Tom Waits Telephone Call From Istanbul

[gomerpyleism]

 like say,

John Marland......

[gomerpyleism]

i can just post your name or watch your tv show

[gomerpyleism]

Who else wants cancer,

Who else wants to be dead in under 5 years????

come on cunt heads??

[gomerpyleism]

or go to hell for Destroying a messenger from GOD...

[gomerpyleism]

give me your daughters

NOW

[gomerpyleism]

APPLE DOES NOT CURRENTLY MAKE

A MULTIMEDIA COMPUTER FOR ANY

PRICE RANGE...

[gomerpyleism]

THANK THE JEW

[gomerpyleism]

all future will be on short term text files on my computer

BYE...........

[gomerpyleism]

cunts wont let me put it uphere

[gomerpyleism]

cunts refuse to publish the following

[gomerpyleism]

fuck heads wont

let the word UNSW be put on line

[gomerpyleism]

cunts wont let it be

[gomerpyleism]

Sadly, the muslims are now a weak and useless force in the world,

as it was written by Muhammad....

With the execution of Mufti, went the last Islamic man out of this country........

Iran is the last and only truly Muslim country in the world, that uses Sharia Law,

a law for the person, not the wealth and greed of the Lawyer (Schiester).

Australia is fucked now under a puppet whore prime minister.....

who sucked the american masters dick... and lets Yale rule.....here.....

[gomerpyleism]

this is good and necessary

for the cunts of the world to see......

[gomerpyleism]

Christianity is a religion that accepts no other, no freedom of religion,

a Christian country is a Christian country and any other religion in that country

can fuck off,

this is the way it must be, and will be in Australia, No freedom of Religion, Christianity only without a special pass.........

[gomerpyleism]

Understand that the Jews are more tight now than the mafia in the Godfather movies.

They form a religious power stronger than any union, or free religion..

They have exterminated their strongest enemy the Muslims,

THE Jews have over 12 years, destroyed Islam on the planet Earth,

Even Iran has given votes to women, a crime in both the new and old testament, for all christians, as the old testament says "Thou Shalt not suffer a witch to live".

CHRISTIANS HAVE A DUTY TO KILL AND MURDER WITCHES

[gomerpyleism]

10 dead humans verified by the "Roman Empire Historians" ,

back to life in one or two days.........

The dead just got up and started to serve Jesus

and his disciples, tea and coffee........

THIS IS VERIFED BY THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WHO ALSO SAW CRIPPLED PEOPLE WALK AND THE BLIND SEE AND THE SICK HEALED, LIKE LEPPERS, ETC ETC.......

AND JESUS, HEAL THE DEAD..........

NO ONE ELSE IN HISTORY HAS EVER CLAIMED TO "HEAL THE DEAD"......

AND RAISE UP ROTTING CORPSES BACK TO LIFE.....

I COULD NOT DO IT.

[gomerpyleism]

Yes Henry Ford and Hitler had the full truth out there,

and my t-shirt tells the letter from Carl Marx to a

Fieldhummerbushhhensheimmenros­senfeldfuciiiingjew

and says simply that the jew will attain world domination

by the dissolution of the races and put into positions in the world

that no one will complain against because they are jews.

THE JEWS ARE NOW AGAINST GOD........ALL WILL GO TO HELL

UNLESS THEY FOLLOW THE WORDS OF JESUS, THE KING OF THE JEWS AND

KING OF A GOD THAT BRINGS 10 DEAD

[gomerpyleism]

So long that normal man, has an in built automatic hatred of the jew

without him even thinking about it.......

his societies have been infected with the anti-semitism for so many milennia,

that it is a completely natural and normal think to hate the Jew,

just as it is to hate the devil and to hate spiders and wolves....

and bears and etc.........

Yes all things against humanity and God must be hated and despised,

because the jew brings in abnormals and perverse laws,

such as the vote f

[gomerpyleism]

there is a site which shows that hatred of the Jew is created by the Jew

deliberately in countries it occupies for sympathy, see Einsteins take on anti-semetism.

Another site says, by a jew itself, that the rest of mankind has an instinctive hatred to them that has been deliberately cultivated by them over thousands of years they have infected our governments and cultures.

Deliberately by them as a reflex against persecution which was indemic....and forced by nature..

Yes, for so long,

it i

[gomerpyleism]

Hitler murdered 9 million Jews Hitler murdered 9 million Jews Hitler murdered 9 million Jews Hitler murdered 9 million Jews Hitler murdered 9 million Jews Hitler murdered 9 million Jews Hitler murdered 9 million Jews Hitler murdered 9 million Jews Hitler murdered 9 million Jews Hitler murdered 9 million Jews Hitler murdered 9 million Jews Hitler murdered 9 million Jews

[gomerpyleism]

Hitler murdered 6 million Jews

Hitler murdered 6 million Jews

Hitler murdered 6 million Jews

Hitler murdered 6 million Jews

Hitler murdered 6 million Jews

Hitler murdered 6 million Jews

[gomerpyleism]

Hitler murdered 6 million Jews

Hitler murdered 6 million Jews

Hitler murdered 6 million Jews

Hitler murdered 6 million Jews

Hitler murdered 6 million Jews

Hitler murdered 6 million Jews

[gomerpyleism]

NUFF SAID AMEN



[gomerpyleism]

read revelations for what is to happen, WHAT US ASSHOLES ARE FUNDING, BUT THEY CAN FUND ISRAEL FOR ANOTHER HUNDRED YEARS, JESUS WILL NOT COME, UNTIL ISRAEL IS COMPLETELY DESTROYED AS IT SAYS IN REVELATIONS IN THE NEW TESTAMENT.... AND THE BEAST AFTER IT DESTROYS IT TAKES POWER OVER THE WORLD.......... 50 YEARS OF ISRAEL IS NOW TOO MUCH.......... IT MUST NOW FOLLOW THE BIBLE AND ITS PEOPLE BE DESTROYED AND ITS COUNTRY DESTROYED IF BIBLICAL EVOLUTION OF PROPHECY IS TO BE FORFILLED

[gomerpyleism]

t REVELATIONS IN THE BIBLE SAYS WILL HAPPEN.... SO THE GREATEST SUPPORTERS AND ALSO THE GREATEST ENEMIES OF THE JEW ARE CHRISTIANS........WHO ARE NOW WAITING FOR JESUS, BUT JESUS WILL NOT COME UNTILL THE APOCALYPSE.... SO THEY MUST CREATE A WORLD WIDE NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST......... IF THEY WANT JESUS TO TAKE THEM UP , WITH ME, TO HEAVEN AFTER THE EARTH IS DESTROYED.... UNDERSTAND, THE DEAD CAN ONLY GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL AFTER BEING JUDGED.... AND THE DAY OF JUDGEMENT HAS NOT ARRIVED.......

[gomerpyleism]

Without Religion, THE JEW SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED IN EVERY PLACE IT INFESTS

ON THE FACE AND UNDER OF THIS PLANET FOR THE GOOD AND PEACE OF MANKIND......AS IT BRINGS UP ANTI-SEMITISM AS A FIGHTING REACTIONARY IDEA,

ALL THE TIME IN HISTORY....

JUST SEE WHAT EINSTEIN HAD TO SAY ABOUT ANTI-SEMITISM AND ITS LONG TIME WINGEING CREATORS.......

THE HUMANS CURRENTLY, ON EARTH, NUMBERS WILL BE DESTROYED TO UNDER HALF A BILLION IN THIS CENTURY, IF THE JEW IS ALLOWED TO FESTER AND PROSPER......

THIS IS WHA

[gomerpyleism]

Hitler murdered 6 million Jews Hitler murdered 6 million Jews Hitler murdered 6 million Jews Hitler murdered 6 million Jews Hitler murdered 6 million Jews Hitler murdered 6 million JewsHitler murdered 6 million Jews Hitler murdered 6 million Jews Hitler murdered 6 million Jews THE JEW HAS REPEATED THIS ON TV AND RADIO, 6 MILLION TIMES...... YET THERE ARE NOT 6 MILLION JEWS LEFT ALIVE ON EARTH, SO HOW DID THEY GET SO MUCH POWER, IF HITLER WAS NOT RIGHT IN THE FIRST PLACE??? YA??? Without

[gomerpyleism]

actor in Hollywood, or should we say "Jew:" Wood.............. AND THE SAME WITH BROADWAY.....JEW INFESTED..... JEW CONTROLLED........... EXTERMINATION OF THE JEW ON THIS PLANET, IS THE ONLY CERTAINTY OF CONTINUED LIFE OF THE HUMAN RACE... THE JEW REFERS TO ALL OTHER HOMINIDS AS "GOYIM"... SO YOU AND ME ARE ALL GOYIM, SLAVES OF THE JEW TO BE USED KILLED AND CONTROLLED BY THEM BECAUSE THIER RELIGION SAYS SO...... WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT FUCK FACES.... Wake up and smell the Kasha

[gomerpyleism]

Steve jobs tried to fuck my flying monkeys,

so they killed him just like they did Stanley Kubrick,

After his movie "Eyes Wide Shut".........So obvious,,,,,nuff said........

and they killed the producer of "The Rose" and "a nigger actor"

an italian Jew for pushing the Federal Reserve funny money question

to another highly placed Jew...............

ITS ALWAYS A JEW...........AND ANOTHER JEW......

AND YOU THINK THERE IS NO CONSPIRACY........

MEL GIBSON KNOWS THE TRUTH SO DOES EVERY OTHER AC

[gomerpyleism]

AND YES NOW, I FULLY CONDEM APPLE FOR ITS STUPIDITY FORCING LAP TOP USERS TO ALWAYS HAVE WHITE SUB PAR SOUND PLUGS IN THEIR EARS AS WE INTERNET ON APPLE LAP TOPS...........ALWAYS EARPHONES IF YOU WANT JUST BASIC STEREO.......... WHAT A FUCKING LIE, MULTI-MEDIA MY ASS MULTI-MEDIA FOR DEAF PEOPLE AND FOR THE DEAF ALONE, WILL THEY APPRECIATE APPLE LAP TOPS.........THE CREAM AND TOP END OF THIER RANGE NOW......

[gomerpyleism]

Understand,

dont you

I can only appreciate TOM WAITS 'Telephone call from ..."

on a 17" lap top, anything more sophisticated or amplified, need headphones

from this piece of sound shit machine.......

[gomerpyleism]

Mulitmedia, thats it

They call these machines Multimedia,

well, if you bought apple, lets hope you are deaf,

because the auditory part of multimedia, the doofs and boffins, did not even consider,

I have to use ear plug/phones with my 17" apple all the time just to enjoy fucking stereo!!

I told that cunt that years ago, and the cunt head ignored me an

now the fucker is dead with cancer..

SERVES HIM FUCKING RIGHT,

FOR COMPLETE IGNORANCE OF THE SHIT SOUND OF MAC LAP TOPS....

[gomerpyleism]

that double bass player deserves a

A BIG FUCKIN HAT ...

SEWED BY BABY.....

[gomerpyleism]

tv campain for NSW , FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT...

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU THINK HAVE ALIVE,

NEVER DRIVE A CAR DEAD..........

NO.....

NEVER EVER DRIVE A CAR AFTER YOU HAVE BEEN DEAD......

[gomerpyleism]

even these cunts have come to the conclusion,

THAT GIVING WOMEN THE VOTE

was the greatest callamity ever to fall upon mankind and will lead to

our ape destruction through and out all human logic and such...

[gomerpyleism]

IF THAT CUNT HEAD, STEVE JOBS, HAD NOT FUCKED

WITH MY IPODS VOLUME, SO I DID NOT HAVE TO CONTINUALLY BUY

BOOSTAROO TO AMPLIFY IT, THEN LOOSE IT IN THE PUB,

MY FAULT OF CORSE, AND HAVE TO BOOSTAROO IT AGAIN,

HE WOULD NEVER HAD DIED OF CANCER FROM HIS ZIONIST MATES...

[gomerpyleism]

is a fuckin thing called , full experience,

or such shit.....

TOSHIBA has always had it, APPLE lacks the sound component of 3D , this 17 inch speakers sound like a 10 year old girls tits.....tiny, no stereo at all, unless you plug in the government enforced limit ear plugs......which are white.....so you will never have a loss of hearing,

and you will never have a rock n roll unless your boyfriend sticks a battery up your ass......

[gomerpyleism]

Apple computers never thought that

people would like to listen to

a lap top music without ear plugs,

and with surround sound,

something part of a 4D lap top,

Apple speakers suck dead dogs balls..

[gomerpyleism]

fuck i wish i had a TOSHIBA lap top now, with subs to really hear this music

[gomerpyleism]

cunts who decide whether what i write is

to be put on Utube or not ,

they remove it a half hour later any way,

just like a chinese meal....

[gomerpyleism]

FYCJ = U U]

I LLVOVE HIM DRUNK......

ME THAT IS..

THEY HAVE DECIDED NOT CO OPERATE SO IA M NEVER RESPONSIBLE FOR

ANYTHING I SAY OR THINK EVER.....AS I MAY HAVE MADE IT UP DELIBERATELY OR NOT OR YES,

I LIKE TO FUCK WITH CUNTS WHO FUCK WITH ME....

[gomerpyleism]

THEY PAINT THE DONKEY BLUE IF YOU PAY...

HMMMMMMM......

HOW BIG IS THE DONKEY????

IS IT AS BIG AS THE SHETLAND PONY IN THE ENFORCER???



[gomerpyleism]

I'M SORRY,

WERE YOU WAITING FOR GOD TO SPEAK???????

[gomerpyleism]

JOHN CLEESE

AND A DOUBLE BASS

[gomerpyleism]

ONLy GIRLS GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THE LYRICS......

[gomerpyleism]

everything says one second ago

THAT MEANS THE CUNTS WILL REMOVE ALL

MY COMMENTS.

[gomerpyleism]

fjuck i love this song in the raw, acoustic,

with a double bass spot..

[gomerpyleism]

feel it cunt heads

[gomerpyleism]

It's his only song with a Rock N Roll beat, not a blues or other.

SIMPLE.....

[gomerpyleism]

this song is the hook,

this song hooked me and a million others...

[gomerpyleism]

Like the man said in "Pretty Woman",

you either like Opera instantly, and you will forever

or you will never like it, no matter how you try........

This is the same bullshit logic.....

[gomerpyleism]

You either understand completely, and totally,

straight-away.....

or you never understand.....

You have to be one of the 1% ers...

[gomerpyleism]

Do you know how bad its like to

be drunk without medication????

[gomerpyleism]

Only those who can appreciate insanity, a human-beings-insanity..

Need not apply.......

[gomerpyleism]

>.... Liven in a medicine chest, Mediterranean Hotel back, Sprawled across a roller top desk, the monkey played the blues on an overhead fan, they paint the donkey blue if you pay, I got a telephone call from Istanbul, My baby's comin home today..... Will you sell me one of those if I shave my head, get me out of town as the fire boss said? never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when your dead, Saturdays a festival Fridays a gem, Dye your hair yellow and raise your hem,

[gomerpyleism]

ok.SHITTERS .. All night long, proten mast, laying cross a a ladial desk... Will you sell me one of those if I shave my head, Get me out of town as the fire boss said, Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, Never drive a car when you're dead..... Saturdays a festival Fridays a gem, Dye your hair yellow and raise your hem, Follow me to buellers on dry creek road, I've got to wear the hat that my baby once told... repeat chorus

[hasankemaluysal]

I see there are "2" people that misclicked either this video or the "dislike" button! Respect to Tom, he saves more lives than any psychiatrist...

[3SkatingLibras]

this is currently my ringtone, I never give a f*ck to what people say when I pick up because of this piece of badasserie.

[Mynymphya]

@stampede274 i laughed my god damn ass off man. really i haven't laughed like this for a very long time

[borris93]

What is this song about? I'm turkish and would just like to know?

I do love Tom Waits... just for the record...

[ozvoxhumana]

@borris93 - as far as I can tell, it is about a man who has hit rock bottom in a Mediterranean hotel, who receives a telephone call that his baby is coming back from istanbul.

Why she is in Istanbul isn't explained. This is a Tom Waits song however, so it might be true, or it might be a metaphor for something, or it could just all be a drunken delusion.

[borris93]

@ozvoxhumana Thanks for replying.

Well that has opened my interpretation even more. So thank you.

Respect to Tom Waits for him being the way he is. I love him to bits.

[louisfriendhastaste]

Think it sounds like Ralph Carney on sax and Ribot on Gitarrrrrrr

[roomme]

the saxophone solo is great, it's a big scream !!

i love this guy !

[louisfriendhastaste]

One person bought a blue trench coat!

[rainbowneznarf]

I am so in love with Tom Waits! So much so that i would take him as an old man!!!

[bustedupbutbreathing]

tom is only the deepest, coolest baddest cat there ever was. you're never alone when you got a bootle of bargain scotch and a tom waits album! so says I!

[roomme]

This is the definition of (Experimental music) Pure genius !!!

[pizsirugi]

they paint the donkey blue if you pay - epic!

[ottinger0980]

This song is just audio erotica. Period.

[bifferspice]

the bass solo (2::48) never fails to cheer me up!

[LegGanders]

I always forget that he's an actor... Wristcutters :)

[unclebreezybum]

Never drive a car when you're dead...good advice

[Shar1179]

All night long on the broken glass livin in a medicine chest mediteromanian hotel back sprawled across a roll top desk the monkey rode the blade on an overhead fan they paint the donkey blue if you pay I got a telephone call from Istanbul

[cheechwizrd]

if you enjoy this late nites with a few shots of black velvet,,,y'all are SICK!...call me!

damn!

[edstone1]

PLZ put out the whole album.

[timdalf]

FUCK YEAH from me:)

[crappaholist]

Is tom still waiting to that phone? :D

[tomaglurjidze]

My father is deaf, but he still likes this.



[Ullbritt]

@tomaglurjidze lol

[markev123]

@SouthardJon Idiot

[Justhere4food]

@SouthardJon Are you retarded?

[yeahimazombie]

I dance to this song on december the 1st 2011 at 5:30 am (aporx) while everybody else where asleep by drinking and belive it or not i was the last man standing, the funny thing about it its i never dance, last time i dance was when i was about 9 years old... tom waits is the only person that had/has the power to get me in tuuuune haha!

CHEERS!

[anguelroumy]

@yeahimazombie Cheers to Tom Waits and U dear !

[flight1100]

Yeah. Either he is a genius, I'm insane or both.

[MrIguanablues]

yeah!!! tom nice baseline ba ba na ba bana

[MrIguanablues]

i like tom waits nice baseline

[dmcresco]

never trust a man in a blue trench coat and never drive a car when your dead :)

[BlueIce7BGB]

1 person drove a car when they were dead :/

[XoxoTTe]

handsome

[sidDkid87]

never trust a man in a blue trench coat

never drive a car when you're dead



[beerecan1227]

the description says it all... theres no way to describe waits' genius

[bacardi119]

I can´t stop listening to this song.

[123skurkful]

Best version of the song, i think.

[5tunt101]

this is pure perfection!

[luisarmis]

thanks tom

[Batman081164]

Pure Genious ... Tom's above common mortals ... 

[rachelfishfry13]

I am obsessed with Tom Waits. One of the most unique voices, his metaphors are to die for, and his style is irreplaceable. Thank you Tom Waits for being Tom Waits.

[Toedoog]

NEVER TRUST A MAN IN A BLUE TRENCH COAT

NEVER DRIVE A CAR WHEN YOU'RE DEAD.

Wise words Tom.

[edgbarrowwight]

@Toedoog they saved my life once

[mmiaxx2002]

fuck the pope yes! scratchy nun jumpin jive music! dig this!

[tadpole329]

Oh Yeah...Fuck Yeah....fantastic,...man i could dance my nutts off to this

[LadyeXo]

@tadpole329 I think that's the best damn comment I've read all day.

[tadpole329]

@LadyeXo Why thanks so much...nice one

[ConsuescoCoaegresco]

thanks for finally posting this version

[ConsuescoCoaegresco]

thanks for finally posting this version

[davitdavit87]

Two Words: Fucking Genius!!!

[stampede274]

UDDASHOORNAMORNINBOKKENGASSLIB­INDIDMEDIGESMILITARYMANAMANAH ELLAJACKPADDLEMONKEYRUDEBAGAHI­PFASDOYAPLEASE I GOT A TELEPHONE CALL FROM ISTANBUL

[TyVoltage88]

@stampede274 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! awesome man...

[Ekogerr]

@stampede274

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IM CRYYYYYYY

[DarcOfTheShadows]

He sounds like a barking dog done up on too much whiskey and cigarettes. I love it.

[shploomp]

if god didn't want you to get drunk in the morning whiskey and coffee wouldn't taste so good

[derekmulraney]

brilliant what a genius "never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when your dead"

this is the mantra i live my life by ha ha

[zer0sv]

i cant figure out what´s i love the most: drinking while i listen to thins song, or, to listen to this song while i´m drinking... it´s so confusing, still i love both ways haha

LONG LIVE TOM WAITS, A FUCKING MASTER AMONGST LEPERS AND SLUTS!!!

[Lordbiggzz]

Real music my friends. Can't imagine Tom saying, "Will this sell?"

[5iisrv]

Whiskey :)

[Batman081164]

Even without the "farfisa" ... absolutely amazing ... one of his best ... and he has so many ...

[LandoftheShanks]

its still my favorite version, but i miss that damned farfisa with a passion that burns like a thousand suns.

[timdalf]

Tom waits for no man. This is just about my favorite of his. The swing of it :)

[gingenicola]

Heard this on the true blood season 2 trailer.. by god it's an amazing song!

[alkis09]

Thanks for posting this!

[LandoftheShanks]

GET DOWN WHOOOO *dances like a mad woman*

THIS IS MY FAVORITE TOM WAITS SONG!!!!!!!!!!

[seikajigoku]

the man is awsum

[chphik]

Great performance!

One of Tom Waits best songs in my opinion!

5/5!

[eclipse561]

I have no Idea what you just said but Im pretty sure it translates to FUCK YEAH

[perrona300]

este maje la maTIZA DEACACHIMBA!