It's almost Impossible to eat something that wasn't once thing. Veggies? Those come from living plants. Dairy products? That comes from milk which is cow pea. Grain? Comes from wheat, which is a plant. Meat? Comes from animals.
@popfriction how do you get the lighting and quality so good !? i've invested in an actual camera and i still can't get my vids of this quality like... :(
@atarimon No not possible. because the iPhone 4s was released in October of 2011 and yet this video was uploaded on September 7 of 2011. That video quality has DSLR written all over it.
"I'm seeing the faces of overweight baby pigs and cows going from a smile to frown upon realizing that they don't have bodies anymore, and THEN, just when they think it can't get any worse, they see you, a human, eating their anal glands."
This line almost made me become a vegetarian and stop eating pizza all together...
@K0feeKrawl No it isn't. I don't know where you get your information from but it is invalid. The only way milk can have puss in it, is if you were to have an infection.
Julian smith does NOT have 1,000,000 subscribers!!!! Let's help Julian get to 1,000,000 subscribers by Jan. 1st 2012!!! Share his videos with your friends, comment, like, favorite, and of course subscribe. Let's make Julians dreams come true! Copy and past this to every Julian video you can find!
Johny: Why dont you just pick the meat off of the pizza Julian
Julian; And what eat the cheese? cheese comes from Milk and everybody knows that milk is cow pee
XP haha
TRX400atc1994 5 days ago 2
its MALK
newsboysfan77 5 days ago 3
I DON'T EAT ANYTHING JOHNNY
LukeZachariades 5 days ago in playlist Most Popular
everyone knows milk is cow pee!
tesske100 5 days ago in playlist Most Popular
we know julian isnt dead, i said that 3 weeks ago.
UtterCrapProd 6 days ago
@popfriction what is 20 20 ?
and milk is cow pee ? :/
kheatsopon 6 days ago
hahaha I just ate pizza, I'm a pizza murderer
PerryodyGirlz 6 days ago
0:00
Holy hotness.
rosechik96 1 week ago
@UtterCrapProd
It's okay, we still have the original and probably one more copy running around somewhere out there... (:
rosechik96 1 week ago
hahaha I literally cried from laughing xD
psz34 1 week ago
Ahh a breatharian!
RunAMuckGirl2 1 week ago
i was eating pizza while watching this
idontcare4089 1 week ago in playlist Sketches
LOL
crazybananas320 2 weeks ago
Not even malk? :O
thestickbot 2 weeks ago 4
I laughed sooooooo much
Pe0ads 2 weeks ago in playlist Most Popular
OMB! Switch to 1080p and pause at 0:54
JustlenaRocks1 2 weeks ago
WARNING: IF YOU EAT FOOD YOU ARE A MURDERER.
AND THATS A FACT.
JeffHardyRocks3000 2 weeks ago in playlist Most Popular
i love julian smith!
tmsomers713 3 weeks ago
WHEN DID JUlIAN DIE
skylynnjamie 3 weeks ago
The ending made me laugh really frickin hard. Maybe cause its late or something but I'm bustin up right now
beatboxingorilla1 3 weeks ago
I'm a vegetarian...
TheBlueShadow101 3 weeks ago in playlist Most Popular
ending is so...weird
MineMoreTv 3 weeks ago
I don't eat anything Johnny, I don't eat, anything...
legobros8 3 weeks ago
Julian is alive!!!
nickmullins5 4 weeks ago in playlist Most Popular
to bad julian is dead now...
UtterCrapProd 4 weeks ago 26
@UtterCrapProd He's not dead. Go watch the final video of Kidnapped Season 2 on his channel.
Retro7rek 2 weeks ago in playlist Most Popular
@UtterCrapProd that was a clone
guerra908 1 week ago in playlist Most Popular
@UtterCrapProd no?
josnator 1 week ago
@UtterCrapProd Julian isnt dead .
ElmoLuvsYeww 6 days ago
waaittt... julian said MILK. what about MALK? bah. >u
sunnyrays97 4 weeks ago 3
Hi you're right I don't eat anything!!😃
dumdumgumgum1205 1 month ago
"I don't eat anything, johnny." LOL!
LOLnews448 1 month ago
i was just thinking they are like Julian smith and then. BAM
californiacyclone 1 month ago
Eh, we already knew Julian didn't eat. He doesn't need too. He's immortal. Or, he should be. Legendary film maker in the making.
JadeInAnEaglesEye 1 month ago in playlist Most Popular 4
What do format is used to upload this in HD? I always upload in 1080 from final cut, but my videos are still grainy
OHth3world 1 month ago in playlist Most Popular
My friends said Julian Smiths face looks weird...
KhanSempia 1 month ago in playlist Most Popular
@KhanSempia *gasp* How dare they!
JustlenaRocks1 2 weeks ago
ehhhhh to bead julians DEAD now
elliotmm1 1 month ago
It's almost Impossible to eat something that wasn't once thing. Veggies? Those come from living plants. Dairy products? That comes from milk which is cow pea. Grain? Comes from wheat, which is a plant. Meat? Comes from animals.
Shaereub 1 month ago in playlist Most Popular
It's because of Julian why this video got so many views. Thumbs up if you agree.
Shaereub 1 month ago in playlist Most Popular
anybody knows what camera did they use?
bekon3 1 month ago 4
@bekon3 iphone 4s
popfriction 1 month ago in playlist Most Popular 38
@popfriction really?
sammuel117 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from popfriction
@popfriction how do you get the lighting and quality so good !? i've invested in an actual camera and i still can't get my vids of this quality like... :(
Superamait 1 week ago
@bekon3 Julian smith uses a Canon 7D. I would say judging by the looks of it these guys use one to.
Ipad2Adventures 2 weeks ago in playlist Most Popular
@Ipad2Adventures except...the video creator said 2 weeks ago it was an iPhone 4S
atarimon 2 weeks ago
@atarimon No not possible. because the iPhone 4s was released in October of 2011 and yet this video was uploaded on September 7 of 2011. That video quality has DSLR written all over it.
Ipad2Adventures 2 weeks ago
100,100
EosKarlsson 1 month ago in playlist Most Popular
Julian Smith reminds me of a younger Quentin Tarantino
MalcolmElisha 1 month ago
@MalcolmElisha haha yeah he does
troypalone 1 month ago
Love this
RosePetalsFalling 1 month ago
Barbra Walters Is Everywhere.. <3 HAHA.
778adw 1 month ago in playlist Most Popular 2
I check everyday for a new video from popfriction
cavaliastar21 1 month ago
Oh that was hilarious xD
KaylaMcBurney 1 month ago
JULIAN <3
KeepWindowsOpen 1 month ago in playlist Most Popular 2
what happened to fruits...?
partygirltk 1 month ago
when and why did julian take down all of his vlog videos?
spook81793 1 month ago
you guys are damn good.
great work together... should do more videos with Julian.
geasylagos93 1 month ago
And what, Johnny, eat the cheese? Cheese comes from milk, and everyone knows, milk is cow pee.
TheEeChimi 1 month ago
I don't eat anything Johnny, I don't eat, Anything....
shaylynarchuleta100 1 month ago
it's not milk, its pronounced MALK
BradKavanaghLove 1 month ago
It's MALK.
lifelessonswithmaha 1 month ago
I don't eat anything jhonny, I don''t eat anything...
shaylynarchuleta100 1 month ago in playlist Most Popular
1 more thing; was it just me or did Julian look HOT in the beach scene? =D
lissabear135 1 month ago
"I'm seeing the faces of overweight baby pigs and cows going from a smile to frown upon realizing that they don't have bodies anymore, and THEN, just when they think it can't get any worse, they see you, a human, eating their anal glands."
This line almost made me become a vegetarian and stop eating pizza all together...
lissabear135 1 month ago
I MADE THIS FOR YOU
PoptartDevourer 1 month ago in playlist Sketches
technically, THEY murder them
AWESOME123761 1 month ago
"I don't eat anything, jonny..i don't eat ANYTTHING.."
Jesusluvsyou33 1 month ago in playlist Most Popular
"everyone knows milk comes from cow pee!"
Jesusluvsyou33 1 month ago in playlist Most Popular
the dislike button is as big as justin beibers penis
ianhcardinalsfan 1 month ago
@ianhcardinalsfan u would know
emptyrio1 1 month ago
Great :D
Disconn3ction 1 month ago
CHECK OOUT MY CHANNEL!!
Iamnumberr4 1 month ago
I'm hungry now
JohnFinnigan1 1 month ago
JULIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
mrskevjumba180 1 month ago in playlist SKETCHES
I think Justin should be in Sunday's kidnapped video!
movieshop1000 1 month ago
You guys need to save Julian from Jeffery. He hasn't done anything else in far too long. Make him do sketches with you again!
MisterMacanulty 1 month ago
Julian is one sexy mofo
ZetsubouJohnny 1 month ago
I sure as hell know that pizza IS NOT murder. It's delicious.
BWHAAFlixYT 1 month ago
ahahaha
LuckyLoveLovesYou 1 month ago
Wait... So Julian didn't make or Upload this video? :0
Shaereub 1 month ago
@Shaereub It's PopFrictions video
LuckyLoveLovesYou 1 month ago
Thumbs up if you don't eat anything.
Agoodname22 1 month ago 2
ahahahahah lmfao i just died the ending is soo fucking funny!
halthree3 1 month ago
the ending is so stupid, but i'm still laughing!
Sinefonsler 1 month ago
Julian u liar you eat ur spit!!!!!
Madegascar1 2 months ago
Warning: if u eat food, ur a muderer, its a fact!
view77777 2 months ago
@view77777 No! You didn't kill it, but your still eating something that's now dead, but once was living (even veggies are dead plants).
Shaereub 1 month ago
oh my god, I'm a murderer D:
itmustbeay 2 months ago
BEST UNDISCOVERED CHANNEL EVER!! SHARE POP FRICTION!! THEY NEED MORE SUBS!!!
00hmath00 2 months ago 34
@00hmath00 hard out man
BEATBOIZY29 2 months ago
This blonde guy looks kinda like David Guetta. :D
HanaHalilagic 2 months ago
vegetarians who dont eat meat because its "cruel" are ether dumb or have not put much thought into there logic for not eating meat.
Plants are living and if you eat them you kill them just like animals! So even vegetarians (and all other living things) feed on death.
So in that case should we all eat meat because killing plants is cruel? or is it the other way around?
the logical solution is eat both because no matter what you eat it was once living.
chipmunklad7 2 months ago
doesn't milk come from bulls
isaac161000 2 months ago
"and everyone knows that milk is from cow pee" haha classic! :)
SelahPlotnerMusic 2 months ago
is this the same johnny that julian killed for eaing the last slice of pizza? yea.. the irony
UniversalMusicGQ8 2 months ago
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tyguy0256 2 months ago 7
He didn't make this one for me :(
Coffesdashit 2 months ago 106
@Coffesdashit julian didn't make this one at all.
Isawabirdy 2 months ago
@Coffesdashit He didn't upload/make this one at all.
Shaereub 2 months ago
@Coffesdashit
Um... it's because a different user uploaded it.
HarryPotterForever10 2 months ago
@Coffesdashit Thats because he didnt make it. popfriction made it..
LimeGreenNailz 1 month ago
@Coffesdashit That is because it is not his video.
Do you see who it is uploaded by??
gracehopper7 1 month ago
@Coffesdashit because he didn’t make it :) Justin did :)
theoriginalshaun 1 month ago
@theoriginalshaun I thought Johny made it with help from Julian.
Shaereub 1 month ago
i can just imagine the look on barbara walters face when she watches this video. :)
techfan202 2 months ago
ohhh wooowwww at the beach..... HOT JULIAN SMITH
TheSquirrel2999 2 months ago 2
It's true-even vegetarians eat living things.
boxofpi314 2 months ago
@boxofpi314 yeah and the living thing is called a plants (which can also can be made into veggies).
Shaereub 2 months ago
Milk is actually Bodlily Fluids from a cow.Not pee or sperm..its just fluids that are drinkable.
iGumbal 2 months ago
"I don't anything Johnney. I don't eat anything.."
MadForests 2 months ago in playlist POP FRICTION'S VIDEOS
Actually milk is cow sperm.
XxFuzzballxX 2 months ago
@XxFuzzballxX From FEMALE cows?
mymiddlenameismiriam 2 months ago
they should start a cult dedicated to not eating.
buzzhorn1 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
im a murderer
Minecrafthomiez 2 months ago
"I don't eat anything Johnny. I don't eat...anything." lolz
neonrainstorms 2 months ago 37
@neonrainstorms Yeah ummm i think we got that bro
3BraHeem 1 month ago
I Got pizza commercial XD
MrKingenn1 2 months ago
I love your videos!
PonyLuving 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
is it just me or had juline got un popular his new videos have like no views lol
brclements87 2 months ago
I dont eat anything..
DontGo7 2 months ago
Excuses for anorexics everywhere!
FallingOctoberProd 2 months ago
I don't eat anything Johnny, I don't eat... anything.
krissybabe34 2 months ago
i don't eat anything Jhonny, i don't eat anything.
robertedvard 2 months ago
He won't have milk, but pour him a glass of malk and he's all yours. :D
122gogreen 2 months ago
Milk is cow puss...all milk is a form of puss. Yummy.
K0feeKrawl 2 months ago
@K0feeKrawl No it isn't. I don't know where you get your information from but it is invalid. The only way milk can have puss in it, is if you were to have an infection.
Killacats119 2 months ago
This Video is funny
asiascott1499 2 months ago
Press g and like my comment for something cool.
jc112233100 2 months ago
I thought johnny died in google the heimlich!
QueenCoCoKid 2 months ago
good on u Julian!!! (u f#@king idiot)
scava32 2 months ago
omg johny loks alot like david guetta did any1 notice ?
BlackRoseInPain 2 months ago
Thumbs up if you were eating while watching this.
ChaseAaronTrent 2 months ago
Every one knows that milk is cow pee!
mrmustachegiraffe 2 months ago
17 people don't eat anything.
summertimesg8 2 months ago
hahahah wtf??
313Darnell313 2 months ago
i dont eat anything, johnny, i dont eat...anything.
hi5antoinette 2 months ago 2
2,023 are vegan, 17 are meat eater
Clowieluffsyou 2 months ago
press 6!
KoolDawg99 2 months ago
Milk is cow pee?!?!?
SuperKingkaos 2 months ago
If you eat food, you are a murderer and that's a fact c:
xtheycallmeTaylorx 2 months ago 2
This has been flagged as spam show
ATTENTION EVERYBODY WHO IS WATCHING THIS VIDEO:
Julian smith does NOT have 1,000,000 subscribers!!!! Let's help Julian get to 1,000,000 subscribers by Jan. 1st 2012!!! Share his videos with your friends, comment, like, favorite, and of course subscribe. Let's make Julians dreams come true! Copy and past this to every Julian video you can find!
chpinkturtle11 2 months ago
No! Pizzas are pernonnin'!
timoffex 2 months ago
cheese is made of MALK
HoboNum99 2 months ago 126
@HoboNum99 actually melk or mulk
imnot18okay 2 months ago
i poured a lot of cow pee in my cereal today
HeyLexxxie 2 months ago
niether do i
rosecon13 2 months ago
press 4 repeatedl for sneeze
ericfam01 2 months ago
@ericfam01 Pressing 1 is better
snowwhiteyen 2 months ago
if you eat food you are a murderer.
and that's a fact.
Calvinchang2 2 months ago 3
WOOT
Luckylulu800 2 months ago
i clicked 9 to applause this awesome video
Imapewpew 2 months ago
Well hes a bottom feeder he gets food from the air. Duh.
chessdrag0n2 2 months ago
I love baby cows
ItzzAgony 2 months ago
its malk
TJVideoGames 2 months ago
all of julian's video's make me laugh so much , hehe <33 xx
16redford 2 months ago
Wow.... Um...
pandaskyler 2 months ago
f***,im a murderer
sammuel117 2 months ago
what?? lol
GlowInTheDarkRedhead 2 months ago
the end reminded me of scenes from Dexter
Mattecarshop 2 months ago
VEGETABLE RITES!!! who needs vegans!
EthanTeaDrumming 2 months ago
What?! Julian didn't pronounce milk "malk." =(
veracitymatters 2 months ago
lol the warning says "if you eat food you are a murderer. and thats a fact"
cornpuffable123 2 months ago
Lol
14anzimmerman 2 months ago
cheese comes from MALK and everyone knows MOLK is cow pee.
aerodynam1ks 2 months ago
Malk is cow pee
wackytackyzebra 2 months ago
Wait, is Milk cow pee, or MALK? ;)
gwren611 2 months ago
Everybody knows milk, is Cow pee.
Perchfields 2 months ago
youve been eating 20/20 again havnt you
TheSweetheart135 2 months ago
if MILK is cow pee .. then what that that make MALK? o.O
RandomRedMonster 2 months ago 2
OMG JOHNNY DIDNT DIE IN THIS ONE!!!!!!!!!!!
newangela2 2 months ago 42
@newangela2 he died on the inside
fishy259 2 months ago
Im pretty sure johnny died from choking on a "peanut"found in franks kennel
CallMeGarber 2 months ago
Is that David Guetta?
ryansoper 2 months ago 3
WOOT!!
sambca5759 2 months ago