This is my theory behind limp dick syndrome. If you watch TOO MUCH porn. Subconsciously I think you raise the bar for what you deem physically attractable. So after you watch some hot chicks on film and you go to reality... well you know. Which is why I take my time to get at a girl with those intentions, so I am genuinely attracted to her emotionally.
To make sure it stays hard, I recommend some relaxing yoga type music or some traditional chinese/ japanese type music. No music with words or TV. It will just distract you.
That's why she has to be hott. Hot doesn't mean pretty girls... pretty is for the street, but hott is for when u bangin', you have to be a horny dirty fuckin' bitch in the bed room, and vary it up.
If you don't want your guy thinking about another hotter bitch he seen in a porno, then don't just sit there and take it.
sometimes my mind wanders, or I just have too much on my mind. That's where environment, ambiance, etc becomes important. A relaxing massage or hot tub helps get you in the right frame of mind. If you have this problem you can forget about quickies, etc.
this happened to me before. a guy i was into came to my dorm, i did some things to him and he got hard but he got soft multiple times. it got to a point where i had to let him leave. i didn't have sex that night. i was very upset about it and it made me feel bad because i had it in my head that guys could get up and stay up easily, but i guess not. he was probably nervous. he seems that way when he's around me. :/
@ichelleray guys need a form of foreplay too. Seduce and tease him... don't get it on until he is DYING for it. I really mean DYING, like he is practically dry humping like a dog. Just speaking from my own perspective.
is mental , i can fuck 10 diferent girls in a day, but if i have the same girl in bed for a day is boring after the 2 round, is all mental, the emotion and adrenaline
yo im a certified pro at gettin hard-ons. take protein shakes and L-arginine (protein shakes come with it usually). stay properly hydrated, drink up. and cut the wackin down.
The real reason a young guy cnt get it up is bcuz how u feel bout her,i knu a girl that i wanted 2 have relations w/ until she started that bullshit so i started 2 screw with her friend, u c,her friend was a bullshitter 2 but i was able 2 fuck her cuz she was that way 4rm the start instead of the first chick who played that role then showed her ass later
I usually don't sweat it if my man can't stay hard a time or two, There are many ways to skin a cat. But if it is regular, there is a problem...usually psychological, unless, of course, he is gay. Sometimes if the guy has a really deviant or self destructive history with sex that he is not up front about with his woman, regular sex is a drag and he will never get it up with her.
im a virgin... i have a problem.. i watch porn and i get hard... my erection lasts about 3 hours at a time.. is that healthy or should i visit a doctor?
yo guys plz some 1 help me on this chit i had the same problem i just got 18 and its been 3 girls im triying to have sex with and its not working like i cant have a boner its really embarasing why? is it because my head is not there or im stressed? but i know im not gay thats for sure man...and my excuses is like "im to drunk i cant do it im sorry" its very embarasing really soem 1 tell me why shoul i fucknig take viagra man?
lol this question was hillarious =)) LMAO :D my cock never failed to be hard =)) the worm never died exept this one time when i was piss drunk and i was trying to bang a hooker in the bushezz =)) man no good place full of garbage , piss drunk i major turn down=)) it was enbarresing =)) :D i swear to god i will never do such thing again evaaar:D
Awwwww there are many things, that can happen 1. You dont love her ( only for true lovers) 2. Youre drunk 3. You watch to much porn and are nervous, and 4. You masturbated many times at day, and you get suprised by a girl with " i come over darling"
i think this is way more typical than people think. this actually happened this year. i had the girl i wanted to fuck butt ass naked and couldnt get it up. she asked what was wrong and that just made it even worse. i had to step out of my character and eat the vag then she gave me head which was out of her character, it doesnt end there. i finally got hard but i couldnt cum so after about an hour we just stopped. it was a slow start but all worked out.
john i guess you get this question all the time, but could you do a video about PE and ways to fight it? I love my girl to the death and ive been improving but it´s still not enough, i get frustrated, sad and angry with myself. PLEASE HELP ME MAN!
Do some foreplay, like sky said its mental if your mind is on something from work or some other biz its not going to go to smooth. Or maybe you drank to much, aka wisky dick. Other then that you just might not be feeling that chick anymore. But its more so mental.
Lose some weight, give up smoking, go on a good diet, get some exercise, you'll feel good about yourself you'll want to have sex and your body will be able to have sex. It is not and age thing my dad is 75 and he's still hitting it. No Viagra he's just in good shape.
I try to think of Kim Kardashian's tight and sweet curves from that one sex tape but once I think of how fake she sounded, it goes limp again. So forget Kim K. think of Halle Berry, she's classy and classy is sexy.
If I cant get a hard on that mean that bitch looks like a construction worker and she has no right to be near me. Sometimes looking at the thighs of a pretty woman alone gets me all ready to fill up that hole....so I cant relate to you non working penis having mothafuckers....
i had this problem when i was a virgin and i was afrad that i can't please her-so i couldn't get it up because i was so nervous. it was so embarassing, but fortunately she loved me and we could talk about it! when we finished the talk, i was ready to go!
Been there. Sometimes I think that I go after girls just because it makes me a respected cool guy. i never wanted to bang them in the first place but i do, sometimes i don't really enjoy it as much as i thought it would
I had this issue. I am 37 and a girl form my neighborhood when I was a kid with a bangin body I saw when I was growin up. I didnt hit when I was younger cause she was 3 years younger I moved when I was 17 and she was 14 at that time. that was a big deal back then. I bumped into her later. she was in the bed butt naked look sexy as heck. In my life I had NEVER had an issue with gettin hard. and my shit would not get up for nothing. I was upset and she never gave me another chance...
before a shower , rub oil on your penis.. up and down the veins .. and let it absorb .. it opens the veins .. its like as if the veins are meditating to clear and loosen up. alternatively .. grab 5 dates mixed with boiling milk in the sauce pan. eat the dates and drink the milk for 3 days .. TRUST me .. you will be crying to get your dick back down lol !!! i do this all the time . dates boiled with milk..my dads south asian , its a traditional remedy and a healthy one. my dad went on till 64
@TheRey4you yo bro add me im serious if ur thing works im sending you a check of fucking 500$ loool im serious man plz help me im fucking scared iunno why i cant have a boner its been with 3 different girls im triying to have sex with and they like naked infront of me i cant get it up...iunno why do i masturbate to much is my head not there or am i stresed wtf? help man cz i cant keep this chit going ima take viagras if i have to idc..
@XlivinghouseX T unless your really old lol !i know how you exactly feel but the truth is ur not comfortable situationally.yes u might be pressured expect it to become hard OR nervous OR might be scared what will she think if you dont become hard cus she wants a fuck and its not happenin? but you have to be comfortable man !!!!stop wanking.its s bad HABIT !anxious patterns in other words.inbox me il give you some sex spicing tips but you are 100% functional -
@TheRey4you ok bro but i dont know man i do know that im very nervous and i cant controll it, its just not in me im like very stressed out for nothing i do know that, but bro tell me some tips man i dont know man i need fucking help i know im not gay bro trust me im not and im only 18 4 girls already this is embarasing! plz help man bro! ITS AT POINT THAT I FEEL EMBARRASSED TO TALK ABOUT THIS TO A DOCTOR! bro add my email touma_15@hotmail.com plz man
Your Probably a Homosexual lmao oh wait you said your not... but your denying it lmao i watched 90210 bro that fruity dude teddy turned homosexual nothing wrong wtih u being gay.... but just wear a big sign saying your gay so i can walk the other direction lmao
Eat that Pussy till ur tongue goes jelly, discipline the selfish trouser snake later in ur own time. oh and a few beers helps ur mind go to a good place xD
I'd just tell him that it's okay, we'll just watch a few movies (not porn). I'd make him watch something pretty gory. That was Tom who used the Viagra. Gotta love that band.
i tryed viagra once (im19 btw) theres nothing worng with me i can get hard , but i thought id try it just to see what it was like and omg , i couldnt get wood for noone , it took me 4 hours before i could even get a semi ......
i'm at the point where if im not all there mentally everything goes according to plan it just doesnt feel that great for me. When im all there its like blasting off to mars
Use the hardened perk!!! Not only will u stay hard you'll be able to hit that through walls bwoy!!!! ' Call of Duty, the answer to all life's problems!!'
sometimes the penis gets tired ....so stop fucking for a bit...but if shit like this does go down and you're flaccid, then man the fuck up and go downtown..can't use your dick? use your mouth!
i would make sure he didn't fell worse about it than i am sure he probably already feels then i'd probably try an perform oral sex to my hearts content to try and help him stand at attention. if that didn't work then i' d just try and find out if there were anything else i could do. if not then there is always tomorrow.
dude had a 3sum with these chiks in johannesburg and i couldnt get it up..thats after i wanted to hit that for like a month and she kept on stalling me. one day out of the blue she and her friend were like come. fuck us..outside her moms house in the car. like..ever since that i have made sure to stick it to her good.
MAN FUCK THIS GUY HE COMPLAINS ABOUT NOT GETTING A HARD ON WHATEVER BRO I CANT KEEP IT DOWN HAD A GOD DAMN HARD ON FOR DAYS NOW IM GETTING SICK OF CANT EVEN GO ANYWHERE
im 26 an that cant happen to not ever when i get 80 i will still have the same hard on an still be able to bang chicks the same way
MrSpawnz 2 weeks ago
Ban ads from Youtube!!!
asdfkie 1 month ago 2
I think that's what Viagra's for....
TheShinobuMAC11 3 months ago
@TheShinobuMAC11 just watched further into the video never mind then...
TheShinobuMAC11 3 months ago
it's like you're my inner id/super ego shit
fleek164 5 months ago
This is my theory behind limp dick syndrome. If you watch TOO MUCH porn. Subconsciously I think you raise the bar for what you deem physically attractable. So after you watch some hot chicks on film and you go to reality... well you know. Which is why I take my time to get at a girl with those intentions, so I am genuinely attracted to her emotionally.
The909Tennis 5 months ago
some good hydro herb is some great shit..thats natural viagra !
KeithWasHere1 6 months ago
Stop fucking so much wait like a week before you fuck
cypressst3708 8 months ago
You are probably afraid of losing her because of your breakup. Fix the relationship and you will fix the sex.
GBiv78 8 months ago
viagra
boctalition 9 months ago
lol look at the women flame. prepare your flame shield skyy (sic)
Ryodisis 10 months ago
guys stink too. i dont see how you are still on here always talking shit about women.
WonderWomanFan4life 10 months ago
OH Skyy thats bullshit tell that closet fag to get a cock ring and call it a day. he is probably OLD.. he may have left that part out.
WonderWomanFan4life 10 months ago
dude you talk like you're gettin' it from behind kill yourself
achilles3207 10 months ago
Love the outro music!
FaxanaduJohn 10 months ago
To make sure it stays hard, I recommend some relaxing yoga type music or some traditional chinese/ japanese type music. No music with words or TV. It will just distract you.
250mxrider 11 months ago
didnt they invent somethng called viagra?
ItsProtege 11 months ago
I've had this problem before, but only when I'm drunk....
Xviann 11 months ago
Probably uncircumsized...ahahaha!
navyseal100 11 months ago
@navyseal100 ...I meant to say...he was probably Circumsized...haha
navyseal100 11 months ago
I GOT SOME STONE AT MY CRIB WOOOOO
tubegod21 1 year ago
That's why she has to be hott. Hot doesn't mean pretty girls... pretty is for the street, but hott is for when u bangin', you have to be a horny dirty fuckin' bitch in the bed room, and vary it up.
If you don't want your guy thinking about another hotter bitch he seen in a porno, then don't just sit there and take it.
TheChewyTunes 1 year ago
sometimes my mind wanders, or I just have too much on my mind. That's where environment, ambiance, etc becomes important. A relaxing massage or hot tub helps get you in the right frame of mind. If you have this problem you can forget about quickies, etc.
jchahine 1 year ago
viagra lol XD
78vampboy 1 year ago
this happened to me before. a guy i was into came to my dorm, i did some things to him and he got hard but he got soft multiple times. it got to a point where i had to let him leave. i didn't have sex that night. i was very upset about it and it made me feel bad because i had it in my head that guys could get up and stay up easily, but i guess not. he was probably nervous. he seems that way when he's around me. :/
ichelleray 1 year ago
@ichelleray guys need a form of foreplay too. Seduce and tease him... don't get it on until he is DYING for it. I really mean DYING, like he is practically dry humping like a dog. Just speaking from my own perspective.
jchahine 1 year ago
ok you got this stone shit is awesome you can bang a chic for HOURS on that shit, it's fucking AWESOME.... er don't do that though lol.
i took viagra once, just for fun. i was only twenty two, my poor exgf vagina rofl.
simyan2008 1 year ago
I put it in my mouth and it'll get up. I don't worry about that ED shit.
StakeMammon 1 year ago
is mental , i can fuck 10 diferent girls in a day, but if i have the same girl in bed for a day is boring after the 2 round, is all mental, the emotion and adrenaline
MrJoetijuana 1 year ago
yo im a certified pro at gettin hard-ons. take protein shakes and L-arginine (protein shakes come with it usually). stay properly hydrated, drink up. and cut the wackin down.
st8ofgrind 1 year ago
Wow dude that was crazy! lol
TheNinjaSAS 1 year ago
i would have told that bastard to get it up or validate his lick-her license lol
miss2juicy3me 1 year ago
The real reason a young guy cnt get it up is bcuz how u feel bout her,i knu a girl that i wanted 2 have relations w/ until she started that bullshit so i started 2 screw with her friend, u c,her friend was a bullshitter 2 but i was able 2 fuck her cuz she was that way 4rm the start instead of the first chick who played that role then showed her ass later
talking39 1 year ago
I usually don't sweat it if my man can't stay hard a time or two, There are many ways to skin a cat. But if it is regular, there is a problem...usually psychological, unless, of course, he is gay. Sometimes if the guy has a really deviant or self destructive history with sex that he is not up front about with his woman, regular sex is a drag and he will never get it up with her.
wolfey7 1 year ago
im a virgin... i have a problem.. i watch porn and i get hard... my erection lasts about 3 hours at a time.. is that healthy or should i visit a doctor?
floydw6 1 year ago
yo guys plz some 1 help me on this chit i had the same problem i just got 18 and its been 3 girls im triying to have sex with and its not working like i cant have a boner its really embarasing why? is it because my head is not there or im stressed? but i know im not gay thats for sure man...and my excuses is like "im to drunk i cant do it im sorry" its very embarasing really soem 1 tell me why shoul i fucknig take viagra man?
XlivinghouseX 1 year ago
Have a quick toss to kick start it !
jBOLDnBLUNT 1 year ago
Five people were gay
MrDellylinks 1 year ago
make sure your drunk at the time. Things go sour then pretend to pass out
RisefromyourGRAVE 1 year ago
lol this question was hillarious =)) LMAO :D my cock never failed to be hard =)) the worm never died exept this one time when i was piss drunk and i was trying to bang a hooker in the bushezz =)) man no good place full of garbage , piss drunk i major turn down=)) it was enbarresing =)) :D i swear to god i will never do such thing again evaaar:D
Punisher4bmw 1 year ago
a black Barney Stinson
haltrix 1 year ago 2
@haltrix lmaorofl
Ojokernegro 1 year ago
Awwwww there are many things, that can happen 1. You dont love her ( only for true lovers) 2. Youre drunk 3. You watch to much porn and are nervous, and 4. You masturbated many times at day, and you get suprised by a girl with " i come over darling"
Dont cry, theres always a next try/day =)
WikkitJuggalo 1 year ago
WHERE DO YOU GET YOUR SHIRTS??!?!?!
nullzor 1 year ago
i think this is way more typical than people think. this actually happened this year. i had the girl i wanted to fuck butt ass naked and couldnt get it up. she asked what was wrong and that just made it even worse. i had to step out of my character and eat the vag then she gave me head which was out of her character, it doesnt end there. i finally got hard but i couldnt cum so after about an hour we just stopped. it was a slow start but all worked out.
imjustme2131 1 year ago
@imjustme2131
1 hour my ass.
GuruVote 1 year ago
@imjustme2131
1 hour my ass.
You're just horny as a mother fucker lol.
GuruVote 1 year ago
john i guess you get this question all the time, but could you do a video about PE and ways to fight it? I love my girl to the death and ive been improving but it´s still not enough, i get frustrated, sad and angry with myself. PLEASE HELP ME MAN!
ioriXx 1 year ago
whered u get all ur funny tshirts
bballgarnnet 1 year ago
one of the best vidz...good tips most of all talked sense!
ummesawdah 1 year ago
Where did the widescreen go? am I missing something?
DannyEddy357 1 year ago
LOL! Sometimes the "love below" is a bit smarter than the dude upstairs.
SArmstrongII88 1 year ago
tell that bitch to suck it :)
dantheman1507 1 year ago
@2:17 unless you're tiger woods
chocolateluver117 1 year ago
back up plan...oral!!!
kingkill07 1 year ago
Hahahahaha! Blast off singing!
sungyultaylor 1 year ago
this it the old sky i remember good episode!
shallbeknown 1 year ago
lol my bastard brethren. ugghhhh fuck smelly vag!
JosephCee 1 year ago
Do some foreplay, like sky said its mental if your mind is on something from work or some other biz its not going to go to smooth. Or maybe you drank to much, aka wisky dick. Other then that you just might not be feeling that chick anymore. But its more so mental.
24we 1 year ago
LOL!! It's like Trey from Sex and the City! xDDD
iLikeCookie88 1 year ago
@iLikeCookie88 Male watching Sex & The City, you're offically gay.
w00texCY 1 year ago
@w00texCY ....I'm a girl.
iLikeCookie88 1 year ago
@iLikeCookie88 Oh. Lol
w00texCY 1 year ago
Guy here and I have 2 words.....Weekend Prince!!!!!
zadkiel04 1 year ago
awww sky cares 4 us lol *)
Igetsitin89 1 year ago
think of a hotter girl!
CaptinCurlz 1 year ago
@CaptinCurlz ohh you kidding me?..ad slap you silly if yad ever scream that hotter galz name out! eww
ummesawdah 1 year ago
that happened to me once, we ended up watching twilight insted .... god i hate that movie :(
smexyboii 1 year ago
Forget Viagra.The cure for ED is HG-Hot Girls
RealityHurts923 1 year ago
if I couldn't get it up with the girl well...........I'd find another one xD
abyroj 1 year ago
Some fingering and boob licking
ManInRevolt 1 year ago
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NRLR89 1 year ago
@ManInRevolt hahaha thats what i do nd that usually helps out.
NRLR89 1 year ago
Bros before Hoes!
Thats the way to GO!
Edwhatever 1 year ago
@Edwhatever gay.....
wweuniversewwe 1 year ago
Ain't no problems yet! All I gotta do is think of Jessica Abla, there it goes!
RVD705 1 year ago
Hey you should use Viagra I don't use but it's secretive and I think prescribed
fatboyrob95 1 year ago
How is strawberry shortcake more important than a bunch a BASTARDS!!!??? lol
kidhustle101 1 year ago
'like calculus'? it IS calculus, sir.
y=([{x+a}^2]+3b)f/200log c
y= hard-on level (0 being dead, 22 being perfect)
x= physical stimuli (touching, etc)
a= mental stimuli (attractiveness, fantasy, etc.)
b= affection for girl
f= energy level
c= age
emperorsenshi 1 year ago 10
@emperorsenshi. this aint calculus mate... its an equation...
dushanf 1 year ago
Lose some weight, give up smoking, go on a good diet, get some exercise, you'll feel good about yourself you'll want to have sex and your body will be able to have sex. It is not and age thing my dad is 75 and he's still hitting it. No Viagra he's just in good shape.
PS where does someone get blackstone.
MuddCliff 1 year ago
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emperorsenshi 1 year ago
what do I do? kill myself
Bananaakeyboard 1 year ago
blame it on the condoms!!!
TsukiKKun 1 year ago
I try to think of Kim Kardashian's tight and sweet curves from that one sex tape but once I think of how fake she sounded, it goes limp again. So forget Kim K. think of Halle Berry, she's classy and classy is sexy.
thundergod9300 1 year ago
you sure ur not gay?
watch gay porn, & see if u got a hardon then! lol
kingkruel123 1 year ago
Guys here!
first time I ended up with a girl I couldn't get hardon, but hey, fuck it, I went down on her for hours and she had orgasms in a row anyways!
LifeAmplifier 1 year ago
If I cant get a hard on that mean that bitch looks like a construction worker and she has no right to be near me. Sometimes looking at the thighs of a pretty woman alone gets me all ready to fill up that hole....so I cant relate to you non working penis having mothafuckers....
snikkel20 1 year ago
hahaha nice shirt!!
pinyawn 1 year ago
Tell me about it.....when i was 14 i jerked off four times in 5hrs!
And if its true that fruits help the smell of stank vagina.
Then im going to start fuckin vegans!
yafafly 1 year ago
If I cant get it up I always picture myself doing her mom and im good to go!
Superstun 1 year ago
what would i do if i cant get it up? Excuse myself to the other room, get on pornhub, and get right back in!
blondguy6464 1 year ago
I get head.. until it comes up
aznxhighrolla 1 year ago
watch porn with him :')
EllyBrownEEEE 1 year ago 41
@EllyBrownEEEE god bless understanding women like you ;D
btfkrieger 1 year ago
let me have at your girl for awhile 15 and i need to lay some pipe my boi
snakeyes250 1 year ago
i cut it off
1191JOKER 1 year ago
i had this problem when i was a virgin and i was afrad that i can't please her-so i couldn't get it up because i was so nervous. it was so embarassing, but fortunately she loved me and we could talk about it! when we finished the talk, i was ready to go!
fuedi 1 year ago 34
@fuedi Sounds like my best friend and his first serious girlfriend . ahahahaha.
ericsayres 1 year ago
As Sky John would say "Pop that Viagra my boy and get to work"
b1acha 1 year ago
If baby boy cant get up, GET OUT!!! Or lets talk.. Im kidding or am I?
deede1 1 year ago
It will be #teamme, and buddy time to go suba diving.
deede1 1 year ago
foreplay mayne..foreplay, let yourself get the build up,..you cant just whip out and start drillin for oil.
killacrossover512 1 year ago
the problem with this guy is he is now a gay faggot
JcGoreLord 1 year ago
Been there. Sometimes I think that I go after girls just because it makes me a respected cool guy. i never wanted to bang them in the first place but i do, sometimes i don't really enjoy it as much as i thought it would
debit256 1 year ago
Hey I liked that multi-Q episode from awhile back. I'm glad John's doing it again.
A: I'd use my fingers and (if the girl was tested freshly and just seeing me) tongue in the meantime. If she's giving back, it'll get up.
3:30 I guess I'm not old enough yet but I can relate to not being turned on when your mind's elsewhere.
Kogerii 1 year ago
you made michael jackson sound? during sex? AWESOME!
boravw1 1 year ago
shit my dick hard right now its got a mind of its own
bryant49 1 year ago
dude, i can get a boner just touching my GF ;P
moner65 1 year ago
Story of my life.
TheBlondeSheep 1 year ago
im a desperate sexual virgin, I would get hard just by touching her shoulder.
ItsRapBoy 1 year ago
*sings* Put it in her mouth. In her mutha*bleeping* mouth...or just eat it out.
hckr4evr 1 year ago
its because hes doing it too much...he needs to let his dick breathe
kandykreme89 1 year ago
sound to me like he's feeling insecure about his on-again off-again non-girlfriend. poor guy.
downinahole193 1 year ago
@downinahole193
Broooop 1 year ago
called bein a man, gettin ya shit together and get ya dick rite
Emerson7947 1 year ago
gah... forplay >.> damn it was long night
Stapurda 1 year ago
Skyy gave up poon for us !
Thats either true dedication or insanity.
torrid426 1 year ago
Blame the chick for having a bucket, thats my excuse
Benhartvids 1 year ago
Eat that fucking pussy out and continue playing till your as hard as a diamond dildo.
sadomasicisticdeath 1 year ago
i would put it away & safe it for another day :)
ROBISDISTURBED 1 year ago
Is this show just about dating/sex advice or can people ask questions general questions?
TehJayden 1 year ago
@TehJayden ask anything! He'll answer it.
spanishprisoner 1 year ago
You gave up POON for us.
He does care.
SMILEYsaysDIE 1 year ago 3
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cdixon5150 1 year ago
@cdixon5150
thx for letting us know you're a 40+ old man who has trouble gtting it up
and keeping it up!
GunStreets 1 year ago
Lol what do the fags of Tokio Hotel need Viagra for?
Andale12 1 year ago
Clit flick her.
liamaxtonhall 1 year ago
of course we're more important then strawberry shortcake.. its so easy to get!
mynypwn 1 year ago
I had this issue. I am 37 and a girl form my neighborhood when I was a kid with a bangin body I saw when I was growin up. I didnt hit when I was younger cause she was 3 years younger I moved when I was 17 and she was 14 at that time. that was a big deal back then. I bumped into her later. she was in the bed butt naked look sexy as heck. In my life I had NEVER had an issue with gettin hard. and my shit would not get up for nothing. I was upset and she never gave me another chance...
mycaddy404 1 year ago
before a shower , rub oil on your penis.. up and down the veins .. and let it absorb .. it opens the veins .. its like as if the veins are meditating to clear and loosen up. alternatively .. grab 5 dates mixed with boiling milk in the sauce pan. eat the dates and drink the milk for 3 days .. TRUST me .. you will be crying to get your dick back down lol !!! i do this all the time . dates boiled with milk..my dads south asian , its a traditional remedy and a healthy one. my dad went on till 64
TheRey4you 1 year ago 2
@TheRey4you interesting , but whats a date ?
ARMONI555 1 year ago
@TheRey4you God damn south asians, holding all the good remedys to them selves :D I shall try this! and report back..
Morthica 1 year ago
@TheRey4you yo bro add me im serious if ur thing works im sending you a check of fucking 500$ loool im serious man plz help me im fucking scared iunno why i cant have a boner its been with 3 different girls im triying to have sex with and they like naked infront of me i cant get it up...iunno why do i masturbate to much is my head not there or am i stresed wtf? help man cz i cant keep this chit going ima take viagras if i have to idc..
XlivinghouseX 1 year ago
@XlivinghouseX T unless your really old lol !i know how you exactly feel but the truth is ur not comfortable situationally.yes u might be pressured expect it to become hard OR nervous OR might be scared what will she think if you dont become hard cus she wants a fuck and its not happenin? but you have to be comfortable man !!!!stop wanking.its s bad HABIT !anxious patterns in other words.inbox me il give you some sex spicing tips but you are 100% functional -
ps: THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH U!
TheRey4you 1 year ago
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@TheRey4you ok bro but i dont know man i do know that im very nervous and i cant controll it, its just not in me im like very stressed out for nothing i do know that, but bro tell me some tips man i dont know man i need fucking help i know im not gay bro trust me im not and im only 18 4 girls already this is embarasing! plz help man bro! ITS AT POINT THAT I FEEL EMBARRASSED TO TALK ABOUT THIS TO A DOCTOR! bro add my email touma_15@hotmail.com plz man
XlivinghouseX 1 year ago
@TheRey4you ive been having the same problem i need to get it in check.
fatdan172501 1 year ago
If your High any chick looks hot as hell (shit i banged your mom and she looks like leprechauns sister )
blazeglover 1 year ago
Your Probably a Homosexual lmao oh wait you said your not... but your denying it lmao i watched 90210 bro that fruity dude teddy turned homosexual nothing wrong wtih u being gay.... but just wear a big sign saying your gay so i can walk the other direction lmao
blazeglover 1 year ago
Eat that Pussy till ur tongue goes jelly, discipline the selfish trouser snake later in ur own time. oh and a few beers helps ur mind go to a good place xD
Tw1tchyy 1 year ago
Skyy, I love you man, you are hilarious.
PowerRussia4eva 1 year ago
I'll say ewww!!!! get out of my bed you limp D!@k MotherFu@ker. lol
cubatown88 1 year ago
You are what you can't get lol
zelfar2007 1 year ago
I'd just tell him that it's okay, we'll just watch a few movies (not porn). I'd make him watch something pretty gory. That was Tom who used the Viagra. Gotta love that band.
ladykissthevelvet21 1 year ago
AHAHA! The Tokio Hotel story is brilliant!
eggroll9000 1 year ago
if a guy has problems staying hard with me i suck him off til hes hard and good to go again!
xoelisabeth 1 year ago
or it is just the stress from work???
snexer 1 year ago
Skyy John thinks making videos and his career are more important than banging chicks?! You just ruined your image dude lmao
smithdave2237 1 year ago
@smithdave2237 he was in the work zone lol as he said... his focus was else where... i personally wudve paused the camera and changed my focus xD
no1touch 1 year ago
SKYY YUH LYIN BASTARD- WE ARE MORE IMPORTANT THAN STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE..... dont buy it!
TriniChula84 1 year ago
Aw Skyy, that's beautiful man. It's touching to know we mean even more to you than strawberry shortcake!
RabiesBunny 1 year ago 45
the girl just has to give a little licky licky
erdal0 1 year ago
VI-AG-RA ^^
DaNnYaBz13 1 year ago
i tryed viagra once (im19 btw) theres nothing worng with me i can get hard , but i thought id try it just to see what it was like and omg , i couldnt get wood for noone , it took me 4 hours before i could even get a semi ......
fallenangel1624 1 year ago
I freak out. Thats about it :)
ashleyeveryday 1 year ago
i'm at the point where if im not all there mentally everything goes according to plan it just doesnt feel that great for me. When im all there its like blasting off to mars
vanhalen901 1 year ago
If you can't get it up, strap on to the rescue. Turn off the lights she won't notice.
KingNike316 1 year ago
you chow down
Yanoss1313 1 year ago
Use the hardened perk!!! Not only will u stay hard you'll be able to hit that through walls bwoy!!!! ' Call of Duty, the answer to all life's problems!!'
Baidoo13 1 year ago
lol @ 3:30
Jollyboy86 1 year ago
there is natural shit you can eat to get a hard on....(look at you go yea? what? what? what!?)
P*SSY!!
Douggy10 1 year ago
sometimes the penis gets tired ....so stop fucking for a bit...but if shit like this does go down and you're flaccid, then man the fuck up and go downtown..can't use your dick? use your mouth!
hassoonee 1 year ago
i would make sure he didn't fell worse about it than i am sure he probably already feels then i'd probably try an perform oral sex to my hearts content to try and help him stand at attention. if that didn't work then i' d just try and find out if there were anything else i could do. if not then there is always tomorrow.
BewareOfBrassKnucks 1 year ago
dude had a 3sum with these chiks in johannesburg and i couldnt get it up..thats after i wanted to hit that for like a month and she kept on stalling me. one day out of the blue she and her friend were like come. fuck us..outside her moms house in the car. like..ever since that i have made sure to stick it to her good.
mautwana 1 year ago
one word viagra
sashant1018 1 year ago
id call morpheus for some blue pills :)
apownage 1 year ago
skyy my boy you are too funny!! you got great advice!!
tigerspartan06 1 year ago
Last year (my senior year in HS) I over heard a couple guys at separate times talking about how they needed viagra.
So sad.
tnglo 1 year ago
I would die
sebbis152 1 year ago
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Buy some horny goat weed and get errrr done!!
britainfbaby 1 year ago
u would give my dick a Super Bowl worthy PEP TALK!!! "Get your head in the game my boy!" lol
jeffthayungin 1 year ago
MAN FUCK THIS GUY HE COMPLAINS ABOUT NOT GETTING A HARD ON WHATEVER BRO I CANT KEEP IT DOWN HAD A GOD DAMN HARD ON FOR DAYS NOW IM GETTING SICK OF CANT EVEN GO ANYWHERE
xiAresx 1 year ago
@xiAresx you sound a lot like my boyfriend lmao
tnglo 1 year ago
@tnglo maybe I AM you never know
xiAresx 1 year ago