Peep Show S03E01 P03

[Begbietheradge]

look at these lovely normal people!

[86kinky86]

"look at all those lovely normal people". Best insult ever.

[94981745]

Stu has a face that you just wanna punch.....

[the2crowrox]

Seriously, that monk is pretty great.

[luchpockets]

Whahahahahaaaa

[TheElefishJellyphant]

wth why do some women like using strap ons on men wtf??

[310BPM]

@TheElefishJellyphant

uh.. because we don't have penises and our boyfriends like being fucked in the ass? and sucking cock? :) atleast, that's why i like it.

[TheElefishJellyphant]

@310BPM disgusting :|

[94981745]

"Maybe that will teach you not to rustle your bloody popcorn!" ahahah

[Claivern36]

Yeah! Doctor Who reference!!! "A friendly Dalek."

[mac101699]

This show is absolutely unbearable to watch, yet I keep coming back for more

[diffnature]

1:55 "Look at all these lovely normal people."

She is such a child! :D

[ChainReaction666]

3 people need an efficient time saving device in the foot...

[lancifer27]

"So basically what this is is a rather efficient time saving device." pretty fucking great explanation of weapons in general. 

[wheelmanstan]

Yeah nothing wrong with a pocket knife, but a crazy ass butterfly knife type knife like that is just ridiculous,lol. But he is a pussified nerd and they are predisposed to liking shit like that. As an American, I just gotta know how you UK people know about all these U.S. events. I mean I hear it in your shows all the time (especially peep show). David Koresh isn't even that popular..

[50centgotshot9times]

@wheelmanstan the US, unfortunately, plays a big part in news and entrainment for most English speaking countries so it's stuffed down out throats on a daily basis. Plus most countries outside the US are more aware of what happens around the world. No offence mate, it's just how it is.

[310BPM]

@wheelmanstan

only certain people are allowed to use butterfly knifes in the UK..

people with one arm. :) lol.

[wheelmanstan]

@310BPM lol thats brilliant!! Switchblades too I imagine. Seriously though I think we all like knives and guns, I mean the craftsmanship and power they give you is addictive. But I think we all know those folks who are a bit weird and think they're some kind of world of warcraft apocalyptic badass when they have some 3lb dragon poker in their back pocket lol. Some weird people out there. When the matrix film came out they were easy to spot because they donned trench coats, not now though

[TKA001]

"She must never know what a pathetic man I am. Never."

[iheartmisterdarcy]

Friendly Dalek. He said "Friendly Dalek". Yes.

[Jaremus]

I've been watching Game of Thrones now. The young guy from the cinema is playing one of the watchmen. But for me he'll always be the man who mugged Mark LOL!!

[CanaryCake]

@Jaremus omg THANK YOU. i was like i KNOW that guy. but from where..? def saved me a dig on imdb. cheers.

[310BPM]

@Jaremus

he also dies in Misfits, if you've ever seen that show. lol.

[eedobee]

mr cutty knife

[askl23]

They should have seen Domino....that might have gotten Mark up.

[heavenorr]

the kissing the camera thing is so awkward for me to watch

[MediumLargeFries]

@eve6261979 just you.

[das81]

Oh god this show is so lovely.

[TheSilhouette]

Wow, do chicks in the UK really freak out like that if you carry a knife? Weird.

[mrleedra]

Are they watching King Kong in the theater?

[Rzutshi1]

i feel really bad about how pathetic it's getting.. i want them to work out alright..

thumbs up if you want the antiheroes to become heroes?

[sammyh1982]

"Me thinks the lady doth protest too much..." ahahahaha

[sammyh1982]

"Me thinks the lady doth protest to much..." ahahahaha

[TheJohnsonsOfficial]

i love how he compares getting an erection to historic naval figures

[HimynameisLM]

Mark and Jez have awful lives. Poor guys.lol

[DiamondSoul]

"God didn't protect you from my big FIST!" Too funny!

[Karl145]

"you're probably thinking i look a bit like on of the shadow cabinet" - probably one of my favourite quotes

[xybervid]

That pause is the continuity announcer going WTF how do I follow that?!

[xZippy38]

Maybe that'll teach you not to russle your bloody popcorn.

[backto1960]

much better than season 2

[C0mmanderKewl]

Did he say "Kind of like a friendly Dalek?" haha Doctor Who reference?

[psychoklown66]

Jez has done a lot of "gay" activities...

[miggerino]

@psychoklown66 i DID YOUR DAD. How's that for gay activities, captain obvious.

[belisariusorb]

Women are funny that way about stabbing

[jammybleeps]

@belisariusorb yeah stabbing ass with a strap on

[belisariusorb]

@jammybleeps Hadn't considered the double meaning there - well spotted

[KingInk80]

God bless you, babyblue8five.

[WKaliberr]

poor Jez

[idiaitatisarkoudas]

"Ooooh The Hug! I'm finally getting The Hug! He smells good! Those big arms!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

[Idnarmadur]

He's pointing the knife at her xD

It's like when yesterday I told my mate about my collection of knives and she freaked out. She thought I'm a psychopath.

I'm not, I haven't got knives. Really *hysterical laughter*

[MuffinGirl94]

They still have those guys with flash lights in England? Man, I wish we had those in America. Because some people.....

Love the show! Thanks for posting!

[Tdeppe1966]

michelle is HOT! XD

[numbcore]

I was laughing so hard when Mark casually takes his knife out XD

[sherinone]

you big lump of monk!!! hahahahahaha!!

[KotAndaluzyjski]

They are so pathetic - I love them!!!! :D

[dassch4f]

She must never know what a pathetic man I am... NEVER

[SoylentGreeeen]

I would have done her part of the deal, too.

(That didn't make sense, did it? But you know what I mean)

[ThePsychicMantis]

I would have done my part of the deal to.

Just imagine its lovely Stew...

[WKaliberr]

Big Suze, Jez and Stew would have a good three way

[naffychav]

Howls Moving Castle

Oliver Twist

Wallace and Gromit

Nanny McPhee

Sky High

Lord of War

Domino

Seeing that movie listing makes me feel old or something

[Calyx540]

one of them might just be from a misunderstood scientific genius

[thomasimon]

'It's like globalisation, it's inavitable!'

Damn good sentence

[gloomyoutlook]

"me thinks the lady doth protest too much"

ahaha, how appropriate to call a guy "lady" when you're wearing a strap on.

[malgrant]

3:30, I've often wondered that myself.

[LoveUKtelly]

"Imagine it's Stu" lol

[Lihapullamies]

Look, its not a knife really.. :DDD

[MissusFingerBottom]

omg haha I feel so bad for Jez.. he has a man crush on his love rival and now the strap on

[phytoalexa]

How like Mark to compare an erection to globalisation... goddess, I love this show ^_^

[rancodanca]

DAmn the ending rocks so hard!

[DontTouchMyTea]

Presumably, literally so.

[hezuoka]

"isn't it nice down here? look at these lovely normal people"

[glebber]

"i just feel.... so safe".

[savagepug]

Lol Jez gets raped in the end. Classic.

[krepecish]

I would never use some weapon for self defense like Mark did. That`s just dumb. You always get it back yourself.

[ImBringing30Back]

AAAAARG! AAAaaRRrG!

The Ending! The ending! Can't. Stop. Laughin'!!!

[Keiichichanisback]

'In case I have to chop down a rival--alpha male."

LMAO brilliant

[sarah2853]

so what this is is... a time saving device.. (Mark, referring to his pocket knife)

[cripsmccripple]

Those big arms...I feel so safe...

[Phaze1984]

"Just imagine it's lovely Stu" lol

[rctecopyright]

agreed totally lol.

[hezuoka]

wicked!!!

[DiamondSoul]

Mr cutty knife!

[normalpsychology]

When he pulled the knife on Sophie, I smiled. lol.

[yakuzaikasan]

'that'll teach you to rustle your bloody popcorn' lmao

[SilverTriad]

This show always has the best endings

[warriorsleftnut]

theres no way i would go through with that!!dont care what i promished she can jog on!!

[UKGangstas]

its just a rather efficient time saving device

LOL

[Matmerismo]

Yeah... Just imagine its lovely Stu.

Hahaha what an episode!

[NameNotaNumber]

Every man's worst nightmare - his girlfriend with a strap-on....LOL! Poor Jez.

[LennyTheLeper]

Are you fucking kidding? It would be awesome.

[godlypvp]

.......

[simplic10]

correction - is

[MichalZKrowa]

yea

[righthandgenius]

oh god i genuinely act like jeremy but think like mark, its almost impossible, in such a way where body and mind are fighting each other....

[lalauk5]

you are a moron

[jmspllkn]

Do you REALLY talk like that?

[pooaz6666]

wats the name of that song wen there waiting in the line at the cinema?

[nomonis]

the song is push it by salt n peppa.

niiice

[cooljules19]

that mugger looks like a rat! i love it when mark hits him

[Lucienofficial]

Michelle looks like Amy Winehouse

[timboslayer]

HAHA Don't be so rude.

[Lucienofficial]

people give me a thumbs down for saying something which is quite true, whilst I still have the same amount as Mick342 whose comment is discusting and should probably have him sent to prison!!!!!!!

[pooaz6666]

are u alryt in the head???

[Mick342]

WHAT?!?!?!? AM i Not Allowd To Exsperess My Desires?

[righthandgenius]

Of course you can, but armed police ARE probably surrounding your ouse as we speak. Best not go outside. Ever.

[jakedogz]

no. you can express them though :P

[AbiH31]

Hahah! Thanks for posting!

[omc03]

Haha after watching too much Peep Show I start thinking like Mark.

[Strarnin]

I think like Mark already! Who knows what state I'll be in by series 5...

[fleshstorm111]

haha no shit, me too

[latebaroque]

me to! its really great ive been so much wittier lately

[jimmyshitbags]

i think thats whats so good about this show, sometimes i think like mark, sometimes like jeremy, its scary how right they get it sometimes

[Lucienofficial]

me too

[autherjones40]

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! hahaha just imagine its stu hahah

[MaZZaFaKKaH]

he smells good...those big arms...i just feel so...safe! xD

[nousernameswhy]

"this is not a knife, it-it's sort of a efficient time-saving device"

[lolyla]

Thanks for putting these up, babyblue8five.  We don't get the show here in America, so it's appreciated.

[Mick342]

jUST IMAGINE ITS LOVELY sTU

/GREAT!!

[Aristurtle89]

'captain corrigan' lol

[goeckeritz]

omg mark is such a loser

[Portboot]

thats kinda the point...

this show is awesome

[sleegr2]

'like a.. friendly Dalek' lol

[alun101]

massive taboo about stabbing-lol

[alun101]

ta 4 posting

[10mintwo]

holy shit this is fucking genius genius genius!! I expect that we should get a show here in the US that's this smart, hilarious and risque, oh somewheres round about the year 2035. who am I kidding, it'll never fucking happen! thank you Britain!!

[oddonejon]

You are now a friend of the British ^_^ Stop by any time mate lololol

[firesdeal1]

No problem pal, you give us great telly too mate.

[anetchi]

@10mintwo haha! I think the same thing all the frickn time! I'm dying to visit that glorious far away land!

[Queenisamazing]

Ok, so. I'm gonna seem like a total noob here, but when Mark says "Your probably thinking I look like one of the Shadow Cabinet" is he referring to the Big Fat Quiz of the Year" or was the team name on BFQotY a reference to this?

Yeah. I'll shut up now.

and Jay2Oh is clearly is just trying to be as offensive as possible, don't bother giving them attention.

[jsmith2470]

No, the shdow cabinet are the ministers of the opposition party to the current government.

[Queenisamazing]

Oh! Thanks. I don't live in Britain so I know nothing about the government over there.

[alun101]

he means the conservative party shadow cabinet - ie middle aged, non-descript white bloke

[lukeramun]

hehe everyone types "I WOULDA DONE THIS AND THAT" after watching confrontation but generally when your in that situation you don't, and thats why the peepshow is so great, it deals with the stuff you wouldnt say out loud.

[TheEddster]

it's like glabalisation...invevitable

[yeahgrace]

Oh my Genesis!The cinema we go to watch the movies all the time!!

[Nidal1402]

Mark would get stabbed if he punched someone like that guy in real life , lol

[karl911]

luckily he had the knife, lolol.

[Inazumaa]

One of the best episodes ever

[wiggy77]

god, for the first two minutes there i was literally willing mark to punch that little twat!! but that said, you spend alot of time willing mark to do things that he never does lol

[LazyLimonada]

lol memories

[joshieboy15]

"Maybe that'll teach you not to rustle your popcorn!"

[uknowwhatthetimeis]

they just want you to beat and gouge your rivals

hahaha

[onsetonset]

so basically what this is is a rather efficient time saving device.

[MUNKYBZ]

nigger?????????

[hally34]

was the last word fucking needed really ?

[mannekinjohn]

Educationally subnormal racist.

[oddonejon]

hes white you silly man

and if it made you cringe, it did it's job =D

[ReDArMy06]

Haha Jez got bummed!

"Maybe if i imagine its stew..."

Quality :)

[Alesalad]

ow? :P

[Nickelodeon81]

chavs are so gay.

[Benjaminharris]

DEATH TO THE CHAVS!!!!!!

[nastyevilbunny]

Thats a bit offensive to gay people, you should use a less controversial adjective: for example chavs are so lame, or pathetic, or a waste of good oxygen.

[jonathanwillington]

i love chavs there so chavish

[franzoir]

"i feel so safe in his arms"

[ferizbo]

"say hello to mr cutty knife"

[blicktoria]

"Just imagine its lovely Stu." :D

[violinbloke]

'We had a deal'........when she turns round, that's one of the funniest things ever!!!!

[sammysnakejones]

the way he got that knife out was so fuckin funny

[davids0707]

It was only the trailers... some religious maniac like david koresh or desmond tutu... love it!!

[SQcruz08]

lol, true

[thor7789]

Sorry, meant 1:50

[thor7789]

I hate chavs more than I hate anything on this planet. Pause on 5:51 to see the smugest face ever.

Peep Show = Genius.

[MargotVoguey]

Ugh, yeah, me too. Mainly thugs.

[evergrim]

Chavs are scum.