chuck norris karate kommandos

[TheSoundwave129]

Is Chuck Norris in this? I can never remember.

[awesomegirlO]

wait, this was a SHOW?

*facepalm*

[phanimals]

I tOok 2o SHOtTS :P

[ri394]

see you next time on chuck norris karate kommandos. same chuck norris time, same chuck norris channel!

[Milomia9]

This show must have been boring. He just looks at the screen and whatever problem they were trying to solve is over.

[SandwichAndCereal]

MANLIEST CARTOON EVAR!!

[Probelelel]

@SandwichAndCereal You've obviously never watched My little pony.

[JDudex1]

@Probelelel Although I like MLP its not the manliest show ever...

[cobo5951]

@Probelelel NO PONIES ALLOWED IN CHUCK NORRIS'S PRESENCE!

[xIegionx]

:50

Claw = Claw from inspector Gadget?

And super ninja = Cobra Commander?

[clockwize]

Speak like a man, begin and finish each sentence with, Chuck Norris. ie: "Chuck Norris, your secretary has filled a sexual harassment lawsuit against you, Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris, you're fired, Chuck Norris."

[deepvoicefromraleigh]

Super Ninja's mask...wtf. LOL

[HoundShock]

So, who's the main character? xDDD

[KuroCartoonist]

The reason why this episode the "Deadly Dolphins" didn't last long because Chuck Norris had already made it to the end of the credits when we were trying to get pass the intro

[DeadTerrorist164]

Hi 74 dislikes Chuck Norris will hunt you down!

[gamesarmoury]

how can chuck norris battle the super ninja when he is the super ninja

[roygerdodger721]

Chuck Norris had a cartoon?

[ObssesedNuker]

0:53 Cobra Commander rues the day he took on Chuck Norris.

[Thunderchin]

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[breno499]

chuck norris approves it

[ralcrts]

Chuck Norris es dios

[filedriver]

72 people failed the Chuck Norris drinking game

[SwargoL]

AWW YEAH YOU SHOW THOSE DIRTY DOLPHINS WHOS DEADLY, CHUCK NORRIS!

[SwargoL]

2nd option for a drinking game: A shot every time you see a racial stereotype.

[Sherpaful]

@ 1:08 That T.V. in the upper-right makes my 52" plasma with surround sound look like a p.o.s.

[LACSMOB]

Chuck Norris doesn't need all those sidekicks, he just lets them follow along.

[VongolaAQW223]

@LACSMOB Who gives a shit this is awesome!

[pandachristy234]

No matter how bad this show seems, the fact that Chuck Norris is involved makes it epic

[nightmuffin937]

Boomerang was named after Chuck Norris Leg.

[Valkod23]

Ugh, if I was a drinker, my liver would have died after two viewings of this intro.

[daTutankabron]

0:34 Charlie Sheen ??

[tintor2]

An Asian kid named "Toomuch", deadly dolphins and a sumo champion that attacks chefs........

0:31 HOLY SHIT!!! That's fucking violent!!!

[Isthecakereallyalie]

Isn't the claw from Inspector Gadget?

[Immortal1000]

@Isthecakereallyalie Dr. Claw is from Inspector Gadget. The Claw is from Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos.

[gameragodzilla]

Chuck Norris did the Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos drinking game. The alcohol made him blink.

[ChuckNorris813]

this cartoon is based on his true life story

[JJcDAmAn1]

Dolphins aren't deadly...its just cause chuck said so

[Aguila701]

take shot every time Chuck Norris is mentioned

[tarikfrost]

I have this comic

[Astraldragon0]

Based on a true story.

[jmrwacko]

Chuck Norris and his team Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris, and Chuck Norris.

[xxxKINGFROGxxx]

obviously they asked GIJOE if they could play, and GIJOE was like "go fuck yourself!"

[TrueBackLash]

And the ruthless Super Ninja

Super Ninja: GWAALL FINISH NORRRRRISSSS!!!

[mikedapsych]

Just told my kid I could kick Chuck Norris' ass.

[1982idit]

anyone who put in a dislike, chuck norris will find you...



[DJASH03]

Chuck Norriis humps the air @ 00:22 lol

[Marcotto]

71 people died

[eatsleepplayrepeat]

May you kindly click the thumbs up button please?

[Tessou]

Why the hell would Chuck Norris need a team?

[Se7enBeatleofDoom]

I want see a Live Action movie based on Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos! Staring Chuck Norris!

[megadork456]

So, the villains of Inspector Gadget and GI Joe had to team up to stop Chuck Norris. Lame, he really couldn't get his own villain?

[naveedlalkhan]

looks like the company that made this cartoon also made G.I.Gay joe

[alvicious]

swet gym

[godzilla4189]

Take a Drink everytime the announcer says Chuck Norris.

You'll be completely wasted and have a bunch of equally wasted babes having an orgy,

Because he's Chuck Norris.

[SuperOnurcan]

WHERES HIS BEARD?!!?!

[freestylefurby]

Chuck norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head

[Winterfang]

@freestylefurby

ROFL.

[TheLink243]

Nothing is too dangerous for Chuck Norris

[masterDization]

Chuck norris once downed a german fighter by pointing his finger at it and saying "bang"

[josephscott80]

Did he just say... deadly dolphins?!

[franciscodudeful]

lmao ruthless super ninja.

[andoc]

@franciscodudeful only Chuck Norris can defeat SUPER ninjas XD

[justhammond3]

my mouth is foaming my brain heard chuck norris and it made my face cum

[jrcarter9175]

"80s cartoon featuring chuck norris. try and do a shot everytime they say his name!"

You know how many people would be dead from alcohol poisoning?

[MrShootinputin]

Chuck Noris Karate Commandos referred to both of his arms.

[thischarmingman96]

Oh no what did the dolphins do??

[SD78]

DEADLY DOLPHINS!!!1

[Elzilcho87]

I........... I think I just came

[InvaderSamXD]

AOTS

[Significantpower]

80s animation; oh how much you could suck sometimes.

[Jimb0can]

Chuck Norris's beard went on vacation.

[MrChanchanman12]

AOTS kool

[killaclip]

This is awesome hahaha thanx AOTS

[MultiJfletch]

aots



[JordanKeoto]

@MultiJfletch

:D

[fusionDX]

AOTS

[Leatherbubba]

SuperNinja must be Cobra Commander's mentally disabled cousin.

[FlameCorrosion]

ahhh damnit he doesnt have a beard!!!!!

[guitarliketom]

i want to watch the goddamn dolphin episode, WHYD YOU CUT OFF

[solidkingcobra]

I would like to know more about the superninjas.

[62cky4powerthirst]

chuck norris was dropped two times as a baby, once on hiroshima and once on nagasaki

[jonykakuyo]

ok we get it his name is Chuck Norris

[dsagentutube]

I was hoping to see Chuck Norris roundhouse kick a dolphin.

[NarutoXNani]

Oh God, this is too awesome for me. *asplodes*

[gekkosenshifury]

but who's in this?

[Homemadegameguru]

Oh the 80s, I miss you

[rollcage413]

How many times do they have to say "Chuck Norris"

[IamTheBaron]

@rollcage413  - not enough

[lilacheart]

71 terrorists dislike this video then died of a heart attack

[shootingzen28]

Why haven't I seen this before? LOL

[Palmateer21]

mix between Inspector Gadget, GI Joe, knight rider, and win.

[HappyGestapo]

Words fail me

[XxMEGRENxX]

What a gay cartoon

[SIMPDUDE]

@XxMEGRENxX better pray God have mercy on ur soul, cause Chuck Norris won't have none on yo ass.

[scorchx3000]

I never looked in the closset for a boogie man, i allways made sure Chuck wasn't in their instaid.

[Lioyd1rving]

Chuck Norris presents

Chuck Norris's Chuck Norris Karate Kommandos

starring Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris

Brought to you by Chuck Norris

[Galenzo]

Drink every time when you hear "chuck  norris..."

[didjargo]

Chuck Norris as Chuck Norris in "Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris's Karate Kammandos" lead by Chuck Norris being voiced by Chuck Norris with special guest appearances by Chuck Norris

[redbaronorcrowley]

@didjargo Produced by Chuck Norris, written by Chuck Norris, directed by Chuck Norris, sets hand painted by Chuck Norris, moose trained by Chuck Norris, choreography by Chuck Norris, on set snacks provided by Chuck Norris.

[BankaiIchigo12345]

Is this some parody, or April Fools joke, or a real cartoon?

[Roger0Czerwonobrody]

@BankaiIchigo12345

A real cartoon.

MC Hammer, Hulk Hogan and Mr T. had a cartoon of their own too.

[Califacience]

@Roger0Czerwonobrody

I don't remember it, but somebody should punish the guy that came up with the idea for the M.C. Hammer cartoon...badly.

[jonatan4532]

chuck norris man of destruction and world chaoes wtf kids died while watching this

[Mlewisnazzaro]

BEST CARTOON EVAR

[AshuraH]

...whose this starring again?

[esp363]

@AshuraH hhhahaahahahha

[MrQwerman]

между прочим, в России Чак - национальный герой ! XDDDDD

[blackslongmaster]

oh okay what the fuck hasnt chuck norris done :P

[crazybuizel]

Chuck Norris animates you.

[TheCyprusX]

Ever time you say Chuck Norris a terrorist dies of heart attack.

[aaddaadd26]

@TheCyprusX then all needs to say chuck norris :D terrorist band: i wish chuck norris was gone..... wait someone is outside.

[kristallize]

@TheCyprusX 9 x 549960 terrorists died from heart attack since 11.02.2006

[desmoncastro]

THIS was the first G.I JOE!

[482mmm]

@desmoncastro i will Chuck Norris roundhouse neck you

[TheNuclearHawk]

@desmoncastro they should call it G.I CHUCK !

[dokeeffe]

amazing. i saw this on demonoid and it is jaw dropping.

[Zander10100]

Chuck Norris's clothes were supposed to be white but Chuck Norris killed 50 people on his way to the studio so his clothes were soaked in blood.

[yue12321]

LMFAO 0:16 did he just say "hes got nerds of steel"? Hahahahahahh!

[sengoku17]

The Animators did not live after attempting to draw another chuck norris.

That is why there is no CREDITS ROLL.

[SeraphimSwordmaster]

I believe my flatmates and I have a new drinking game. Take a drink every time Chuck Norris' name is mentioned in this opening.

[ninjast4r]

One of Chuck's enemies was a ninja with a Jheri Curl?

[hoboactor835]

Chuck Norris is in every action film ever made, only sometimes he chooses to appear as EXPLOSIONS!?!?!?!?!?

[DeathRocker2214]

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

[youfreaker]

11 times Chuck Norris in intro

[grossguy1211]

Chuck Norris is so badass, the only people who can stand up to them have Cobra Commander (0:51) as a HENCHMAN.

[xigmatekdk]

Reason why superheroes & villains wear mask: to hide their identity from Chuck Norris.

[LightKnYt]

Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris...

[TheMONEYMAN9999]

The Claaaaaaaaaaw

[TheSuperbloop]

I like the part where he said Chuck Norris

[Havermayer]

I lost count at 11. 

[GuilhermusMagnus]

chuck norris is an epic win

[EDDIEJ12]

I want a box set blue ray collection of this...now!

[TheClodfather]

The best cartoon ever simply because of chuck norris' involvement

[megamantwelve]

CHUCK NORRIS! After watching this, CHUCK NORRIS is now branded permanently into my mind.

[WaddleDee105]

Ha! Chuck Norris will rip that dolphin's eyes out and decapitate it with his roundhouse kick and then piss in it's neck hole! Chuck Norris!

[DetectiveSneakyc]

Can't believe he created and voiced in such a turd pile.

[adamtr1121]

u got it chuck norris

and thank you chuck norris

[AmericanNohbuddy]

I want to see Super Ninja get into an argument with Cobra Commander.

[fireheart890]

"Tv Tropes Drinking Game: take one every time Chuck Norris is mentioned."

[usernameclassifeid]

This should be reviewed by the nostalgia critic.

[DarkraiDiety]

WTF? and Jesus Christ that's a shit load of Chuck Norrises

[rolflmaoweeee]

this has gotta be the shittest cartoon ever

[MegaMdempsey]

@rolflmaoweeee

Chuck Norris is going to kill you now. He probably has already, so I don't know why i'm saying this.

[Leatherbubba]

GRAAA! I'll finish Norris!

[ChaseUFC79]

Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

[MrTripp1977]

Is it just me, or does super ninja look a little like the Cobra Commander?

[suokkis]

Too Much? HAHAHAHA

[GeronKizan]

No one addressed this...but isn't FIVE SIDEKICKS A BIT OVERDOING IT?!?

[AdvanceWarsVet]

The...errmmm...deadly dolphin?

[MrTripp1977]

@AdvanceWarsVet

I seen this episode just yesterday. It is on the 80's Saturday Morning DVD. Anyway, there were dolphins but they were nothing more than under water pack mules for Chuck Norris and his team. They didn't seem very "deadly" to me. So one of three things:

1. The episode was horribly named

2. The writers somehow thought that veiwers would find pack mule dolphins were intimidating

3. There was just somthing I missed.

[rafhael024]

chuck norris doesn't need to sun bait in to the beach

he goes directly to the sun

[hdofu]

do 3 shots everytime you hear a name you can remember besides chuck norris

[Ersanven]

Am I...high?

[aYo2100]

I wonder what the kids who watched this show grew up to ...

[GreenGearMood]

Oh GOD. THE DEADLY DOLPHINS. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[dalejunior8888]

The episode "Deadly Dolphin" is actually based on Chuck Norris' short stint as a Miami Dolphins linebacker.

In a preseason game against the Chiefs, Chuck's god-like tackles ended up injuring every player, including the starters, back-ups, the back-ups of the back-ups, and the coaches. Even the waterboy and mascot were not spared of Chuck's destructive power.

Needless to say, Chuck was banned from the NFL after the game.

[VKill03]

My god...

DEADLY DOLPHINS!

[Jokill32]

CHUCK U R THE BEST!!1

[64Commodus]

We need to get this back on the air. If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the broadcasting station hard enough, I think that would do it.

[Jigsaw765]

everytime you say chuck norris, an angel is born

[ninjax666]

a tequila shot for everytime he says "chuck norris"

[TheLastNetwork]

@ninjax666 Forget it, we'll all become alcoholics in 90 seconds flat.

[AndrewDeLong]

@TheLastNetwork

Lol! That's the funnest thing I've read all day! You sir, have just made an otherwise dull day livable with that line! Thank you!

[jamesrosevear]

When Chuck Norris goes to bed each night he checks his closet for Jack Bauer.

[Bowserboy21]

WOW, am I the only one who noticed the bad guys were ripoffs of Cobra Commander and Dr. Claw?

[DeathsNotoriousAngel]

@Bowserboy21 speaking of which, wanna know how Dr. Claw lost that hand? He flipped Chuck Norris off... from behind a building

[Bowserboy21]

@DeathsNotoriousAngel

OK, does everyone have a Chuck Norris joke as a comment? Granted they're funny, but I had a legit comment that I wanted taken semi-seriously, not just blown off by another joke.

[DeathsNotoriousAngel]

@Bowserboy21 Ok I'll grant your request... Yes, I have to agree, the villans in these campy 60/70s(?) cartoons are pretty generic. I like to call it the Scooby-Doo complex

[Bowserboy21]

@DeathsNotoriousAngel

Thanks, I'll remember that :D

[phoeniximperator]

he's got his own cartoon? is there anything this man doesn't do?

[SergeantLuke]

@phoeniximperator He hasn't died yet. And he never will- he'll just get bored.

[readinghypnotist]

Reportedly, this series was cancelled to Chuck Norris' name not being mentioned enough,

[mrbullshit21]

this cartoon was based on a true story

[kion371]

Чаке жгот

[koolaid28]

Gets his own saturday morning cartoon....this man is totally badass! Probably kick my ass too!!

[scrotumcboogerballs]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

[GingersAreFags1]

Coreners refer to dead people as ABC: Already been Chucked.