How To Seduce Asian Women (part 1)

[carcrazylt1]

Speak her languange

okay

ching chong chink

Wheres my asian pussy?

[Asiats1]

How To Seduce Asian Women: Be White.

How to seduce White Women: Have a BBC (big black cock)

Peace out. 

[iclark2400]

@Asiats1 lol dude that is so true...asian women love the white boys, and white women love the black cock...lmao

[knightmarel]

you're asian?

[jeemaurice]

alright, that was funny

[totzskie]

lol

[Dharmajacks]

ha! Oh, man.......classic stuff....keep up the writing.

[darris321]

this is just brilliant :D

[djgrooveline]

i want to make vanae my little lumpia girl

[jackson123123123]

she's so ugly omg

[lazyhorse22]

@jackson123123123

Seem like you have issue of your own. I bet you are ugly. Anything better to say then insulting people.

[Charxilyn]

LOL.

[rockandstroll]

Lol, this actually to me when I took a Chinese girl to the aquarium on a date, I tried to learning the names of some sea creatures the day before, anyway the opportunity arose when I seen an octopus swim buy the glass, I tried to say "I see an eight tentacled octopus" I actually ended up saying "I am an eight testicle octopus" .

At least it got a laugh and broke the ice.

[dwkc102281]

Oy vay

[IknowWhatImherefor]

How to seduce Asian Women:

1. Be a white guy

[ancientblackeagle]

Weird she's laugh isn't it a good thing =P

[Sungkawa]

Haha

[BakedUp]

A POUND of penis?

Man....thats gonna be quite a mess.

[Andoeriz]

I don't think the lobster bib helps either, but what do I know? I'm a fucking asshole.

[WickedMo13]

So to get asian women I should order a pound of penis?

[BakedUp]

@WickedMo13 hahahah~ hilarious!

[Criticismguy2009]

haha nice XD lol be white hell no theres other ways too only asian girls i can get are mostly filipina thai,vietemese,samoan,cambodia­n,and last but not least malysian =) fuck yea lol sexy hot other chinas there too!

[328spooky]

Be white lol

[Autofanatic28]

LMAO!!

[lovelygolucky]

Can you do one for asian men please?

[WhatIsItToBurn]

I have a Masters in Math, I have to fight off the Asians =P

[andrey87ish]

That guy probably loved penis

[TheNotoriousHood]

I was seriously thinking about learning Mandarin. That u Vanae for convincing me not to. Don't wanna make an embarrassing mistake like that. Thanks gurl.

[esurfer26]

Wow! This is weight. Does all the men needs to do this?

[carefulcarpenter]

My Asian neighbor wanted my Swede wife so bad, but ended up marrying a blonde German. He thought my wife would eventually leave me because as a carpenter my income was low and my number of hours of work was high.

He is now divorced and I am still married. My other neighbor, a white male Stanford grad with two degrees, has had three Asian wives and three divorces. I am still married. My channel doesn't get much interest though-- people are less interested in success that titillation.

[samikalastaja]

Rule 1 - don't try to impress - Be impressive.

[levingthedream]

My undivided attention. You have it.

[evild1515]

ha thats awesome!

[longsolid9]

Vanae is a Viet? Vietnaaaaaaaam.

My favorite country.

[squrilleyboy]

That was hilarious!

[BTMS09]

it made her laugh though lol

[capucchan8]

don't non-asians sound ridiculous trying to speak asian languages (when they are not fluent)?

[ShaoPei]

@capucchan8 I like how you said when they are NOT fluent!

[capucchan8]

@ShaoPei haha 

[bizelivin]

I tried hanging out at a local asian market but the owner was on to me pretty quick. :-/

[Nimzowitz]

Nice! How about Vietnamese girls? Is it the same? I once screwed up a relationship with a Vietnamese chick, and I don't even have any Vietnamese male friends to ask advice from.

[robertplant634]

i clicked on this because i wanted some actual tips on how to get me some asian pussy... what the??

[rocklee302]

@robertplant634 Seriously

[juniwilliams]

whats wrong with powdered penis?

[difbufs]

@juniwilliams Ahh shit... I thought she said a pound of peanuts. lol.

[vanae12]

@juniwilliams it's a pound of penis

[history797]

wooooow nice video with asian girl i love it and my friend i like it

[CaptainSrzBznz]

hahaha wow, i actually understood a good part of what he said :) didn't know you were also viet vanae!

[vanae12]

@CaptainSrzBznz i'm 100% viet ;)

[JoshuasRevenge]

lol... so rule 1 don't be fake.. :D

[nintendo007]

I don't feel like picking up asian women, I rather kill myself. Simply because I have a desire to die

[Nimzowitz]

@nintendo007 Are you ok?

[rocklee302]

@Nimzowitz Watch out he might be a troll in disguise

[rocklee302]

@nintendo007 :(

[yomanPDC]

Funny, yeah. :p