some how i can picture fire marshall bill on the titanic saying "LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHING!!! suppose your driving along, dancing to the waves. you decide to do the tango. you get crazy, decide to play a game of chicken with an iceberg. you get brave and crash into it like so"
"Let's just say you're getting ready to freeze some veggies...and you mistake your hand for a stalk of celery!" That's gotta be one of his best and most realistic scenarios.
"Lets say you are sleepwalking one night, and you dream Darth Vader just told you he is your father. Naturally you are completely suicidal and you program the computer to start the final countdown, like so!" haha xD
"so that's how the get over the border. Come out and show me your green card!" lol - my favorite fire marshall Bill, you just have to love Jim Carrey
I love all the little references in this one, like how for some reason the International Space Station looks like the Starship Enterprise, Bill falling victim to a chestburster and just getting up casually afterwords, and calling the computer Hal
lmao mann 1:40-3:00 is the best part for me hahhahaha "so thats how they get over the border" "hey you get out here and show me your green card" lmao hahaha and for those who might think im racist im mexican soo i aint hahahahahahaahha
Everytime he appears somewhere, there will be trouble involving flames and explosions! XD Beware! Highly dangerous and suicidal fire marshall, and his name is Bill! XP
asian mustache guy looks like hyryuki sakai from iron chef.
RyanFresh 3 weeks ago
Fire marshal bill is a racist zombie
w00zyhead 1 month ago
lol its funny that bill goes everywhere.
Starioshka 1 month ago
They can put a man on the moon but they can't protect us from ourselves. LoL!! i love Jim Carrey
blowthingsup98 2 months ago
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LET ME TELL YOU SUMTIN!!!
JuiceCan3 3 months ago
don't touch him he's got my eyes!!! ^ ^
angusyjr 4 months ago
@angusyjr lmfaooo! so funny.
Wtnd911 4 months ago in playlist Wtnd911's favorites
THE ICEMAN COMETH!
Sephiroth6608 4 months ago
Lalalalalalalalala Mother of Gooooodddd! LMAO!
KonkuroPuppetMaster 5 months ago
remain calm. he is a fire marshall:)
RainasRoom 5 months ago
0:40-0:49 LMAO
TFMoviesChannel 5 months ago
Hahaha,Jigsaw is the self-destruct AI.
TheWarbirdPhoenix 5 months ago
Its always the black guy whose first.racist!
GR33NDAYFAN13 5 months ago
Tha'ts not a Space Station! That's the Hubble Telescope!
XtraPimp 5 months ago
la la la la mother of godddddd
fortinjose 6 months ago
Come on out and show me your green card!
MegaUMBRELLAMAN 6 months ago
hello
danyrats 6 months ago in playlist danyrats's Favorited Videos
That one guy disliking the video. He has to be that one guy what a dick
123zxcvbnmlp 6 months ago
fucking disliker !
MJTheKing95 6 months ago
This seems to be a spoof of the Alien Sequel.
DanNZ4 7 months ago
2:13 lol funniest moment!
picklelover360 7 months ago
3: LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN'!
Bubbajjsammer5 7 months ago
how does he keep gettin more hands?!?!?!
XxHoCkEyGoAliExX 7 months ago
@XxHoCkEyGoAliExX Easy, the people who are like the fire marshall lose their heads and their bodies so they have extra parts.
DemonKing001100 7 months ago
"..and you've programmed the computer to start the final countdown, like so.." (reaches with missing hand) "oops.."
djmocha7 8 months ago
(remain calm he's a fire marshall)
Bill: Thanks Hal
instinct522 8 months ago
lalalalalalamother of godddd, haha XD
xCezium137x 8 months ago
damn illegal aliens sneakin in through our jizz jars
Qrimsinn 8 months ago
Stupid
legoconstructer 9 months ago
lol year 2005.
JPman299 9 months ago
bastards had the cure for cancer and jim carey ate it...dickhead!
JimmySticks90 9 months ago
Year 2005. Oh wow.
ChadsAcc 9 months ago
They can put a man on the moon but we can't find a cure for cancer
intensedollfashionG 9 months ago
Funny, the guy in the red shirt survives.
Lightning4119 9 months ago
lol they actually thought they would find a cure for cancer in 2005
Theultimatespartan90 10 months ago
@Theultimatespartan90 ikr? lol its really funny what they believed would happen back in the seventies and eighties
Sp4rtanll7 9 months ago
The countdown sounds like jigsaw
Brohansifat 10 months ago
2:42 dont touch him hes got my eyes!
357BullPup 10 months ago
2:13 jizz in a jar! XD
joshi12311 10 months ago 13
@joshi12311 jarate
Auron10124 6 months ago
some how i can picture fire marshall bill on the titanic saying "LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHING!!! suppose your driving along, dancing to the waves. you decide to do the tango. you get crazy, decide to play a game of chicken with an iceberg. you get brave and crash into it like so"
Minotaur17 10 months ago 2
hahaha its 2011 and we still dont have cure for cancer!! hahaha!
trevaphifer 10 months ago
@trevaphifer Hell, it's 2011 and we don't have a space station that's that roomy.
Lightning4119 10 months ago
... And you mistake your hand for celery. lalalalala... Mother of Goood!
jimcarrey333 11 months ago
Please remain calm.... he is a fire marshall...
Bill: "Thank you, HAL!"
lol
BlazieTiger 11 months ago
@HiVultage01 haha. Glad you took the time to single out that old comment and correct me.
esjakeis86 11 months ago
If fire marshall bill actually existed, He would be welcome on my parties anytime...
a002356 11 months ago
He look just like hes father!
E07WORLD 11 months ago
Is it just me, or did that alien wear a sombrero?
ManiacMoomin 11 months ago
@ManiacMoomin I believe it's a tiny fireman's hat. A sombrero might have been carrying the illegal alien joke a little too far :)
waverunner713 9 months ago
anybody know what episode this is?
Kaprah91 11 months ago
he owase smils :)
SuperStarWars13 11 months ago
are yeh jokin'?
mabinogi07 11 months ago
"Don't touch him! He's got my eyes!!!" XD
AthenaGoddessWisdom 1 year ago
@madmonkeydude1 agreedbut its funny how in the 60s they thouught we would have flying cars by 2000
MrBlakeXD 1 year ago
LED ME SHO U ZOMETHIN
richter75 1 year ago
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LestatandBerial 1 year ago
That's what they said about the Titanic before I showed em. Unsinkable my good eye!! Hahahahahaha. Too funny.
esjakeis86 1 year ago
I've had more termites living off me than Eddie Murphy. Hahahaha.
esjakeis86 1 year ago
@esjakeis86
He said parasites, not termites.
HiVultage01 11 months ago
La La La La La La La La Mother of GOOOOOOODDD
Patricalypse 1 year ago
Out of all I have seen so far bill has caused 911 and destroyed the Titanic.
DeltaTeamLeader38 1 year ago
I love it how he's completely insane which makes him fearless.
sitonmyfacedarling 1 year ago
WAIT A SECOND??? They Think That 6 years ago we would be like star treck???
WHEN WAS THIS MADE????
MrBlakeXD 1 year ago
@MrBlakeXD This show was from the early 90's.
TreyBo 1 year ago
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@MrBlakeXD This show was from the early 90's. lol
TreyBo 1 year ago
@MrBlakeXD This was made around 1993 or 94, back when TV was funny and there was no Jersey Shore
Surfer041 1 year ago 15
@Surfer041 i wish i was born in those times..
a1rzf0rc3 2 months ago
Hey! think ya can let me in? airs startin to get a little thin out here!!
tarheelhardyfan 1 year ago
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"Let me show you sometin'"
savedbyfaith100 1 year ago
"That's what they said when I inspected the Titanic, but I showed 'em! 'Unsinkable' my GOOD EYE!"
XD Does he ALWAYS destroy/lose his left hand?
"I beg to differ, Buck Rodgers."
"We've lost Doctor Jones!"
"But we've learned a valuable lesson."
NaiTaiDai 1 year ago
@NaiTaiDai wouldn't be funny if the did one with the Titanic?!
savedbyfaith100 1 year ago
What if Fire Marshall Bill met Coach Kreeton?
goonies3000 1 year ago
Asian: that jar contains aliens Bill: so that's how their getting over the border
BosnianAdel 1 year ago
"Let's just say you're getting ready to freeze some veggies...and you mistake your hand for a stalk of celery!" That's gotta be one of his best and most realistic scenarios.
Guigley 1 year ago
Id rather have my face on uranus
ninjafish191 1 year ago
"I've had more parasites living off me than Eddie Murphy!"
HiVultage01 1 year ago
HOW DOES HE KEEP REGENERATING HIS ARM??
Thattheking123 1 year ago
"Dont touch him!!, 'Hes got my eyes :D!!"
S0ulR3aper101 1 year ago
everyone remain calm he is a firemarshal!
myst8826 1 year ago
Fucking hell this guy is insane
Gendoshands 1 year ago
@hotme123able what do you mean??
SKATEMASTERS3 1 year ago
LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHING! xD
8911145533 1 year ago
Guy: DON'T DRINK THAT! THERE'S ALIENS IN THAT JAR!
Bill: So that's how they're gettin over the boarder!
BudokaiTH 1 year ago 45
@BudokaiTH HEY YOU COME ON OUT & SHOW ME YOUR GREEN CARD!
Maglevspiritualgeek 10 months ago
@BudokaiTH LOL
pablo6417 7 months ago
bill is creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy! funny but creepy and just won't die lol
DaCynic 1 year ago
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA OH MOTHER OF GOOOOOOOOOOD!
Ultramarmac 1 year ago
WE'VE LOST MR. JONES!!!! ...but we've learned a valuable lesson...BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY! XD
aeroryan1 1 year ago
i just posted a comment on this video. take THAT internet society!
mamanettie 1 year ago
What's scary... is that glass is REALLY thick, and he broke it by just going into a high key <.< The guy's a MENACE!
NJelBoi 1 year ago
2005...
according to this, were way off XD
lololrofl50 1 year ago
lol year 2005
ElWeyChingon 1 year ago
Lets just say... :D
OneUmmahFisebilillah 1 year ago
Why would anyone let this man be pilot?
Antichrist2000 1 year ago
@Antichrist2000 Nothing left to lose? <.<
NJelBoi 1 year ago
So that's how they're gettin over the boarder XD
Sweetlove722 1 year ago
ALIENS!!!!!! Nooooooo! XD
shadowvivian10 1 year ago
the countdown sounds like jigsaw lol
CryWolf915 1 year ago
"Lets say you are sleepwalking one night, and you dream Darth Vader just told you he is your father. Naturally you are completely suicidal and you program the computer to start the final countdown, like so!" haha xD
Hallzor 1 year ago 2
I cant wait for 2005! They'll have a cure for cancer by then!
OffensiveHonkey 1 year ago 2
IMMORTAL FIRE MARSHALL BILL :)
MeiKochow 1 year ago 3
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"so that's how the get over the border. Come out and show me your green card!" lol - my favorite fire marshall Bill, you just have to love Jim Carrey
AnimeLover9108 1 year ago
Lol 2005.
elebunny45 1 year ago 2
I love all the little references in this one, like how for some reason the International Space Station looks like the Starship Enterprise, Bill falling victim to a chestburster and just getting up casually afterwords, and calling the computer Hal
HitchcockJohn 1 year ago
lalalalala la la la mother of gaaahhhwwwd
dudeman3rd 1 year ago
hes stronger than CHUCK NORRIS!
Dragon1Puppy 1 year ago
in the words of fire Marshall Bill " NOBODY LIKES A QUIETER!!" thats why he never dies!
MrLmang 1 year ago
Fire Marshall Bill must be a glutton for punishment
narukofan2 1 year ago
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MrLmang 1 year ago
what does he say about uesd 2 havin a mustache
afrosamurai141 1 year ago
@afrosamurai141
"That's a nice moustache you got there. Had one like it myself. Then one day I put my cigar in backwards and BOOM! My, it went up like a tinderbox"
KisameHoshigaki707 1 year ago
@KyleGibbons91 if you look his left hand appears to have regenerated at the end too lol
TruePyroFarmer 1 year ago
ahh,it feels good to have the sun on my face ,or to have my face on the sun ! LEMMYSHOWYASOMMTIN! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
pavlamihailova 1 year ago
please remain calm...he is a fire marshall-LOL
leeks1408 1 year ago
hes in the shower, he breaks into a high note from figuro HAHAHAHA XD ROTFLMAO
d1al96 1 year ago
please remain calm he IS a firemashall XD
153flint 1 year ago
hmmm we were supposed to have the cure for cancer in 2005 in space
narutosake222 1 year ago
is it just me or does the black lady yell in each role. Also it seems at times she cant act worth a damn.
LeafMonkey59 1 year ago
lmao mann 1:40-3:00 is the best part for me hahhahaha "so thats how they get over the border" "hey you get out here and show me your green card" lmao hahaha and for those who might think im racist im mexican soo i aint hahahahahahaahha
3Ikon3 1 year ago 3
i love jimm cary but they dont make vidioes like this any more
rupertchin 2 years ago
Jim Carey is outrageous! With his hand in the liquid nitrogen, "La la la la la, mother-of-go-od"
DavidIckefeller 2 years ago 3
...LEMMESHAYASOMETHING!
monsterbikeroot 2 years ago
The countdown voice sounds like the guy in SAW.
JZPotter 2 years ago
Wait stop. "He's got my eyes!!"
tonks77GSM 2 years ago
where do people get these videos when they dont play this show anymore
katie2862 2 years ago
when he says let me show you something its a accident waiting to hapenn
pizadue 2 years ago 53
@pizadue no...whn he says "relax,im a fire marshal." thats whn thing burn down or blow up...mostly both
obliviochamp5986 1 year ago
@obliviochamp5986 you said it
pizadue 1 year ago
@pizadue
Everytime he appears somewhere, there will be trouble involving flames and explosions! XD Beware! Highly dangerous and suicidal fire marshall, and his name is Bill! XP
xx3 1 year ago
@xx3 if seen imideatly call 911
pizadue 1 year ago
@pizadue "Let me show you sometin" = Something's going to explode.
NJelBoi 1 year ago
@pizadue happenn?!?!?!
itsCjRemmel 11 months ago
@itsCjRemmel NOT really i watch out for him.when i see him i run like hell
pizadue 11 months ago
best line "Don't touch him he's got my eyes"
stephenroseccp 2 years ago
another few days of collecting data and we'll have the cure for cancer ,,,
that's the most random line I've ever heard lol
GoldenSowrd82 2 years ago
The Titanic? Bill's gotta be really old, then. XD
TheCastellan 2 years ago
Forces of Evil like Bill Never truly Die...
Harborx 2 years ago 35
@Harborx Hes not evil just not that great at being good
Roshinoftheflames 1 year ago
@Harborx hes not evil! he is a Fire Marshall!
ZZbottom230 1 year ago
@ZZbottom230 Please remain calm, He is a Fire Marshall
Surfer041 1 year ago
@TheCastellan He's Loki in disguise. He will never die...
TheGreatestArseus 1 year ago
I'm actually digging that set. :)
TheCastellan 2 years ago