Sesame Street - Ernie & Bert: The Newspaper

[Pocockable]

I want to see the sketch when Ernie wants to ask Bert a question, but Bert is reading the paper, and when he's done, Ernie's question is "can he borrow the paper?" Does anyone have that sketch

[cstoczyn]

This Is From Episode 2785

Where Maria Talks About Love

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GO BERT!!!!

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Long Live Jim Henson!!!!

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RIP Jim Henson

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HUZZAH!!!!

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GO ERNIE!!!!

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Poor Bert

[dunterd]

Bert disliked this video.

[cstoczyn]

@dunterd Why?

[sweetlife031]

I know this is supposed to be funny but...annoying that even when Bert kept telling Ernie to stop, he kept it up. The funniest part to me was when Ernie ripped the newspaper instead of dividing it lol

[cstoczyn]

@sweetlife031 FTW

[slapshot68]

dahm ernie's annoying

[cstoczyn]

@slapshot68 LOL

[Pocockable]

Does anyone have the sketch when Bert wants Ernie to wait until he's finished the newspaper to ask him a question?

[swissirish1]

i like the dutch one better

[cstoczyn]

@swissirish1 Not Me

[MrTornado300]

1:23 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[cstoczyn]

@MrTornado300 OMG!

[timmaz24s]

don't read over my shoulder bert...........hahahahaahaha

[cstoczyn]

@timmaz24s Ernie:(upset): BERT, PLEASE!!!!

YOU'RE READING OVER MY SHOULDER!!!!

[steventean]

y would i b longing 4 this 2 come bac?

[cavalierfan1995]

square garden?

did he mean madison square garden?

[sueclooney1214yt]

poor Bert, haha, love Bert so much

[coyote374]

I would like to see Bert thow out Ernie.

[AllSega]

I'd like to see the clip where Bert decides he's tired of getting Ernie the newspaper, and it's his turn. However, he gets a little too prepared, and then he says he needs bubble gum, in case he should run into a bear on the way. Bert says, "We don't have any bubble gum", but Ernie says without it, he can't get the newspaper, leaving Bert to get the gum, then Ernie says "While you're at Hooper's, pick up a newspaper, would you?" Bert chases Ernie back and forth going, "Aaaaahh!"

[Pocockable]

@AllSega

I'd like to see that clip too. I remember that one. Ernie wanted bubble gum in case there were bears. I also want to see the one where Ernie opens Bert's aunt's present, thinking it's for him, after guessing that the present might be a football, then a cake, and then a lamp.

[dorourke105]

So what happened to the man, did they have to cut off his head and send it in for testing?

[superAJ71]

I have to admit that as a child, I was somewhat gratified by the fact that my birthday was immortalized in, of all things, a Bert and Ernie skit.

[coyote374]

Man bites dog? Animal crelty on Sesame street.

[tifahentai]

The lesson here is how not to be rude while other people are reading and HOW NOT to share a newspaper.

[am9224]

Seen on Sesame Tree.

[brianklick]

Bert usually tells ernie not to do something and ernie finds away around it. but in this one ernie deliberately doesnt do wat bert says.

[MiyahSummer]

Poor Bert,

he always gets picked on.

[PGMEagle]

That's so much for posting the English version to this on here :-)

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

Bert: stop it! (1:12)

Hilarious!

[am9224]

1:04 ERNIE!

[1050HzSineWaveTone]

1:05

(Ernie jumps in terror)

Ernie: What Bert?

[lean17161]

1:22

(Bert screams)

Hilarious!

[LeftSock06]

The dog was not available for comment.

[antsamthompson9]

I supose the reseon this got flaged the last time was becuase of the big black square.

[derekfan7695]

Thanks for posting! The dog was not available for comment. LOL! This really made my day!

[frymahhide1982]

"Man bites dog"? Wow, if a TV show made a joke like that today, PETA would go up their asses.

[MarshalGrover]

i was going to do this too, but I could never get the lip sync right.

[glowworm2]

Thanks so much-I love the story Ernie is reading-absolutely hillarious!