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  • 1:50 fucking genius!!!

  • What do ya call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?a wind tunnel

  • 0:30 I laughed so hard

  • the funniest joke i know was when my 2 yr older blonde sister asked me how to spell "blonde"

  • Imagine a blonde laughin @ this

  • Blondes here in Texas are now telling Rick Perry jokes.

  • The brunette was runnin on train tracks. She wuz counting "82,82,82.." then a blonde showed up and said "hey that looks like fun." When the train came and wuz gettin closer the brunette jumped out of the way and the blonde got ran over and died.

    The brunette went back on the tracks and counted..

    "83,83,83,...."

  • Lol

  • A brunette, red head and a blonde were getting exucuted. They aimed the gun at the brunette and said,"Ready, aim, -" she screamed "Hurricsne!" the soldiers looked back and she ran away. The red head was up,"Ready, aim, -" she screamed,"Tornado!" the soldiers looked back and she ran away. Last was the blonde,"Ready, aim, -" and she screamed,"Fire!"

  • @therealuglygrizzly i saw that punchline coming from the 2nd line.

  • a blonde a redhead and santa claus jump off a building. who will fall down first?

    the redhead because santa claus does not exist and the blonde will get lost along the way.

  • @bsdoda1 it's called sarcasm don't feel offended

  • Why does the blonde always lose at rock paper scissors?

    Because the only hand signal they can make is paper.

  • Lol

  • Heres a good one: A blonde and a bernet jump off of a bridge. Which one hits the water first? Answer:Bernet..........because thw blonde had to ask for directions.

  • ur saying some yo mama jokes and putting blonde

  • Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?

    A: 'Is it mine?'

  • Returning home from work, a blonde was surprised to find her house burglarized. She phones the police and reports the crime. The police dispatcher sends a K-9 unit to her house. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde shudders at the sight of the officer and his dog. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come

    home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!

  • A husband asked his very blonde wife to help him paint the nursery. She agrees. Before she starts she reads the instructions on the paint container then leaves the room. She comes back a few minutes later wearing a leather jacket and a fur coat. Her husband asks, "what are you doing?". She replies, "Honey, it says for best results put on two coats".

  • Q: what do you get when you see three blondes ear to ear?

    A: air bubbles

  • "There once was a magic mirror which would kill your if you lied to it. One day a brunette was doing her makeup and said to herself "I think I'm the smartest woman ever!" She immediately dropped dead. The next day a redhead was doing her hair and said to herself "I think I'm the prettiest woman alive!" She immediately dropped dead. Finally, the following day, a blond was flossing her teeth. She stopped and said to herself "I think," and dropped dead. "

  • How does a blonde commit suicide?

    She jumps out the basement window!! LOL

  • Natural nordic Blondes are great and gorgeous women, in average taller and slimmer than brunettes, with finer facial features. The jealous rabble call them “dumb”, projecting his own ingnobleness onto the women he envies. However, these vulgar resentments against angelic blonde women are the most honest form of appreciation …

  • A blonde and a brunette jump off a cliff to c who gets to the bottom first. So who does?

    The brunette cuz the blonde had to stop half way and ask which way to go. :-P

  • How do you keep a blonde busy?

    Throw two balls in the opposite directions and say fetch.

  • What do you call a dead blond under the porch?

    Last year's Hide-and-go-Seek winner!

    How does a blonde survive the zombie apocolypse?

    When the zombie comes saying BRAINS! When he finds the blonde he yells BRAINS! But the he realizes its a blonde and walks away.

  • 1:06 is funny

  • A blond , brunette and read head were in a cave. They were all best friends. So , the red head was exploring around the cave and found a genie bottle. So the red head rubbed it and a genie came out. The genie asked the girls their wish. They all said "I wish we had something to drink" . So the genie magically puffed out a slide. the genie said " say your favorite drink and you'll land in a pool of it". The brunette said "choclate milk" , the red head said "sprite" but the blond said "WEEE!" ;D!

  • one blonde is bragin about how she finshed a puzzel in 2month to another blonde and point at the box and say see 4 months and up

  • NO OFFENSE TO BLONDES!!

  • a blonde is driving slow on the highway. a truck driver comes up behind her and honks. she ignores him. he honks again and signals her to stop so she does. they get out of the cars and the guy gets out a bat and a piece of chalk. he draws a circle on the ground. "now you stand in this circle and dont go out" he says . he takes the bat and smashes the car. suddenly he hears the blonde laughing. " whats so funny?" he asks. the blonde says "while you were turned around, i steped out of the circle!"

  • Omg rofl lmfao

  • blondes are not stupid some may look dumb but you may not know that they could be having trouble with stuff and people DONT JUDGE ITS VERY MEAN TO ALL YOU BLONDES OUT THERE BRUNETTS ACT STUPID SOMETIMES BROWN HAIR PEOPLE DO STUPID STUFF RED HEADS ARE STUPID SOME TIMES AND SO ARE PEOPLE WITH BLACK HAIR ACTULLY ALL THE BLONDES IN MY CLASS GOT AN A ON THERE TAKS TEST

  • I'm a blonde.....how bout making the transitions slower next time!!

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  • theres a blond and too brunets that ran away frome jail 1 brunet jumps in a bag and starts barking so when the cops come they say dammet its just a dog

    the other brunet did the same thing and they said DAMMET ANOTHER DAMN DOG then they follow the brunet then she jumps in a potato sack and when the cops comes she starts saying potato

  • how do you get a blonde ocupied put turn over on 2 sides of a paper

  • @blokdeblok you can shut up your little fat-ass faggot-self

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  • Ima blonde but i don't find these jokes offensive lol there pretty epic :D but i'm smart but i don't do homework b cuz i wanna b popular which i am bye lol

  • With blondes having as little brain power as they do, it isn't hard to come up with some great knee slapping blonde jokes.

  • thats awesome!!!!!!!!!!

  • stereotypes are dumb.

  • @xXfloralfairyXx they are no way dumb. they make people feel better about themselves.

  • How do you drown a blonde?

    Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool.

  • Im a brunnette,redhead,and blonde.But for the past week, my blonde hair made me dumb. SO TRUE!!!!! i got those 3 colors in my hair and they aré all natural!

  • Ummmm.......... I'm a blonde but, they are funny but one seemed kind of mean...

  • The blond jokes came after the world war becaue many felt an inferiority complex, because the germans saw blonds as the master race.

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  • BLONDES ARE SO BOORING AND DUMB! HAHAHA! NO ONE WANTS BLONDES CAUSE REAL MEN MASTURBATE TO BRUNETTES!!!

  • What do you call a group of blondes riding in a convertible.... artificial intelligence!!!

  • There was a cliff that is u wish for somethin and jump off it comes true...

    Brunnete jumps off: I wish for a million dollars! :And she lands in the cash.

    Redhead jumps off: I wish for a fancy limo! : lands in the limo.

    Blonde trips: Ah, crap!! : And lands in the shit.

    Get it?

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  • Calling me ugly won't make you any prettier

    calling me stupid won't make you smart

    calling me fat won't make you skinny

    calling me a loser won't make you cool

    calling me bad won't make you good,

    so why do you bother to tease and make fun of people??

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  • theres a group of blond walking into a bbar chanting 28 days when one of the blonds were about to leave he asked why are u guys chanting 28 days she said cause we finished a puzzel in 28 days when it said 2 to 6 years

  • imma blonde and all these jokes are SO true(: i get straight A's but yet im VEY stupid :P

  • three blondes walk into a bar the fourth one duckes. lol think if you dont get it

  • Afroman2537 it's just my opinion loads of people thing I am dumb because I am blonde brunnett's are dumb to and black! So I just want to say I'm not dumb and people underestimate me

  • @merelanerocks good Lord, they're just fucking jokes xD it's not like if I saw you on the street I would be like "Hah! You're blonde so you're STUPID!" It's like yo mama jokes, it's not like every mom has something wrong with them. Be proud you have an entire genre of jokes about your hair color lol

  • @merelanerocks calm down I'm blonde too and I still laughed at these jokes

  • She was so blonde... A guy said "LOOK! A DEAD BIRD!" The blonde looked up and said "Where?" Like if you get it!

  • Brunettes are stupid. Half the fucking people in our school are blonde and the all take excelerated math. The rest take retard math and that's the brunettes

  • This is sooooo affensive because I am "a" blonde and people in my school consider me smart just because a few blonde people like to go to clubs and get fucked dosent mean every blonde does

  • A blind man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, do you wanna here a blonde joke? The bartender says, i'm a boxer and blonde, the dude next to you is a heavy weight champion and blonde and a bouncer for the club across the street is 6ft and blone. Sure you still wanna tell the joke? The blind man replies, nah not if i'm gonna have to explain it athousand times.

  • If I had a penny for every smart blonde I met . . . .well, I'd be broke. :/

  • @SpontaneousPlanking i know a lot of smart blonds

  • i know a lot of smart blonds

  • What do blondes and ufos have in common? You here about them all the time, but never see them

  • How dose a blonde turn off her night lite shut the car door

  • Q: how can you tell a blonde had a bad day?

    A: her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette.

  • heres a good one: the blonde kept swimming deeper and deeper until she drowned later on her husband came home to see her dead in the bathtub :p lol

  • Have you heard about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? She missed. Like if you get :DDD

  • @soccerboy684 thats a good one

  • Have you ever heard of the blonde that tried to play gotxha nose with Voldemort?

    

  • Q:a smart blond, a dumb, and Santa clause jump out of a plane. which one lands 1st? A: the dumb blond! cuz the smart blond and Santa clause don't exist! durrrrrrr!

  • they say blondes have more fun than brunnettes :/ true

    but brunnettes remember it the next day :D LOLOL

  • i can't find any blonde jokes i haven't already heard!

  • The only smart blonde's are Golden Retrievers!

  • A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

    The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

    The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

  • a blonde a ginger and a brunette stole from a store and hid in a barn.

    the ginger went in the pig pen, brunette cowpen and blonde a sack of potatoes.

    when the police came in they looked in the pig pen the ginger went: oink oink

    then the cow pen: moo moo

    then they looked in the sack of potatoes and the blonde went potatoe potatoe. lol

  • @alightPYRO06 i thought it was 1 blonde & 2 brunettes ?& i thought it was kittens not a pig pen ?

  • Hear of the blonde with a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was blond too!

    Q: What's a blonde got in common with a beer bottle? A: They're both empty from the neck up!

    Q: How do you know when a blonde's been in your fridge? A: There's lipstick on the cucumbers!

    Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll?

    A: About 2 cans of hairspray

    Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of cheerios?

    A: "Look! Donut seeds!"

    Q: What did the blonde call her zebra?

    A: Spot!

  • a blonde and a brunetter are jumping off a building

    so who gets to the bottom first?

    the brunette BC the blonde had to ask for directions lol.

  • Im a blonde:( im mean I consider myself smart. I get extinguished honor roll all the time and I have never once failed anything. Some were funny but when you said the UFO and SMART BLONDE one I got mad.

  • A brunette redhead and blonde robbed a bank and when they came out they were surrounded by cops:

    the red head yelled : tornado! the cops turned around and she ran away

    the brunette said: avalanche! the cops turned and she ran away

    the blonde however, scream : FIRE!!! and the cops shot her down

  • A blonde's invention: transparent bathing suits and clothes! LOL

  • Q:How do you drown a blonde? A:Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

    Like this if you get it

  • @101deathmetal Thumb it down if you got it from another video. Just did.

  • @blokdeblok i actually didnt i was thinking of random things

  • @101deathmetal Ha ok you got proof. (but some bad proof.)

  • @beautyqueen271 i always here about em but i never see em

  • What do beer bottles and blondes have in common?

    Thier both empty from the neck up.

    Like If You Get It!

  • how do you drown a blonde..... put a scratch and sniff at the bottem of the pool

  • @chepes3221 you must be very proud.now click your heels together and away we go back to Kansas

  • -:l blondes are great

  • I hate you and your stupid jokes

  • Thats mean really really mean.You know Im the smartest kid in my class at every subect have the best memory always the teachers favorite and Im a blonde.

  • @chepes3221 The only dumb ones are the jealous wankers, who claim “blondes are dumb”. In reality, blondes have higher IQ’s than brunettes, it’s a difference of averaged even up to 8 points!

  • @chepes3221 well in my class, i was the only brunnete and, i was the smartest girl in my class

  • A blonde a ginger and a burnett all jump off a cliff who landz last?

    The blonde she needed 2 ask 4 directionz

  • What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You hear about them all the time, but you never see them.

  • a blonde girls was is history class and her teacher said in order to be president you must be a natural born citizen then the blonde ask 'what if we come out in a c section'

  • my girlfriend said to me my boobs are to small i need a had job so i said my hands are small what should i do and she said would you like a hand job shes a keeper

  • Hows does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?

    Fertilized!

  • must read this. once u started there is no turnind back. a little 10 year old girl was raped and murdured in 1945. her body was not found until 1947. then a boy last week read this and did not copy and paste this message. the dead girl appeared in his room haunting him and killed hin. if ou do not copy and paste this onto 10 videos in 30 minutes the dead girl will appear in your room tonight and haunt you and kill you. well you better start to copy and paste if you want to be

  • It's actually funny that blondes are better build,taller and more successful than brunettes.Sports Legacy Institute Founder is blonde,wsm is blonde,tallest wsm is blonde,big number of the best pro wrestlers are blondes,Chris Hanson from nbc is blonde.I am blonde and i able to speak 4 language's,great build,and standing at 6 ft 5..

  • u copied the ipod blonde jokes

  • i dont get 0:53

  • @TANNERGRN I means 90% of crimes happen at homes, she moved to a house and crimes are everywhere mostly by homes ,the blonde thought it was her house specificaly

  • i love telling blonde jokes and well i am blonde

  • @sophieandchloREVIEWS What! I thought the your/you're was a joke, seriously. And pardon me if I don't stalk people's profiles and check out how old they are. She's only 5 years younger than me, anyway.

  • @sophieandchloREVIEWS I have my own theory of why some blondes are "stupid". Most aren't even naturally blonde, but they have that golden hair. You see rarity is beautiful and valued by many, which is why most precious stones are expensive. With blondes, their hair color is like gold; it's rare. Therefore, they focus more on appearing perfect than on their education. It happens with "pretty" people most of the time, right? Of course, there are many exceptions, like you. Nice on your/you're btw.

  • lol hahahahahahaha :D

  • i heard 90 percent of them already

  • There was a mirror and if you tell a lie, it sucks you in. A red head walks in and says

    Red: I think.... Im the smartest girl in the world

    she gets sucke din. A brunnette wal in and says

    Bru: I think...... im the prettiest girl in the world

    she gets sucked in, A blonde walks in and says

    Blo: I think......

    She gets sucked in, Like if you get it

  • @madshot101 that jokes so old that the last time i heard it, i fell off my dinosaur

  • @febthemule1

    Cool story.

  • @madshot101 lol she cant think

  • @UFCallDAway

    finally someone got ti

  • @madshot101 um its actually a magical mirror and if u tell a lie poof ur gone so get it right if ur goin to tell a joke

    

  • if i had a dollar for every brain cell a blonde had

    i'd have 50 cents

  • A bartender goes to his bar in the morning to open it for the day. He happens to look up and sees a blonde walking and looking around on his roof. The bartender says, "Hey, what are you doing up there?" The blonde replies, "Because last night you told me that my drink was on the house..."

  • I am a blonde, and I am not offended, because the punch lines could have been wayy better!! The person who made this video should delete it and make better punch lines!! Cause I actually think they are funny haha!!

  • @xSiiCKxM4GiiK im surprised she knows what the capital is!!! lol

  • Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

    A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

    Thumbs up if you get it XD

  • Nice vids you are the best

  • ok soooo a blond a redhead and a brunet walk in to a joke house. each step tells you a joke but you CANT giggle. ok the read head makes it past 10 steps the brunet makes it past 12 steps an the blond gets to the top. theres a man at the top that tells you the last joke. right befor the man tells the joke the blond starts to laf the man asked y are u laffing the blond said I JUST GOT THE 1st JOKE !!!!!

  • @xXxnonexXxnonexXx LMFAOOO!!!

  • @xXxnonexXxnonexXx You got that from the god and heaven blonde joke..... not original

  • Hahahaha

  • You are a fucking idiot!!!!

  • There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead in a bar. There was a magic mirror in the women's bathroom. If you told the truth, you got a wish; if you lied, *poof* you're gone forever. The brunette said "I think im the prettiest woman in the world." *poof* the redhead says "i think im the sexiest woman in the world" *poof* the blonde says " i think-" *poof* she's gone.

  • What do u call a stupid stripper?

    A dirty blonde!!

    If u like this joke, thanx. i came up with it myself no kidding!

  • @kittymonsterable i like it

  • @xSiiCKxM4GiiK stupid

  • A blonde, brunette, and a redhead rob a bank and go to a farm to hide themselves and the money. The blonde hides behind a sack of potatoes, the brunette hides behind a chicken, and the redhead hides behind a cow. The cops come in. They tap on the cow and the redhead says "moooo". The cops tap on the chicken and the brunette says "cockadoodledo". The cops tap on the sack of potateos and the blonde jumped up, waved her hands, and yelled, "POTATOES!!!!!!!!!!!!"

  • Two blondes lock thier keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches.

    Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".

  • She looks at it and says to the cop, "All I have is this picture of myself." The cop says, "Let me see it, then." So the blonde motorist gives the mirror to the blonde cop, who looks at it, and replies, "Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn't have even pulled you over. You can go now."

  • A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

    The Motorist scuffles around in her purse and can't find it. She says to the cop, "I must have left it at home officer."

    The cop says, "Well, do you have any kind of identification?" The motorist scuffles around in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

  • @xSiiCKxM4GiiK you got that from facebook!!!! lol

  • this is no joke.. i met some girl that thought eggs came from the ground XD

  • @daroogen69 was she blonde? :)

  • @TheMexican941 yea lol

  • Q: what the difference between a smart blonde and big foot?

    A: big foots been sighted

  • this is real, i know a blonde at my school who didn't want to do a research paper that required she look at a specific website. she emailed the teacher that she wouldn 't be able to complete the paper due to the fact that her internet line was down. OMG DAB

  • how do you kill a blonde

    tape a mirror at the bottom of a pool

  • im very stupid 2 ask but wats the last 1? i dont get it

  • @tjt1948 ur not stupid, the last joke is. i dont get it either

  • @TheMexican941 oh i found it out ^-^ its sorta funni

  • @TheMexican941 i finally get it

  • What's black and blue and lying in a ditch? A Redhead who has told one too many dumb blonde jokes

    yay... you better watch it!

  • Some go to fast, ya have to really concentrate... lol

  • Hahaha guess what? Do you know why they even invented Blonde Jokes?!?! xD Cause Burnettes an Redheads are jealous and Blondes are the man magnets. xD hahahahahaha

  • why did the blonde splash water over her computer? because she wants to surf the internet!! xD

  • its funny cause its true

  • how did the blond break her leg racking leaves?

    she fell off the tree

  • whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

    -A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it once.

  • I liked that last one ;)

  • lol im a blonde buttttttt i luv blonde jokes!

  • im blond but im watchin this hmmmmmmm?

  • So a Blonde brunette and a red head are stranded on a ship the nearest island is 100 miles away

    Brunette swam 10 miles got tierd and went back

    Red head swam 25 miles got tired and went back

    the blond swam 50 miles got tired and went back

    like if you get it

  • @poppy12355 Not all brunettes are unathletic! Just stereotypes!

  • @COMPETENCE616 i never said they were unathetic thats just how i heard the joke

  • @poppy12355 Than it's okay. In general, blondes may be more athletic, however, there are sporty brunettes too. And reverse, brunettes often seem to be smarter, however, a lot of the smartest women in the world are blondes! Don't fix too much on stereotypes!

  • @poppy12355 I don't get it

  • @ACCFJeremiah So the nearest island was 100 miles away and the blond swam 50 miles got tired and swam the 50 miles back 50 + 50 = 100

  • @poppy12355 oh hahaha

  • @poppy12355 I don't get it.

  • @ShibaNamedChewy Basically the nearest island is 100 miles away and the blond swam 50 miles got tired and swam the 50 miles back to the ship so she swam 100 miles altogether, she couldve made it to the island

  • @poppy12355 I Know The Joke, But, U Told It So Wrong That If I Didn't Know It, I Wouldn't Get It

  • @MrGaeilgeGaGa well damn can you explain it to me plz >.<

  • @xSiiCKxM4GiiK not true cause blondes dont know the capital of anything but her mall

  • The person who made this must be blonde cuz at 0:52 they spelt blonde wrong

  • ok a blonde,brunnette, and a red head stade on this magic curpet and if the tell a lie the go poof.

    red head: i think im the most buteful girl in the school *poof*

    brunnette: i think im the most populer girl in the school *poof*

    blonde: I THINK *poof*