Subgenius: The Breatharian

[sk1972]

I thibk he's up to like 25 million now no kidding

[MetaCraken]

I <3 metabob. What happened to my <3ly metabob? The world is cold and unkind now.

[alamedvav]

You are soo funny i signed up in appreciation. But err uhh I don't know how to break this to you but the thousand buck just wont be coming. You'll just have to learn to access the 5th dimension yourself.

[OdeToNecrophilia]

lmfao

[hangedmanfool]

Have u done the diet? was that diet-coke u were drinking??

[downwithutube]

Dude, if you'd ONLY caught me three years ago, I'd have totally loaned you the 100k. You'd have had to pay it back before retiring to Earth Prime though.

[squidbillee]

I'm guessing they didn't get many takers at 25 mil. It's back down to 100,000 with a 10,000 deposit. I think I'd rather send my cash to Bob to ensure my place on the mothership and just eat cheeseburgers.

[JohnCallafree]

Hello I am Subgenius as well.

[sacredshakti]

LOL "Interesting, didn't know he was black" LOL!

[sacredshakti]

lol :)

[Tht1Gy]

"I ain't looking for forgivness I just need me some slack.

At birth they gave my soul to Jesus. Now I want it back!"

Copyright Tht1Gy!

[Eldritchard]

I checked the site. They have indeed put the price up, and guess what it says' yes, this price is not a misprint' after 25,000,000,00 NO REFUNDS

[kosstmoran]

It is a misprint......25,000,000,00 ?

[doktormeow1138]

every second of this was slack infused. Thank you sir and praise "Bob"!

[silents08]

dont you just feel like knocking the shit out of this man when he says jaaazz!!!

[LoveCraken]

LOL...MetaBob...the price has gone up to $25,000,000.00 USD

[SmoothCollision]

hhaahha love the humor

[SheRa0303]

I just looked at the website (curiosity is a bitch a times) and they have raised the price once more. It looks like as of January 2008, the price for the workshop will be $25,000,000.00 NICE.

[MetaBob]

Damn rich people. Next thing you know, Earth Prime in the 5th Dimension's gonna be a gated community.

[thexists]

BEST THING IV SEEN TO DAY.

[MetaBob]

Tanks.

[Immortaltech123]

You can make jokes and snicker all you want but have you ever gone without eating or drinking and died??

[silents08]

it's true the dude has obviously read this before hand and is now moking it's probly true!!!

[alexanderracho]

Hey Metabob, where does the "jazz!" reference come from? It's so funny, bookending this video.

[MetaBob]

Watch the two vlogs preceding this:

"Re: God Stuff: MetaBob Response 1"

and

"Re: Experience and Interpretation"

[kyeruu2]

are you all fking kidding me? this is crazy

[lucky7monkey]

you are a great man and indeed a brave and shining example of the "bob"'s teachings.

[fredspam]

MB, The price of the workshop (as of 7/4/07) is now only $10,000,000 USD! I hope you got in at the low, low price of $100,000 USD. HA!

[inachu]

you guys were still in your diapers when ivan started all this. LOL........ I miss KNON..... Ivans origianl radio station in Arlington Texas.

[CadicusTheDamned]

Before Subgenius and Slack, there was Our Lady of Discord, Eris, and Discordianism. I have tattoos that are Discordian derived. Really, I was that enthused about Her irreverent hippy cult in the mid '90s.

The thing about both groups is that, Praise Bob!, they figured out and began mocking organized religion by inventing their own long before FSM ever waved his noodly appendage.

[MetaBob]

Wow, I'd never heard of Discordianism. But I just looked it up on Wikipedia, and now I want to read that '60s manifesto.

[CadicusTheDamned]

The Principia Discordia?

I have a battered copy around here somewhere... I think that if I find it, I will post a reply video of a few selected quotes for your enjoyment.

[CadicusTheDamned]

I can't find the thing... Still, there's one line I need to read to you that sums up the entire "religion" succinctly that you should probably hear. I'll try to find it online.

[agenttachyon]

You should DEFINITELY check out the Illuminatus! Trilogy, you'll love it.

[kalin666]

I want to frolic among the sideways trees of the 5th dimension!

[snowfeet]

my thousand dollars is in the mail, metaB. you'll put in a good word for me when you get to the 5th dimension, right? 

and just to cover all religious bases-- Praise Bob, for slack he giveth!

[HarveyHopkins]

You have until July 1st and then the cost will then be $400,000 USD.

[joshuaello]

you're funny dude

[ashboxtoo]

"I'm going for this man, this is for me" - had me in stitches !

Great video

[echohowl1]

He is living in a very "NOW... HERE", dimensional world and is very materialistically needy in a $ way. Not the path of enlightenment in any form that I understand. (Mentally mixed up & trying to get others to join him in his self created world).

Dimensions are open to all at any time but you need to be non materialistic to travel. A true Teacher does not advertise, the students find the teacher.

Interesting read though.

[MetaBob]

Thank you, my friend. This information has saved me $100,000.00 that I didn't have. ;-)

[Euphoria1985]

Wow I love this comment.. something in my heart feels very wrong about this dude... I think you are completely accurate when you say "A true Teacher does not advertise, the students find the teacher."

[TheRothbardian]

Haha, that great. This radio show called FreeTalkLive has Wiley Brooks archived as one of their special guests. They make fun of him pretty bad. The do the same with the TimeCube guy.

[abortedsoul]

Notice no earth prime at home kits are available; spiritual rip offs er... "enlightenments" truly do require money. I mean, without making someone else rich how on earth would you ascend? Elementary.

[Rftank]

Oh now that was hilarious!It almost hurt!

[theJasiu2]

It was so funny when you said: "I have almost 100 subscribers now. So if everyone would send me 1000 dollars I could retire to earth prime in the fifth dimension. I wanna go so bad I can taste it."

[MetaBob]

Oh you thought it was funny. So... you're not sending a check?

[upshall]

lol

[OliverSnippit]

Oh man, I've been waiting my whole life to say this: "The check is in..." Oh crap, I've forgotten how the rest goes...

[MetaBob]

Now I'm kicking myself for not putting up a PayPal button.

[misterbaghead]

That is the most hilarious shit man. Thanks. See you on Earth Prime in the 5th dimension.

[theJasiu2]

Wow... You'r accually fun to listen to..

Man, I'll subscribe to you.

[duckpower121]

Another brilliant video. the brittish version of breatharianism is popular too, When the cracks of the cult enter themselfs in to the million pound prize if you can prove the super natral, so they someone locked in a hotel room the lady propaley trained of course. asked for onley a packet of biskets, the next day she gave up

[CanadianGirlfriend]

Brilliant! I'm not sure that I can scrape up a grand for you though. Sorry. Look on the bright side there is no guarantee that Earth Prime in the 5th dimension has a more consistent supply of Diet Dr.Pepper.

[D4Shawn]

Oooo... the 5th dimension! You're gonna think I'm crazy when you watch my response to that!

[cateyesTV]

bob... you know i'll support you anyway i can but you need to keep in mind the 5th dimension may be rolled up in such a way you may not be able to stretch out on a lazy sunday afternoon... not to mention possible effects the inflation mechanism might have on the waist line. on the other hand you may be able to finally dunk a basketball... if you're serious set up a paypal account and we'll work on getting this vid featured.

[MetaBob]

Please no featuring... not yet anyway. It's so nice and peaceful without all the haters and WTF'rs.

Much better to have viewers who find you on their own, don't you think? At least here, where one does it for love, not money...

[cateyesTV]

you're right of course... i was just trying to help ;)

[MetaBob]

But definitely thanks for the thought.

Popularity, marketing and "a mass audience" are gonna have to be subjects for a future vlog -- and sooner rather than later.

[Billy7766]

In fact I've watched this twice now, and I'm going to ship some Dr.Pepper to you from the UK tomorrow AM

[Billy7766]

bob, seriously for your own good PUT THE PEPSI DOWN AND FIND A DR.PEPPER SUPPLIER!

[borddude123]

lol that was great keep it up

[Castaa]

Word of the day: 'Intermensional'!

[MetaBob]

It's an interaction that takes place between menschen, I think.

[jfkdlsls]

smart!

[Magnulus]

Maybe it's that drink you're tasting, not the urge for slackness. I'll give you five dollars. And a t-shirt!

[dearperson]

You're addicted to that jazz stuff! OMG. lol "sacred dust bunnies." CUTE

i wish i could subscribe twice, lol.

[D4Shawn]

Hey MetaBob! I love that you made a video response! I'm on a dial-up connection so I can't watch it yet. :(