go any faster.

[Polokin]

I don't think you're funny. >.>

[radleygh]

u suxxorb jo

[suyapc]

0:30

WOW!!

you are the man!

[sanch3x]

This is obviously a tool assisted run.

I call shenanigans.

[snoojie]

This is legit. I SWEAR. You should see my other video, Dog Drinking Water, if you need proof that my videos are without special effects.

[goatslacker]

beat you by a second ;)

[n1ceguysfinlast]

simply amazing! You are the Prince of Gaming

[Inkington]

How do I hit people?

[Grovetussen]

use your hands or a tool of some sort (bat works) in a swinging motion that strikes your foe!

[mrninja1995]

i think i can beat that

[whymog]

I don't think anyone's gonna top that time. Simply amazing.

[9AZ0Z]

R. Kelly feat. Wisin & Yandel - Burn It Up is related to you. Small world huh?

[snoojie]

I know him. He used my video for inspiration.

[EastCoastSoulja]

Lol. I was thinking that when I seen it to.

[alextheape]

i'm really tempted to try to get some sort of auto-fire for my weapon and see if he TRULY can't be beaten with your weapons...

cept i lack the technical prowess to attempt such a feat. I mean, that would mean you DIDN'T have to burn the rope! blasphemy!

[KaceyRepublic]

Without a doubt the best speedrun I've seen for this game.

[frakctured]

How are you so good at this game?

[snoojie]

I've been playing video games since I was 8. Cut my teeth on a C64 back in '83 and been playing ever since. A profound dedication to video games landed me where I am today. Hard work, but as you can see from this video, it pays off.

[MCRruleEMU]

xD  It sure does.

[leoyen]

u kno wat? u jus need to 'burn the rope'. -_-

[blasphemymaster]

1. As aforementioned, try jumping before dropping in the tunnel. Saves a few milliseconds. Try landing without hitting the wall, although that probably doesn't matter.

2. You hit the wall before burning the rope, make sure you don't do that.

[Gallahan]

Yeah... You can't die in this game.

[ravenTrina]

sure coz it doesnt show your health.and since the boss can regain its life there no point of attacking him with weapons even though you have weapons.......:)

[m0ngh]

For the first drop, if you jump before, you'll end up lower faster, meaning you can clear the wall a bit faster. Takes timing though.

GAME OF THE YEAR!!

GOTY Edition is in the bag. Expec