Good Pretense

[criminalbabe]

to hv spent much time to do such video especially for chris martin...

gosh, u must be a big fan.

[gremlinfeatures]

aye he's a cunt, but nowhere near as bad as Greenday.

Fat fucking Yanks.

[videobuzzard]

I bet Chris Martin doesnt have a hairdrssers car though.

[themro]

This song is such a big fat slab of win that it displaces such a large area of land that it causes droughts and famine over vast areas of the planet thus keeping Chris, and other such Charity Whores ( this is a trademark of Binnerman Enterprises Inc so watch it).

Instant classic. would listen again A+++

[nattynat13]

lol this is whaay good. chris martin isnt hat amazing hes just a annoyin il man with bands n plasters. like this is well goood.

[vinkong]

I cant beleive the amount of cunts that have posted comments putting this song down, Chris Martin is a 100% pure born tosser! look at him for fuck sake! hes got a face you would love to hit! The only people that actually like chris martin are retarded loosers! take a look at yourselves before you pick holes in a future masterpeice! and for fuck sake, why do you cunts bother to post stuff up? you just draw attention to the fact that you are a secluded internet geek with no friends!

[Beadips]

I think Chris Martin is stuck up his own arse too....

I mean c'mon, he has all you lot licking the bottoms of his feet! You think he's a genius, but no- he's just a sell out.

[Zarecp]

*tuned

[Zarecp]

^at least chris have his guitar tuner always

[coldplay97]

yea what imusbcraz said. tune your damn guitar. you might also wanna learn how to sing cause u suck shit.

that was seriously terrible, at least chris can sing man.

[imusbcraz]

Oh man, get a life dude. And try tuning your guitar next time.

[nevaehdreamz]

If you watched that video where Chris says all of your 'facts' and you didn't realize that the entire video was a farse..then I think maybe it's you that doesn't deserve the gift of life. :)

Chris Martin is amazing.

[ghostmut]

Oh you mean the video with award winning comedian Ricky Gervais. Where they're filming behind the scenes of extras (season 2) where Chris Martin appears? Yeah, you got me there.

[mjane3]

WTF!?!? Dude, you are fucking idiot. Chris Martin is a fucking musical genius.

[Zarecp]

^was a joke

[Zarecp]

man this would be funny if you knew that the thing with don't trusting black people and naming his kid after a company

[Keanuette2]

What's your problem dude? Do you have any evidence to back yourself up?

[PissingFish]

You suck, ur singing sucks and so does ur video. Chris Martin>All. fag

[Beadips]

Hmm... slimey little b***er isn't he?

I love the last picture!

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