TNG Recut 1 The Beginning

[jeun3sih]

Crewmen



[jeun3sih]

You could see that the Crewmwn just Run like they have to shit. without letting Picard Allow it

[DJdeadlyDALEK]

Nice use of Stand By Me !

[G0lg0t4]

The ending credits were just pure beauty.

[JustinLRyan]

I laughed at the 3 shots through wesley a split second before picard and troy which made me realize how dark my humor really is.

[jaymorpheus11]

wow, he was in that movie stand by me, amazing.

[godforge2003]

Good god you're brilliant!

[Uberdude25]

This video is vile.

[piplupsingularity]

I was watching "Stand By Me" in English class (we were analyzing characterization and character development), and when I saw that scene, I thought, deja vu.

This is where I saw it first.

[MrXclio]

PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

[Tijnvaassen]

After Wesley fainted Riker was thinking: "Now I'm gonna ram my leech in your bottom."

[linkingisnonsense]

In the intro, I would have used the footage from All good things and clipped it together with Relativity, rather than using the whole scene from Relativity. But that's just nitpicking on my part.

[Ttmicar]

its been a month, please dont tell me that this is the last episode, its the best series ever!

[AAS0009]

Wheres that first shipyard scene from?

[StarTrekMarco]

@AAS0009

Star Trek Voyager, season 5 episode "Relativity"

[AAS0009]

@StarTrekMarco Thank you, looks like i need to brush up on my voyager lol

[Str0ngbow]

What? Fade to black? No Wesley Crusher: Riker's first Enterprise rape victim scene?

[GeneralGrin]

@Str0ngbow it happened off screen

[Str0ngbow]

@GeneralGrin Oh that Riker. One pervy smile can say so much.

[StargateMunky]

@GeneralGrin start as you mean to go on

[DARKMANIV]

@Str0ngbow that's just wrong.

[Carpathia1086]

This is what happens when you disengage the safety protocols...

[StarTrekMarco]

Love how you used the Shit! that Picard said in the TNG bloopers.

[assilembrandywine]

Love your vids! They're so funny!

Do you want to make a vid where Troi goes crazy? You can use sound clips of Demona from Gargoyles saying things like "We must kill all the humans!" or "I will have blood for blood!" Both characters were performed by Marina Sirtis. Jonathon Frakes also played a villainous role.

[therookguy]

I love your vids so much!

[TheTubeHatesYou]

Leeches. Wil Wheaton's third most hated rival.

[VigilanteNighthawk]

So what? Wesley got a leech on his penis. It's not like he was ever going to get chance to use it anyway.

[Charmolution]

It seems holo-water causes people to de-age about 5 years.

[CryoStatus]

you will NOT PEE WITHOUT MY AUTHORIZATION, you will not SHIT without my authorization. DISMISSED!! *everyone runs away*

[GeneralGrin]

@CryoStatus in recut 94 we saw that people do indeed ask Picard's premission to go to the toilet

[kilburn7867]

@GeneralGrin xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­Ddd

[DevinBigSeven]

@CryoStatus I got that lecture the first day of kindergarten.

[TheCatholicBoat]

@CryoStatus Best TV or movie line EVER.

[scockery]

As young Picard, Marcus Nash looks a lot like Patrick Stewart. Amazing casting.

[Poplopo]

The bit with Riker and Wesley is EPIC

[slenkar]

this is the funniest one yet,

you will not pee without my authorisation!

Riker looking confused at Wesley

[MagikGimp]

Well there is only one toilet anyway.

[Austindude3954]

lol

[ihatefurrys]

And then Data tells Riker that his face looks like his ass...

[DouglasEdward84]

Ahhhhh the Reign of terror begins...with hilarious consequences.

[Nihilect]

This provides a LOT of back-story...

[amtiskaw]

Oh my

[fistcontact]

Well, they do only have one bathroom...

[alpiazza]

You need to do a video of Wesley getting gunned down by South American terrorists using footage from Toy Soldiers.

[LordPrick]

Hmmm... How Much Longer Before Ryker Gives Wesley Crusher "Space Herpes"( From "Ice Pirates")?????

[salebowwow]

Fuck wesley!

[dynasty11211]

@salebowwow I believe that is what commander riker did right after.

[GoldenCenturion]

I think the leech that bit off Wesley's manhood should be given a hero's parade.

[andysim232]

LOL!!!!

[BarneystudiozFilmz]

Ooh a prequel, very nice

[magustx]

riker was a little bit too creepy for me in this one...

[CodyTAGGIN]

Look out Wesley, here comes Riker!

[EighteenCharacters]

YOU WILL NOT $%!T UNLESS I SAY SO!!!

YOU WILL NOT PEEEEE!!!!!!! UNLESS IIIIII!!!! SAY SO!

[Danny77uk]

Any video that shows Wesley boy-genius Crusher being spaced, crushed, phasored, leached, stabbed or in anyway harmed gets an instant thumbs up from me

[TheMultiGunMan]

@Danny77uk I second that.

[piccard1976]

@Danny77uk

What this man says

[70d3x]

So... Since that leech ate his man-bits, Wesley is now gender-neutral throughout the rest of eternity? :D At least there won't be any offsprings this way.

[polghirstenskoetter]

So.. is leech infestation covered by the Holodeck security protocol?

[LordRaa]

@polghirstenskoetter When it comes to Wesley Crusher, yes. The Federation just can't risk him breeding.

[Foebane72]

"It'd be hard to get bored on this ship. I've already been gloated at by Commander Riker as I pull leeches out of my underpants and faint like a schoolroom sissy."

[Danny77uk]

@Foebane72 Gotta keep their numbers down

[greenpenguino]

A prequel! But you forgot to have a romulan from the future try to destroy earth

[Danny77uk]

@greenpenguino It was all a dream, like Enterprise

[FiendsReunited]

Oh Wesley ! the uncountable list of fatalities that lay before you.

[MarxistKnight]

Oh god, I actually just laughed out loud like "BWAHAHA" when Picard went "you will not SHIT unless I approve it" ahh, how I love these videos

[nicky120791]

@MarxistKnight Picard really is the toilet tyrant eh

[LordEyli]

I'm not exactly sure what you meant with the ending, but LOL