Human Chia Pet Prank Call

[B1ueEyeliner]

The guy on the phone is so nice!!! It's like people call In all the time to talk about growing grass on their head!!!

[wongoli]

this guy does a really good job at giving information :/

[jasograce]

its a small area hugh...thats what she said lol

[laxrat25]

like if you googled finch

[Gottwie]

This guy (Finch) is one bored counter-troll. This whole thing was him talking to him about putting easy growing grass seed on his damn head, preposterous situation, and yet he keeps on going with it. So awesome, claps for Finch. xD

[ilovetippysm]

Semen.. Wtf

[houndkell]

"She wants me to be a human chia pet!" hahahaha!!! omg its kid friendly <333 u are hysterical!!!!!!

[Cricketheads12]

"its kid friendly"  hahaha!!!

[SLIPKNOTFAN0821]

Go mets!

[BrookiesGettinPaper]

Guys rlly i wouldnt say tht stuff about kirsten shes rlly pretty but still

[DoubleEdgeR]

I bet Finch fell out laughing after he got off the phone.

[JBLuverForever520]

Wow super glue soil on your head...... LOVE IT

[hunterisbeast4]

@spartacoolcodycool no not if ur on utube on safari

[shalasi16]

i litterally sit on the computer for an hour, eating popcorn and watching this show lol hahahaha lol its my version of a hilarious movie

[spartacoolcodycool]

@gstonemagic if you're on an iPod you can rate stars :P

[gstonemagic]

Remember when you go to your youtube page and there wasn't an advertisement at the top of the page?

Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO

Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?

Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?

Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?

Remember when we could rate stars not like?

WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!

Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot

[DarthOptimus207]

@gstonemagic do you remember when People didn't bitch about every little change YouTube made?

[gstonemagic]

@DarthOptimus207 HAHAHAHAHA!!! XD

[GusMacGus313]

they call me a pussy, i just reply you are what you eat.

[EASTsideSLACKER]

I nearly pissed on myself when you said awww shucks ahajjaahaha

[dannyo009]

With all these people saying really perverted things about Kirsten, I seriously have to wonder... How old is Kirsten?

[hellspawn435]

@dannyo009 idk but I'd still tap that....



[N1irvanaFan94]

@dannyo009 Well she's in college...



[Waukable17]

What is on those papers?

[Muahaha172]

I kind of thought that he figured out it was a prank call and started playing along. =P

[MrStealth9976]

Is that ur girl next to u? Ur

[cheaterkiddo]

@MrStealth9976 No, She's his cousin! =]

[bluecloud8756]

Ok she said he was an idiot and he said he was a weirdo? These guys are funny but people probably say the same things about them when they hang up... If I was at a job all day and got a prank call like this I would go with it and have fun too.I think that guy was awesome! :)

[JuicyShania]

massaging the head....right after semen...hmm interestinggg

[fireisfunandawsome]

He would kill the grass on his head with seamen. WTF!

[Bionicspider777]

i feel kinda sad for the call victim, helping the person in vain lol

[NEOCUBEST]

@ILIKEPENIS <--------- you gay?

[kalebhosier454]

@NEOCUBEST @iLikePenis yeah you would know after last night

[jonjonzzme]

If you are what you eat, Voldemort is a unicorn.

[pedobearnumber1]

@jonjonzzme and if that was true miley cyrus would be a jug of semen

[kingdiamond6661]

fuck this niggu he gay and boring!!!!! Its all about dcigs the king of prank calls

[zoroarkissueregion]

@kingdiamond6661 only diffrence is dcigs dosent do them anymore

[PrankCallWizardry]

lolol this prank was great.

[popcorn2423]

U could hear the Eco this one was fake

[CrayonVlogger]

@popcorn2423 How do u know?

[KingOystar]

I thought I was going to die from laughing when you said you would grow it on your head!

[jwlzrulez]

LOL "should i use my own manour?" i loled XD

[TragicallyNothing]

I do wonder if this guy was serious.

[wmhunterwm]

that was dumb

[fowl45]

you guys will never beat ownage pranks.

[sorakey899]

@fowl45 Fail, Ownage Pranks only uses vulgarities and racist accents to get cheap laughs. Jared and Kristin actually carry over completely serious conversations about completely nonsensical/non-serious topics. It's much more in-depth and much funnier.

[glovestrong48]

@sorakey899 THIS. You have taken the words right out of my mouth.

[racer17551]

@sorakey899

Listen here bic boi Like a somebooooooooooooooodeeeeeeeee­eeeeeEEEEE

[taylorswift13747]

hahahaha they go into a topic about a goldfinch! this is beast!

[hellfire6028]

why is the guy on the phone not a scientist or something? Instead hes taking phonecalls?

[neon12025]

@hellfire6028

I have to agree, he answered the questions with so much information, and actually seemed to be serious lol.

[Vortex5432]

Is that like a fly? at 4:19

[emoelmo095]

OMG at the very beginning the finch part i already laughed

[pointingirl]

"so semen will not work with the hair...? large amounts of it??"

"that might...smother it..."

ROFLOL

[xRaineDropsx]

o_o A Michael Jackson Chia pet?

[jobronoyoall1]

I know someone who has the name Kristen and Last name Finch! Haha:)

[MulticolorBriNicole]

Finch's voice is hilarious lol I would love to talk to this guy on the phone.

[scar3333]

this guy's voice on the phone is hilarious

[Deadvampirequeen]

HER NAME IS KRISTEN

[StaceyForEverCP]

i wonder when finch was a kid people made fun of his name

[ManedLioness]

Finch must have sensed that Jared had an abusive childhood or something lol.

[boredshortz13]

The green grass grows all around, all around, and the green grass grows all around xD

[yikesgirl009]

Micheal Jackson chi a pet is kid friendly!

[lifeofus]

"Im not exactily sure how long to surviiive"

go back and listen when he mentions it wont survive at 1:40

[aerorocker1001]

hahahaha That's what she said!!!

[mustange550]

Never heard of a finch? 

[BorgesProduction]

Is this prank fake? Is this like your friend or something? Cause I highly doubt there's truely a retarded person like that to have a normal conversation on such a thing lol.

[AssassinSk8ter]

@BorgesProduction nope its reall i watch them every friday night at 9

[AmericanPrincess109]

"It's kid friendly" that made me laugh so fucking hard!

[Steviecool7]

LMFAO JAred at 2:30

[MCDEVVOMAN]

'easy seed?' 'sure that sounds lke something we would need' bahahahahah its little things like this that make this soooo funny hes such a good actor hahahahahah

[eurasianempress]

Jared got pwned @7:40.

[rjnrf]

he has the coolest voice ever! He was destined to work in a call centre.

[XxPHO3NIX]

hahaha flinstones viteomons

[numo97]

lol super glue

[thebombdiggityawesom]

sounded like bitch not finch

[TheRobster94]

This guy DESERVES A RAISE.

[StartStopReplay]

Remember 12-6 cloud, and that guy said "Maybe" and Jared started laughing his ass off cus it was the best answer ever.

[dadeciver111]

LOL 2:29 "it's kid friendly so don't worry!" lol soooo epic!

[NobudeezDaughter]

The part where Finch discerns it's a prank is sorta difficult to pinpoint, (unless it's right at the beginning). :P

[TheHaydenJones]

Kristen you don't need to say anything just sit for the camera so i can c you.

[LynxCoding]

Finch sounds depressed.

[Hckmater]

Whats really the funny thing is that He is taking him searously thrught the whole thing, even about putting Crap on his head, I think that I am going to try this now

[Hammypoof411]

lol like ur really gonna use ur own fertalizer on ur hair.. lol

[ManedLioness]

Finch sounds hot.

[ljkuhse72]

Wow...that was amazing...I think I need to go buy some ez grow lol

[crocrk5]

lol

[k0vert]

kristin is so cute in this, trying not to crack up

[abizzle103646]

wow is that guy really beliving this stuff, hahaha wow

[lewiszim]

@abizzle103646 I highly doubt it, but he certainly is good at staying calm and he defiantly knows what he is talking about! He is very good at his job!

[Sakkawokkkie]

He sounds like Chris Haaaaaaanseeen

[Umbrametus]

How does Finch know the nitrogen content of semen...?

[toniv77]

This guy must be completely retarded!

Did he honestly think that call was serious?! 

[DoctorRainbow8321]

@toniv77 fuck you he has a nice voice

[toniv77]

@DoctorRainbow8321

Who's saying anything about his voice?!

[radiantnakashima]

its finch from american pie!

[TheProjectMJ]

it'll sprout, but it won't surviiiiive is he a robot?

[brainiac554]

large amounts of seamen massaged into his head and kristen never flinched. lol

[GIBSONANDSLASH]

I would so have sexual orientations with Kristen!

[HappiiSmiles316]

@GIBSONANDSLASH disgusting

[bostonsbadass12]

haha all around all around

[SilentBells]

That girl ALWAYS looks really bored.

[AssassinSk8ter]

@SilentBells btw her name is Kristen

[sceawed117]

@SilentBells you dont kno her name that kristan

[NEOCUBEST]

@SilentBalls not all the time

[pamukdilara5]

@SilentBells that girl is kristin and since she is one of the hosts she has to sit there. but since she doesnt do anything she gets bored :D

[soulman820]

did this guy ever realise that he's talking about putting crap on his own head?

[bobisking1257]

106 people missed the like button

[HappiiSmiles316]

@bobisking1257 Stop freakin saying that. it's a waste of finger grease! Shutup! they did not "miss" the like button they simply disliked the video. It's better than leaving hate comments so stfu

[bobisking1257]

@HappiiSmiles316 fuck off douche bag

[HappiiSmiles316]

@bobisking1257 Lol how am I a douche bag? a douche bag is used to clean out a women's Vagina. do your research. At least i wasn't leaving kiddy ass comments on the video. Actually you're the douche bag. Fuck off of what? You don't make sense, comment back when you do. I know it means like go away.. but seriously.. if you're going to insult some one, do it logically.

[bobisking1257]

@HappiiSmiles316 fucking nerd go get a girl friend. there is no "logic" on youtube, if you speak with logic no one knows what the hell you're talking about so throw logic out the door and stoop down to these (not fridaynightcranks or any of them) dumb asses level. stop trolling me and find some one else to bother. if your going to go back 10, 20 even 50 pages in the comments section, i dont know where mine was, im sure you could find some one else to bother but i don't need you spamming my inbox

[HappiiSmiles316]

@bobisking1257 actually there is logic. Look around fuck face. I'm actually not a nerd in real life and whore I AM a girl and I'm not a tranny like your mom so maybe you would have a girlfriend if you didn't waste your time on youtube. Shut your dumb ass up because I am not spamming shit because i Commented on a video I (EMphasis on I) WATCHED. I'm not stooping down to anything because if I'm a nerd how are you going to say i stooped down to a dumb ass level by correcteing your stupid ass?

[HappiiSmiles316]

@bobisking1257 AND MAYBE U NEED TO PICK UP UR WELFARE CHECK WHORE. BECAUSE UR TRAILER PARK TRASH, AND UR MOM IS ON FUCKING DRUGS BITCH. U THINK IM A NERD BCUZ UR MOM COULDNT AFFORD TO PUT YOU IN SCHOOL. AND YOU SLOB ON HER HAIRY COCK ALL DAY. MY DAD DIDN'T LEAVE ME BITCH. TAKE YOUR STUPID ASS OFF HERE AND READ A BOOK. AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT SAYING SOME DUMB SHIT TO ME, YOU BETTER TAKE UR FINGERS OFF UR PRE PAID KEYBOARD REAL QUICK. SMH YOU FUCKING CUM SWAPPING WHORE.

[sorailya]

@HappiiSmiles316 Fuck off douhebag.How old are you anyway?10?

[HappiiSmiles316]

@sorailya I'm Actually a teenager WHore.. Don't Assume Shit. Because u Dnt kno Shit. Uneducated Ass wipe.

[jimmy134496]

@HappiiSmiles316 HOW MUCH FOR 2HOURS.

[HappiiSmiles316]

@jimmy134496 what

[jimmy134496]

@HappiiSmiles316 said you where a WHORE.

[Umbrametus]

@HappiiSmiles316 You're insulting someone by calling them an uneducated ass wipe, yet you use unnecessary capitalization, can't spell "you don't know," and split what could have easily been two sentences into four.

[HappiiSmiles316]

@Umbrametus yea because this is youtube not school but i know more than you so don't get logical with me please. Thank you :) and for your info, for all the grammar and english tips.. i don't need them i got an A in that so go suck ur mom's knob. Ha ha and stop replying if you're so annoyed, okay? Sweetheart, nobody likes someone who keeps on going about the same shit if they claim that they don't really care and are being nonchalant. Lmao. Remove urself frm my comments by Stfu'inq. Thanx! :P

[Steviecool7]

I wonder where the EZ grow on the Michael Jackson chia pet grows

[Qbro618]

im waiting for someone to be watching the show while talking to him on the phone:)



[ShameDawsomTV]

"It's kid-friendly, don't worry" lmao

[DownloadOutOfControl]

at the start i thought the man was saying his name was B*tch

[karinan3rd]

he's a genius

[Tarliacatz]

He was so stupid and yet so nice at the same time lol.

[BaillieBearable]

omg that is too funny....did finch really believe that....i guess it would be easy, there is some weird ass people out there.... jared pulls it off so smoothly too...

[stevenhamlin1000]

kristin is hot

thumbs up if you agree



[cardkid12345]

he stayed so calm the whole time!!!

[jams0220]

go mets!

[ImAnAwkwardNinja]

"That's what she said" LMFAO

[ImAnAwkwardNinja]

"and it's kid friendly so ya know, it's all good" LMFAO.

[ImAnAwkwardNinja]

Finch is so calm and relaxed during the whole thing. How can he not know this is a joke?!

[lolalucy14]

dont diss michael jackson!! HAHAHA LOL

I love your guys show cant wait for tonight s pranks!!

[keithgager101]

LMAO

[dukeofdeath5]

OMFG this is hilarious!!!!!

[jzh094]

kristin everyone wants u to wear short shorts and or a skirt and to take ur shirt off XD yes i am a perv but u are hot

[ysometimesy]

i love finch!!



[luvnatasha1]

you guys r amazing!!!!!!

[abrozak1]

the girl is pretty hot

[13HUERO]

@abrozak1hell ya

[iPhonehelp1231]

That's what she said

[h2inuyasha2]

If the roots go into his head, the CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

[MrShakalakadingadong]

Finch deserves a raise.

[TheSwoopdude]

@MrShakalakadingadong *EVERY GENERATION GETS A CHANCE TO CHANGE THE WORLD* EVERY DAY THERE IS ANOTHER BOY OR A FAT GIRL* this is a u2 song that they played for Obama!

[HAACKER45]

is that guy seriously taking this call serious?

[sablakce]

Ahaha either this Finch guy was really bored or was crazy. ahahahahahaahha :)

[crazyfine123]

i luv ur how

[jason48529]

"OK, so.. um.. semen would not world on the hair" HA

[MrBigdog091]

the chick that is with him i hot

and he is supper funny

[jmatotek216]

finch sounds automted lol

[goooooodmorning]

thumbs up if you finch's voice made you feel relaxed

[TheSwoopdude]

@goooooodmorning  good morning usa!

[stevenhamlin1000]

@goooooodmorning sounds like he can give a speach & you will feel everything's gonna be okay

[k0vert]

@goooooodmorning yea finch is the most Zen dude i've heard in a long time.

[onebrandofdemocracy]

Kristin's ass is big enough for two women.

[anewkindaawesome]

@onebrandofdemocracy ur a bitch

[onebrandofdemocracy]

@anewkindaawesome

Once American women stop shoving fuckin' bagels down their pie holes, they might start getting laid more often. Until then...American women are fat trash. An increasing number of American men each year are dating women from Europe and Latin America because they have self-discipline. Unlike American women, they can actually pass a piece of cheesecake without having a food orgasm. An American woman's idea of exercise is rolling her fat ass from the bed to the kitchen.

[anewkindaawesome]

@onebrandofdemocracy wow!! WHO CARES ABOUT KRISTENS ASS!! THATS NOT THE FUCKING POINT OF THE VIDEO ASSHAT!! I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU BITCH!! GO FUCK A CUNT YOU MOTHERFUCKING WHORESLUT ASSBITCH!

[sunshine803756]

@anewkindaawesome damn! you tell him... her... it... unknown species thing!

[sunshine803756]

@onebrandofdemocracy ummm excuse me? what the hell is your problem? how you just be like that? maybe some people are overweight but that doesnt mean all american women. your gonna die alone.

[calimero1324]

I can't believe he actually bought the whole grass living on your head.

[Soaplover22]

I know why he sounds weird!

He sounds like Sheldon from the big bang theory!!!!!!

Omg thumbs up if you agree!

~Abby~

[Wedwickboy]

@Soaplover22 you don't need to leave your name at the end of your comment you retarded cunt

[CorruptedPenguin]

That's what she said XD

[mrapter7]

damn u hot bb

[xtiffy06]

his name is bitch lol

[mac12197]

the next time i shave my head i am going to try to plant EZ- grow on it.

[ANNOYINGGAMEGUY]

wow... finch has the most awesome voice... EVAR