ATTENTION all DALLAS fans!!!**!!! WITH THIS NEW STADIUM NEEDS TO COME NEW FANS!!!!! WE HAVE TO BE LOUDER, ALL WEAR THE SAME COLOR AND START CHANTS LIKE NO NFL STADIUMS HAVE EVER DONE... WE NEED A CRAZY FIGHT SONG THAT WE ALL SING AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS, WE NEED TO HAVE TOWELS AND FLAGS AND BANNERS..... WE NEED TO MORE LIKE COLLEGE FOOTBALL FANS AND HARDCORE FANS......if you are truly a fan of the ALMIGHTY COWBOYS OF DALLAS then copypaste this on every COWBOYS video spread the word
theyre offerign a new sandwich at burger kign called the mcnabb what it is is a whopper but they throw it 10 feet over your head or really hard at your feet
r they better without him? the eagles arent they cant even make ti to the superbowl without him. 49er's? yeah him leaving really helped them out. it put mariucci in a booth lol.
A three-time All-Pro and four-time Pro Bowl selection, Bruce has amassed over 14,000 receiving yards in his career (third all-time). He played the first 14 years with the Rams and won a Super Bowl ring with the team in Super Bowl XXXIV.
hes 38 he does nto have terrel owens speed. at 35 he didnt have terrel owens speed. thats pretty much what im saying. even jerry rice how leads every statistical category pretty much wasnt effective when he was in his late 30's. u cant tell me isaac bruce is better than jerry rice
haha this is funny to me cause my friend Christian was wearing a tiara once just for fun and he looked so gay and then I looked at my sister and said hey its Terrell Owens =D haha
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
TO is a HOF to be. I might be mistaken but isn't that for the best players ever? Romo has great talent. Team just needs to stay healthy and quit the crying about this and that after every loss.
I remember going to the Cowboys game in Dallas against the Eagles this season. We shouted "Eagles Suck" the whole game and T.O. scored two TD's in the game.
Eagles Suck? They beat the Cowgirls.....and, oh yeah, made it all the way to the NFC Championship. And where were the Cowgirls? At the house chilling.
haha im a dallas fan and this is funny. you can all be jealous of t.o. and call him gay for romo and what not but truth is hes amazing and when he goes to one of your teams you will love him too because its so funny how many people comment on him, hahahahahahah
good parady on beer commercial. T.O. went from he's my qb man to romo and another are secretly devising plays without me and romo doesnt throw the ball enough to me. WAHHHHHH. they forogt T.O.'s pacifier!same bs from T.O. he started in sf (my team) to philly to dallas, same tune. get rid of the tude T.O. you coulda been a better receiver. u should be so lucky to make millions in what u do while others who really contribute to society dont make crap or are out of a job! glad 9ers got rid of u!
I am a DIE-Hard 49ERS fan from San Francisco. And All I have to Say is Fuck the Dallas Fagboys, and fuck Terrell Owens, he cries like a bitch. Same as that Fucking Fruit Cake Tony Homo, he cries like a bitch too when it comes to Jessica Simpson, I'm not a hater, and it's nothing wrong with having a fine ass chick. But don't go rubbing it in people's faces, it's like bill Parcels says, "Don't ever be a celebrity quarterback."
Same as Deon Sanders, when he went from the 49ERS to Dallas was a cocky asshole. Gosh I can't fucking stand the Fagboys. All the ever do is Whine like bitches!!!
read Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
i was gonna say how lame this was, but the car wash part was hilarious! something they would put in a real coors commercial.. you guys should really re-shoot this with some better jokes and leave the car wash part in..
what is he bitchin bout now!!!
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RIOTontheSET 1 year ago
car wash priceless
fredthecorp 1 year ago
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
gogmen91 1 year ago
gay
jsev07 2 years ago
Hahaha LOL
lebronjamesgd23 2 years ago
0:04 to 0:12 LMAO
Baseball5030 2 years ago
driven threw a car wash hahahahaha !!!!
GOLAKERS2K10 2 years ago
Vick can come through my hood anytime...i have 5 full grown pittbulls i would unleash on his ass.
KILL MIKE VICK !!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheDallasCowboysRule 2 years ago
@TheDallasCowboysRule looks like we got an internet gangsta
SirBoxer03 1 year ago
carwash line is brilliant
cubicleBOB 2 years ago
LOL!
jabdbznar 2 years ago
TO didnt lose anything he had Brad Johnson Brooks Bollinger and a hurt Romo for about 6 weeks last year and still had 1000 yds and 10 tds.
DerrvilleProductions 2 years ago
wow, that was pretty homosexual
dhung13 2 years ago
Being 35 is o justification for dropping balls when you say you are great and don't play that way.
McJiZzLo 2 years ago
T.O.'s Abilities are failing obviously... he's sir dropsalot.... and not to mention a pretty queer spoof of the real Coors Commercials.
McJiZzLo 2 years ago
hes 35 what do u expect. the real question is do the bills improve from 7-9. id bet money on it
thegreatpumpkin666 2 years ago
seriously... the bill just wastin money on him. He'll retire next offseason.
DaMasterBigJ 2 years ago
i almost forgot. roy williams cant even make 12 catches in a season. lol good luck cowboys 5-11!
thegreatpumpkin666 2 years ago
rowan Nj?
evkiddotcom 2 years ago
yes
qwerty12222 2 years ago
fail
djhbv23 2 years ago
weak
tesuansey 2 years ago
good but no where near the creative genius as Ron Lazzerreti
obs061989 2 years ago
best one i've watched..
td31g 2 years ago
thanks
qwerty12222 2 years ago
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ATTENTION all DALLAS fans!!!**!!! WITH THIS NEW STADIUM NEEDS TO COME NEW FANS!!!!! WE HAVE TO BE LOUDER, ALL WEAR THE SAME COLOR AND START CHANTS LIKE NO NFL STADIUMS HAVE EVER DONE... WE NEED A CRAZY FIGHT SONG THAT WE ALL SING AT THE TOP OF OUR LUNGS, WE NEED TO HAVE TOWELS AND FLAGS AND BANNERS..... WE NEED TO MORE LIKE COLLEGE FOOTBALL FANS AND HARDCORE FANS......if you are truly a fan of the ALMIGHTY COWBOYS OF DALLAS then copypaste this on every COWBOYS video spread the word
tobro81 2 years ago
LOL
southersledgehammer 2 years ago
lol
BostonCelticsftw 2 years ago
He really has something to cry about now that the Dallas Cowboys just released him...
armonocracy 2 years ago
now he gets to go to the bills and screw up their locker room.
rcw0388 2 years ago
haha very well done!
xltallguy1 2 years ago
theyre offerign a new sandwich at burger kign called the mcnabb what it is is a whopper but they throw it 10 feet over your head or really hard at your feet
appledikta 2 years ago 6
that wasnt funny one bit
xvolcom19x 2 years ago
ok mcnabb
thegreatpumpkin666 2 years ago
alright man i like it , you must've seen the nfc championship game last year. btw your comment was 1,000,000 times funnier than this stupid video.
crushfire2424 2 years ago
hahaha im a cowboy fan and i hate TO, this priceless, nice job
almudd101 2 years ago
r they better without him? the eagles arent they cant even make ti to the superbowl without him. 49er's? yeah him leaving really helped them out. it put mariucci in a booth lol.
thegreatpumpkin666 2 years ago
cowboys can't even make it to the playoffs with him.
SoadfanWoW 2 years ago
yes they can they did twice u retard
thegreatpumpkin666 2 years ago
ok but did they make it to the championship? no.
and you didn't even make it last season, and I doubt you'll make it this season either.
SoadfanWoW 2 years ago
mcnabb sucks way more than to ever could
mchoke
appledikta 2 years ago
who said I was a philly fan?
SoadfanWoW 2 years ago
who said i was a cowboy fan?
thegreatpumpkin666 2 years ago
dunno
SoadfanWoW 2 years ago
thegreatpumpkin666 the 49ers have Isaac Bruce and they still suck. So I doubt T.O would of made a difference
Synicaalescape 2 years ago
well the billshave him now and isaac bruce is garbage the dbs of the league figured him out 6 years ago what is he 39?
thegreatpumpkin666 2 years ago
yeah im sure hes garbage. "Greatest Show on Turf"
A three-time All-Pro and four-time Pro Bowl selection, Bruce has amassed over 14,000 receiving yards in his career (third all-time). He played the first 14 years with the Rams and won a Super Bowl ring with the team in Super Bowl XXXIV.
Synicaalescape 2 years ago
hes older than to and slower jhes garbage
thegreatpumpkin666 2 years ago
I cant understand wat ur saying
(No Disrespect)
Synicaalescape 2 years ago
hes 38 he does nto have terrel owens speed. at 35 he didnt have terrel owens speed. thats pretty much what im saying. even jerry rice how leads every statistical category pretty much wasnt effective when he was in his late 30's. u cant tell me isaac bruce is better than jerry rice
thegreatpumpkin666 2 years ago
Its not all about speed though. You don't wanna have a blazing fast guy that cannot even Make 12 catches in a full season
Synicaalescape 2 years ago
is 74 enough for you? how about over 100 in a season? t.o. has done both hes a deepthreat and hes dangerous over the middle
thegreatpumpkin666 2 years ago 2
haha this is funny to me cause my friend Christian was wearing a tiara once just for fun and he looked so gay and then I looked at my sister and said hey its Terrell Owens =D haha
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nitsuaeleets 2 years ago
That was very good
ctjazzking 3 years ago
this was fucking hilarious
maxpower354 3 years ago
to is gay
GetIncendiary 3 years ago
T.O. has been through a car wash, lolololol
yomelo 3 years ago
TO SUCKS GIANTS SUCK!
RyanKinsley10 3 years ago
TO is a HOF to be. I might be mistaken but isn't that for the best players ever? Romo has great talent. Team just needs to stay healthy and quit the crying about this and that after every loss.
CKnight94 3 years ago
TO sucks, Go Eagles!
RyanKinsley10 3 years ago
I remember going to the Cowboys game in Dallas against the Eagles this season. We shouted "Eagles Suck" the whole game and T.O. scored two TD's in the game.
aumisdabomb 3 years ago
good times good times....
powerback55 3 years ago
Eagles Suck? They beat the Cowgirls.....and, oh yeah, made it all the way to the NFC Championship. And where were the Cowgirls? At the house chilling.
devares2006 2 years ago
Amen, Ryan. T.O. sucks.......in more ways than one.
devares2006 2 years ago
dis is funny
BigKris32 3 years ago
the guy in the middle looks gay
tbbucs36 3 years ago 4
they all look gay
coolieaux 3 years ago
haha this was funny
PrentissDBDB 3 years ago
The guy on the left takes it in the ass for sure.
aegisss 3 years ago
thats great lol
Cmackin14 3 years ago
t.o will never win a super bowl
kaldnm80 3 years ago
haha im a dallas fan and this is funny. you can all be jealous of t.o. and call him gay for romo and what not but truth is hes amazing and when he goes to one of your teams you will love him too because its so funny how many people comment on him, hahahahahahah
vivarealmadrid7 3 years ago
T.O.The biggest parasite to any NFL team!
PanteraBoy989 3 years ago
good parady on beer commercial. T.O. went from he's my qb man to romo and another are secretly devising plays without me and romo doesnt throw the ball enough to me. WAHHHHHH. they forogt T.O.'s pacifier!same bs from T.O. he started in sf (my team) to philly to dallas, same tune. get rid of the tude T.O. you coulda been a better receiver. u should be so lucky to make millions in what u do while others who really contribute to society dont make crap or are out of a job! glad 9ers got rid of u!
KILLAMANJARO3 3 years ago
No way TO's staying in dallas.... who would fucking want him
wreckem881 3 years ago
T.O. is a good WR,
just tony romo sux ass.
i would get gram harrel in the draft.....
And as a fan of seattle i would not mind if he came over here.
SmashBrosBrawl 3 years ago
hell yea grahams not going until the 3 round i bet.
your seahawks are gettnn crabtree. lucky bastard.
wreckem881 3 years ago
i know,
crabtree is A BEAST!
SmashBrosBrawl 3 years ago
yeah seriously T.O. has a lot of potential and romo is a prettyboy who is bad at football so he doesnt bring out the best of T.O.
BEESLAXBOY393908 3 years ago
owens is the biggest bitch in the nfl.
hualni 3 years ago
Go washington. Fuck T.O
Imatrueplaya 3 years ago
this aint bad its just like a classic coors light commercial
leadguitaristofbb 3 years ago
TO didnt cry for "tony romeo" this year cuz jason witten is his butt buddy now.
imfumis36 3 years ago 2
lol dis is funny
obama4prezbabi 3 years ago 2
haha fuck TO hes washed up.
bdrumheller 3 years ago 3
one word, awful
TexasKnight9 3 years ago 2
car wash!!!
rav3089 3 years ago
lmao! car wash
Kobe24isRaw 3 years ago
LMAO!!!
DallasWillAlwaysSuck 3 years ago
LMa0!!!!!
siege86 3 years ago
hahaha, great parody :) 5 stars.
notyoursavior78 3 years ago
What's so funny... that was dumb.
crazytomatoes 3 years ago
shit tht was funny
mrowen15 3 years ago
That was not funny at all
Vassup84 3 years ago
that was really good. liked that last part
wickerguy 3 years ago
have you ever been through a car wash lol. yes ive been through one
tupackshaker52 3 years ago
Thats funny - good job!
spegster73 3 years ago
Lol. Good one.
JH16 3 years ago
lol....
JarheadDaBeast 3 years ago
dont be hatin on this vid.....its prety funny
patsk8freak 3 years ago
That was really stupid! That's as good as you guys could come up with?
creatingchaosinnyc 3 years ago
Did not find as funny you guys should have got a better camera and cleaned up the other film you used...
Rather than his head straight up then jurking to the bottom then coming up lmao
lyon930 3 years ago
hey that was clever guys. Nice job!
BClareinHSHS 3 years ago 3
That was pretty funny to me
famlitiez 3 years ago
not bad
Death2ALL007 3 years ago
fail
deukid67 3 years ago
TERRIBLE
SayWhat5725 3 years ago
nice
lucusbrawl 3 years ago
BOOO!!! this sucks
tommizzle 3 years ago
I am a DIE-Hard 49ERS fan from San Francisco. And All I have to Say is Fuck the Dallas Fagboys, and fuck Terrell Owens, he cries like a bitch. Same as that Fucking Fruit Cake Tony Homo, he cries like a bitch too when it comes to Jessica Simpson, I'm not a hater, and it's nothing wrong with having a fine ass chick. But don't go rubbing it in people's faces, it's like bill Parcels says, "Don't ever be a celebrity quarterback."
hibrahim86 3 years ago 5
Same as Deon Sanders, when he went from the 49ERS to Dallas was a cocky asshole. Gosh I can't fucking stand the Fagboys. All the ever do is Whine like bitches!!!
hibrahim86 3 years ago 2
Good concept!! Lame delivery!!
romopower1 3 years ago
Good thing this isn't official. Mmm, false advertising.
MPJ81988 3 years ago
meh
AlexanderRadulov 3 years ago
horrible.
aegisss 3 years ago
Yeah yeah it's always cool to trash the creator of these videos...this is hilarious, with brownie points for the fact that TO is a tool pos.
60BloodyChamp60 3 years ago
pretty stupid except for the car wash. that was funny
ilovejmsass 3 years ago
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SSSProductions101 3 years ago
lol, that was funny.
"have you ever beene through a car wash?"
FunkySpacePirates 3 years ago
i was gonna say how lame this was, but the car wash part was hilarious! something they would put in a real coors commercial.. you guys should really re-shoot this with some better jokes and leave the car wash part in..
captcool420 3 years ago
thank you rex, not bad for 3 douches from a real city. where the fuck are you from, faggot?
cagiants 3 years ago
Overall it was okay, but the car wash part was genius.
SpiderBoy36 3 years ago
FAIL! Learn to write a joke.
MrBigsmurf 3 years ago
Not bad for 3 douches from New York
rexwolvin 3 years ago 5
where is your token black guy?
NannerMcJew 3 years ago 3
I think he was home doing your mom at the time
THOUSANDAlRE 3 years ago
Best Coors Light video ever.
EminemFan710 3 years ago
fail
DREwestcoast 3 years ago
GO COWBOYS BABY !!!!
cnsparrot 3 years ago
not bad
shaneisinthehouse 3 years ago
that was really good lol... but GO BEARS
wdgcguy 3 years ago
that was better than i thought it was gonna be. good job
RamsBuck81 3 years ago
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collen93h 3 years ago
haha COWBOYS SUCK GO BIRDS!
CenaWordLife54 3 years ago
lol go Birds... and yoru a Cena fan you must want to commit suicide everyday :p
brvs20 3 years ago
missed spelled your there
brvs20 3 years ago
Misspelled* you're*
cowboys222 3 years ago
gay bandwagon fans
Armyman432 3 years ago
haha that is good, my friend really likes T.O and the cowboys so its fun to show him this
bubbleywoohoo 3 years ago
TO = Cancer
jacushman 3 years ago
...THATS ACTUALLY VERY HYLARiOUS...
LouDiamondsIII 3 years ago
Must've been a pretty traumatic car wash!
thefonz003 3 years ago
the jokes are good on paper, but the actors blew it. maybe you should have hired me.
illy984 3 years ago
Could have done something funnier for the last joke...
Velociraptor027 3 years ago
fucking gay
diadora190 3 years ago
900
JaYo1919 3 years ago
that is actually good 900th comment
reckso84 3 years ago
love the last little part "been through a car wash" that was awesome y'all
Rocker3829 3 years ago
poor baby fuck t.o go eagles
zachcarlsonissexy1 3 years ago
I'm a big TO fan but this one is funny!
BVU149 3 years ago
LOL
bsears2007 3 years ago
lol!
kirbyz123 3 years ago
Nice
MikeMartin01 3 years ago
that was fuckin funny
packers562 3 years ago
thats gay
duckworth76 3 years ago
hahahah ever been through a car wash? i've been through it... i know what it's like... EPIC!
terrible acting though
nineinchnoise 3 years ago
this video is great & will forever make TO a PUS
wikedwun 3 years ago
LOL
Sasquatch324 3 years ago
i like TO but this is fuckin hilarious!
htownhomie06 3 years ago
The last part was kinda dumb but other than that i loved it!
pich99999 3 years ago
omg the yankees do suck!
dan95c 3 years ago
Yankees suck
nmigliore 3 years ago 3
tight lol
ravallad 3 years ago
lol
unatiq 3 years ago
hahahahahahaha "ive been through it i know what its like " haha
Kfarhat1 3 years ago
Wow talk about Super Retarded. Dont forget to send me a tell from planet UCAHCU.
ToasterMcFunk 3 years ago
Ohh Boo Hoo!! You must be a Cowboys fan! Well deal with it Bro, You guys got beat down, and there is NOTHING you can say about it!!!
lishsc3 3 years ago
this is great!! Hilarious, 5 stars!!
dhedmark 3 years ago
That was great.
HailTTThief86 3 years ago
lol good job
kootdizzle 3 years ago
fail
APallday08 3 years ago
hahah that was pretty funny guys.
YoTone215 3 years ago
CORNY
curlballn 3 years ago
lmao this shit is funny...
yancysanchez 3 years ago 2
hahaha, niceeee
shanbhu 3 years ago 2
Nicely done.
1888oopsjew 3 years ago 2
yo this was pretty good. Good job guys
Bcather 3 years ago 2
HAHAHAH this is great keep it up homeboys!
kojkoj 3 years ago 2
thats shit was dumb as fuck
outkastonia 3 years ago
They Should Really Make This
ThaTruth223 3 years ago 3
funny shit
josephgaltman 3 years ago
i don't watch custom videos alot but, this one was well worth my time. Great job!
JOmole 3 years ago 2
hahahaha you should send that shit in