OMFG - Skyrim [Part 5] - Indiana Jesse and the Temple of Loot

[lukevader29]

Reven?! :O... *Lightsaber noise.*

[terrorpeach]

...Why would you come back later for 20 cabbages...!?

[w1ndache]

use your potions and food jesse

[HellsingRuler]

27:47 epic metal facepalm

[Unknownmonkey13]

You gave faendal your boots O_o

[ph42lTakumi]

The director and producer are just awful, while the star is great :D

[CODepic115]

Lemme see if I have anything I can drop...*has 55 fuckin cabbages*

[lyokomaniac]

only take gold and really valuable or good items that you will use

[DrRodion]

The "gunk" on the ground is oil you can light with the flames spell

[creamcracker34]

drop some of you food jesse

[hay1275]

damn i wish he would have picked up the skull and flowers on the altar

[hay1275]

jesse:oh dam he fell of a cliff

me:no its a 4 foot drop

[daniellua1]

did he ever visit a dwarf dungeon ?I guess he missed a lot

[DarkDragon1889]

I have six words for you, my dear Jesse: WEIGHT. TO. VALUE. RATIO.

LEARN. IT.

That it all. :)

[TheBrindleBoxer]

Jesus. He drops a magic scroll so he can keep a worthless roll of paper. Dumb-dy dumb dumb dumb!

[BlackwolfAnthony]

Dude, the sound is NOBODY KNOWS!!!

[PopeKurt]

did the elf guy get pulled into the wall by an axe?

[Callumsmith9898]

PULL THE FUCKING CHAIN!!.. sorry. i needed to do that.

[GeorgeDark44]

When hes looking to find what to get rid of and just thinking "drop the fucking cabbages?!!"

[66Dravenian93]

There is a chest behind the word of power wall.

[66Dravenian93]

I love and drives me crazy when he keeps on missing the pull lever, to stop the falling axes.

[MultiTravelers]

HE WOULD BE ABLE TO CARRY MORE IF HE GOT RID OF THAT FOOD SHIT!!!!!!!!!

[chad86541]

ohhhhhh... Jessie and his cabbage.

[MerickIshtar111]

I think there is something in that log you past at 1:27.



[0Tanaka0]

This series is so full of butt clenching...

[barrydoyle18]

The stuff on the ground is highly flamable...

[KuroNekoErimaki]

best part is most people comment of the fifth video of 45, personally if he has fun, let him have fun.

[Arsa1986]

JESSE DROP THE FKN CABBAGE OMFG! 

[LtDansGamertag]

The food doesn't hardly take up anything, probably 10 pounds at most. You have to make it into a math problem, weight to value ratio.

[exibitions]

Skyrim is one of those games where it is painful to watch someone who has no damn idea what they are doing play. I just spent 47 minutes yelling at my computer screen.

[TomLovis]

Damn those first videos are damn depressing :D He takes all the crap thats worthless and leaves the stuff that he could actually use -.-' Dude ever heard of a weight to value ratio???

[JurblesofDoom1]

I'm here screaming "DROP THE FOOD"

[TomLovis]

@JurblesofDoom1 I know i can hardly keep watching this. he keeps those fuckin ancient swords that weight a ton and sell for like 20 bucks and he leaves the scroll that weights 0.5 and sells for 100 :D

[Sonoshi731]

44:31 THANK YOU!!

[memorizationobsolete]

It's so irritating watching this, I want to keep yelling WEIGHT TO GOLD RATIOS, MAN!!

[HolidayBrick]

You keep on using that spell, It does not heal what you think it heals...

[Fr1tzy687]

27:31 Sure...Goo...

Just be happy you're using Sparks, and not Flames.

[ulle2710]

He could just get rid of all that food he got... he got what about 150 weight just in food?

[LinX1515]

55 cabbages. That is all.

[BigHaggi09]

I just wish jesse would trade all the goddam food with the elf... instead of thinking "im 2 under the limit... perfect!!! lets get more!!!"

[ltpsychox]

scroll of fireball, weight: 05, sells for 500 meh, don't need, and i was like NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOO

[CRITIKALxJARI]

2 miles a second WTF thats hella fast

[KnightFromSpace]

You should have healed him!

[1e3tn00b]

jesse... your a god at inventory management -_-

[LezThanhuman101]

YAY the companion disappeared into axe trap, that's happened to me

[matthewward2000]

35:52

Jessie:"HURRY UP!"

Me: Pull the DANG chain before he dies!!!!!"

[66Dravenian93]

@matthewward2000 I love how he always misses is. It is right there.

[StrangeFab]

Am I the only one who sprinted through the swinging axes? o.O All Let's Plays I see try to snake through those things.

[joonas888]

Faendal: what do you want me to carry?

Reply: me.

[GreenFalcon1000]

Maybe Jesse's the cabbage merchant in disguise, that would explain his cabbage hoarding

[mishratheforsaken]

wonder if in the newer videos he's carrying around 20-50 pounds of booze. stuff freaking kills your inventory

[Samsam2992]

RPG rule of loot: usefulness/(gold/weight). 55 cabbages. Ancient nord crap. My inner ocd is screaming but I'm laughing my ass off watching these videos.

[97cheeselover]

26:57 Faendal: Bull's eye!

Jesse: Oh, Damn!... He just shot him with an arrow and he flew back like 20 feet!

Me: Insta-Sub!

[cornelious500]

@pigpig52

Because he doesnt know it yet, fucktard

[bestshowontheweb]

I sense a GREAT EEEVILLLL.

OR bandits. Lots of bandits.

[comunisteatoutofmyas]

lol hes been more of a pack mule than a companion

[ThatGamingNerd]

@comunisteatoutofmyas thats the point

[DINK771]

Hey did you not notice that those chains beside the swinging blades stop them from swinging and your companion could have came through without dieing

[ChaosHarbinger0]

Companions. Good ranged support (normally), baaaaad melee support (usually).

[faffins]

This whole video I kept thinking to myself "drop the effing linen wrap" and then he dropped the health potions and I almost shot a baby

[wildefice1]

lol i never realized i was ocd about a game untill jesse started playing XD he misses soooo much stuff it just makes me wanna

GAAAAAAAAAAAGH

oh well its kind of funny regardless

[TheZoulStormer]

Damn his companion makes a lot of damage with that bow :D

[DaWarper88]

FIFTY-FIVE CABBAGES?? That's about as useful in this game as carrying ten bags of poo.

[Justforcommentingify]

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[SallyMusicOfficial]

Just an FYI Jesse if you haven't noticed by now, its the wine that's bringing you down, that stuff weights a tonne.

[du8u8u8o]

dragon = find a use for it?

remember the quest in the last part

[du8u8u8o]

It's not ectoplasm it's oil! ever heard of it?

[du8u8u8o]

Just drop some food!

[du8u8u8o]

Drop the fucking linen wrap!

[BaTteRyBoT]

I like the part where he doesn't notice you can turn the traps off and just lets his friend die.

[Imnotscottishable]

Why does he get rid of potions when he has 55 cabbages?!

[yodudes567]

@Imnotscottishable Because somewhere in jesse's mind, everything makes sense.

[XxXGamerUKXxX]

@Imnotscottishable Cabbages are good for you :3

[DualcastBahamut]

@Imnotscottishable The cabbages are important, yo.

[pigpig252]

Jesse, y u no use FUS RO DAH!

[ericshadowblade]

dear jesse the chains on the side of the pedulm traps disengeds the trap just so you know never played skyrim or watched another lets play but its common sence

[Dazstcast]

Weird without lizzy and meco.

[jorgenschroen08]

@Dazstcast yeah right? lizzie meeko and allie.

[TheDjdan11]

YOU got no idea how hard it was for me to kill that spider when it got close i almost freaked out :S

[Jebus801]

I'm not trying to be rude, but... does he actually figure out how to play this game later in the playthrough? I want to watch the whole series because Jesse is so good at commentating, but sometimes it is too painful to watch (like when he left the scroll, which is worth a fair amount of money and weighs almost nothing, but took the ancient nord weapons, which are NOT worth it)

[kartoonistgirl]

"be ready, friend. I sense a great evil....." ......in the force. You forgot to finish your sentence. XD

[RickyNorthantsEDL]

is it just me or towards the end of some of these lets plays is it all freezing and going green n stuff? audio is fine, and i have no problems with anything else o.O

[kartoonistgirl]

@RickyNorthantsEDL it's just you

[MegaGoofandArtist567]

Why didn't you give your fireball scoll to the elf?

[timmypric70]

that sound u were hearing i believe is called nirnroot i could be wrong on the name but i do know that its a very rare plant

[PatrickRin]

I wonder when Jesse is going to realize he doesn't need to carry 40 bottles of wine and 60 of every fruit and vegetable. Of course I did the same thing until I discovered something that would allow me to be a packrat and still have room in my inventory.. A House. xD

[TheLastOnyxian]

TURN the DAMN traps OFF with the CHAIN ON THE WALL!!!

[MrFlurtle]

@TheLastOnyxian yes because he is gonna read comments on a video 3 months old

[TheLastOnyxian]

I'm getting aneurisms from watching him loot EVERYTHING!!! at least drop the food... please!!!

[Zetsusan35]

Friend: what do you want me to carry.

Jesse: EVERYTHING

[TheGummyBearsUnite]

Gotta love this, watched four episodes just today instead of studying :P

Looting is fun - Carry capacity annoying :(

[Simcas98]

Any like ancient potatos in ther *lol*

[MrThunderFx]

R.I.P Skeever :(

[zombieslayer305]

UNLIMITED POWER!

[Irishandproud20]

@zombieslayer305 Stfu palpatine and go chase some children.

[xRevan116x]

Key chains help deactivate rapid

[Letsplaymoron]

Jesse plays Skyrim part 5: Jesse is bad at noticing chains.

[gothic7145]

Me:i want to watch jesse play skyrim

... zzzzzz

*spider Appears*

Me: AH GOD NOT A SPIDER!

no sleep for me

[SprayTanBanana]

i should be sleeping now :/

hell no :D

[tkellaway]

Man they made this game harder through patches. That trap killed me instantly from full health and jesse backs into it whilst being attacked and it does nothing -__-

[Roukle]

You are much better at this than you are at terraria--BUT WHY DO YOU NEED ALL THAT FOOD?1

[SaKage92]

U missed the chest behind the webs, next the skeleton, right before the giant spider. U have no perception. Ex. chain and hanging lantern above oil. if your going to loot do a better job.

[Urhed]

100 gold to 0,5 weight < 15 gold to 14 weight. My butthole is so clenched.

[CaIrOOMaLi]

(arrow)(butthowe)(arrow head) ( sorry if this made you mad )

[TheMrStarfish]

35:05 #facepalm

[Animutant666]

PULL THE FUCKING CHAIN D:

[13spysonu]

PC gamers are lucky,

They get a hotbar so they do not have to go through the magic menu all the fucking time to change spells.

[pewpewetc]

@13spysonu u get that with ps3 as well

[sonicGTA]

@13spysonu Ever heard of that hotbar being called "favourites"

i play it on PS3 and i can access a short hotbar easily

[mjalifocation]

55x0.3=16.5 pounds of cabbage

[TwE3k676]

JESSEm Y U NO EAT FOOD!?!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

[wrecka27]

JESSE, PULL THE FUCKING CHAINS TO TURN OFF THE SWINGING BLOODY AXES

[wrecka27]

Every time you rest, your stamina refills

[daniellua1]

why would zombies be carrying gold coins?

[DrFludd]

@daniellua1 Because they used to be human?

[S1m0nSaysP7ay]

Jesse used to not be overencumbered.. But then he took some food to his inventory..

[kabukiforever]

@S1m0nSaysP7ay hahaha clever

[MrVuul]

Y is he playing on the easiest setting D:

[TheNerdyEnderMan]

it's bandit tuesday!

[CoolBreeze2AND1]

Because im terrible at looting im using these videos to see if i missed anything 3>

[darnitnappa]

How. The. Hell. Did. You. Kill. The. Spider. So. Fast!

[GeekyMe97]

@darnitnappa Please. Stop. Typing. Like. This.

So freaking annoying to read!

[blazerider6]

Jesse usually after a trap there's a lever to pull to stop it and let your companion through

[X3NERGYSKuLL]

drop the FOOOOOOD!!!

[blindluck389]

*Jesse picks up to much stuff*

Jesse: Hmmm need to drop stuff

Me with clenched butthole voice: Y U NO GIVE STUFF TO ELF COMPANION?!

[coolguy10221]

i was screaming on the inside cuz he didn't drop the 50+ pounds of food that he has lol

[Liberalfries]

You hold like every food you find and don't use it

[Jackclivesim]

Game protagonists in most FPSs must be fat. I mean, seriously! Can they not run for longer than 10 seconds with drugs!?

[Mythiendruid]

1:37 its d j jazzy worm jeff

haha

terraria jokes

[stonedinNY]

Omg the second you cut the theif down before trying to get the claw i saw like " NOOOOOOO JESSE, NOOOOO!!!"

[MetalJasnic]

I was like 'Why is Jesse so overencumbered he's carrying so little'. Then he opened his food tab.

[TheStpatricksday]

@MetalJasnic i would say its also the 21 leather

[philphy101]

master yi stance

[Havocdk]

What the ?!?!?

Keeping the tomato that heals 1hit point, but dropping potions ? U're asking to be overencumbered ;)

[Metaknighttu]

When Jesse said "is that ectoplasm on the ground?" all i could think about was the first harry potter computer game.

[picorettte]

Y U NO USE CHAIN SO YOUR FRIEND CAN PASS D:

[Citizenohshit]

I think I'll borrow this... from the internet!

[Dreaddthebaws]

1080p. GO JESSE!!!!

[Dragonmagus6]

You should get rid of your 55 cabbages.

[HamsterPants522]

I love how in every Skyrim LP I've ever seen, nobody realizes when they've leveled up.

[DarkLight544]

did anyone else notice that the draugr at the end "fos ro dah"ed jesse nd jesse somehow avoided it?

[MrOxhornFan]

i dont think jesse has ever seen a log before lol

[decker9764]

i played through a chuck of the main storyline then....it all got wiped....-_- little to say i took a msall break.....THEN I WENT RIGHT BACK AND STARTED OVER!!!!!

[Aldowyn]

And not to mention the worthless ancient nord stuff you insisted on lugging around... *sigh*

[Aldowyn]

Dude, you're carrying OVER 50 CABBAGES! And you wonder why weight is always a problem?

[Elfffy]

The way Jessie has so much food annoys me :'L But it's quite hilarious at the same time. ;D

[thousandemon]

bone meal is for growing trees

[mrcossethedevil]

ur fuckin hilarious dude

[DarkSparkX9]

Dude, drop all that freaking food -.-

[MegaGadgetdude]

the sounds at the beginning of the video is the Chidori!

[ragnik1]

"I wasn't the one who killed your family Skeever"

" Die little rat!!!"

[xXJackirBlackBloddXx]

i dont think that axe wahs 2-handed

[madman1547]

i screamed at the screen because he would not pull the lever to stop the blades one his companion was geting hit by them. Some times jessy some times...

[OnAHorseIAm]

I've never seen such a bad looter before. His becomes overencumbered, so he decides to drop health potions that not only heal you, but only weigh around 0,1. Bravo (clap)!

[unknown2u2610]

are the scrolls like spell tomes

[drtrifle]

@unknown2u2610 yes but are immensely powerful and only 1 use

[unknown2u2610]

screw you jesse the length and addictiveness of your vids waste or my internet

[Arguingwithmyself1]

Let Jesse play the way he wants to play, you dicks. That's the entire fucking point of Skyrim.

[Br4nd0nPlaysWoW]

@Arguingwithmyself1 well said.

[poisen06]

@Arguingwithmyself1 That couldn't be said more perfectly. Hell, the way Jesse's playing makes me want to buy the game more than 'do this and this and this OMG GAMER SKILLS'.

[Irishandproud20]

@Arguingwithmyself1 its the entire point of any rpg

[Charinidae]

So glad when he dropped some cabbages!

[ownage056]

Just a hint jesse ik this is old vid u prolly know alrdy but u can kill drougrs(undead that wake up from walls) you can kill them as they sleeping with spells/arrows can get like 4 shots in with bow before they can get close

[GideonWells]

One reason I like watching these, I see stuff I missed. So... that was the right way to the Barrows. I went left "through" that bandit tower and parkoured up the cliff side.

[obsessedwithkeys]

that goo that you didn't step in and the pots above it are flammable. it's actually oil and oil lamps. you can set them on fire and they'll eplode. it's fun ti do it when enemies are coming towards you.

[blacksheepwall79]

Anyone else at 16:28 thinking "Maybe it's a SCROLL JESSE!"

[DuhGreenMan]

PULL THE CHAIN

[GamerChickSER]

Oh lordie, dem undead remind me of WhiteWalkers ... the eyes ....

[LucaRyan7]

you a messie in rl too? lol :D

[PredatorXoiiX]

it´s bats jesse