у девочки щитовитка на износ работает. У нее глаза блестящие - это верный признак повышенная концентрация в крови гормонов щитовидки. Такие люди неадекватные - это как быть постоянно беременной или постоянное пмс.
well she is great fun to watch, who cares about the news, anyway I liked the bit about the shuttle, not only she makes perfect Russian, French noises, but that the way it is done, Put a date very well ahead, and then try to make it earlier -- will have a resounding success, with all the people bored by waiting for ages, suddenly wow, -- so quick?? Time flies Gentlemen,, Girls Too,
You are all wrong!The war is everybody's fault and that includes you,me and Marta Costello.Naturally,no politician is in any way involved in this debacle.When its goes wrong it is OUR fault.When it goes right-does it ever-they have done it again.She is great!
I'm sad your reporting the American story of Russia/Georgia. Please try looking at the foreign reports on the conflict. You will see that Russia had every right to help South Ossetia and protect there interests. Plus Russia is the only ones helping South Ossetia right now and preventing Genocide on the part of Georgia. Just look into it a little more. I enjoy your reports because they are funny though, I was just hoping for a more unbiased report. Thanks.
@gnooze@gnooze WTF IS THAT??? WTF is that SHIT? are u fucking me? THis is the worst and most annoying SHIT i've ever seen/ Seriously ur FUCKING voice, face and shitty bullshit talk makes me fucking crazy!!!! FOR FUCKS SAKEi have to kill some innocent animal now thanks to you!
1.Check out Eric Jon Phelp's investigation on the Jesuits
2. youtube search" vatican assassins
3. Watch all the related vids you can find and you will see who the Evil New World Order string players are of all the world's puppit Kings & Presidents for the past 500 yrs.
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I would strongly encourage everyone who is not passive about right and justice to attain a fuller perspective on the situation of the SOssetia-Georgia conflict.
Nearly 1,500 civilians have been killed in Tskhinvali, SOssetia as a result of Georgian agression. More than 70% of the city has been destroyed.
Please Watch This
Fox News: 12 Year Old Girl Tells the Truth about Georgia
Is there any evidence that Russia kept fighting after they expelled Georgia from Southern Ossetia? They insisted on a clause in that agreement that they would keep "peace-keeping" troops in the region. I suppose that's the rationale.
A hole year! I've been watching you a hole year!! WOW awesome, Not counting the time you left us for a while lol, But it's ok i am still here! GOOD JOB!
YES, We all know. And thanks for the clip address. As I said before we capture that asshole Mikheil Saakashvili (genocider!) and do the same with him as American did to Saddam. After all what are all VODKA's are for? In Russian we say:
your russian words are written with strange signs- as if transcription for foreigners!!
That VODKA thing might work for the gullible Americans but you won't trick ppl who know russians personally- russians dont talk like that. Foreigners who want to sound russian do and they put all the prejudice into it
Can you do a daily vlog recap of what goes on on The Today Show for me? I can't watch it myself cuz The Today Show makes me want to bash daytime television programming executives in the head.
The Unites States does not have the balls to go up against Russia or China. This isn't some shithole third world country like Iran or Iraq, this is RUSSIA! Third largest economy in the world. The US short of launching nukes would have it's head handed to them in a war with Russia and China would see the oppertunity and join in likely. So you can see the Russian attitude is like "What...? What?... WHAT BITCH!" To the US.
oh i beg to differ. the elites in control of the foreign policy look to thrust the US int opa third world by fueling more war which in turn will break the dollar. it is true russia did not start this conflict but they maybe have broken the truce which was for some reasons of their own. which at this point still seems debatable.
She's pretty hot except for the gap between her teeth. And at 2:00 I can finally understand why Phelps won so many gold medals. He's a freaking vampire!
Always a good idea to check the info first. Apparently georgian generals took their own retreating tanks for a Russian column. Just like shvili got spooked by a barrage of his own artillery...it was priceless - looked like he pissed him self all over.
1) And here I thought Bushie's thing was "cherry picking in the intel orchard".
2) The NASA spokesman modified it to "rad ass", eh? :) Ok, I think we've discovered who is responsible for NASA's spacecraft occasionally flying into planets at full speed. :)
3) I literally applauded when you said you were kind of sick of the Today Show. And I'm not even kidding.
4) Wow, happy 1st anniversary! That's not just awesome - it's awesome cubed, plus 1!
Happy Anniversary, and thank you "for being an ornament to our drab lives." ;-) Seriously though, thank you. We appreciate the time and work you put into this to keep us informed. Break out the wod-ka!
One year and every episode a winner! I tip my glass (Cabernet) to youse AND the winners behind the scenes. Heck, I think I'll tip my glass (Cabernet) to most anyone at this hour.
у девочки щитовитка на износ работает. У нее глаза блестящие - это верный признак повышенная концентрация в крови гормонов щитовидки. Такие люди неадекватные - это как быть постоянно беременной или постоянное пмс.
Yoshka777 1 year ago
эх они и ебнутые
jilycoge22 1 year ago
Great stuff. :) Realy liked it!
Maxior83 1 year ago
hahahahah lololol
themoe18 2 years ago
Нормальное видео. Девчонка живенькая, по приколу посмотреть. Под конец, правда, слила.
BorshCaen 2 years ago
Я в ахуе, такого говна я ещё не видел!
NebMV 2 years ago
well she is great fun to watch, who cares about the news, anyway I liked the bit about the shuttle, not only she makes perfect Russian, French noises, but that the way it is done, Put a date very well ahead, and then try to make it earlier -- will have a resounding success, with all the people bored by waiting for ages, suddenly wow, -- so quick?? Time flies Gentlemen,, Girls Too,
you had enough of fun anyway,.,
Kawagi1 3 years ago
You are all wrong!The war is everybody's fault and that includes you,me and Marta Costello.Naturally,no politician is in any way involved in this debacle.When its goes wrong it is OUR fault.When it goes right-does it ever-they have done it again.She is great!
Squarerig 3 years ago
If you didn't go to the area of conflict,than why won't you shut up your pretty mouth.
Oh! are you exercising in making disinformations?
RITAbakes 3 years ago 3
Very nice! Keep it up!
Though, maybe, put your AmazingCosbars spot at the end of the video. Just a thought.
Nic33rd 3 years ago
USA Bush + Georgia Saakashvili = The war in South Ossetia
youtube. com/watch?v=Kwlcjuys2Bg
InformationShield 3 years ago
you are so good looking !
THENAk3DTRUTH 3 years ago 2
I'm sad your reporting the American story of Russia/Georgia. Please try looking at the foreign reports on the conflict. You will see that Russia had every right to help South Ossetia and protect there interests. Plus Russia is the only ones helping South Ossetia right now and preventing Genocide on the part of Georgia. Just look into it a little more. I enjoy your reports because they are funny though, I was just hoping for a more unbiased report. Thanks.
QueerRicky 3 years ago 10
@QueerRicky Well said, mate.
Mavlik 1 year ago
It was Georgia's fault...
Our media is twisting the imgage.
tylermacias 3 years ago 8
ur HOT, DAmn!
xenonDVDsurround 3 years ago
congrats on one year!!
wildbill1911A1 3 years ago
Love your bush impression Marta
funbub 3 years ago
Bad rip-off of Inmendham.
dudeahoot 3 years ago
He is actually copying me -- look at his video descriptions, he admits it.
I don't mind though -- I like his version, too! :)
gnooze 3 years ago
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@gnooze @gnooze WTF IS THAT??? WTF is that SHIT? are u fucking me? THis is the worst and most annoying SHIT i've ever seen/ Seriously ur FUCKING voice, face and shitty bullshit talk makes me fucking crazy!!!! FOR FUCKS SAKEi have to kill some innocent animal now thanks to you!
massi2k 1 year ago
I would fallow you throw hell, hahahaha, your great. 5*s.
DestroyerOfLies 3 years ago
Hey that was great "Planty of Vodka' funny thank you
vladimir4055 3 years ago
Thanks for doing "it" this long.
TandEeesDad 3 years ago
cheers GNOOOOOOZZZZEEEEE
Sultadashin 3 years ago
1.Check out Eric Jon Phelp's investigation on the Jesuits
2. youtube search" vatican assassins
3. Watch all the related vids you can find and you will see who the Evil New World Order string players are of all the world's puppit Kings & Presidents for the past 500 yrs.
4. How bout some wadca
justplayman 3 years ago
Pshsh ...Pshsh ...
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GeorgeWBush2nd 3 years ago
( o - O ))
uberover 3 years ago
Happy Anniversary gnooze
artin74 3 years ago
PS..Nothing like cruising in a 30 year old spacecraft listening to the oldies on the 8-track stereo.
Lockemeister 3 years ago
Happy Anniversary gnooze!
Lockemeister 3 years ago 3
Olympics olympics blah blah blah! lol..
julesneon73 3 years ago
I forgot our anniversary - you must really hate me right now.
FeelFreeToArgue 3 years ago
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VladimirPutinn 3 years ago
Happy Anniversary!! w00t!!
wisdomprophet 3 years ago
Vladimir Putin
Moskova
Happy VODKA to you, Happy VODKA to you!
Happy VODKA for you NOW...
Happy VODKA with you.
LA LA LA LA LALA
Ooops I am a bit drunk!
VladimirPutinn 3 years ago
Happiest Anniversarying. You are the best Marta!
acberquist 3 years ago
happy anni Marta, been sharing you with friends, keep on fighting the good fight
desirefirst 3 years ago
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MARTA! WE LOVE YOU!
shizueleven 3 years ago
This has been flagged as spam show
I would strongly encourage everyone who is not passive about right and justice to attain a fuller perspective on the situation of the SOssetia-Georgia conflict.
Nearly 1,500 civilians have been killed in Tskhinvali, SOssetia as a result of Georgian agression. More than 70% of the city has been destroyed.
Please Watch This
Fox News: 12 Year Old Girl Tells the Truth about Georgia
/watch?v=H8XI2Chc6uQ
or
onlytruth()ucoz()com/blog/2008-08-15-2
rruss1an 3 years ago
happy aniversary!!!!!!!!!
keep up the good work!!!!
shadowwatcher93 3 years ago
People of the World!!
Dont believe in the west media like cnn, fox news, AP and more!!
THEY ARE CONTROLLED BY THEIR GOUVERMENT!!
STOP WATCHING ONLY YOUR OWN MEDIA!! WATCH MEDIA FROM DIFFERENT COUTRY´S!! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIVE!! '
AMERICA PLAN A WAR AGAINST RUSSIA!!
spetznas1980 3 years ago
Happy Anniversary :)
MethMojimbo 3 years ago
I've enjoyed every day of the last year, of you being in my life, albeit intangibly, Marta!
May you have many more such great years of success!
lastnymleft 3 years ago
Happy anniversary,Marta.
And your French accent is as close as it gets.
Here's to another year of your unique sense of humor.
shiddy67 3 years ago
She's doing a REALLY cheap SNL comedian impersonation --- and SNL itself is really cheap and sleazy.
Yay, Americans -- always aspiring to do worse... I mean, better!
vintagemotelguest 3 years ago
Is there any evidence that Russia kept fighting after they expelled Georgia from Southern Ossetia? They insisted on a clause in that agreement that they would keep "peace-keeping" troops in the region. I suppose that's the rationale.
There are scoundrels on all sides.
JiveDadson 3 years ago
A hole year! I've been watching you a hole year!! WOW awesome, Not counting the time you left us for a while lol, But it's ok i am still here! GOOD JOB!
sisco5979 3 years ago
watch?v=H8XI2Chc6uQ
WATCH THE TRUTH !
Oiwe7 3 years ago
Vladimir Putin
Moskova
YES, We all know. And thanks for the clip address. As I said before we capture that asshole Mikheil Saakashvili (genocider!) and do the same with him as American did to Saddam. After all what are all VODKA's are for? In Russian we say:
------ Всё хорошо́, что хорошо́ конча́ется.
Means: All is well that ends well.
..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA .....
VladimirPutinn 3 years ago
man, i speak Russian and you sound fake!!!!
your russian words are written with strange signs- as if transcription for foreigners!!
That VODKA thing might work for the gullible Americans but you won't trick ppl who know russians personally- russians dont talk like that. Foreigners who want to sound russian do and they put all the prejudice into it
ladysterva17 3 years ago
Vladimir Putin
Moskova
OH, I know where you come from! HA HA HA ...
You are Georgia... Yea?
You may need more training on Russian.
Some VODKA for free... How is that? HUH
VladimirPutinn 3 years ago
Pleeeeeease!
psf14tc 3 years ago
Marry me Marta!
psf14tc 3 years ago
Can't miss making fun of the Today show. Especially Al.
Actually any Al on NBC. Have you heart this Al Trautwig joker? He makes Al Roker sound like Al Einstein.
WileyCoyote69 3 years ago
The Georgia president dosent respect the 6 points for the "pact"
Georgia not reconoced the autonomie of Osetia
fusilenmano 3 years ago
Congrats, Gnooze. :)
mfess 3 years ago
Yeah marta...1 yr.!!!!!
blackbart99 3 years ago
Nice inclusion of the Bush back-slapping image! What an embarrassing idiot.
Thank you for all the Gnooze!!!!!!!!!! Woo hoo!
DookofHDP 3 years ago
This is no joke - this is a real war, people are being killed by Russian army.
siutenioras 3 years ago
NO thank you, 5*"S anyway, check this out fox get there lies put back in they're face./watch?v=O9aMgFQpc1c
1NethgilN 3 years ago
Hey Marta!
Can you do a daily vlog recap of what goes on on The Today Show for me? I can't watch it myself cuz The Today Show makes me want to bash daytime television programming executives in the head.
Gee! Thanks!
ZachsMind 3 years ago
gEORGIA started the war not Russia! Liar!
rudymontes1 3 years ago 2
RudyMontes1 said, "gEORGIA started the war not Russia!"
He who smelt it dealt it.
ZachsMind 3 years ago 2
The Unites States does not have the balls to go up against Russia or China. This isn't some shithole third world country like Iran or Iraq, this is RUSSIA! Third largest economy in the world. The US short of launching nukes would have it's head handed to them in a war with Russia and China would see the oppertunity and join in likely. So you can see the Russian attitude is like "What...? What?... WHAT BITCH!" To the US.
ivanbunny25 3 years ago
oh i beg to differ. the elites in control of the foreign policy look to thrust the US int opa third world by fueling more war which in turn will break the dollar. it is true russia did not start this conflict but they maybe have broken the truce which was for some reasons of their own. which at this point still seems debatable.
righteouspolitics80 3 years ago
She's pretty hot except for the gap between her teeth. And at 2:00 I can finally understand why Phelps won so many gold medals. He's a freaking vampire!
jarrett2005x 3 years ago
Cheers!!
frankscola 3 years ago
Always a good idea to check the info first. Apparently georgian generals took their own retreating tanks for a Russian column. Just like shvili got spooked by a barrage of his own artillery...it was priceless - looked like he pissed him self all over.
klin1klinom 3 years ago
LMAO I love her Russian impersonation
BrnoutJerzey 3 years ago
If you are wondering why they invaded so deep into Gorgia and away from S. Odessia it's because of an oil pipeline.
This will make the ISS a very dicey place to be especially when we have no way to get there.
ujdo 3 years ago
love the french accent ^^, you're awesome Marta, keep em coming XD.
Jayvaraman 3 years ago
Congratulations, keep them coming...
zqueenbean 3 years ago
Happy Birthday GNOOZE ! I'm drinkin this bottle of Cutty Sark for you.
readywerx 3 years ago
happy birthday!
jx14aby 3 years ago
Silly tanks!
a4near 3 years ago
Celebratory stream of consciousness comment:
1) And here I thought Bushie's thing was "cherry picking in the intel orchard".
2) The NASA spokesman modified it to "rad ass", eh? :) Ok, I think we've discovered who is responsible for NASA's spacecraft occasionally flying into planets at full speed. :)
3) I literally applauded when you said you were kind of sick of the Today Show. And I'm not even kidding.
4) Wow, happy 1st anniversary! That's not just awesome - it's awesome cubed, plus 1!
mysticfm 3 years ago
i want to bone your sister
palimony 3 years ago
Please go away.
jx14aby 3 years ago
Wodka! I love Wodka!
Ok.. not so much. But it's a really cool werd thingy.
5 stahs. Take em', broil em', put em' on a plate.
Electrophill 3 years ago
Wow, has it been a year already?! Excellent work!!
scottmhoward 3 years ago
YES! Congrats on one year of Gnooze!! :)
lisasimpson 3 years ago
What's a "Today Show?" Is it as half as good as the Gnooze?
thoxbui 3 years ago
Marta Rocks!
JimmerSD 3 years ago
Happy Anniversary, and thank you "for being an ornament to our drab lives." ;-) Seriously though, thank you. We appreciate the time and work you put into this to keep us informed. Break out the wod-ka!
djbuck1 3 years ago
Bullshit! Georgia Attacked Russia First!
rudymontes1 3 years ago 2
No it didn't you moron. Georgia attacked separatists on it's own land and then Russia came in.
madeye0 3 years ago
Bullshit! Georgia Attacked Russia First!
rudymontes1 3 years ago
you are so wrong. South Ossetia is part of Georgia, not Russia moron.
PumaPumaPride 3 years ago
Where's North Ossetia?
jx14aby 3 years ago
Its right above South Ossetia
AmericanJustice911 3 years ago
In Russia. South Ossetia is in Georgia though. Get it?
PumaPumaPride 3 years ago
Georgia massively shelled a sleeping city with artillery in violation of 1992 agreement and killed
Russian peacekeepers. Georgia deserved to get fried.
Mavlik 3 years ago 2
Happy Anniversary Marta
Zarbod 3 years ago
OMG, Happy 1 year anniversary! You guys have rocked some pretty freakin awesome socks for 365 days!
mangobanna 3 years ago
congratulations.
squitmaa 3 years ago
Happy Anniversary!!!
TimberGeek 3 years ago
One year and every episode a winner! I tip my glass (Cabernet) to youse AND the winners behind the scenes. Heck, I think I'll tip my glass (Cabernet) to most anyone at this hour.
SonomaDave1 3 years ago
Congrats on your year 1 Anniversary. Whowaa!
Jervns 3 years ago
Ooo,Marta,watch the response,watch the response OOOO!!!
Blargaldalien 3 years ago
yay!!!
senorfish4 3 years ago
Happy Happy Birthday Birthday!
godlyfighter 3 years ago
Marta your news is fab!!! I'm hooked on it like crack!! ??? Well like strong cough medicine any way!!!!! Keep on keepin on
jg
johngalt2626 3 years ago
Happy Anniversary, Marta!! It's been a great gnooze-filled year.
anmoose 3 years ago
Happy Anniversary Marta (Gnooze):-) Mike
mike8494 3 years ago
Happy anniversary gnooze!
Diasfu 3 years ago
wow one year, seems longer, just kidding, love ya guys!! Best news storys around!!
Texasred63 3 years ago
Look at the map- it's right by Chechnya- Putin's old tricks or U.S. exploiting his credibility gap- 60/40?
Life imitates Call of Duty 4 imitates life?
Velitoptorix 3 years ago
Really? A year? It doesn't seem that long! Thanks for the laughs Marta!
qiranger 3 years ago
Yesterday was the 1 year anniversary of the gnooze...
And the entire gnooze team was all like:
Come on man, we were supposed to be all rich & famous in 6 months.
I mean that's what Marta told us... 8 months tops.
And now it's 1 year... and sure, we have tons of fans who love us & it's kinda fun doing the show...
But, when do we get a free trip to China, where we get to eat stuff & talk to Olympians while being paid exorbitant salaries?
And that's today's comment, thanks for reading.
jdjdbig 3 years ago
THE GNOOZE rocks!!!!!!
DIRTDEVIL1200 3 years ago 2
heres to 1 more year...lol i figure after that marta will be some big shot news anchor :p
i3kel 3 years ago
A splendid anniversary to y'all! :)
Keep the gnooze comin' hard and fast.
simplydaft 3 years ago
Happy birthday !
itsbizbuz 3 years ago
Congrats on the Anniversary girl. Excellent show as always.
PsyogiBottoms 3 years ago
Congratulations on your one year anniversary! You have a great channel and I see nothing but further success for you.
mittius8 3 years ago
huh i didn't know they broke the treaty... that was fast!
you make the news interesting, too bad i didn't hear of you sooner..
rain8a 3 years ago
and people wonder why poland and the czech republic wants a missile defence system.
geargemartin 3 years ago
woot woot one year yay! I don't enjoy viewing the morning shows those people are so fake.
geekyvince 3 years ago
Good One U Rock Marta....1ST Com lol
sac2ase1 3 years ago