WKUK - Lottery

[fixeddodgeball]

@yuhgio6123 noone is not a word either, dumb cunt

[BlameAuntJemima]

Since I got a lot of money for Christmas this year well..... I have plans to invest.

[sakurachick123]

hmmm must not have gotten enough lottery tickets :/

[TheRailFanBoy780]

LOL this is so funny :)

[rainstormseattle]

I like how his name changes from Dave to Sam. :-P

[ItsLeanneHunny]

OMG Grapist commercial! 0:08

[mrxai658]

they must have INVESTED WRONGLY 

[iMunk5]

lol 69...

[blackserenade24]

that's totally something my step mom would do

[Lakiman52]

@thedebo777 I like how u try to convert people, im religious to, but part of that is converting people in...well...a nice way, try saying that in lowercase, but good try, jus try another video maybe u will have better luck

[heyheyitsconnor]

@thedebo777 No one goes to Heaven and No one goes to Hell. You know where people go when they die? A FUCKING GRAVE. THEY DIE AND GO IN A COFFIN WHICH IS IN THE GROUND. And just because you shove your beliefs down others throats doesn't make you a good person, it makes you an annoying impedence in another person's life.

[albinomonkey27]

how funny that people argue over religion for a wkuk video

[rainstormseattle]

damn...it seems like there's a religious debate in every YouTube comments page, and it always devolves into ad hominems. Always! Come on, everyone has different opinions on such a core issue, if someone is going to change their mind, they will do so on their own accord likely.

[Coolguyus123]

why dose timmy always play as the girl in a skit that involves women

[melikeFoW]

@thedebo777 if you mean what your saying and are cristian, wow, theres a qoute by a saint it goes, If you are a true believer preach the gospel, use words only when neccasary. That means show you have faith not shout it out and make people convert show it and they will act like you.

[BigJohnny425]

@thedebo777 you're really not endearing nonbelievers to christianity with that statement you know.

[TheBlackRaveSF]

@thedebo777 really? you say that on a youtube video that has NOTHING to do with religion in any way? are you trying to make people convert religion? you aren't being very convincing by yelling in caps and saying we are gona burn in hell. you look like a dumbass.

[thedebo777]

@TheBlackRaveSF i said the video was good also u dumbfuck

[TheBlackRaveSF]

@thedebo777 yeah after your paragraph of full caps rage on how everybody should be christian. why would you post that.... its not even relevant.

[matt37075]

@thedebo777 doesnt sound like something a christian would call someone ladies and gentlemen we have ourselves a troll nobody respond to anything he says starting.....now

[zakooldude]

@thedebo777 You're a retard.

[effinspoiler]

@thedebo777 Wow...Only god will judge us



[DeltaTuts]

@thedebo777 I'm a christian too, but I don't understand why you think posting what you said will convince people to be Christian. I mean, look at the argument you caused. It didn't help.

[thedebo777]

@DeltaTuts i didn't mean to cause a religious fight i just saw other comments saying there is no god and i was count-acting upon that, also im not trying to convert anyone, like i said, believe wat you want, but u never know wats true

[Slipknotter8]

@thedebo777 LOL, please take your shit outta here. People are here for some fun, you know? And you come with your religious shit that have killed many people in the past. Get a life or die.

[Biomaster27]

@thedebo777 i auplaud your trolling guys i think this guys a troll go ahaed and grape him in the mouth

[yugioh6123]

@thedebo777 You think your god would teach you to spell. It is in hell not un hell. Preach to someone else noone here cares.

[eyepatch75]

thumbs up if you hear the grapist guy's soda commercial on the tv

[rainstormseattle]

Sixty-nine!

[rainstormseattle]

ah, who will win this epic god vs. no god argument this time? C'mon guys we can talk about something else. Like this skit we're looking at above, for example.

[chargiee]

Fuck u god is awesome

[evilmichael666]

Fizzy pops grape blast!

[BeastMoDz55]

@FuckYoGod

Fuck you you piece of shit don't talk snit about god you asshole suck my dick

[larry52333]

@BeastMoDz55 Haha for someone who claims to be a man of god, you have absolutely ridiculous language that you should clean up before even attempting to act righteous. People like you are the ones who are giving religion a terrible name.

[OrangeSaint420]

@BeastMoDz55

you might as well have said "dont talk shit about the tooth fairy" cuz theres obviously no god

[Vladimirsplee]

A cameo of "The Grapist"

[xxxBigProozyxxx]

Haha, the grapist commercial

[SexyPanda939]

hi

[JohnMorissonX]

@way2good4u100

Use proper grammar dumbfuck

[petergriffin001]

@JohnMorissonX If you want to talk about using proper grammar, than your sentence should have been written as, "Use proper grammar, dumb fuck."

[FuckYoGod]

@JohnMorissonX If you are going to tell someone to "Use proper grammar", then you should do so with a complete sentence and use commas appropriately, dumbfuck.

[jewelsackbandaid]

he went from 35 million to 1million to taking out the trash

[sd3f4gh5jk67]

You're an idiot you know

fuck you

take out the trash

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUT OF THE KITCHEN

[JLConawayII]

Yeah, that's about right.

[RPGMasterShadow]

What a dumbass lol

[nazgand]

@T64181700 actually, it depends on how smartly you spend. you only need $195,249,054 to win the Powerball - you just need to make sure that you get one of each possibility, not random numbers. Obviously, you risk splitting the jackpot, and you need to make sure that the jackpot is over break-even because not all the money you spend gets into the jackpot. but spending money on the lottery without buying one of each possible ticket isn't a good idea.

[crazy000killer12]

@crazycowkid really? Wow I never new that. That's pretty cool

[crazycowkid]

U have a higher chance of being struck by lightning than winning the lottery.

[CrazyLittleGuy7]

*Buy now and get a free grape whistle!*

[jchingy69]

hi i'd like 35 million lottery tickets please

[T64181700]

do people not know the odds in winning? its about .00000001%

[way2good4u100]

@T64181700 that means if i buy 10,000,000,000 lotto tickets i would hav 100% chance of winning

[T64181700]

@way2good4u100 nope, it means each ticket you play there's a .00000001% of winning. Doesn't necessarily mean you would win cause it's chance. i hope you know what that means.

[way2good4u100]

@T64181700 u take the fun out of funny so now its just ny=new york

[Pager1991]

@way2good4u100 No, percentages don't work that way. If you have two different cards, a red card and a blue card, and you put them into a hat, you have 50% chance of getting either one. If you first pick a red one, but then put it back into the hat (since they keep printing tickets) you're still going to have a 50% chance next time you pick a card.

[way2good4u100]

@Pager1991 smart ass. get graped in the mouth! the i will kill u like i killed abe lincoln.

[LAMFi1ms]

"New fizzy pops grape blast! Buy some today and get a free grape whistle."

[ambskater97]

0:12 "A grape whistle? Really?" lol

[Fluffymiyster]

See, this is why I, as a logical thinking person, would love to win the lottery, xD! It really does seem like most dumbasses win it, lol!

[fakericky]

how did he buy 35million and just win 1million? i swear all the money he puts in goes to the lottery thingy. shouldn't he have won his own money back? xD

[nalemanni]

@fakericky haha, yeah good point, i agree. the only way he wouldn't win it all back is if, by some miracle, someone else managed to get the winning numbers besides him

[fakericky]

@nalemanni lmao that would be pretty unfair how the other guy won the 34m xD

[fakericky]

he lost 34 million then he lost 1 million? xD

[Somethingproductable]

lol @ 69

[itouch197]

How do you get 35million dollars and not even save 1million dollars? Your wife is right

[greenday9090]

0:40 Thirty five men and minor incidents of violence

[TheFunShip]

:12 grape whistle

[brokenglass126]

Watch with transcribed audio

"what are you going to do with all that money?"

"violence in iraq"

[coolbleachfan1]

I actually thought a commercial was playing at first because of the music. O.o

[Gaaminator]

lmfao "id like to buy 35 million lottery tickets please!"

[pitcher1236]

aha :40 it says on translation audio it says ill have 35 men and minor incedents of violence

[jamesmelt]

hah they said 69.

[tomatoesofdoom]

They did the skit.

[chickensarecoolest]

just buy 1 each time

[101airsoftluver]

LOL at 0:47 on translated audio it says violence in Iraq

[71woodcutting]

i'd like 35 million lottery tickets please!

[Acemaster53]

She called him Dave but the check is made out to Sam Brown (his real name). lol

[HeartbyKings]

that is something i would do

[LordScrambles]

We fucking get it! yes everyone heard the grapist commercial. We dont need 100 comments reminding us.

[Werdna3791]

the pick 7 only has 3 numbers?

[Ammit5]

Still better than Enron!

[oMyMike]

lmao the comerial was the grapist!!!

[bladeofajuggalo]

the whole fail trend was retarded to begin with its fucking annoying

[asianpride1226]

Transcribing the audio makes it even more funny! LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!

[houndofblood182]

did u hear the grapeist commerical in the beginning

[womer219]

The guy with the picke jar got graped as a child

[Radjhitoocool]

i wanna grape whistle

[rongdisk23]

hahaha

[TheLunaFace]

0:10 is it playing the grapist commercial omfg if it is lmao

[NickTerra1]

Did anyone notice that it was the Pick 7, but he only listed three numbers? XD

[Zozoas]

omg. I almost choked on the soup i was eating when I heard the grap commercial @ :15.

[mrMilway]

@grandslam that's just his white undershirt that he was wearing before, I think.

[willyhassertt]

grapist is playing111

[rocdiomondgansta]

dude fucking awsome lol

[blinkfan4ever]

The GRAPIST! XD

[GramSlam24]

You can see through is white shirt that he has a bra on. :o

[keir193]

@GramSlam24 no. you can't.

[kaptinkrunch47]

lol 69! 32million lottery tickets please.

[NickTerra1]

0:49

[gingerkid11111]

"And get a free grape whistle!"

I love the grapist.

[jileel]

dumb

[bonboog]

That's fucking hilarious!

[ToothDecay7758]

I wanna grape him in the mouth

[IRHasDiabetes911]

you know your a redneck when all you do is watch nascar

[parodyprinces3]

i plan to invest.

[mmmkkll]

id like 32 million lottery tickets XD

[tunnymonroe]

that was a WHOREible idea for him to do that

[stamway]

haha I can see you are a real fan !!

[tunnymonroe]

haha, actually i just got into the show a few months ago, but on youtube and other sites ive seen most of their sketches

[KyleAF]

lol 35 million to 1 million to nothing hahahaha

[GiftedPhilosophy]

LMAOOOOO

[ChaplainDMK]

owned :D

[jorel658]

invest on lottery tickets -_-? IDK what to say about that part

[narutoFanxxxx]

lol

"your a idiot you know that?"

"fuck you"

[MikeHummyButthole]

"Take out the trash!"

[NickIsOriginal]

If you buy more lotto tickets, I'll grape you

[SirSnipez]

@NickIsOriginal i sex u

[guillox14]

lololol grape wistle, so they really did the commercial xD

[MrScorn]

Rofl the grapist is at the start

[fishbowl4202]

I actually once thought that would be a good idea, kuz really how could you possibly lose. I mean wait a little while for the lottery to build up again, higher than what you won before, but still i mean $35 mil in lottery tickets you could win easy

[haeby1]

most multimillion $ lotteries have odds much worse than 100million to 1.

Even with 35mil tickets you'd still prolly lose, and even if u won, after taxes you'd prolly have less money than u spent on tickets.

anyway, free grape whistle :D

[HAMMlicius]

woo, grapist commercial in begining

[VoLLeyWoLf19]

FREE GRAPE WHISTLE!! ;D

[ShadoWGlideR1]

lmao whata dumbass

[Ringlord3434]

notice how timmy always plays the chick...

[pinklink98]

because he's so fucking good at it!

[lovemycrissangel]

ha ha yeah i noticed that the commercial playing for fizzipop is from one of their best videos "grapist" XD

[NIckoSimpson200]

You guys are idiots. I was talking about this one loser who said epic fail. And some faggot said he ended that trend. I said he didn't he just maid himself look like a fagg and a tool. You fukin morons!!!!!

[thelastglance]

That is hilarious. All of you crazies need to CALM DOWN!

[BobDolesButtCheeks]

LOL FIZZY POP GRAPISTS

[xUknownSoldierx]

haha, i just watched the grapist also! i watched it twice. it was funny haha and i love this one. "like 35million lottery tickets please"

[atruprince17]

omg the grapist on tv

[HelloCaliHalo]

Haha Fizzy Pop! I just got done watching that skit before this one!

[theblasto]

Yay for the stupid tax!

[bumskatebad]

i think you just killed the whole "fail" trend

[NIckoSimpson200]

No he didn't that trend is still on and on strong. Just because some loser said it donsn't mean he killed it or ended it or made it any lamer!!!!!!!!!!!

[PieceofMindmusic]

@bumskatebad good cause that one was getting annoying. trends suck anyhow.

[TriforceJungle]

Fizzy pop is mentioned in theTV :3

[Umenyiora922]

I'm gonna grape you in the mouth!

[jomomma4ever]

I love you o.o

[PiratePontiusPilate]

That's true too. That's what makes it sad. I know a bunch of white trash folk like that who play scratch tickets. Whenever they win like 20 bucks, instead of buying something worthwhile and saving it, they buy a 20 dollar ticket and lose all their money. It's crazy.

[ParalyzeX]

So only white trash plays scratch tickets? Or thee ones who spend the money they win on something stupid makes them white trash?

[PiratePontiusPilate]

I'm not saying only white trash plays scratch tickets, I'm just saying that most of the people I know who play the scratch tickets religiously are white trash. The fact they use the money they ( occasionally ) win to buy more scratch tickets only adds to their stupidity.

[SMILEYFACE11230]

w/e

[Slaughter13of45night]

lawl

[BHAPPY1990]

That is depressing.

lol

[Zzyxzaa]

Probably my favorite sketch of the season. Hilarious.

[eggheadnin]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh GRAPIST COMMERCIAL!!!! :D