Luiz Funny

[AMIDH12]

haha man torres looks like trunks from dbz!! dead serious!!!

[25cyw]

not me!!!!

[Nicholasishappy]

really feel bad for torres...he just couldn't reach his peak anymore. hope he can find his form or at least score some goals.

[tepig11]

chelsea was winning 3-0 in this match what was the final score?

[SoccerTeenz28]

its funny as the guy next to hims football is a joke

[FFSIDIED87]

torres is a miserable cunt

[maciek42na]

92 voters are straight mans

[GE88A]

Torres Looks Like A Grave Digger

[mateomufc]

monkey 

[xBenHammondzz]

Torres hair o_o

[schwiiZZZ]

suarez on the left

[Mikez4]

What a disgrace of a bench. Luiz, Torres and a fat cnut behind him.

[MsRISO123456789]

يآآآحيآآتي نظرات البرائه

[Varolium]

<3 david luiz, the funniest football player

[spark9of9creation]

luiz has to be funny because hes shit at football

[tubewayarmy2005]

AND TORRES SITTING THERE WITH A GLUM FACE THINKIN "WHY THE FUCK DID I LEAVE LIVERPOOL" HAHAHAH BIG BIG MISTAKE MATE

[soundara]

Torres look like trunks super saiyan!

[VampireGirl105]

Torres looks like a Super Saiya-jin :O

[DMTP278]

LOL... This is when Chelsea were actually winning games...

[ThisIsJessXD]

i love how this video is meant to be about luiz (who apparently has terretes) but everyone is talking about torres lol

[MrEliot5555]

torres looks like a babies smacked ass

[X3Vort]

Torres is for sure going back to Liverpool he not happy at Chelsea as all

[choclatesaltyballz]

@X3Vort he went to chelsea to win titles, the same as michael owen. what a bellend

[Skipyboi10]

Wow torres looked like he really wanted to be there lol i got three words for him TWO FACED CUNT!!!!!!

[calciointernazionale]

Torres fuckin hot

[darknessbydesign]

funkyzeit mit Torres

[BrunoStereo]

TORRES POKER FACE ._.

[delkhairio]

problem child.

[AllTOMLowXD]

You know, I can't wait for Torres to hit form so all the haters will shut up and "suddenly" like him. When you watch a team like Barnsley who have had the worlds shittiest strikers who score 5 a season its awful. but still have confidence in them and still have the ability to wait for them to hit form. It's been about 7 years for a decent striker to come and we've finally got one.

[NcFc444]

Torres wishes he never joined :D

[oiluvit]

lol £75 million for a defender who can't defend and a striker who can't score

[bananaman22]

was that monkey faces? oh no hes a racist. 8 match ban 

[MyNameIsPU]

David Villa/David Silva lookalike behind Luiz aswell.

[pemburuhatinya]

LoL ~

[leep93]

Torres looks very very happy at chelsea........NOT!

[calciointernazionale]

Torres looks fucking hot!!!!

[DGenerationX773]

Torres looks like a super saiyan :DD

[DecoArsenal1999]

Hughboo3 lol

[noarfendal]

Is it lucho gonzalez on chelsea suit ?

[hughboo3]

who's the miserable blonde bird next to him?

[KrazyKid1110]

@hughboo3 Future Trunks of course

[Audiotwist]

torres looks like he just woke up :/

[LondonTeen25]

Luiz is a great defender, the only problem is he is quite rash and probably gets forward too much. On his day you can't get past him! And his personality is the type of humour Chelsea need to keep spirits up in the dressing room. Why people are slating I don't know!

[sharon9564]

LOL!

[iclark2400]

Luiz is a fucking clown! his defending is almost comical at times

[Invincible278]

If he had boobs he could be a chick.

[RebeliGoldi]

ahahahhahahaahahahahahahah @buhaha92 you're right man torres is chelsea's biggest supporter :DD stupid asshole

[SApcGUY]

that guy behind luiz is absolutely pissing himself laughing

[Dreadlord67]

Luiz is a great defender, just maybe a little to....aggresive...like Pinto in goal for Barcelona. He takes the risk isstead of playing the safe way.

[3107patrick]

Luiz has a great personality but he need to sort out his defending.

[bluenack98]

Lol Torres face

[SnipeRRiffle1337]

LoL, he's fighting with another faggot player and says: "That's my man" at 0:29 - 0:33 xD

[khanboii786]

he is a better defender than all of you haters, just face the facts, but what makes me laugh is he never gets sent off despite making silly challenges! LUIZ you beast

[chiefsupers]

Shit defender....too busy cunting around

[k4rot777]

seriously, i think torres will find his level soon. He is really great player, stop criticizing him all the time.

[yaqubkhan17]

luiz looks like the phsyco killer from simpsons LOOOL!

[FrosCy]

fucking spongebob clown

[TheBigezee77]

LUIZ HAS THE MENTAL AGE OF A 12 YEAR OLD - THATS WHY HE'S SUCH A SHIT DEFENDER!

[JasonRadley]

Luiz keeps praying over Torres's head at the start of matches and Torres has had the worst run of his career. Either God is not a Blue or Luiz is a satanist.

[beberico07]

torres is trunks of dragonball z :D

[arranho1]

Awryt Trucks! (Torres)

[BeefyBuddha]

Torres. Is not amused

[choclatesaltyballz]

torres is depressed. dickhead for leaving the reds

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz he never played for united he played for shitty period juice liverpool

[TheCheeseandlemon]

@absolution04 lolol

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 the mancs are red white and black you soft cunt. support your local team fuckface

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz red devils? manchester is red? etc etc. Liverpool is shitty Liverpool they suck. I dont support Man U I just hate Liverpool and my 2 local teams are Hereford and Cheltenham.....no thanks

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 the mancs arent known as the reds, liverpool are. hereford and cheltenham!! no wonder your a plazzy manc. stick to your horse racing fuckface

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz lol i dont support united i just said that i hate liverpool and i dont live there anymore thats wehre i was born i live in spain i support barca Y hablo espanol

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 a dickhead everton/manc fan bullied out of liverpool? or just a bullshitting plazzy manc. i think the latter.

if its the former, (which it isnt) youll be able to tell me where you used to live and what school or shools you went to.

i dont think i will get a reply, coz your full of shit and you look proper bent

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz I hate liverpool the most, hate shity, and dont like utd much. When I lived in england i lived 300 miles away from Liverpool or Manchester and i currently live in Spain and support Barcelona but i also follow SSC Napoli and FC Basel. My favourite English team at the moment would probably be Tottenham. And you can come find me and get your ass kicked but you'll need a plane ticket amigo.

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 whatever ya baghead, you wouldnt last 2 seconds

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz baghead? lol you sound like scum shut up you fucking loser your a stupid pussy who talks shit on youtube in real life i bet u dnt say nothin u fag

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 hah! im from liverpool! are you fuck you shit talking woghead, get ya fucken haircut. you wouldnt last 2 seconds, end of

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz shit talking woghead?...lol I gathered your from Liverpool by the retarded way you talk scumbag. Just shut up city vs city Barcelona pisses on Liverpool and I'd prefer to live in and English city than Liverpool. The CITY itself is ok but most of the twats that live there, like you, ruin it. And don't even make me mention how shit LFC are..I'd prefer be a glory hunting City fan or a shitty Blackburn fan than have anything to do with Liverpool. It's a shithole.

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 bullshit, european capital of culture, 5 european cups and the beatles, get buzzed off woghead. i used to live in liverpool! sort it out mong

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz HAHAHAHAHA EUROPEAN CAPITAL OF CULTURE!!! Have you been outside UK? Rome, Milan, Paris, Madrid, Florence, BARCELONA, Amsterdam, London all got waaay more culture and history and you dont even have a Premier League title your day is done you can take you shitty Andy Carrol and you triple og's from Brighton and fuck off.

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 yeah believe, capital of fucking culture, what town do you hail from? can you be proud of anything? no is that why you blag your a scouser and mention all these other cities? fucken spaz

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz 'is that why you blag your a scouser and mention all these other cities?' BLAG IM A SCOUSER?!?! IM NOT A SCOUSER AND AM FUCKING GLAD. I said I live in Barcelona you fuckwit, I'm English but I live in Spain. Half of my family is from London and the other half is from York and I'm 100% sure, and glad, none of me if from Liverpool. The Beatles is the only true thing you've said so far which is any good, the rest is lies or bollocks. Anyway you boring bye bye mierda de cabeza

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 you said in an earlier comment you lived in liverpool, i asked you where about and what schools u went to. didnt get an answer, wherever your from you look badly gay and i`d just grab you by the long hair and smash your teeth in with my knees. we have won 5 european cups, barca have 4. we had the best band the world will ever see, barcelona have nothing except a shit bank balance, begging for bailouts n that. get your fucking haircut nobhead, its not my fault your from a shit town

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz Read previous comments I never said I was from Liverpool dumbass. Liverpool is shit fuck off you loser

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz omg I just realised you have actually been thinking I'm from Liverpool when I said I was borm near Cheltenham and you said stick to horse racing, and then forget completely and decide to start thinking from Liverpool :L:L:L:L HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ARE SUCH A RETARD SERIOUSLY?!?!? And I find it real funny that you mention economy when Liverpool is working-class capital of the UK. BTW Catalonia isn't the same as the rest of Spain retard.

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 oh so your the horse racing town muppet, oh yes my bad. got you mixed up with some other wool shit talker. heres another thing that shits on you. liverpool has got the grand national, the greatest horse race on earth! you aint got shit, no wonder you fucked off to be a barmaid in the costa brava and get your fucken haircut muppet and stop being a spick wannabe you soft cunt. dos san miguel por favor fuckface

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz HAHAHAHA HORSE RACING ARE YOU ACTUALLY KIDDING?!?! BARCELONA HELD THE FUCKING OLYMPICS , THE GREATEST SPORTING EVENT ON THE PLANET. And we have a Grand Prix, Catalonia has its own national football team and its own language, we held the epic Man U Bayern champions league final, and are the European Champions in Football, Bastekball and Handball. Your a joke this is just making me laugh rather than insulting me :L:L:L You obviously know nothing about what your talking about.

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 im buzzing off where your from numb nuts, Barcelona had the olympics, and what, who gives a shit about that, shitloadz of cities have held the olympics, and what? we had the beatles, the best band ever, end of. your a mad spaz you kid, proud of spain and youve got fuck ll to do with the place except pour pints for tourists for pennies. youve got problems, basketball!! handball!! Rahahahahaa what a fucken baghead. handball!! made me day that one mong, go and take your meds, spaz

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz IM NOT PROUD OF SPAIN IM TALKING ABOUT CATALONIA!! GET THAT IN YOU FUCKING HEAD!!! Pour pints for tourists...lol I go to the Catalunya university I'm learning sports journalism not how to be a bartender. You are a complete ignorant single minded idiot. Yes Handball, seeing as FCBarcelona has 5 sports clubs Football, Futsal, Handball, Basketball, and Hockey and In Football Handball and Basketball they won their leagues and their european cups so actually it is quite impressive

[4435123]

@absolution04

WOW! Don't piss off the Spain Community that thinks it's a country. Scotish have more reason to want independece than you. I also dislike Spain, but damn! You guys just won't shut up with the independece shit. What has the rest of YOUR country done to you, anyway? You guys just like to feed that nationalist feeling to feel special.

[choclatesaltyballz]

@4435123 that absolution04 dickhead is from england! what a nobhead he is.

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz 'that absolution04 dickhead is from england!' I thought you said your from Liverpool?? Is it not in England anymore?? Lol your one of (if not THE) stupidest, most laughable, and least knowledgeable people I've seen on youtube, which is full of goons anyway. Well done you should feel proud.

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 your proud of spain and your from cheltenham, how fucked up can somebody get, and if you think barcelona isnt in spain, your a complete spaz

[absolution04]

@4435123 HAHAHA SERIOUSLY?? SCOTLAND :L:L Do you know how many people speak Catalan compared to how many people speak Gaelic? And do you know the population of Scotland & Catalonia? :L:L The 'rest of the country' had spent years trying to completely get rid of the language & under Franco, Catalan's had virtually no freedom and many protestors were arrested, beaten & sometimes killed.. Your an ignorant cunt, look up Catalonia & you'll see for youself what the rest of 'OUR' country has done to us

[absolution04]

@4435123 Oh and another point, look up the Scottish Economy. It's terrible. They can't even look out for there best football teams let alone the people who are actually poor. Catalonia as a state has the highest GDP in Spain and is individually higher than Scotland and has 4000 more GDP per capita. Along with Catalan and Sports Journalism I study British politics and I promise you Scotland would be much worse off with independance. They had a vote and the Scottish voted against independance

[absolution04]

@4435123 All of my points sum up you lack of knowledge on the matter so whatever you reply with unless it shows you actually know what your talking about I will completely disregard and probably piss myself at your ignorance.

[TheDiving11]

@absolution04 what has this video with Catalonia to day anyway

[absolution04]

@TheDiving11 I dunno exactly what your asking coz your shit at typing but I assume you mean 'what has this video got to do with Catalonia anyway'. And if so the answer is, absolutely nothing. The only reason I mentioned it was coz some loser from Liverpool asked me where I lived coz I abused Liverpool FC and I live in Barcelona, in which he responded by badmouthing it when he has no knowledge of it. Which is fucking annoying.

[TheDiving11]

@absolution04 ok 

[4435123]

@absolution04

My ignorance, yeah right. Worst than the ignorance you accuse me of having is the complete disrespect of your comment, presuming all kinds of things about an individual you don't even know. So for me my friend, true ignorance is to treat the stranger with such degree of disrespect, but I guess that seated in a chair in front of a screen it's all pretty easy. You sir, are rude and to add insult to the injury you aren't even a catalan, you're english.

[4435123]

@absolution04

Oh, and I also study Spanish Literature and Culture, although I wouldn't need that in order to know all of the things you so brightly explained, particulary Franco and all of his atrocities. But look at Euskadi (País Vasco), they suffered much more than the Catalan and yet, despite the existence of ETA, they don't really explode with such extreme nationalist feelings as Catalunya. And I know that for experience. About the Scotish, I just refered them because they do

[4435123]

@absolution04

...share that feeling (e.g: Sean Connery's dream is to see Scotland free from the UK before he dies, as many other Scotish. Despite of that, it's understandable that they voted against like you said. They know that right know it would be horrible for their country) and also because they've been trying to get rid of England for far more time than the Catalan do from Spain (in their first independence war against Spain, the Spanish were helped by Portugal, I think).

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz and just quit it about Liverpool its a good historic city with good culture but atm is full of twats, the football club is shite, and isnt comparable to Barcelona in size, population or economically.

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz and just to top off your idiocy, when you said you got me mixed up with someone who lived in Liverpool, you didnt it was me both times you just mis-read what I said dumbass lol

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 what kind of comeback was that mong, get back to pouring pints and wanking over the spicks fuckup

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz Guessin you didnt even read all three comments or you would realise I'm not a bartender loool your such an ignorant fuck

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 i couldnt give a shit what some wannabe spaniard, catalunya arse licking pint puller does or says, end of the day, face to face, i would end you in seconds, now run along dickhead

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz Wanna-be Spaniard...lol you ignorance is neverending. Wow your well hard sayin that on youtube.

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 i was harder than you are now when i was about 12

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz Lol so pathetic :L:L:L

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 lol so gay

[4435123]

@choclatesaltyballz

? The capital of "fucking" cultural is Guimarães. LOL

[4435123]

@4435123

culture*

[choclatesaltyballz]

@4435123 good luck to the place, cant say ive heard of it before but it will boost your economy no end

[absolution04]

@choclatesaltyballz and 'are you fuck'? did you make up summat i said and reply to it? lol I never said anything I 'could be' so y say 'are you fuck'? Complete retard.

[absolution04]

@absolution04 AS IN HEREFORD AND CHELTENHAM DUMBASS!!!! the comment b4 that I said my local teams when I lived in England were Hereford and Cheltenham loool your a fuckin idiot :L:L:L

[choclatesaltyballz]

@absolution04 i dont support united i just said that i hate liverppol and i dont live there anymore, thats where i was i livein spain i support barca, WTF was all that about?

good luck pulling pints

[lambsio]

Torres was like: Football? What is this sorcery?

[mish3lovic]

funny how you laugh at torres' form and he laughs at your bank account lol.

[PutTheUsernameHere]

@mish3lovic and yours

[mish3lovic]

@PutTheUsernameHere nope i was born rich ;)

[87miSSmona]

David luiz hahahaha luv this guy he is funny like Drogba .. our boys are funny except Torres :-p

[MegaGooner98]

Since Torres has joined Chelsea he has looked so unhappy just look at his pic in FIFA 12

[CFLNHLFIFAFAN]

David and Luiz, brothers from other mothers, love them both

[desconocido151]

David Luiz scores more than Torres

[GSHFC]

Not nearly as funny as his defending LOL

[ruydaleixo]

@GSHFC agree!

[Zuhayr2011]

@GSHFC and his hair he looks llike sideshow bob from simpsons.

[alahli95]

@GSHFC hes still young though hes improving

[theretrogamerno1]

@GSHFC haha yea id like 2 c u defend

[JakeSecker]

You don't have to keep showing it over and over...

[mohammadx3]

i like torres but i dont know wat kind of sorcery is spelled on him that he cudnt even score on open goal

[LoneWolve11111243]

Torres was daydreaming of scoring a goal.

[peczars98]

Hahaaaaahahahahahaa śmieszne po chuju.

[fondoogle]

Torres looks angry.

[esp1916]

I actually feel bad for Torres, such a good player, should have stayed at Liverpool though.

[MrDaywer]

torres doesnt gives a fuck xD

[aussie4life05]

torres - why so serious?

[lunovintoys]

£50 million Benchwarmer

[lunovintoys]

Its funny that this video is about david luis, while all comments are about Torres doin nothing

[MsT505]

the man setting behind Luiz looks like David Villa...

[Neir666]

@MsT505 u mean silva.

[ExoModdingCrew]

@Neir666 You. Not u.

[TheSSMusicChannel]

well he looks happy.... NOT! lol well he can keep Wanker Terry company soon cos they are both on the way out...

[zul12313]

look luiz and torres face haha

[WildBillHickums]

Fernando Future Trunks

[AntiVaccine2]

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[AgentUnsafeX]

@WildBillHickums fuck yes

[BallackDJ]

LUIZ-MARCELO- ROBINHO- DANI ALVES= DANCE BITCH

[Oric007]

@BallackDJ AND YOUR MOTHER!

[NickBigsmoke]

bwahahahahaha!

[Briansanz98]

torres dont want to be in chelsea

[buhaha92]

Torres. chelea's best paid supporter.

[doomsdaystrugler]

@buhaha92 he is nt even a supporter, obvi he misses lfc

[Saghabe]

@buhaha92 you made my fuckin day

[RossyxHD]

luiz is shit

[GOLDENEAGLE379]

Fernando Torres Mad cause they probably didnt let him play . LOL.

#He Mad .

[JohnJacobJinglySmith]

I know this probably has been said before...but this guy looks like he just stepped out of The Simpsons...........Sideshow Bob

[dobrosovak]

Torres...PokerFace :-D

[Ironsjack]

David Villa just casually sitting behind luiz

[DAEBEATS]

@Ironsjack hahahahaha Thats just made my day! :) Lol

[Leon9cfc]

haha hitler

[scottishboiio]

hahahahahahahaha torres and meireles on the bench fucking losers YNWA

[ChillerBeat]

Fernando Torres : Pokerface

[Jonieeboii]

Torres is like "Luiz! What the fuck are you doing?" :P

[EnglishAshman]

Torres looks like a proper backstreet boy here

[tusaddaq]

that's what you get for joining a club that was established in 2004

[tusaddaq]

torres = not a happy chap

[briancorley1991]

torres thinking why did i leave liverpool for this shit club