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  • у девочки щитовитка на износ работает. У нее глаза блестящие - это верный признак повышенная концентрация в крови гормонов щитовидки. Такие люди неадекватные - это как быть постоянно беременной или постоянное пмс.

  • эх они и ебнутые

  • Great stuff. :) Realy liked it!

  • hahahahah lololol

  • Нормальное видео. Девчонка живенькая, по приколу посмотреть. Под конец, правда, слила.

  • Я в ахуе, такого говна я ещё не видел!

  • well she is great fun to watch, who cares about the news, anyway I liked the bit about the shuttle, not only she makes perfect Russian, French noises, but that the way it is done, Put a date very well ahead, and then try to make it earlier -- will have a resounding success, with all the people bored by waiting for ages, suddenly wow, -- so quick?? Time flies Gentlemen,, Girls Too,

    you had enough of fun anyway,.,

  • You are all wrong!The war is everybody's fault and that includes you,me and Marta Costello.Naturally,no politician is in any way involved in this debacle.When its goes wrong it is OUR fault.When it goes right-does it ever-they have done it again.She is great!

  • If you didn't go to the area of conflict,than why won't you shut up your pretty mouth.

    Oh! are you exercising in making disinformations?

  • Very nice! Keep it up!

    Though, maybe, put your AmazingCosbars spot at the end of the video. Just a thought.

  • USA Bush + Georgia Saakashvili = The war in South Ossetia

    youtube. com/watch?v=Kwlcjuys2Bg

  • you are so good looking !

  • I'm sad your reporting the American story of Russia/Georgia. Please try looking at the foreign reports on the conflict. You will see that Russia had every right to help South Ossetia and protect there interests. Plus Russia is the only ones helping South Ossetia right now and preventing Genocide on the part of Georgia. Just look into it a little more.  I enjoy your reports because they are funny though, I was just hoping for a more unbiased report. Thanks.

  • @QueerRicky Well said, mate.

  • It was Georgia's fault...

    Our media is twisting the imgage.

  • ur HOT, DAmn!

  • congrats on one year!!

  • Love your bush impression Marta

  • Bad rip-off of Inmendham.

  • He is actually copying me -- look at his video descriptions, he admits it.

    I don't mind though -- I like his version, too! :)

  • I would fallow you throw hell, hahahaha, your great. 5*s.

  • Hey that was great "Planty of Vodka' funny thank you

  • Thanks for doing "it" this long.

  • cheers GNOOOOOOZZZZEEEEE

  • 1.Check out Eric Jon Phelp's investigation on the Jesuits

    2. youtube search" vatican assassins

    3. Watch all the related vids you can find and you will see who the Evil New World Order string players are of all the world's puppit Kings & Presidents for the past 500 yrs.

    4. How bout some wadca

  • Pshsh ...Pshsh ...

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  • ( o - O ))

  • Happy Anniversary gnooze

  • PS..Nothing like cruising in a 30 year old spacecraft listening to the oldies on the 8-track stereo.

  • Happy Anniversary gnooze!

  • Olympics olympics blah blah blah! lol..

  • I forgot our anniversary - you must really hate me right now.

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    ¨°º¤ø„¸ Happy VODKA ¸„ø¤º°¨ ¸„ø¤º°¨ gnooze ¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸ ¨°º¤ø„¸

  • Happy Anniversary!! w00t!!

  • Vladimir Putin

    Moskova

    Happy VODKA to you, Happy VODKA to you!

    Happy VODKA for you NOW...

    Happy VODKA with you.

    LA LA LA LA LALA

    Ooops I am a bit drunk!

  • Happiest Anniversarying. You are the best Marta!

  • happy anni Marta, been sharing you with friends, keep on fighting the good fight

  • HAPPY ANNIVERSARY MARTA! WE LOVE YOU!

  • happy aniversary!!!!!!!!!

    keep up the good work!!!!

  • People of the World!!

    Dont believe in the west media like cnn, fox news, AP and more!!

    THEY ARE CONTROLLED BY THEIR GOUVERMENT!!

    STOP WATCHING ONLY YOUR OWN MEDIA!! WATCH MEDIA FROM DIFFERENT COUTRY´S!! IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIVE!! '

    AMERICA PLAN A WAR AGAINST RUSSIA!!

  • Happy Anniversary :)

  • I've enjoyed every day of the last year, of you being in my life, albeit intangibly, Marta!

    May you have many more such great years of success!

  • Happy anniversary,Marta.

    And your French accent is as close as it gets.

    Here's to another year of your unique sense of humor.

  • She's doing a REALLY cheap SNL comedian impersonation --- and SNL itself is really cheap and sleazy.

    Yay, Americans -- always aspiring to do worse... I mean, better!

  • Is there any evidence that Russia kept fighting after they expelled Georgia from Southern Ossetia? They insisted on a clause in that agreement that they would keep "peace-keeping" troops in the region. I suppose that's the rationale.

    There are scoundrels on all sides.

  • A hole year! I've been watching you a hole year!! WOW awesome, Not counting the time you left us for a while lol, But it's ok i am still here! GOOD JOB!

  • watch?v=H8XI2Chc6uQ

    WATCH THE TRUTH !

  • Vladimir Putin

    Moskova

    YES, We all know. And thanks for the clip address. As I said before we capture that asshole Mikheil Saakashvili (genocider!) and do the same with him as American did to Saddam. After all what are all VODKA's are for? In Russian we say:

    ------ Всё хорошо́, что хорошо́ конча́ется.

    Means: All is well that ends well.

    ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA ..... VODKA .....

  • man, i speak Russian and you sound fake!!!!

    your russian words are written with strange signs- as if transcription for foreigners!!

    That VODKA thing might work for the gullible Americans but you won't trick ppl who know russians personally- russians dont talk like that. Foreigners who want to sound russian do and they put all the prejudice into it

  • Vladimir Putin

    Moskova

    OH, I know where you come from! HA HA HA ...

    You are Georgia... Yea?

    You may need more training on Russian.

    Some VODKA for free... How is that? HUH

  • Pleeeeeease!

  • Marry me Marta!

  • Can't miss making fun of the Today show. Especially Al.

    Actually any Al on NBC.  Have you heart this Al Trautwig joker? He makes Al Roker sound like Al Einstein.

  • The Georgia president dosent respect the 6 points for the "pact"

    Georgia not reconoced the autonomie of Osetia

  • Congrats, Gnooze. :)

  • Yeah marta...1 yr.!!!!!

  • Nice inclusion of the Bush back-slapping image! What an embarrassing idiot.

    Thank you for all the Gnooze!!!!!!!!!! Woo hoo!

  • This is no joke - this is a real war, people are being killed by Russian army.

  • NO thank you, 5*"S anyway, check this out fox get there lies put back in they're face./watch?v=O9aMgFQpc1c

  • Hey Marta!

    Can you do a daily vlog recap of what goes on on The Today Show for me? I can't watch it myself cuz The Today Show makes me want to bash daytime television programming executives in the head.

    Gee! Thanks!

  • gEORGIA started the war not Russia! Liar!

  • RudyMontes1 said, "gEORGIA started the war not Russia!"

    He who smelt it dealt it.

  • The Unites States does not have the balls to go up against Russia or China. This isn't some shithole third world country like Iran or Iraq, this is RUSSIA! Third largest economy in the world. The US short of launching nukes would have it's head handed to them in a war with Russia and China would see the oppertunity and join in likely. So you can see the Russian attitude is like "What...? What?... WHAT BITCH!" To the US.

  • oh i beg to differ. the elites in control of the foreign policy look to thrust the US int opa third world by fueling more war which in turn will break the dollar. it is true russia did not start this conflict but they maybe have broken the truce which was for some reasons of their own. which at this point still seems debatable.

  • She's pretty hot except for the gap between her teeth. And at 2:00 I can finally understand why Phelps won so many gold medals. He's a freaking vampire!

  • Cheers!!

  • Always a good idea to check the info first. Apparently georgian generals took their own retreating tanks for a Russian column. Just like shvili got spooked by a barrage of his own artillery...it was priceless - looked like he pissed him self all over.

  • LMAO I love her Russian impersonation

  • If you are wondering why they invaded so deep into Gorgia and away from S. Odessia it's because of an oil pipeline.

    This will make the ISS a very dicey place to be especially when we have no way to get there.

  • love the french accent ^^, you're awesome Marta, keep em coming XD.

  • Congratulations, keep them coming...

  • Happy Birthday GNOOZE ! I'm drinkin this bottle of Cutty Sark for you.

  • happy birthday!

  • Silly tanks!

  • Celebratory stream of consciousness comment:

    1) And here I thought Bushie's thing was "cherry picking in the intel orchard".

    2) The NASA spokesman modified it to "rad ass", eh? :) Ok, I think we've discovered who is responsible for NASA's spacecraft occasionally flying into planets at full speed. :)

    3) I literally applauded when you said you were kind of sick of the Today Show. And I'm not even kidding.

    4) Wow, happy 1st anniversary! That's not just awesome - it's awesome cubed, plus 1!

  • i want to bone your sister

  • Please go away.

  • Wodka! I love Wodka!

    Ok.. not so much. But it's a really cool werd thingy.

    5 stahs. Take em', broil em', put em' on a plate.

  • Wow, has it been a year already?! Excellent work!!

  • YES! Congrats on one year of Gnooze!! :)

  • What's a "Today Show?" Is it as half as good as the Gnooze?

  • Marta Rocks!

  • Happy Anniversary, and thank you "for being an ornament to our drab lives." ;-) Seriously though, thank you. We appreciate the time and work you put into this to keep us informed. Break out the wod-ka!

  • Bullshit! Georgia Attacked Russia First!

  • No it didn't you moron. Georgia attacked separatists on it's own land and then Russia came in.

  • Bullshit! Georgia Attacked Russia First!

  • you are so wrong. South Ossetia is part of Georgia, not Russia moron.

  • Where's North Ossetia?

  • Its right above South Ossetia

  • In Russia. South Ossetia is in Georgia though. Get it?

  • Georgia massively shelled a sleeping city with artillery in violation of 1992 agreement and killed

    Russian peacekeepers. Georgia deserved to get fried.

  • Happy Anniversary Marta

  • OMG, Happy 1 year anniversary! You guys have rocked some pretty freakin awesome socks for 365 days!

  • congratulations.

  • Happy Anniversary!!!

  • One year and every episode a winner! I tip my glass (Cabernet) to youse AND the winners behind the scenes. Heck, I think I'll tip my glass (Cabernet) to most anyone at this hour.

  • Congrats on your year 1 Anniversary. Whowaa!

  • Ooo,Marta,watch the response,watch the response OOOO!!!

  • yay!!!

  • Happy Happy Birthday Birthday!

  • Marta your news is fab!!! I'm hooked on it like crack!! ??? Well like strong cough medicine any way!!!!! Keep on keepin on

    jg

  • Happy Anniversary, Marta!! It's been a great gnooze-filled year.

  • Happy Anniversary Marta (Gnooze):-) Mike

  • Happy anniversary gnooze!

  • wow one year, seems longer, just kidding, love ya guys!! Best news storys around!!

  • Look at the map- it's right by Chechnya- Putin's old tricks or U.S. exploiting his credibility gap- 60/40?

    Life imitates Call of Duty 4 imitates life?

  • Really? A year? It doesn't seem that long! Thanks for the laughs Marta!

  • Yesterday was the 1 year anniversary of the gnooze...

    And the entire gnooze team was all like:

    Come on man, we were supposed to be all rich & famous in 6 months.

    I mean that's what Marta told us... 8 months tops.

    And now it's 1 year... and sure, we have tons of fans who love us & it's kinda fun doing the show...

    But, when do we get a free trip to China, where we get to eat stuff & talk to Olympians while being paid exorbitant salaries?

    And that's today's comment, thanks for reading.

  • THE GNOOZE rocks!!!!!!

  • heres to 1 more year...lol i figure after that marta will be some big shot news anchor :p

  • A splendid anniversary to y'all! :)

    Keep the gnooze comin' hard and fast.

  • Happy birthday !

  • Congrats on the Anniversary girl. Excellent show as always.

  • Congratulations on your one year anniversary! You have a great channel and I see nothing but further success for you.

  • huh i didn't know they broke the treaty... that was fast!

    you make the news interesting, too bad i didn't hear of you sooner..

  • and people wonder why poland and the czech republic wants a missile defence system.

  • woot woot one year yay! I don't enjoy viewing the morning shows those people are so fake.

  • Good One U Rock Marta....1ST Com lol

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