GI Joe Knocks Offs / Cheap Army Figures

[UberKrassMann]

i like 17min videos....

[NPH37]

S.C.U.M. are very organized and structured for an anarchist group.

[123231Ace]

Gonna watch this while eating nachos, think I'm gonna make it?

[Peaceman050]

the crank green thingy

[Peaceman050]

it was the stand off the bike

[groovylobster]

theres some of those S.T.O.P. vs. S.C.U.M. figures at my dollar tree.

[belo77o]

@groovylobster mine too

[WhatTheTuckMick]

i loved that action man shit

[ggami7]

You know, for just a pound that first set is really great for the accessories alone. Pretty good deal.

[TheHorrorchicken]

I didn't know Action Man was a Europe version of G.I Joe! I had them as a kid and they were the shit!

[TheMrhyper]

what do you do with all those cheap action figures after your videos

[MixmasterPhirePhox]

@TheMrhyper Five bucks says he burns them.

[zzyxyz000062]

Ashens videos are awesome whether they are 17 minutes or 1700 minutes.

[markpain98]

GRUFF, GRUFF 2 & MR, PLIBY!!!!

[markpain98]

COBRA!!!! XD

[seedililbarf]

So, patriot used to be Irish, but he stopped.

[MrRAGEQUIT12]

LOL i actually got one of those S.T.O.P vs. S.C.U.M and they were crap made by the worst Chinese craftsmen

[legodude8236]

Ahahaha so funny <3

[ocarinag33k]

it's like the dogs from Resident Evil 4&5....but reversed!!!! O_O

[crazyty101]

@ocarinag33k GODDANG WINDOW DOG SCARED THE SHIT OUTTA ME!

[legomovieman2]

bugsy has bigger

[Mistertbones]

STOP vs. SCUM are distributed by a company in Virginia!

[mlken64]

4:57 its the mexican flage

[xxWarbloodxx]

I think the weird part in the first is the bike's stand.

[ItsVince72592]

Fortunately there are The Corps! to be much cheaper yet not much worse than GI Joes!

[McHaleMega]

Stop vs Scum is actually a really cool line.

[trumpeter811]

I SAW STOP VS SCUM just the other day at my local dollar store

[sparton1199]

hes holding a the rifle from Alien. when was he made?

[JBKiller103]

MY NAME IS ZACHARY. READ THE DESCRIPTION AND LEARN WHY THAT IS AWESOME.

[FullMetalAlcohol]

@JBKiller103 Are you the guy whose name he can't remember?

[kjw21411]

@JBKiller103 You're the one who donated them, I'm guessing?

[whatevers31]

stop vs scum is actually pretty good

[Clay3613]

That motorcycle is bigger than the sandbags, those sandbags will do nothing!

[adrianpetrescue]

4:15 O MY GOD

USING DRUG DOGS TO SMUGGLE DRUGS

[mattakudesu]

@adrianpetrescue thats actually happened you know, some guys were surgically inserting balloons of coke and heroine into puppies and then shipping the puppies across the world. they got caught though.

[FeneIIa]

This video was uploaded on my birthday!

[Thecommet]

S.T.O.P. vs S.C.U.M. ROOOOOOCKSS!!

[Ju1i0o0]

we had action man in mexico too XDDDD

[Dramaqueen90907]

So I've seen the S.T.O.P. figurines at the Dollar Tree here in the states. I was delighted to recognize them.

[noobking111]

@Dramaqueen90907 thats wear I got it ^^

[mcdom89]

BTW ITS the hungarian flag with a heli on it

[Mandolinpossum]

@mcdom89 Actually, it's an Iranian flag. Hungary has the colours reversed.

[mcdom89]

2:33

[Ojthemighty]

so baisicly she wants to be the worlds bigest raving lesbian ever

[LeonMatthews52]

socks



[VREDFOX]

9:34 awesome face dog

[bored0stiff]

Action Man the greatest hero of them all!!

Suddenly remembered that advert from my childhood..

[MAD4EVERproductions]

LOL YOU HAD ACTION MAN TOO!!!! it was big here but you can't get it any more it desapired around 2004 here in Denmark because children started focusing on Pokemon , Yu-gi-ho , Games and other toys i remember when i was a kid you just had to have ActionMan. I almost had all of them :D

[Akutare]

Is the black dude Roadblock's cousin? lol

[Redwolven]

The flag is from Kuwait

[matt4jeff]

@Redwolven no its not it has a helicopter in it. it is a fake flag

[Redwolven]

@matt4jeff Yes the flag is a kuwaian flag, helicopter or not. The Helicopter is simply printed on, i does not change the nationality of the flag, please stop answering, you clearly arent familiar with flags

[kjw21411]

@Redwolven That's not Kuwait's flag! I think it's Italy, but with a picture of a helicopter on.

[Redwolven]

@kjw21411 Uhm excuse me ? i KNOW the flag is from Kuwait ? I was not guessing unlike you ?

[kjw21411]

@Redwolven But I have a world map that also shows the flags of countries, and Kuwait's flag does not look like that.

[Redwolven]

@kjw21411 The your World flag map is wrong, google the Kuwaian flag..

[kjw21411]

@Redwolven But Kuwait's flag has a big black pyramid thing on the side, and the toy flag doesn't.

[kjw21411]

@Redwolven I wasn't guessing. I have a world map that also shows the flags of countries, and Kuwait's flag does not look like that.

[Sturmdude]

oh my god those are shitty toys. They make Chap Mei True Heroes figures look like high quality. I think I have a new found respect for GI Joe.

[mvincens28]

I just went into a Dollar Store near me in the US and found a 4 pack of Stop vs. Scum. I could totally send one over if you want.

[Tebanlol]

misteriously... they are similar to Gears of War characters

[mrbigstick]

that juukendo thing is a sport established during the pacific war that is like stabbing a straw doll with a bayonet on a gun.

[BlackRaven117]

Patriots gun is an Alien Pulse Rifle.

[MrWowzrzz]

How did you make your ourn toy

[orindark]

whoa the german shepards eyes could rival bugsy's

[republiccommando1164]

action man the greatest hero of them all

You forgot Corps men they were more or less GI Joe in the begining now they are an utter rip of.

BTW I like your voice :)

[republiccommando1164]

action man the greatest hero of them all

[slmichalk]

Greenbrier International, which is the company that makes S.T.O.P. vs S.C.U.M., is the Dollar Tree store's in-house brand.

[slmichalk]

Greenbrier International is the Dollar Tree store's in-house brand.

[lmmaTeenGohan]

is it bad that I want to buy these ?

[DaWoonRa]

I see everything! EVERYTHING!

[tehSnark]

I think the keyrings on the dogs are so you can tie a string through it and give the dog a leash, like it was a bomb-sniffing dog or something. I've seen the official toys that come with dogs have those.

[AwesomeChannelTV]

World government?

Armageddon?

Conspiracy!

[johnwx777]

If only all wars had a sign pointing to "Victory!"

[Disembob]

Mr. Plibby. I laughed

[masonroe157900000]

Lady Lead is quite obviously a lesbian of sorts.

[killled12]

the first one was spetznaman

[rnigma]

Lady Lead... hates all men... belongs to S.C.U.M ... could it be...

Valerie Solanas?

[0Frankthepimp0]

They had Action Man in America because i have some of their Action Figures.....actually they are still in my closet hahah

[Lugia49]

HOW MANY FIGURES MUST YOU MUTILATE BEFORE YOU SATISFY THE WANTS OF THE WIDE-EYED, EVIL JACKAL!

Couldn't stop laughing each time a figure lost a limb.

[otacon152]

Is that a pulse rifle from aliens in the hand of Patriot? I couldn't really tell but it sure looked like it.

[EJRocky]

1:08

Cleveland

[kovi1996]

09:25 I FALL OFF MY CHAIR xD

[CommendatoreAndolini]

4:15 - zombie dog from Resident Evil 5! :D

[ADAMNIGHTMAREMASTER]

Ive seen some at a dollar store

[boner2008]

That crank thing must have been the center stand for the motorcycle. Also, is it just me or is the first pack really... "trolly"? Green white red flag similar to those of Iraq and Kuwait, only soldier without a helmet is black, the victory arrow on the signpost points to the East with a world map below it.

[Hazy992]

3:25 I CAN SEE THROUGH TIME!

[philold09]

i rember those.....they were AWESOME!!!!

[fyrep0w3r]

On auto captions, it says that GI joe was to fight off the evil forces of cumbria and your sofa is made of silicon and the drivers have no sofas

[fyrep0w3r]

On auto captions, it says that GI joe was to fight off the evil forces of cumbria and your sofa is made of silicon

[GrimFox47]

G.I. Joes aren't actually that expensive, I just ordered one on amazon for $9 with shipping and handling

[yukisohma19]

OH MY GOD I'VE ACTUALLY HAD THAT PLAYSET AS A KID.

[TheInnerWeb]

@semesama barack obama?

[TokoGT]

The gun Patriot carries looks like a heavily modified M41A pulse rifle from Aliens

[thetoddster2CodyW730]

its a g36c

[kjw21411]

The founders of Kajukenbo were Sijo ("founder") Adriano Emperado, Peter Young Yil Choo, Joe Holck, Frank Ordonez, and George Chang (sometimes mistakenly referred to as Clarence Chang) who called themselves the Black Belt Society. The founders of Kajukenbo wanted to develop an art that would "make them invincible in the most difficult streets of Hawaii".

[kjw21411]

Kajukenbo is real; I looked it up. Here is the description: Kajukenbo is a hybrid martial art that combines Western Boxing, Judo, Jujutsu, Kenpo Karate, Eskrima, Tang Soo Do, and Kung Fu. It was founded in 1947 in Oahu, Hawaii, at the Palama Settlement. The original purpose of the art was to deal with local crime and to help the people defend themselves from U.S. Navy sailors who would drink and start fights.

[kjw21411]

It's "knockoffs", not "knocks off", Ashens.

[dadrockik]

itally with helicopter

[carter2go]

puppy on shrooms

[foreverwisdom1]

For some reason I find u very funny!

[TheCorpsHQ]

u should do a cheap police figure

[zeonwaber]

i enjoy your vids, and there are many 99cent stores around were i live, am i able to send anything that seems like a ripoff to you ashen? please reply and thank you

[pyrix]

I want to play with Mr. Pliddy.

[legofreak1109]

GI Joe. you mean GI Joke

[Packers909]

I saw the stop vs. Scum action figures at Dollar Tree the other day. Good place to buy name brand candy. Wouldn't trust anything else there though.

[VectormanOverkill]

@Packers909 i agree

[VectormanOverkill]

@Packers909 i agree...Snickers and Twizzlers

[UberKrassMann]

thumbs uo if you think every comment with the line "thumbs up " in it should be automatically deleted by youtube -.-

[NotCliffyB]

@UberKrassMann Um, then yours would be deleted too XD

[UberKrassMann]

@NotCliffyB thank you. that was the joke.

[NotCliffyB]

@UberKrassMann Oh, I thought you were just being an idiot XD My bad

[Abadd0n15]

dakka dakka dakka

[22Videogameaddict]

I have something like stay fresh bags called wonder bags- can you reveiw them please

[theheadshot45]

@iRyanFG Why don't you NOT scroll down then? Good luck on that 'difficult' task. -.-

[Mr123hotdogchampion]

@bloatful urban ashole keep it to your self next Time you scrotum sniffing dick licker

:) have a nice day

[ClydeE247]

@ 9:50 :O Amazing american accent :D

[Neyheshi]

I actually enjoy the longer videos that you post

[heatthehedgehog24]

I saw a stop vs scum toy in a america dollar store that had it's arms off in the package. It was kinda funny.

[Assassins616]

weirdly here our dollar tree's or 99cent stores are selling less cheap toys now.

[RonTheRectum]

Press ALT then hit the numpad.

☺§♥♦♣♠•◘○

♦ <== VERY tiny sad onion?

[TheHauntedFarm]

Wait a minute... if S.C.U.M. wants to plunge the world into anarchy, why are they an organized force that conquers cities?

[Semesama]

It says he's "Ex-irish" and on the front was clearly white...

That man is black. Is this what they meant by "ex-irish"?

[wisteela]

Could that mystery object be the stand for the bike?

[BlackRaven117]

STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!!!!!

[auv5]

I used to play with Action Men o.O

[gamer1829]

goonies reference was awesome

[halloween1oo1]

i was drinking hot chocolate when the dog came in

[Bloatful]

@halloween1oo1 no one cares

[NICKREAPER316]

Do you even wear an ill-fitting suit anymore?

[TheDabeavis]

Just to tell you our history of gi joe ashens, the first ones in the 60's were basic 12 inch dolls that look like militant Ken Dolls with guns for accesories, there were also a talking Doll which is ahead of it's time. Then in 1982 we got the 3 3/4in figures

[HaistaPaska92]

I had a 12-inch Action Man with rocket rollerskates when I was but a yound lad. It was the best toy ever, even though someone stamped a TM logo in it's ass

[crestmere]

The flag appears to be (absent the helicopter logo) of the German province of north rhine-westphalia though is also bears a resemblance in color to the flag of doujbour in western sahara and the flag of iran if the iranian flag lost its emblems.

[mymomrocks8]

Hmmm.....Patrick O' Malley.......Red vs. Blue anyone?

[Bloatful]

@mymomrocks8 no shut the fuck up

[Fignewtonofd00m]

These toys are as accurate as possible: All American soldiers have freakishly large eyes and carry hollow dogs with keyrings around them. Since most of our combat is in the deserts we do have terrible skin and yes due to our inflated military budget our guns are too big for our hands. 

[Bloatful]

@Fignewtonofd00m not fucking funny. go die asshole.

[Fignewtonofd00m]

@Bloatful Well aren't you full of cheer and good spirit good sir. May I ask who shat all in your coffee?

[DuncanPhillipsFan]

@Fignewtonofd00m Who knows, maybe he/she ate a bad lemon... :/

[HideousCreation]

wtf patriot is holding what looks like a pulse rifle from aliens

[Fignewtonofd00m]

@HideousCreation That seems to be a G-36 though.

[squadieeljh]

@HideousCreation It is a Pulse Rifle, its even got the little grenade attachment underneath. It most certainly isn't a G36.

[Bloatful]

@squadieeljh fucking nerd

[squadieeljh]

@Bloatful Wow, mature, grow up twat

[and1puma]

that crank goes on the bottom of the bike like a holder for the bike to stand

[inuyashacoolieo]

let me guess, Sloth from THE GOONIES

[megachris1112]

i have seen stop vs scum at the dollar store near the pet-smart they look like the first one but the author one dose not have the plastic on its head

[PPPrulez]

I love how those first action man things had an MP5 and an MP5K even thought they were clearly field soldiers not CQB soldiers :D

[sagjig2]

9:35

[Xomage999]

my word that dog had me laughing. those eyes...they see into my soul...

[Kodocha7]

I saw the stop scum figures in my local dollar tree (yes these pieces of crap are in america too) and I was cracking up with my uncle looking at me confused

[Ryusuta]

5:51 - It's the kickstand.

[IcEye89]

That is not a small bush. That is a shrubbery! This are the soldiers who say no-godno-killmenow!

[1Tw2the2]

LOL 4:14

[Shredster7]

13:52

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[SHOOPDABLAARGH]

3:25

IT....LOOKS....LIKE....ROBOT CHICKEN!

[GodOfWar3rocks]

lol i went to the dollar store the other day and they actually had the lady lead figure

[MajesticMooseMovies]

HOORAY FOR LADY LEAD

[Primogen18]

We have these exact sets at the TRU I work at. Actually, alot of the cheap plastic stuff you have reviewed we have package design and all. There is a section of TRU for toys $1-$5.

[pawel1818]

08:26 Its just flesh wound :D

[andyman24715]

It was 17 bloody good minutes.

[np02058]

you know when you said meet the team it would have been awesome if you added the theme from ateam

[ultimateshadowx9]

25 people got S.T.O.P. Vs S.C.U.M. sets for christmas

[jellehenk]

Action man was awesome! : D even more awesome was his nemesis DR X XD

[NitroVII]

I searched for the nazi action man on ebay, but all i got were dirty magazines...

[Griffinxx123]

YES! It was a backpack :D

[reepschlager]

Don't you waste you money for a living though Ashens.

[BillyCauseyjr]

Ironically Action man was re-imported to the US in the late 90's and even had a tv show based off it... yeah...

[AGBmehrunesdragon]

@BillyCauseyjr Tell me about it, don't remind me about the fact i have vhs's of those cartoons and the cgi action man too, god they were terrible.

[wargun1000]

dude i found thoose stop vs scum toys at my dollar store

[LecapreFilms]

As in the words of Arnold:

It's not a tuma.