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  • Its almost scary how accurate this is for some of the traits of a cancer.

  • im carb

  • oh fuck this...

  • I'm A Cancer and I don't belive in love between two humans... -_-

  • You couldnt make this guy seem more of a softy . Im a cancer and yea i am sensitive but we wont just cry for any stupid thing it has to be for someone or something we really care about

  • I'm like in lobster w/a Taurus guys itz funny how Taurus's keep commenting saying that they love cancers :D THANK U ALL FOR MAKING MY DAY AWESOME lol

  • I LOVE CANCER BOYS!!!!!! <3

    Im a taurus :D

  • all the cancer i know are a bit intimidating

  • I'm a cancer and this video is amazing :D I thought it was about me. all my partners were like my mom :D I don't mean their ages, I mean their character ;D they were caring

  • cancers love more deeply than any other, they are more loyal and caring than any other sign

  • I am a Cancer and this video was only wrong in one point: the going slow thing

    just go their pace

  • how to make cancer fall in love with you: smoke 7 packs of cigarettes every day and you'll get a cancer for sure

  • LOL this makes cancer guys look gay tbh

  • this hurts my feelings...

  • Damn,how many people DOES THIS WOMAN DATE?

  • @SweetNightmares100 twelve obviously

  • Ha don't bullsh*t me! Ha I'm a cancer n actully not alot of these r true (well at least in my case) I am soft shelled but lik I don't show it n I well some things r true lik I need reassurance but I hate people making a fuss over me like ppl always say OMG your hair is so fricken pretti n I hate it (only when my crush says it I like it:) n yea we don't lik rushing into things

  • WTF IS A CANCER?!

  • im sorry but this is totally wrong! i am a cancer, and i do not act that gay -_-

  • Oh my god!! I have that same futon!

  • im a taurus and i love the way cancer woman are so possesive and jealous, their dreamy watery big eyes, their sensetivity towards everything, how feminine they are, they're the best star signs ... right after taurus :p

  • @euseermide Taurus guys are like the best! i'm a cancer, and my boyfriend of four years is a Taurus! i make sure to please him (ESPECIALLY WITH FOOD) ^____^ Both the video's describe us perfectly <3 i also have big eyes *o*

  • LOL you described the Cancer guy I like

    -home family values important

    -story-teller (for hours & it doesn't get boring <3)

    -the need to feel cherished berfore sex (he's NOT the type to want sex right away)

    -sensitive (thoughtful, emotional ...)

    -He is super-duper attached ... to his girlfriend, yes he already has one, but it's amazing how gushy lovey he is with her !!

  • I'm now proud to be a cancer. LOVE YA CHUNK!

  • Jason mraz, Dev, Pauli-d, the Situation, Tom cruz,Gisele bundchen, Jessica Simpson, price Edward, georgio Armani, priyanka choirs, Michael phelps, Derek jeter, Josh holloway, vin diesel, 50 cent, liv Tyler, Josh hartnett, adrian greniers, mathew fox, Nicole sherzinger, Dane cruger, Kevin hart, and my favorite mma fighter Jon bone jones!!!

  • If your a cancer u lie frequently, at times you feel alone in a bed if u r single, u like to wear simple things mostly gray or black tops and blue jeans because it reminds you of the beautiful beach. You are very imaginative through art in genral.

  • i wouldn't want cancer to fall in love with me... i wanna live! XD

  • I'm a cancer girl and the only two things I don't feel are true is that I don't really talk that much and I'm not that clingyy. Oh oh and the cancer in the vid is cute!! -3

  • I have a crush on a cancer boy... <3

  • That cancer is so cute :D

  • yeah cancers are sensitive -____- curse the day i was born on 7/8

  • OMG CHUNK!!!!!!!!!

  • oh god, it's a funny video no? lol its cute :) I'm a cancer girl ahaha, it's funny, cause I see some stuff as true and some not so true but it's pretty like vague stuff anyways, like one of those tips is bound to be true to anyone who watches this right?

  • i misunderstood what the titel said...I thought it was a guy who have cancer...But i just watch them for fun

  • ughh cancers are way too sensitive for me. my brother is one.he looks so strong and charismatic but he's super sensitive and self pittying much. if something goes wrong and against his will he can be whiny "whyyy ooooh whyyyy.... *snif*." he loves flattery a little compliment makes him smile from ear to ear. and he has mood swings he's very funny and entertaining one moment and the next moment he's quiet and serious.

  • I'm a cancer and I'm not clingy. But I embarrass easily and Ill think up some nasty revenge when you embarrass me

  • I am a Cancer and I am not clingly and I don't really talk too much.

  • at first i thought they were talking about cancer as in desese

  • lol

  • umm... im a cancer and i dont do ANY of that!!!

  • im a cancer

  • I'm an aquarius but this fits me more

  • ahahaa i'm a cancer and this is spot on for me

  • this sounds a lot llike my nephew haha. pretty spot on actually

  • im a cancer and this explains me perfectly

  • i love cancer people!

    they are very caring, and although their mood swings may upset some, wait 10 minutes and they'll be happy again!!

    i love my cancer boyfriend <3

  • lol.....im a cancer girl and this is just completely wrong.....im not over sensitive and i dont like to talk alot xP astrology is completely wrong......i dont even read horoscoped though sooo yepp. i shouldnt be talking i guess, cuz of haters, so this video is wrong then. you hafta admit at least that much! :)

  • @cheezelova1010 Your response just proves the video right in the funniest way.

  • In short what this video saids is that Cancers are a bunch of Pussies?.

  • @Zoza15 The water signs in general are very misunderstood because we're very contradictory. Yes, at times a Cancer or even a Pisces can act like pussies, but piss one off and we can be as ferocious as a Leo except it'll take longer for us to get over it. Leos are over stuff within minutes, water signs hold on to stuff FOREVER, especially Cancers. Alexander the Great is a Cancer, and he nearly conquered the entire world. All in all, this vid is pretty accurate though, My mom is a triple Cancer :/

  • @girltubaplayer77 Owh really? :)

  • i'm a cancer and this is SOOO wrong

  • ROFL

  • im a cancer (:

  • I'm a cancerian and this vid is embarrassingly spot on!

  • Cancer kept our emotion inside not acting out like that's overacting. Sylvester Stallone is a better example of a cancer .  Emotional yes but we are one tuff sob.

  • my dad is cancer the crab

  • yeah we might be clingy but I think it's not arrogant to say that nobody can love as deeply as a cancer can.

  • @waterangel251983 yep, up to the point when it becomes an obsession :D

  • Total misconception, having to treat Cancer's with kid gloves. In my experience, Cancer MEN in particular love being put down, as long as it's executed in a domineering, rather than cruel, fashion. Every male Cancer I've met's admitted to love playing slave. They're sensitive, yes, but gaga for ballsy women.

  • Cancer Element: Water Most Likeable Trait: Loyalty Best Love Matchs: Taurus, Scorpio, Virgo, Pisces. Middle Love Matchs: Leo, Capricorn, Cancer. Worst Love Matchs: Aries, Gemini, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius. Opposite Sign: Capricorn rival Sign: Libra Best Friend Sign: Libra Worst Friend Sign: Gemini Friends Circle: Libra, Virgo, Aries, Sagittarius, Cancer.
  • Moral of the story:

    Crabs are gaylards

  • hey my bday is july 1st and i think that not every cancer is like that like for ex a person like me...:)

  • We do smother people, and we talk/storytell alot . . .

  • hahaha the guy here is the cutest of all ! :p

  • This guy makes cancer's look like big screaming bitches. >:/

  • CHUNK!!!!

  • trust me astrology is so real or at least something about it is real. if you grow up in a house with 5 siblings that you are around constantly you grow to know them in a more detailed way i noticed certain distinctive traits in my siblings before i even new about astrology so imagine my surprise when i discovered sun signs every trait seemed to fit

  • @birthdayinjanuary lol u went ham

  • The guy looks gay.

  • Im a Cancer and do not relate to this as much as I relate to my Rising sign, Leo. The Leo vid is spot on for me :)

  • Look at all the sensitive reactions of the cancers here on this video. Like this frivolous youtube video has a major impact on your identity. Hahaha you see it proofs you are cancer definitely!!!

  • WTF BRO, IMA CANCER, THIS VIDEO, MAKES US SEEM LIKKE 6 YEAR OLDS. NIGGA WTF?

  • wow i hate when people make a fuss over me. i back away slowly then get ready to run for my life so idk about all that.

  • WTF I'm cancer and this is a load of crap.

  • I'm a Pisces and this made me laugh more than the "How To Make a Pisces Fall in Love With You"..lol... Cancers need reassurance every freakin day, but i love em

  • I want a cancer boyfriend!!! Im a leo

  • about 80% of this sounds nothing like me

  • I think its TRUE my mom is soo sensitive i cant say what i feel because she starts crying and makes me feel guilty..lol

  • Well... I think this video is a little too much...

  • this is bullshit, i know many cancerians and they are not as portrayed in thbis fucked video...... these videos are shit

  • i disagree with everything here. im a cancer and im not overly sensitive or want to takes things slow, i am not a boring talker. and i dnt talk a lot, you dont have to baby me i guess is what they saying to please me or win me over.

  • I have no idea, I was born on the 21st June so I could be a cancer or a gemini

  • I'm a Cancer but not so much a home person.

  • I'm a cancer like princess Diana :) heh heh yay!!

    She got to dance with one of my favorite actors. John Travolta :)

  • LOL i'm exactly like a Cancer but i'm a Sagittarius... -.-

  • @fattynatty1000 That's funny since Cancers and Sagittarius are pretty much polar opposites

  • @whatchukno100 I know :s weird

  • @whatchukno100 So are Cancer and Aries, I've been dating one for 5 years and needless to say it has not been easy. : )

  • im cancer

  • Im a scorpio and i so hope this vid works with me cancer girl lol

  • Your :'( smiley just proved the point :P

  • cancers are so hot. and im not a cancer.

  • im a cancer, and this is all i have to say.

    Nah.

  • What's HER sign anyways?

  • @katsand0gs The girl from the video seem doing an escorpio paper.

  • @duchas she acts like a scorpio. lol

  • @katsand0gs I'm guessing either Scorpio or Libra. Maybe even on the borderline.

  • @discountbacon hm.. I thought of that too.. she has some Pisces over there, too though

  • YESSSSS I LOVED CHUNK FROM THE GOONIES ASLDKJFS.

  • I hate you! Me and Brie are Cancers and we May be a little Sensitive and protective over our objects but thats just us girls! Just because what Month you were born in doesnt make you Prone to all that shhit

  • I'm a Taurus but I'm alot like a Cancer o.o;

  • What the fuck is that bullshit? Like you can know what people like depending on the month they are born...

  • I'm a Cancer man and... this video is completely wrong. Astrology is something humorous to look at maybe once a week and to not take seriously.. if a woman actually took actions based upon what astrology sign I am, I would know to stay away from their CRAZY self. No psycho women tyvm lol. Advice to women, dont take this stuff seriously.

  • @SanguineBullet667 There's more to astrology than just sun signs. When people ask you your sign, they usually mean only your sun sign, but there's more to it than that, such as your moon sign, rising sign, and moon sign.

  • @Aquarius01271992 then that makes astrology so vague it any combination can apply to anyone. let me refer you to a study done by James Randi. search 'James Randi astrology' in youtube to see his study. Astrology is so vague it's B.S.

  • @SanguineBullet667 I doubt you've actually done any research on the subject, but whatever.

  • @Aquarius01271992 Nice way of saying you are giving up and are moving on. ok.

  • @SanguineBullet667 james randi gave them all a vague reading james randi is full of bs

  • @youngrelleus19 they were way less vague than what astrologists give. fail

  • @SanguineBullet667 "They embarrass easily and will never forgive you if they feel they have been mocked."

  • @SanguineBullet667 shut up you pussy

  • @SanguineBullet667 It's okay if you don't believe it, but don't ruin it for people who do. I'm not saying I'm really obsessed about it, hell, I used to be super sceptical! But when I checked my own sign and those of my friends, they were pretty accurate. Of course you can't define a person by their sign, bu so far it's been pretty true for me.

  • @bltsdsubbie What do you mean 'don't ruin it for people' ? Would you tell a Muslim that's about to blow himself up that his religious beliefs are a delusion? Astrology is just as irrational and idiotic as some religious beliefs. People actually live their lives by this nonsense and they need to be told it's bullshit before they ruin their lives. Why would anyone choose to live in a delusion? Every magician will tell you upfront 'This is just a trick.'

  • @SanguineBullet667 Now you're just being intolerant. Let people believe whatever they want, and how could you possibly compare suicide to an innocent thing like astrology? Did people who believe in the zodiac hurt you? Kill your family and friends? If so, feel free to hate. If not, leave them alone. It's their life, not yours.

  • @SanguineBullet667 Actually young man i am a cancer female and this video is the truth. astrology is not for everyone but it is for me :) i date by astrology and live by it and it helps me out ALOT.

  • @SanguineBullet667 You haven't seen what iv'e seen then, my family, friends, exes, ALL have fit their astrological signs without a doubt, its shocking and enlightening to see the people around you a whole nother way. You UNDERSTAND them and the world and universe better. Rising moon signs 20% of your personality also accounts for astrology. Your a Cancer, whats your moon sign? Huh huh? Find that out then watch that video too, take your closed sheltered Americanized robotic brain and SHOVE IT.

  • @SanguineBullet667 You haven't seen what iv'e seen then, my family, friends, exes, ALL have fit their astrological signs without a doubt, its shocking and enlightening to see the people around you a whole nother way. You UNDERSTAND them and the world and universe better. Rising moon signs 20perc of your personality also accounts for astrology. Your a Cancer, whats your moon sign? Huh huh? Find that out then watch that video too, take your closed sheltered Americanized robotic brain and SHOVE IT.

  • @oceansoflovewi I'm sorry but it's a proven fact that astrology is a pseudo-science. No amount of arguing on your part can make astrology true.

  • I LOVE CANCERS WITH A PASSION!

  • that cancer guy is gay

  • this is true and untrue i am not that that emotinal :'(

  • step 4: take things slowly with sex, Im a cancer and I completely disagree. we are ready to go all the time. Only take it slow when we are moody which we get from time to time.

  • @clokwize she meant in the beginning, they don't just jump into bed without feeling a connection or knowing the person..

    which is true. Unless they have low self-esteem, then they're easy... in any case most are like that.

  • You forgot Courtney Love!

  • The sun sign is just one aspect of ones personality there is also the moon sign and the ascendant/rising sign all three will give a rigt on the money portrait of a Cancer

  • I'm a gemini with a moon in cancer...I get along with all the cancer ppl i know.. They're SO shy at first, Once you know them, They're just funny ass ppl.. They don't like to be around places where they don't feel comfortable, THey're all actually very smart ppl..They would usually act dumb, make you think you figure them out and once you think you got them, they hop sideways so you won't catch them..I have these similar traits=D

  • i'm a cancer, and it's totally true :O :L

  • :) i love my cancer

  • wow. exaggerate much...wow..too sensitive for me. I'm a Capricorn

  • @christinaaat That's The Way We Are ;)

  • @majorposiden lolz

  • @christinaaat it's true

  • @majorposiden Yeah. I dated a Cancer. It was beautiful until her started getting on my nerves with the mood swings. I know I have mood swings but goodness he showed his wayyyy to much. but the relationship was awsome until we both we our separate ways. I moved to follow my dreams. He was also very needy. needed to grow up a little more.

  • @christinaaat mood swings is part of their nature - so not knowing how to leave a cancer alone when theyre moody is part of the reason

  • @clokwize Oh Hush! lolz :)

  • lmbo @ 1:23 hilarious.

  • Laugh my ass off

  • IM A CANCER ITS RIGHT WOW

  • its SOOOOOOOOOO HILARIOUS .. i'm a cancer and it seems right

  • wow i dont have collections and i dont talk sex slow

    but the rest is somewhat true

  • oh fck this is right on the money!!!! it was as if i was her just in that video xD lmao

  • suprisingly, this is somewhat true.....

  • they're like wise old owls out on a limb.

  • @AGEofURANUS its all about the heart with cancers, its not the head

  • adorable witto sensitive sentimental pack rats. i find them to be so cute!!! but they always stay from me... i guess im too blunt & crude for their soft cake-like hearts. too bad... i have such a thing for them. im attracted to the very thing i lack.

  • im nothing like a cancer, yet i am one. i hardly ever cry.

  • looooooooooooooooooool

  • cancers cry all the fucking time ! i would never date a cancer.

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  • Shit, im exactly like that.

  • answer: smoke two packs a day for the rest of you're life.

    I know; i'm a horrible, horrible person

  • Thats so me... meh.

  • I am a natural storyteller

  • Haha, I always act like this to my boyfriend. XD

  • this is so wrong true but wrong by the way i'm july 5th born 1984

  • soo true. which guys are able to satisy a cancer woman?

  • (BTW....these "how to make a 'sun sign here' fall in love with you" videos are just silly generalizations . you wont learn anything from these videos....pick up a book on astrology...for my sake and for yours..)

  • Dude, I am not OVERLY SENSITIVE. Why would you ever say that? You cannot speak for every cancer. YOU DON'T KNOW ME... :'(

  • @PotatoeShinz

    shut up, cry baby ;D

    love always, the amazingly sexy scorpio.

    ....NOW KISS MY FEET BITCH!

  • @tpfrit Lol Oh suuuuuure :)

  • @PotatoeShinz u just shown that by this comment :p

  • @PotatoeShinz THAT my friend got you sensitive :P

  • Why does the cancer appear gay

  • Ahem... You didn't mention Harrison Ford and Tom Cruise!

  • Very true in every word u said :)

    Are u a male or female cancer or something else? :)

  • I'M A SCOPRIO AND THIS VIDEO MAKE CANCERS SEEM LIKE PUSSIES. HOWEVER, I DO LOVE CANCER MEN. I LOVE BEING ABLE TO NURTURE.

  • @GoddessCaramel

    CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOLVILLE, YES?

    But you still have to steer, miss Scorpio.

  • cancers are not soo sensitive ><

  • as a cancer i find this video is critisizing me and i now hate you and will never forgive basterds

  • @nintendork4 Ohhhh thats nice. I like scorpios too (most of the times).

  • ... Yeah, one more thing...

    The "Born storyteller" garbage? It is -rare- that a Cancer true to form will talk your ears off. Cancers - at least all the ones I've known... including myself! - are themselves excellent listeners. You'll find the chatterboxes in the more firey, extraverted Signs.

    If a Cancer is comfortable and intrigued, then yes, as you can see from my posts right here... we can talk ;P but it's never bubble-headed, and it comes from insight and consideration.

  • @Kang5030 I agree. I myself am a cancer and i would rather listen than talk. but that doesnt mean i dont know how to tell a story. when i do occasionally open my mouth i tell amazing stories

  • As for how much of a pussy this guy in the vid is...

    Softer Cancers that don't want to, or can't retreat into a hard shell tend to be exactly as depicted - but they are surprisingly few. The hallmark of the Crab Sign is hardness in the face of threat. You're more likely to see a Cancer as a quiet, grumbling, and yes... crabby person, walled off to other people they perceive as harmful/mocking, rather than this sort of junk.

    Cancers, 1: Harden your shells, but 2: Know when to exit them!