TF2 TRAINING MODE

[ryutherobloxian]

GO GO GO! CHAAARGE! MOVE OUT MOVE OUT >:C

[diegopabst]

July 28 2010

New training map announced

Coming soon... VALVE TIME.

[mrelisamuel]

press 11 for epic fail

[supermario5029]

@mrelisamuel ok press1,1

[bieeldk]

>:C

[Pooptality]

I think they wanted you to go. I'm not completely sure though.

[diegopabst]

they only move out of there if you go to the point

[noob3r64]

heavy's disapoint

[the747videoer]

MOO!

[drfiree]

JUST DAMN GO!

[letterstothemetro]

Seems about right

[theLEGOdude2000]

F2P gameplay.

[dragonome]

Those bots would have use for wowcrendor's "Go go go go go go" -guy

[TitusTucker]

Not really Freindly..

[LIVE2DRAW]

It's always dustbowl, isn't it?

[GrounderTheRobot]

happened to me at 2nd control point.

[ColonelTwisty]

i laughed, i cried...

i got to the end of the video and pissed my pants from laughing and crying too hard

[mynameisman66]

Item server down? Time to do this for the next 6 hours...

[SporeFreak2010]

FUCK MAN, GO!!!

[GRENTHSNOOB]

Quality Options: Original Setting

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

[RidleyCA]

*this was a footage of onlne team fortress 2 gameplay*

[Asgar16926]

Obviously, you go.

[9409elle]

z-3

[TakuThePyromancer]

Heavy: Back to kitchen >:C

[andrew688k]

wort wort wort!

[Stover36]

Oh wow! There is a 1600p version.

[snowninja7842]

That's how you play TF2.

All you need to do is GO GO GO

[Thechoosenhero]

Press 4... wait... MOO!!

[vomivox]

hold 3 , and that's how to laugh

[SnowTheGeneric]

Your options are as follows:

A.) Follow the advice and put yourself in danger to protect yourself and your team.

B.) Sit back and make a video like this so we can laugh for days

Thank you, Jimbomcb, We all love and support you.

[Nooby431]

keep pressing 9

[GameBat21]

Funny because it's true

[BymysideyoulldieXD]

Then Jimbo was brutally murdered by "Friendly Heavy"

[thunderBOOM23]

heavy:HO HO HO!

[PervTheHerb]

GO GO GO D:

[olicheese1]

Engineer: nope

[LeeroyScream]

@Jimbomcb What's yout fov?

[ssamoyt18]

friendly heavy is not so friendly

[WeegeeStorm]

*stays put* TROLLFACE

[NoLiesOnlyCake]

I'm just so unsure as to what they're trying to tell me...

[FacepunchChris]

Need a remix of the soldier going go go go

[thevideoman6]

pause at 0:15

[defcom50]

is this like combat training for tf2?

[lordgun21]

How did you do this?

[lsrwLuke]

@lordgun21 Go on Training and it gives you a map where bots guide you.

[Cloudstreamyay]

Wow random DPS's in a nutshell.

[SuperGeoboy22]

I like trains.

[Seascapers]

why bots arent on servers ^^^

[CrazyKosai]

@Seascapers they are sometimes :D

[kimen50]

After about 15 Go Go Go!

Heavy went: Go Go Go *Rage Face*

[magnusm1]

@kimen50 No shit, Sherlock.

[GuyInATopHat]

go! Go! GO! >:C

[Babooshka00]

@GuyInATopHat HOLY FUCK MATE, WE WATCHED THE SAME VIDEO, WHO KNEW?!

[PS3Fan487]

@GuyInATopHat 3:<

[Pivotas1]

gogogogo ass

[dizodo]

ALLRIGHT I WILL NOW SHUT UP111!1!!!!!

[blijoms]

he'll make more video's when his training is over:P

[Seltrestium]

They are not friendly. They are SPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! THEY WANT YOU TO GO FIRST SO THEY COULD PICK UP THE KILLS!!

[Jockergameplays]

Pro players.

[ApprenticeGamer64]

Move Out! Move Out! >:O

[ItsTheMarioman]

GO!

GO!

GOOO!

>:C

[RIPMoJiTo]

go go go >:C

[GraytheKnight]

GOOO! >:C

[CrazyAwesomeBJ]

GO ALREADY GOD DAMMIT!

[m4573rz3r0]

See, these TF2 Training Mode bots are, in fact, Screaming Angels. If you look away, they will move. However, if you simply stare at them, they will stand in place screaming "Go!" and "Charge!"

[flamegamereview]

@m4573rz3r0 dont you mean weeping angles?

[m4573rz3r0]

@flamegamereview No. I was referencing the Weeping Angels of Doctor Who fame, however, they were near silent. These are not. They are of a different variety. They are "Screaming" Angels. Because when you look at them, they stand still and tell YOU to move. If you leave them alone, they will do whatever it is that they will do.

[flamegamereview]

@m4573rz3r0 ah okay sorry i have not seen alot of Dr Who so i just knew about weeping angles from the few episodes i saw...but sreaming angles sound scary..

[flamegamereview]

@m4573rz3r0 Screaming*

[sounnikoura]

did you go or move

[MechanizeDragon]

add y u no go go go?

[148tzi]

I'd like to try this sometime :D

[Miketheterrble]

@DJRozwell and apprently just buying a game automaticly makes you the best at it. Im a f2per and could easly kick your ass.

[RoastBeef191]

@VampireKingDuz

>Say I'm not smart

>Proceed to flame me

HURR DURR HOW DOES I LOGIC?

Anyways, I don't give a bad name for a few, I give a bad name for a majority.

That was probably the only somewhat logical thing you have said in your paragraph.

[iDzROFLPIZZA]

Concerning the whole F2P thing going on, all I have to say is.... "how u get bow?"

[TrueSilverWolf]

Soldier pretending to be Inspector Gadget...

[zemc77]

Okay guys, once more! From the top! GOGOGO!

[MisterNinjin]

OLE OLE OLE

[jerenator95]

Actually turns out your teammates will NEVER capture the point unless you go stand on it. Until then, GOOOOOOH

[xCheeseWarzx]

press repeatedly 8

[piemanization]

GOOOOO

GOOOO

GOOOOOOOOOOOOH

>:(

[ErraticReviews]

@piemanization Why yes. The 2nd top rated comment says the same thing. Congrats.

[CodGeronimo]

@piemanization Cute, did you really have to copy THE EXACT THING as top rated comment?

[Juliansnake1000]

this is what happens when you put in the console:

Dividemindby_0

[TrueBloodTimeLord]

I had the entier team hide in a corner in the base on gold rush once....until they lost.

i lol'ed.

[GrounderTheRobot]

GO GO GO CHARGE GO GO GO! MOVE OUT! GO GO GO CHARGE MOVE! GOO! GOGOGO CHARGE! *video in a nutshell*

[SprinklezTheHunter]

Soldier is pretty intent on getting you to move out.

[ChefONator5000]

>_> Go -_> GO, O_O GO

[XKnightWarxa]

Bots dont have spam protection? I wish players could do that too.

[Lautaro3590]

go, GO, GO!

[theliveisnoshit]

heavy: GO GO GO... >:(

[CrazyAwesomeBJ]

GO ALREADY GOD DAMMIT

[MrMinecraftfanatic]

GO (>:l) GO (>:( ) GO (>:c) GO (>>:C)

[Ekkiejj]

suddenly the ''friendly'' heavy wasnt friendly anymore.

[ChrisNahrgang]

I was pissed when I decided to practice using Your Eternal Reward in training mode, and that happened to be when they accidentally made the AI immediately know where an uncloaked and undisguised Spy was. Even cloaked, they seemed to know you were there but just didn't shoot at you. Of course, you could decloak in front of one with a disguise on and they'd be clueless. Weird bugs when training mode first came out.

[staticmcawesome]

@ChrisNahrgang i know exactly what you mean. i tried to practice playing spy against some bots, and even though they all funneled into a hallway with no door at the end and wouldn't stop jumping, they somehow knew when i was there immediately and turned around to rape my face as soon as i got one stab off. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE

[FRAGNITION]

WHY AREN'T YOU MOVING OUT GOD DAMN IT!?

[supersmashermeta]

GO! GO! GO! D:<

[ZnaylPyro]

Go

GO

GOOOH!

D:<

[imdabossou2]

type in console mp_friendlyfire 1 and then you can kill them and you get kills for teamkills lolzz

[InkOgnacious]

Not such a friendly heavy after all :-(

[sounnikoura]

Did you go or charge?

[MarxSoul07]

heavy looked angry

[Jontehmannen]

Training mode?

I bought this game.

[TheSqueezedLemon]

GO GO GO >:(

[MSDOS128]

Go Go Go! Charge! Move Out! Move Out!

[MrBrassBalls]

Heavy was hired to kill tiny baby men, not babysit STUPID FUCKING KIDS STRAIGHT OUT OF COLLEGE TOO FUCKING GREEN TO KNOW THAT THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO LEAD THE CHARGE BECAUSE IF NOT THEN HEAVY WOULD LEAD THE CHARGE AND KILL ALL THE TINY BABY MEN HIMSELF WHILE THE BRAT JUST STANDS THERE CULTIVATING THOUGHTS THAT MAYBE HE DOESN'T HAVE TO DO ANY WORK HIMSELF BECAUSE HE CAN JUST LET HIS TEAMMATES DO ALL THE KILLING SO HE CAN STAND AT THE CONTROL POINT AND TAUNT DURING HUMILIATION.

He will have none of it

[laugh0at0you]

go Go GO >:(

[eldest91]

@laugh0at0you >.> sorry but your not the go guy.

[rightarmer]

I believe that they MAY wish for you to procede forward.

[Abacuzx1]

=o  go go go >=(

[soxharley]

AKA valve servers

[sgtjawa]

I think they want me to do something.

[thy422]

Why didn't you go?

[Espiofanboy]

"What should I do?"

GO

[XlunareonX]

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOVE

[longmage4]

its in original quality, its 4times better than full hd

[rpgsolider]

soldier's GOGOGO :O

[NickPookie93]

@Derpomancer LOL.

[925732]

i only play with the bots offline,does anyone know why it's still laggy ?

[david7019]

i think they want you to cap the point XD

[ElmntNinja]

Listen to the Heavy. Solider is just annoying you, Heavy is deadly serious.

[maddielue28]

GO GO GO CHARGE GO GO GO CHARGE CHARGE MOVE OUT GO GO GO MOVE OUT MOVE OUT

[RingoStarr65]

Gogogo, charge! Move out! Move out! somebody remix this please

[aracdboy1]

TF2 from Cartoon Network TV

[vezorro]

GO GO GOO : (|

[utmostburrito]

they told us they improved the spy AI

[utmostburrito]

@QuadfishTym that's what i was talking about

[QuadfishTym]

@utmostburrito Wow, I just accidentally made the same joke as you with even realising what it was. There you go.

[gisibah]

@utmostburrito yeah they lied. the spy cloaks at the wrong times, charges uncloaked into the enemy base, saps whenever possible, runs right into enemy fire and generally is too obvious

[utmostburrito]

@gisibah i'm facepalming so freaking hard right now

[gisibah]

@utmostburrito was i being funny or did i misunderstand something?

[whonow09]

@Poiple5 Minus the Class Starter Packs they buy.

[Manacute1099]

@Poiple5 TF2 training mode > server of f2ps

why

they don't say anything

[BL4D3RUNN3R0M3N]

@Poiple5 Yeah... They should go there to learn to play, whats the big deal?

[EdenBlade17]

@Poiple5 Interestingly enough I'm F2P and usually own people who bought the game. Thus, everyone assumes that I've been playing for years as opposed to about one week. Fun stuff, eh?

[DJRozwell]

@EdenBlade17 I love all these "actually I'm f2p but i'm really good!" comments. They suck at TF2 AND lying!

[EdenBlade17]

@DJRozwell Yup, definitely, I would lie about being good at a video game on some random video, and you would definitely know that I'm not telling the truth because you've totally played with me before. Get out, scrub.

[DJRozwell]

@EdenBlade17 AND they suck at Youtube! Protip: Don't get mad and defend yourself. It just means you're an even wose player.

[EdenBlade17]

@DJRozwell Sorry, what? I was just pointing out that you're retarded and have nothing to "defend" myself against. Oh, I get it, you think you're a big bad "pro" aka wannabe troll. That's adorable. Protip: People might actually get mad at you if you make the slightest bit of sense. Going full-retard is just not the way to go.

[DJRozwell]

@EdenBlade17 Holy shit kid, I have never seen anyone so mad at a youtube comment. If you rage this hard OUT of the game, how long does it take you while you're actually PLAYING? You know, when you're not getting Scout bat'd to death.

[EdenBlade17]

@DJRozwell Look, I'm sorry, I feel really bad for mocking you for being retarded. It's not your fault. Now go get some therapy. PS: The more you reply, the more I win. I don't think you get how this works.

[DJRozwell]

@EdenBlade17 I don't think you get how the internet works. The more you say dumb schoolyard shit like "go get some therapy" because some big mean Youtube commenter trolled you and hurt your feelings and ruined the rest of your day and made you yell at your cat and your mom and now you have to go to bed without dessert, the more everyone else makes fun of you. You don't win anything. Nothing was won by you or me, although I did chuckle a bit. But that's all.

[deividas56]

@DJRozwell You don't have to be f2p to suck,premium players completely sucked when they started too,and if you whine about f2p you suck too because you are mad at getting owned by f2p players.

[DJRozwell]

@deividas56 Lol, "premium"? As in, "people who played the game back when it cost money"?

And I neither whine about TF2, nor do I ever get owned by f2p players. I don't even think blind deaf guys get owned by f2p players.

[deividas56]

@DJRozwell No,im talking about the people that buy something from mann co and get premium.

So apparently buying something from mann co store makes you automatically skilled.

[DJRozwell]

@deividas56 Dude, the "premium" thing just bumps you up to exactly the same level of content that having already bought the game gives you. In other words, we don't have "premium accounts", you just have shitty ones because you can't spend a couple bucks on an ingame item. Get a job, and then shut up and learn to play, instead of going on Youtube and inventing some sad power fantasy where you're a leet pr0 at TF2. Because you're not, and won't ever be until you get better.

[deividas56]

@DJRozwell When did i say that I am f2p?

I bought a 0.99 item from the mann co store,so i automatically got epic skills because i bought it.

[DJRozwell]

@deividas56 Lol, I don't care if you paid 99 dollars for it. Once a f2per, always an f2per.

[deividas56]

@DJRozwell F2P account = no trading

non-f2p = trading

choke on a dick nigger

also you are a complete retard i said 99 cents.

[DJRozwell]

@deividas56 See, here's how I can tell you're one of those little kids who discovered 4chan and never actually socializes with real people:

1) you say dumb shit like "choke on a dick nigger" because you think it's shocking or offensive or something

2) I was saying "I don't care if you spend 99 cents or 99 dollars, you still suck", but you have so much fucking Aspergers in you that you can't understand how figures of speech work. Please, kid, you're embarassing yourself.

[deividas56]

@DJRozwell Ironic how youcall me a 4chan kid when you are the one saying "SPERG LORD YOU HAVE SPERGERS OL' LIL' SPERGIN' BOY IM A REDNECK YOU DAMN SPERGLORD"

[DJRozwell]

@deividas56 ....What? English please?

[01Lagger]

@deividas56 you also forgot no crafting hats, so theres no points in f2p players playing tf2 because tf2 is all about the hats, HATS, HATS!

[DJRozwell]

@Moonchipz Ah, but buying something DOES mean you're good at the game, because it's usually a sign that you're old enough to have a credit card, and thus money to pay off said credit card, and thus a job to earn said money, meaning you're probably mature to enough to actually listen to someone's advice when they tell you not to build a sentry right next to 4 other sentries, or try to stab an Ubercharged Heavy in the face with the Spy's knife while you're holding the intel.

[00hydraburst]

@DJRozwell @EdenBlade17 @Moonchipz @deividas56

Seriously if your going argue do it somewhere else. This is a HEAVY video, not a Free 2 play video.

[thewolffox]

@DJRozwell Just because you bought it doesn't mean you have to be butthurt about it.

[Moonchipz]

@DJRozwell Your logic is fucking retarded.

[Augmata]

@DJRozwell ...if it weren't for a thing called parents. Whatever kid wanted this game already had it once it went f2p, I can assure you.

[tapion97]

@DJRozwell You have a credit card, you are credit to team?

[RoastBeef191]

@Moonchipz

All f2pers don't know how to play.

As soon as TF2 went F2P, TF2 was full of

"Anyone have any spare weapons I could have?"

>3-4 spies/snipers on a team

"How do I use the sentry?"

[Moonchipz]

@RoastBeef191 You know, because, EVERY F2Per is like that RIGHT?

Not even that many F2Pers are like that, stop being prejudice and grow the fuck up.

[RoastBeef191]

@Moonchipz If you were smart, you'd realize that I know well enough that not EVERY F2P Tf2 player acts like this. However, the majority of them do, therefore the rest of you get the bad name along with it. I also do not believe that buying something makes you good at the game. But what makes a game get a large surge of people who don't know how to play, is it going free, because most kids 13- do not have access to money/a card/the game itself. The F2P service makes all of them unneeded.