Spiderses (Part 1)

[iCraved]

I like how the end gets all sophisticated. *listened to it after all*

[iCraved]

I can't listen to this. x_x

[zillahero]

wow this guy has no regard for spell check

[voo0]

Holy fuck he almost sneezed

[lazors1]

This story is fantastic. The author does a good job making the characters seem alive. Honestly I think I'll surprised next time I see twilight as a non-spider creature, she just seems so natural as a spider. And don't even ask how Big Mac got there or became a spider in the first place, the story is about love, not facts.

I give this, 5 hoofs up!

[d3m0nicpk]

I love the fail grammar.

It's either trollfic or written by a 5 year old.

lol.

[shakeit671]

THIS IS AWFULL

[SS4Brony]

we should have spider sex and twilight was like, ohkay. but i do not know how to have spider sex

LOL this shit is blowin my mind

[SS4Brony]

the way you read is making me laugh to hard

[neptunebabydance]

(Trollface)

Time problem?

[neptunebabydance]

:Trollface:

Time problem?

[neptunebabydance]

Trollface moment. It was actually 1:48. Time doesn't go over 60 seconds.

[neptunebabydance]

I couldn't stand how uncivilized it was. I stopped at 1:84

[INF1NATEgaming]

You actually have to try to make a fanfiction this bad. It takes actual skill! XD

[PortalFanPage]

He slided away like a dragon

Gets me every time

[PortalFanPage]

Fuck you dude I was in my bed and was trying to hold my laughter in but it was impossible, pleeeeaaaaase find more bad fics and read them XD

[TauEmpire22]

Oh these Trollfics...

[SantaFishes101]

:U sometimes I hit people with my nose and say peck.. and sometimes I poop. :I

[TheOwlsrcool]

@MuzzledElk yeah, no duh :l I was Jussayin because at the beginning he said lots of people liked this and recommended this.

[kirbyzilla19]

cant tell if written by 7 year old, or troll...

[shivers1231]

My friend made me read this entire thing.

In a Pinkie Pie voice.

[DotxHackerxBlade270]

Couldn't stop laughing at this read XD

[TheOwlsrcool]

This fanfic sucks. I was all wtf through all of it. How do people like this? It's like enjoying throwing up, being sick, AND having diarrhea at the same time. Plenty of spelling errors and the plot is horrific. I can make a better fanfic using only half of my brain.

[MuzzledElk]

@TheOwlsrcool ಠ_ಠ

Obvious troll fic is obvious.

[ALEX9T9]

you sound like albert wesker

[jackthehedgehog2]

That was on a new lvl of retarded

[ufailhaha2]

The guy who wrote this is OBVIOUSLY trolling us

[Duraganthelion]

Why does this remind me of 'Half Life; Full Life Consiquences' only with ponies? XD

[Vexentra]

sad face, so much emotion in those two simple words

[Ragn4r0k311]

@Blueeyedchickadee

and big mac said eyyeup

[Ragn4r0k311]

i don't get it.

[randompeoples321]

Spiderses is one of the BEST Friendship is Magic troll fics XD

[AGENTBRONYPOCALYPSE]

whta the hell is this?!?!?!?! 0_o

[18mudder]

hearing this made me a derp

[010000012]

am I the only one who gets the feeling like there are watching The Room

[FilAm4494]

Hey! I know the guy who drew that pic!

[Fleskdawson]

What in the name of celestia am I listening to?

[AGENTBRONYPOCALYPSE]

@Fleskdawson you tell me?



[mandella644]

Lol it sounded like it was written by a teenage girl! XD

[OVERWATCH340]

MLD-this ... Kinda a weird sequence

[TheIRWC]

tom goes to ponyville or spideres?

[TheIRWC]

spa dur sass

[kakatikalaza9]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XD

[pvtread]

?????, IDK  THE POINT OF THIS ISSSS WHAT LOL

[Liliputian07]

I can't fucking believe you didn't laugh at this.

You are a god.

[ProductionsOfDaLOL]

XD this is terribleXD

[thesega99]

Reading a clopfic out loud using a dramatic voice while others are around? You, sir, have a pair.

[Cmang54]

Thanks to my inner Morgan Freeman voice this fanfic was FUCKEN AMAZING

[turtwigtrainer123]

It's so bad it's fuckin funny..........it's weird how the grammar gets better to the end

[LadyCorsaires]

Why do I get a half life full life consequences feel from this XD

[3dgisawsome]

this fanfic fuckkin sucks but good reading XD it was epic read voice

[sdbegotist]

Bad Fanfiction + Serious Voice = Awesome Reading

[IAMNOTCRAZY24]

(listens to first two minutes)

WTF is this garbage?

(skips forward to random spot: 3:08)

*facepalm* I'm done here.

[br0niez]

... Horrorfic at the end

[br0niez]

... Let the smart talks begin

[lukeylolkirsty]

im a little confused... i have also heard of this fanfic... but... but... what is this? i dont even... must be a trollfic... must.. be.. *rocks back and forward*

[Angemfire]

Lmfao X'D This is Horrific!

[Blueeyedchickadee]

and Twilight said WAT

[ccsonicTV]

Picture from rainbow dash presents:3

[XGamertech01]

I have the answer to who wrote this.

A mentally challenged four year old wrote this with his entire face.

[XGamertech01]

sad face

[XGamertech01]

this fic has the intellect of a moldy dog turd that has been sitting there for a while

[crazymonkey004]

It is so intense >.<, i mean the emotion,the drama, every detail is so intense and the pace and drama in Azekahh's voice.truely a masterpiece

[THEBIGGRIFF141]

WHAT THE FUCK this is insanity please read somthing with more on an intelectual backing than a brick wall

[eatingtoothpaste7]

This is quite possibly the strangest thing ever to penetrate my ears.

[thelinkinparkfan504]

Troll fic alert!

[lindsaiv]

its soo bad its good.. So F*ing hard to follow >.<

[PaoloTheHitMan]

This is horrible. Confound these 8 year old wanna be bronies...

[OperationKayKay]

I love you monotone voice to this. This is horrible and fantastic. =)

[TheRR334]

in one part of the story there where the words "Y U NO"

i think a mastermind TROLL is behind this story.

it would explain the shity... well everything.

[LonelyWolfesss]

I'm listening like "OH..Myfuckinggoood..."

xDDDDD

This is amazing..xDD

[EinLienZ]

also Y U UR VOICE SO GENTLEMENTLEMANLY?

[EinLienZ]

Rainbow dash reading was better and funnier! Actually molestia readed it...

Spiderses = Pegasuses

[Dannzio]

If you ever read a fanfic containing Fancy Pants, THIS is how you should speak as him. :3

It actually sounds good, though a bit funny.

[rentonneureka]

@Azekahh I kind of like this reading voice better, honestly. 

[shadowwolf7890]

i love listening to you reading stories but this one is written so badly that i cant listen to it

[thebigbangtheoryftw]

LOL your voice XD

I guess the bad grammer is supposed to be funny

[sasuke8745]

@thebigbangtheoryftw actually its literal. I usually look at these things before/while he's reading. All the of the mispells are there o.o

[Dapplefern1]

Wha....What the hell?! Who edited this?! A four year old?!

[Thehunterpwn]

did this person write this story with their entire face?

[TangleTail7]

This is not a very good story

[blindgamerz125]

Translations: dafuq?

[youngkasper585]

wow how random "hey wanna have spider sex?" "okay!" wtf

[IAMNOTCRAZY24]

All I ask is this: Why?

[jamster48]

only 1:33 in and im laughing on the inside at how bad this story is - Never mind im not even going to finish listening to it XD

[SirKobrias]

why didnt she eat him after they had spider sex?

[awsomosaurus995]

I absolutely love the new voice you're doing, it suits the fic really well!

...

No, I haven't a fucking clue as to how that is possible.

[Rhoxs52]

Seems legit.

[zikaheart]

bahahaa.

[MARI06OO]

this is awesome!

[ryolo132]

Personally, i absolutely loved the way you completely took the piss out of that with the serious voice and phonetically saying all the incorrect spellings -3 couldn't have done it myself!

[PointyCheese]

i officially got to 1:22 and could not go on srry :(

[TheRR334]

lol did a 5 year old write this?

[AwesomePolarBear]

@br0niez He Was Brainwashed And Now He's Different . Nahh Im Just Pulling Your Horn : He Said He Moved The Computer To His Room And His Room Is Next To His Parents Room He Didnt Want To Make Noise :)

[blackbirdproducktion]

This is bad as Tom goes to ponyville....good lord this must've been writtin by a child...uhh ok I have to admit that was a bit funny with all the wording

[br0niez]

Who are you and what have you done with my favourite reader?

[Nazgul1276]

quick question... WHAT DA FUQ DID I JUST LISTEN TO??? it's not azekahh's voice that's troubling me IT'S THE STORY ITSELF!! i mean really????!?!?!?!

[iknothatukno]

i tell ya... as an arachnephobe i was both lolzing and wtfing at this

[TGAPEdward]

New fan fic, fuck yes. Voice is odd for a vid, don't mind I'm still gay for your voice. Switching back to reading? awesomeness, even thought the lp was kinda cool.

[FoxyRoxyProductions]

Is this a Clopfic?

[UpsideDownPixel]

this was not expected i thought it wouldve been about twilight trying to turn back into pony not spider sex why the fuck is there spider sex

[BlockyHenry]

Spidersex...

[DarkSectorMaster]

What a weird story what with the engrish

[KingofMercs]

Your dramatic voice makes this story 20% cooler XD

[megadrivesonic]

@Azekahh I personally liked your let's plays, and I still wonder why twilight would turn herself into a spider and have spidersex

[GnomesPhone]

@Azekahh I don't know how people think you do bad at either

[zombieslayer411]

He-he. I wonder what your parents thought if they heard you talk about spider sex in the other room.

[croikar]

this kinda reminds me of Tom goes to Ponyville.... great =D

[blackdragonthebad]

He's on Ritalin. XD

[AwesomePolarBear]

Damnit Azekahh ! You Make A Video When I Have To Go To School ! AAGGGGHHHHHHJJBDJDUUDVSJAIBSKD­KBFKSVAOAPBQCELDBXOGSOD!!! Oh Well Your Still My Favorite FanFic Reader ! :D

[LittleAwkwardPanda]

@Azekahh

I like your readings, your LPs, and your music.

Music is awesome and I just love your voice & comedic comments. So yeah.

Maybe if you came up with some sort of system and posted a LP and a reading every time you posted, everypony would be happy. But personally I don't care what you do lol, just keep doing what you want, broski.

[crris14]

@raptordude115 look all im saying is that someboby already read this fanfic like 2 days before it was published...I bring infomation not complain ( yeah mispells UMAD? )

[Azekahh]

Guys.

1. Yes this is me.

2. No, nothing is wrong with me. I have to be a big more quiet now because my new desktop is in my room, AKA right next to my parents room and I don't want them to wake up while I'm reading these.

3. I will be uploading part two in a better, more "Azekahh" like fashion.

4. >People don't like LPs, switch back to reading

>People complain about the style of reading, and/or the story I read

>I can't please anyone

[EpicBrandonable]

@Azekahh personally i like your Lps.

[flintyoungblood]

@Azekahh you've managed to please one person here at least, thank you for new readings.

[sshemley]

@Azekahh Haters gonna hate..Just do what you like

[Jaydawg195]

@Azekahh dude i understand you cant please everyone and this may sound somewhat selfish but hey if you like what your're doing then post it and forget about the haters because you shouldnt have to appeal to everyone if its YOUR channel

[MrMerkyou]

@Azekahh you can please me >:)...

[kuledrumergie87]

@Azekahh I still like you! This part slightly reminds me of Mic the Microphones Dramatic readings, but your voice sounds better for readings. I only wish I was good enough to have readings like yours :(

[NamelessSolider]

@Azekahh wa? i enjoyed your playthrough of Amneisa D:

[Tohob]

much better written than tom goes to ponyvile. wish you'd have commented during reading tho =( please dont become serious on me aze.

[Backtrackgaming]

Lol

[LoveIsCruel15]

Spiders-es.....like a kid double pluralising something. -_-'

[glubritz]

tom... is that you?

[TheOneAndOnlyDeraj]

Oh no not another one of these

[leohistorias13]

Ffffffuck!

[ThisIsLaCrow]

Wow... I'm laughing my ass off! it sucked! lmao!

[topgun9686]

uuuuuhhh....wth? this story is

[topgun9686]

@topgun9686 bad

[DeathBlade665]

Whoever wrote this story needs to learn how to use spell check...seriously

[omfgpainkillers]

I think its a bit of a trollfic...

But when big mac said wanna have spider sex i litteraly facepalmed

[edalwayo1234]

wut?

[TheBettneyBomb]

WOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo.­.. written by gods !

[MegLikesCookies]

I've read this story before, but it's still entertaining as buck to listen to you read it. Also, you sound different in this reading... Did you get a different mic?

[MrJustinArt]

The FUCK?!

[BeRad117]

People actually really liked this? I hope it get's better... Eh, still nice to have you back.

[SepticArtPRODUCTIONS]

Did this came out of a pigpen because this is straight shit. I can write better than this.

[TurnupBatRay]

I hope u were joking the past 9 minutes dude....

[Luckdorrs]

What the fuuuck?

[Timeflyer1000]

what the fuck did I just heared...

[lordofdarkness111]

wait.. what?... it was entertaining.. but wtf

[zeldamaster52]

about time :)

[BlackKanye]

this is the most ridiculous thing ever.

[OrganisedLightning]

The end of this video is amazing.

[celestialove120]

new mic? you sound kinda different.

[CrazyKittyCat0]

I see you're a fan of FiMFlaMFilosophy.

[TacticalBlue]

this is the stupidest.......fic.........ev­er

[115mrhotshot]

spider sex and wtf omg stop giting horny making fanfics

[13bleachguy]

yay a new upload :)

[cockroachbalogna]

wut

[martyvc]

this is hurting my mind

[FilAm4494]

I was laughing the entire time from how outrageous this was.

[lugia52320]

I...I don't even... :(

[FilAm4494]

I think the way Daniel speaks in Amnesia has gotten to Azekahh.

[Azekahh]

@FilAm4494

I do love his voice, it's so gentlemanly.

[masturcheef12345]

@Azekahh Aze, its obvious that the author of this story is FROM POLANDIA.

[DiabeetusProductions]

@Azekahh I love you

[StellaRoxsWinx233]

@Azekahh dude your voice changed

[PlushieClock]

This person obviously used a thesaurus towards the end... -__-'

[ChowderAnimations]

So kid no about this an rote ubout it. Ad is brony. Ha, ha.

[swasvids]

worst fic ever

[ShadyDANIEL115]

Best. Read-aloud. Ever.

[MrBuffalosoldier420]

oooookaaay, heh...

[ChowderAnimations]

Fickler

[PlushieClock]

That was completely expected.... spider sex? WTF?

[ChowderAnimations]

You hit puberty... FOH RILL

[swasvids]

wow azekahh your voice!

[tirangord2]

Spider sex. Go look up "green porno: spider"

[Spookhunter7]

Lol why couldn't you read dramatic like in all your readings makes you sound 20% more cooler.

no matter how "Fucked up" the fic.

[NamelessSolider]

this has got ti be tge most edjumecated fan fic ever read i has

[dylldj]

wut.

[Schizophrenia222]

i actally seen a spider after watching this. i cried.

[MrLolstfunoob]

you dont sound like azekahh >_> are you one of his friends uploadin their own reading? not that its bad its just im not too clear on what is goin on ._.

[thesonicgalaxy]

@MrLolstfunoob He's doing it sexy.

[TheFroginater]

then twillight said: :(

[rainerbe]

that was amazing.