Baby Thrown at Cop.

[jijijijijijif]

I was dropped exactly 7 times between the time i turned 1 and birth ( twice out the door, four falling and getting black eyes, and once i got crushed by a t.v.) and I am still a straight A student.

[Mackenzieex94]

EAT BABY !

[EpicPoptart854]

I was dropped when I was little. My parents put me on counter while they made tea, and I just fell down. Right on my face. Now when people don't believe I was dropped, I can show them this small dent on my forehead. :]

[hotstimuli]

you need to also tell people if the woman was caught and if she was charged with child endangerment.

[aJshortofaQ]

Your teeth are like, so big.

[ARandomStranger88]

I was knocked out with a rock...

[EastRockEagle4ever]

Throwing children ?? Well...think about our fucked up generation.

[yomamasofatguys]

Well, it is really stupid what people do these days.

[vincemartinez60]

@yomamasofatguys lol true true

[637dan]

My brother thought it was a good idea to use my head as a baseball... aw... i still got the scar... and i look like harry potter without the scar so SHIT! only difference is i suck with magic tricks! and i where Oakley's... not fuckin roundgayley's...

[TaGangstaShopQuartet]

Is it just me, or are his eyebrows really shiny? Like, they look like hair on your head not on ur face. Did any one else see that?

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

Wait, when's his birthday again? Fuck, I forgot >.<

[lambcut360]

0:56 LOL eat baby!!

[Jabreaable]

omg if jennamarbles and fluffee have a baby, it would be the most awesome baby on the face of the earth becuz 1) it would be beautiful and 2) it would be funny as shit

[develeto21]

Whenever someone asks me if I was dropped on my head as a baby (because everyone thinks I'm weird and stupid), I say "um, yeah several times actually... Could we not talk about this?" And i pretend to get all sad and emotional XD

[ilypeople100]

lol....EAT BABY!!!!!!!! jajajaj lol

[armyofone53]

the words EAT BABY!!!! are from mlp friendship is bullshit XD

[666hellsangle]

I was shot in the head when I was 6 not the top one either

[xxx772255]

EAT BABY! Ahahahaha I'm so stealing that, lol.

[michaelmendoza3894]

THUMBS UP FOR STEWIE BABY!!!!!!!!

[taongimba]

is that Stewie in 0:57 ?

[Lalabeachbetty]

Actually, baby skulls are softer than adult skulls. Their skulls are about as soft as fingernails, just thicker. So that kids gonna be dysfunctional for a while.....

[RiceAndCookie]

what ._> the baby didnt die

[TheOriginalToxicaq]

Walmart gives Arkansas a bad name XD

[Kaydee1357]

@cano760 How about u stop being retarted! I dont know what the fuck is wrong wit u! Fluffee will totally destroy u

[Kaydee1357]

@DemstarAus Sure u do...... :|

[mckenzievanity69]

EAT BABY!

[victoriaisntsosecret]

I love how the ad next to this video is an advert for Pampers.

[Mamba144]

press 9 really fast

[CutiePieLoL5]

No thanks Fluffy! I had some baby for breakfast. =]

[stefshierk]

fuck those people

[DemstarAus]

You can too have memories when you're two months old... I remember being washed by the nurse in hospital after I was born.

[grimsreep]

whoever dilikes this guys vid needs to get a sence of humar!!!!! this guy rocks!!

[MsUnknownxxx]

Im never drinking anything watching him lol

[SuperMrRoxas]

EAT BABY!

[kylak8j]

has anyone noticed the last video about a baby being thrown he is wearing the same shirt thats his "baby throwing video maker shirt " oh you didnt see it well this woman thwor her 2 week old on the trash but its fine

[si1verduck]

she probly taught her baby karate and yelled somthing in chineese and it whent ape $hit

[melodystar77]

its a bomb * bang bang bang* i said its a baby!

[tabbycatr6]

lol I love your videos <3 The babies lucky to even be alive o.o why didn't she throw the carseat?! its heavier anyways. By the way I love how you always use your Stewie as the baby in your videos XDD

[sparklesthecupcake]

this is the first fluffee i ever saw

[juliedrill]

Babies weren't invented to be thrown? OH SHI-

LOGAN! PUT MILLIE DOWN!

[NoyGluckstad]

This was posted on my 14th birthday xD

[chroniciLLvision]

keep pressing 0:00

[elizabethBVB]

Beast!!!!!!

[MobsterZombieAttack]

Ok, so you shoot all your bullets, and than throw your baby. Good reason.

[xxanfadexx]

You are amazing. SO FUCKIN FUNNY.

"you can't throw a baby that's not even yours"

[XvImaUnicornvX]

@cano760 obviously your not smart enough to tell that this is one of his older videos, he didnt put the links on his old videos but even if he didnt do that now i wouldnt care cause his videos are so entertaining, so next time you want to be a retard keep it to yourself cuntface!

[xxoliviamcflyxx]

EAT BABY!

Lol!!!

[ICEWOLF7600]

I thought you were having a astma attack

[liltakinggibs]

DICK!!! lololololo

[cano760]

if ur stories are true why dont u put the tag for the official news report like hodge twins u piece of shit lowlife

[Puglover122]

I love that so much! EAT BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And what does it say on the back of your hat?

[drumdude360]

i need youtubes help. Someone stole my psp and he was 17 and im 12. And i want it back, so i was hoping i could get like a whole bunch of people to send him messages callin him a punk and all that good stuff ....you know so could you PLEASE help me get my psp back i know this isnt the video to advertise my PERSONAl needs, but im gettin pretty drastic BTW the guys name is RAHEEM LARKE (no caps) and he lives in philadelphia pa SO PLEASE HELP ME YOUTUBE PLEASE.

[Ams84a]

Why would you shoot a bomb?

[jaden1418]

my brother was droped on a coffee table when he was a baby.thats probley whats wrong with him

[shadowfangirl888]

loll your soo funny but where in the blue hell do you find these stories

[Xr3alex100900]

this dude kicks ass, where does he find this fucked up assd stories

[ganymedeIV4]

some crack head woman threw her baby at a police car in the street a few years ago.

[LadiesMan691000]

lol did anybody else get the add that said, "does your baby have birth defects?"

[120cookiemonster120]

Its stewwy baby xDDD

[BeastModeKilla30]

Weed is always a tag(: lol

"legalize it!!!!!"

[xserahxisxemox]

Lmfao! xD "Eat baby!" *Breathes really hard and fast* Fluffee,Your amazing!!

[XxerikpereyraxX]

is it wierd that the same time i saw this there was a baby costome ad next to the vid?

[BrittanyLiesForever]

Haha, the title made me laugh and think of michael jackson holding his baby over the rail . xD

[BlackCherryhot18]

nice belt...lmfao

[rubcube525]

"youi know what else wouldve worked if she just lifet up her top and flashed them she coulve ran away while they were puking" haha lol xD

[superwatermelon100]

"EAT BABY BITCHES!" even if i was a witness that would be bullshit funny lol

[dedicatedsleuth]

"Eat baby!" Oh, that brings me back

[CrucialCreationProd]

I laughed when I saw the title

[psychojoseph1]

thumbs up if this is the first of fluffees videos u ever saw

[victoriaisntsosecret]

I don't know why I laughed at the title, because at the end up this video I would cry for the sake of the baby and laugh because it's just so funny!

[radnev007]

WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE STORIES!?!?!?!

[Marine109Unit]

lol was that Stewie you threw?

[SushiMushi12943]

"Babies aren't meant to be thrown" That is some meaningful advice....

[marshmallowgirl4life]

HaHa EAT BABY! OMG ITS A BOMB...BAM BAM... i said its a baby! Oh Shit Im Gonna Be Late...Here LOL

[LauraHellTM]

your so fuckin sexy

[Freddy4190]

Eat baby's!!!!!!

[ihatenumbers987]

EAT BABY!!!! :p

[IMMMACDC]

Stupid BITCH!

[Josiebooangel]

I SAID IT'S A BABY!

[RoxanaLovesYou98]

He makes it seem so funny!

[sparklesthecupcake]

this is the first Fluffy i ever saw ever ....:D

[damrscullen]

i laughed at this but WTF is wrong with that woman!

[scourge485]

"even though you can't have memories when you'r two mothns old....dick"

[HeadshotZealot]

@scourge485 You can have emotional memory but no cognitive memory.

[XxMVPKill3RxX]

@rebeccakaay probably nothin

[rebeccakaay]

im about to order a hat like yours that says FLuffee on it. what does it say on the back though? i need to know.. and will it look just like yours

[925shah]

what a dumb bitch dude a baby /not yours doest matter fuckin idiot

[angieeelizabethx3]

lmfao! XD

[Freakazoid529]

lol at 0:56 i couldnt stop laughing!!! XD

[emoskeleanimal]

lmao i love you Fluffee ur so funny XD

[WolfHowlX]

I like how fluffee talks to himself XD

[ToenailClipperz]

"Why are you so stupid? did you get dropped on your head when you were a kid?"

"Yah, Accutally I was. AND YOUR BRINGING BACK BAD MEMORIES! Even when you can't have memories when your two months old... " I just laughed my life away. :O

[amberelliogirlieo]

what is going to happen when you get old and die. i will be so bored every day

[VampireDevan14]

i love how u use stewie for every baby rant xD

[xSmellTheRainbowx]

@VampireDevan14

ikr? xDDD

[35mylove]

EAT BABY!!!

[mrninga321]

EAT BABY is the best lfuffe line next to unfuckyourselfover

[hadesrocs]

you can have memories when your two months old there's a lady who remembers her entire life ... DON DON DON -.-

[BloodyJack56]

Hahaha oh my god how lame can you get!! Why on earth would someone be stupid enough to throw a kid!! let alone a baby!!! I would sock that beyotch in the face and sue her for everything she had if i was the baby's mom. but since she was shop lifting i guess she didnt have much! lol

[brendyluv]

I would fuckin murder someone if they threw my baby, but then again I wouldn't be dumb enough to leave it with a dumbass like that...

[ziptilt12]

who hires a babysitter for a 2 month old baby anyway when i get kids i wont let the mom leave for a second

[TheGuyNamedEd]

"Eat Baby!" should be a new FLuffee shirt!

[MAV3RICK94]

talk about being dropped as a baby

[mrscheesemunster]

wait, so did the baby survive?

[TimidDogZz]

"eat baby!!"

"pant pant pant alright....alright"

rotfflmfao

[QueenBetch11]

im bored watching this baby sleep all day. i need some excitement!! she could have started a fire in her pants to see how far she could run to saftey, but she chose to steal (probably food, even though she was possibly on food stamps) and throw a baby. that's enough excitement for a whole year!

[NorthernKnight1000]

"Eat Baby!" is now my notification ringtone ;)

[ziptilt12]

why would anyone shoot a bomb



[SneakatokeUndead420]

i bet it slowed at least two of the cops down. :o if i was a cop i'd be like "WTF" *runs to baby*

[madnes45]

" mam stop " lady says " ready .. set " cop says " what " " HIKE " * pegs cop right in the face with a spiral thrown baby *

[yoshijazzy360]

omg I'm crying that's so sad. ):

[36chocolas]

Yeah but the baby's skull is still forming and it wouldn't take lot to knock a baby out.

[death1000kills]

1:56 stewie!!!!!!!!!

[schwange25]

STEWIE!!

[JerinNETH24]

whats shop lifting

[TEHPANCAKE1]

@JerinNETH24 -_-

[piedmontpanther98]

@JerinNETH24 Stealing stuff from a store.

[Tboyish]

@JerinNETH24 What are you like 7

[JerinNETH24]

@Tboyish Tanks douche-bag! I have learned English by myself and I really need help to improve, but sadly assholes like you " help out ''!

[fireflick1232]

739,739th viewer

[UpThruSmooth]

I don't see why the top comments are so good. They're just repeating what FLuffee said in the video. If you want to put a thumbs up at anything, make it be the video!

[toboface]

EAT BABY!!!!!

[Martichaj]

"OMG its a bomb"...pow pow *fires Gun*..."i said it's a baby!!!" 2much

[Mr432scott]

There are 3 reasons this lady makes me mad.

1: The baby was 2 months old.

2: The baby was not here's.

3: The lady threw the baby.

[TokioHotel4eva34]

"EAT BABY!!" LOL

[Martichaj]

@TokioHotel4eva34 LOL...who says stuff like that!!!

[cccaymol]

Its like Mario is in real life, he is big then hits a box and instead of a fire flower, its a diaper and he can throw babies. LULZ.

[yoyoyickyickyoyo]

Lol stewie!!!!

[MrHLGNinja]

Stewie FTW 0:57

[thedeath152]

i got punched in the face like 10 times by a guy with his belt rapped around his hand it hurt like a bitch but still didnt nock me out ohh and he must have been weak as because he only put like a hair line fracture in my nose haha stupid clayton boys

[luverpup13]

"Oh my god! its a bomb!"

*shoots the baby*

"I said its a baby!"

.... shooting wouldnt be a good idea in either situation! If it were a bomb, youd ignite it, if it were a baby, youd kill it

[PyroBitch123]

@luverpup13 what can he say, cops are stupid.

[laCathiee]

@luverpup13 well cops these days do just about anything that's stupid.....like beating the shet out of innocent people and tasering them to death.

[BetaScorpion]

@luverpup13 if it was a bomb you wouldn't ignite it becouse bullets don't burn or produce sparks ( incendery bullets are not used by the police)

[KellyKinz0105]

Lol my mom dropped my sister on her head when she was a baby :)=~

[silentspencer45]

who reads the tags

[tehfatnoobroblox]

334 people throw babys at cops

[brdr33v3r]

@tehfatnoobroblox 335 people throw babies at cops

[beccaandemilyxxx]

She would of had better luck if she started stomping her feet and jumping up and down and caused an earthquake ! Lmaooo

[HeartBroken4Lyfe100]

wtf! she freaking crazy as hell

[codytorres123]

EAT Baby hugh hugh hugh hugh lol

[Durantula881]

a good slogan to put on a shirt would be: "EAT BABY".... *GASP*

[lovergirl8982]

"Did you get dropped on your head when you were a kid?"

"Yeah actually I was... And you bringing back some really bad memories! Even though you cant have memories when your two months old... Dick!:

Haha(: My favorite part(:

[doober1019]

Some people were walked over too

I wasn't  Ok I was

[Gayblokexxx]

your so hot <3<3<3<3<3



[RedKat999]

EAT BABAH!!! XXDD

[1997Caboose]

@RedKat999 yea eat babah!!

[RedKat999]

@1997Caboose Lmao XD It soooo funny how he says that.

[lekovic199]

so thats how stewie got his football head...FTW

[rider2016]

fat ass shoplifting bitch XD

[darkstormlight]

"were you dropped on your head when you were a baby"? "Yeah actually I was, and you're bringing back some really bad memories...even though you can't have memories when you're two months old..." "DICK"

[darkghostman3]

EEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT BBBBBAAAAAAABBBBBBBBYYYYYYYY!!­!!!!!!!

HHHHHHUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH SUCK IN AIR UUUUUUUUHHHHH

[lovesgirlz1]

lol omg its a bomb! "bang bang bang" no i said its a baby!

[imnotreallytupac]

I knocked myself unconcious about a month ago. I was chopping up a cut-down tree, and when I hit the hatchet down on a tree branch, it flew at my forehead. I woke up within 3 minutes... but still...

My life is like a giant comedy show. God is fucking with me.

[xxxPurpleSkullxxx]

STEWIE! :D

[MusicModelMayhem]

Haha, "Acually, I did get dropped on my head and you're bringing back some real bad memories!" I looovve Fluffie!!

[Theinvasionepisodes]

Eet Bayby

[horrorfilmsfan100]

I don't think you should blame the parents. She probably trusted the women, they might have even been friends. And all I'm saying is that the most seemingly normal people can be totally screwed up in the brain and be pretty good at hiding it from their friends.

[DJSbros]

hey, wats uup

[RynRynRain]

*sigh* Only at Wal-Mart. -.-"

[RynRynRain]

Stewie!!!

Haha. :)

[whalesrock111]

0:57 EAT BAYBY!!

[hyoushie]

I think she should have hid the items under her fat rolls.

[gitarguy06]

search randomtoday on twitter for a good laugh

[GlamisTown22]

Eat Baby! XD

thats fucking hilarious XD

[silverblacker]

You are awfully funny lol. My favourite youtuber :DD

[MrWTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF]

stewie baby ftw!

[Lichelle24]

"If i get caught shoplifting, can I use your baby as a weapon?"

"oh sure you can. Do you even have to ask? Oh shit! Im gonna be late."

[lbryan250]

dude the "EAT BABY" part was freaking funny XDDDDD

[1008851]

333 people are fat bitches

[urosh1991]

OMG its a bomb?!? paf paf paf! I SAID ITS A BABY...

AHAHAHAH

[jnetha360]

Flufflee would make a great stand up comedian!! Thumbs up you agree!!

[gabiblack28]

eat baby!!! xD

[themdog1295]

alot of your vids are on babies

:]

[cesard024]

funny last part

[cmbosis]

2:29 jacking off

[TheCHEY2012]

i'd let him throw my baby. if i had one. ha.

[ImaXXeatXXyeh]

"And your bringing back some really bad memories....even though you can't have memories when you're only two months old......dick...."

LOL